The lock on the prison door was unlocked, and he tiptoed out of the prison.
The journey was very smooth, and the jailers seemed deaf and blind. When Tang Li passed by a few guards on duty at night, he found them playing mahjong, shouting and drinking, and no one paid any attention to him.
Tang Li heaved a sigh of relief. As soon as he stepped out of the prison gate, he saw Li Xinwu sitting cross-legged and meditating in a blind spot close to the gate.
In the middle of the night, the dignified leader of Tiance Mansion didn't fucking sleep well, so he ran to the prison gate and meditated.
Tang Li hung the mentally ill on a tree for eight hundred times in his heart, then hurriedly retreated to the dark place to hide himself.
Li Xinwu sneered, stood up, and his armor clanged.
Tang Li's heart went cold.
Li Xinwu walked up to Tang Li, leaned close to Tang Li's neck and sniffed, his lips brushed against Tang Li's collarbone seemingly without a trace.
Damn it, it must be on purpose!
Tang Li didn't dare to take chances any more, fearing that Li Xinwu would do something else, so he quickly showed his appearance: don't smell it.
Li Xinwu raised his eyebrows, like a wolf that has finally found its prey: Why is it you again
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For a moment, Tang Li even suspected that Li Xinwu was waiting here on purpose to catch him.
Tang Li was dejected: Lock me back.
Li Xinwu thought for a while: How did you escape
Tang Li hesitated: The door is not locked...
Li Xinwu's eyes were sharp: You have something that can be unlocked hidden on your body.
Tang Li swallowed nervously, if he confiscated the things hidden in his mouth, it would be difficult to unlock in the future.
Li Xinwu grabbed Tang Li's wrist and pulled him out of the prison: "Let's go."
Tang Li struggled: What are you doing
Li Xinwu uttered two words coldly: body search.
Tang Li vaguely felt the danger: Can't I search here? Let the jailer search.
Li Xinwu: No way.
Tang Li stood still: I won't go with you.
Li Xinwu glanced at him, picked him up and put him on his shoulder.
Tang Li struggled: Are you an officer or a horse bandit! Help!
However, no