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Book Title: Jun Ye's Heart Is Too Dirty
Author: Lu Tianyi
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A Tang Sect accidentally took the customs clearance certificate of the wanted senior...
As a result, he was wrongfully arrested.
I also met a military man with a particularly dirty heart.
From then on, the unlucky life of escaping from prison, being caught back, escaping from prison, being caught back, escaping from prison, being caught back slapping [cross out]...
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Search keywords: Protagonist: Li Xinwu, Tang Li┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:
01
Tang Li sat with his knees hugged on the thatch pile in the cell, feeling extremely wronged.
He was wronged, he just came out of the Tang Sect, he was clean and clear, and wanted to make a living in the rivers and lakes, but a few days ago, he met a Tang Sect senior by chance, the two chatted speculatively, and after eating and living together for a few days, the Tang Sect was in front of him. The task of coming forth in large numbers left first.
And Tang Li didn't know if he took the skewers by mistake, or for some other reason. In short, when he left the city, he found that his customs clearance certificate had somehow changed to that of the Tang Sect senior.
The Tiance soldier who was checking at the gate of the city glanced at the document, and looked at Tang Li in shock: You are not timid.
Tang Li blinked his big eyes innocently: Huh
Tiance soldier: Come on! Take him down!
Before Tang Li could react, he was pinned down by a group of Tiance swarming up. In the confusion, he happened to catch a glimpse of the name on the wanted notice hanging on the wall, and it turned out to be the senior he met a few days ago.
Tang Li shouted: Wait a minute! I was wronged! I got it wrong...
Then he was knocked out with a knife.
02
Tang Li squatted in the prison for a whole day, except for a jailer who delivered food and water, but this jailer was still dumb, and didn't respond to any questions.
Tang Li was in despair, when he suddenly heard footsteps coming from outside, Tang Li opened the prison door and looked out, only to see a young Tiance who looked like a general was approached by a group of people who looked like jailers and clerks.
Tang Li hurriedly shook the cell door and shouted: Lord Jun! I was wronged I was wronged!
That day Ce wore a red robe and silver armor, his gaze was as calm as frost, and there was a light shining in the dark moonlight. When he glanced at Tang Li, his heart trembled, and he shivered for no reason.
Tiance turned to Tang Li: Huh
Tang Li was stunned for a moment, and said cautiously: I was wronged, I was arrested because I took someone else's customs clearance document by mistake.
Tiance's expressionless face: Wronged
Tang Likuang nodded: Mmmm!
Tiance stared at him for a while, and suddenly showed a sneer that made Tang Li feel creepy: You mean that my Tiance Mansion was ineffective, black and white were reversed, favoritism, corruption, perverting the law, and arresting the wrong person
The clerk beside him immediately bowed his head and began to write in the small notebook.
Tang Li shook his head again and again: I didn't mention the previous ones, I just said that the wrong person was arrested...
Tiance had a cold face: You didn't say it, but that's what you meant.
Tang Li felt wronged: Really not!
Tiance squinted his eyes: Rumors slander Tiance Mansion, the crime will be aggravated.
Tang Li was stunned: ... Fuck me
Tiance sneered: Fuck me? Insulting Tiance Commander with obscenities is an added crime.
The clerk grinned again and began to memorize.
Tang Li broke down and grabbed the prison door railing and shook it vigorously, aggrievedly explaining: Why are you like this? I didn't scold you, it's just a modal particle, you don't usually say it...
Tiance raised his hand and touched Tang Li's hand holding onto the railing: "Indecent Tiance Commander is a third-class crime."
The clerk agreed deeply, and nodded while remembering.
Tang Li was stunned for a while, then silently withdrew his hand and retreated to the corner of the cell: …
Damn, there is something wrong with the plan today! Very problematic!
03
Although Tang Li didn't dare to speak anymore, Tian Ce still seemed unwilling to let him go, standing outside the prison door, holding his chin thoughtfully with a cold smile.
A teacher next to him leaned over doggy-leggedly: Commander Li, let me see that this Jiangyang bandit is very cunning. He said that he was wronged, slandered Tiance Mansion, and made a move on you, Commander Li. He obviously has no remorse. Defend.
Tiance nodded: You are right.
And Tang Li, the dangerous Jiangyang thief, was curled up in the corner of the cell, stepping on the grass aggrievedly.
The jailer chimed in: I heard that this gangster can fly into the sky, hide from the ground, sneak in stealth, penetrate walls and enter rooms, and do all kinds of evil. I'm really afraid that he will run away.
Tiance clapped his hands: Come on!
Tang Li was so frightened that he thought he was going to drag him out and kill him.
Tiance looked dignified: Take him to Tiance Mansion, and I will take care of him personally.
Tang Li breathed a sigh of relief, but just now he met the eyes that were sharp like a hawk that day, and felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly said: Can I stay here
Tiance: Presumptuous.
Tang Li: Okay, okay, I'm presumptuous, I'm presumptuous.
Tiance: Lawless, more crimes...
Tang Li: Don't add it! If you want to kill or cut, you can listen to it, can't you!
Tiance looked at him coldly, and suddenly introduced himself: My name is Li Xinwu.
Tang Li was surprised: Oh, my name is Tang Li.
Tiance sneered: I didn't ask you, come and escort me away.
Tang Li stepped on the grass in grief and indignation.
04
So Tang Li was imprisoned in the Tiance Mansion's exclusive cell, under strict supervision by Li Xinwu, and focused on prevention and control.
Li Xinwu pushed Tang Li into the cell: Be honest.
Tang Li sat on the bed and hugged his knees, his chin buried in his arms, only showing a pair of big teary eyes, aggrieved.
Li Xinwu looked at him for a while: Dissatisfied
Tang Li sneered angrily: "I dare not be dissatisfied."
After a long silence, Tang Li seemed to hear Li Xinwu chuckle.
When he looked up again, the person had disappeared.
Tang Li cautiously opened the door and looked out for a while, confirming that Li Xinwu had indeed left, so he planned to study the lock of the prison door. As a Tianluo, he is best at tricks, the lock of this cell should be He couldn't be bothered, he didn't run away because he felt he was wronged, and he would let him out if he explained it clearly, but Li Xinwu didn't make sense at all, Tang Li didn't expect him to let him out anymore.
Tang Li spit out a very thin stick from his mouth, which he took off from the concealed weapon during the body search, just in case.
After a few tinkerings, Tang Li unlocked the cell. He pressed the small stick under his tongue and hid it. He gently opened the door and walked out, walking out according to the memory when he came.
Then as soon as he reached the first corner, footsteps suddenly sounded nearby, and then Li Xinwu's perfect profile suddenly appeared from behind the wall.
Tang Li was so frightened that he almost cried out, and instantly used the floating light to disappear in the darkness.
He felt that Li Xinwu probably didn't see it.
05
Li Xinwu walked over step by step, Tang Li held his breath carefully, he was hiding against the wall, and the aisle was fairly spacious, unless Li Xinwu was sick and had to walk by the wall, otherwise he would not have bumped into him.
five seconds later...
Looking at Li Xinwu who was walking along the wall, Tang Li cursed in his heart: If you say you are sick, you are really fucking sick!
However, Li Xinwu stopped in front of Tang Li, and Tang Li still had a glimmer of hope that he would suddenly change direction, but Li Xinwu suddenly raised his hand and touched Tang Li's chest.
Tang Li: ...
He was wearing a ragged army suit today, his chest was wide open, Li Xinwu's touch immediately made him blush, and his mind went blank. After Li Xinwu touched it, as if he didn't know that he had touched someone, he continued to rub Tang Li's chest indiscriminately, and said to himself expressionlessly: What is it
Tang Li couldn't bear it anymore, so he showed his face blushing, and slapped Li Xinwu's hand away: You! Have you touched enough
Li Xinwu looked cold: Why did you run out
Tang Li was ashamed and indignant: What were you touching!
Li Xinwu sneered: I thought I saw a ghost, who knew it was you
Tang Li stared at him fiercely: If you really thought it was a ghost, how dare you touch it like this
Li Xinwu narrowed his eyes dangerously: I don't just dare to touch.
Tang Li didn't dare to talk back, for fear that this pervert would say something bad.
06
Li Xinwu lowered his head slightly, and looked at Tang Li by the moonlight: You are blushing.
Tang Li wiped his face: Who told you to grope.
Li Xinwu's voice was flat: You not only intended to escape from prison, but also played hooliganism.
Tang Li was annoyed: The two of us, who is playing hooligans
Li Xinwu took it for granted: "Of course it's you, you touch my hand with your chest."
Tang Li's reason is about to break: you! You are too bad!
Li Xinwu nodded: yes.
Tang Li was so wronged that he wanted to bump his head to death: I am really innocent! How could you do this, convicting people indiscriminately without trial
Li Xinwu's eyes flashed: You are not innocent.
Tang Li: What
Li Xinwu is serious: With such a wide open neckline, he is not a good person at first glance.
Tang Li: This is the Tang Sect uniform, blame me
Li Xinwu looked into Tang Li's eyes: his eyes are red, so he is not a good person.
Tang Li was about to cry: I was born with this...
Li Xinwu was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled, but after a moment, he immediately returned to a serious and cold look: strong words and unreasonable words.
Tang Li: ...
Did you finally lose your grip just now, you bastard
07
Today Tang Li was thrown into prison by Li Xinwu for the second time.
Tang Li is helpless: You tell me how long you want to imprison me, I have an idea.
Li Xinwu rubbed his chin: It's only ten days and half a month.
Tang Li heaved a sigh of relief while being surprised: That's okay, why didn't you say it earlier, it scared me...
However, before he finished speaking, Li Xinwu interrupted: But now you escaped from prison and acted like a hooligan, you will be imprisoned for 80 years.
Tang Li: ...
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!
Li Xinwu turned and walked away with a paralyzed face.
But Tang Li was sure that he heard his suppressed laughter.
Tang Li: Damn it, dog officer.
Junye Diary:
I touched my chest, hehe.
08
In order to let Li Xinwu relax his vigilance, Tang Li stayed in the prison for two days honestly, making no noise and trying to reform.
At midnight on the third day, Tang Li repeated his old trick, turning the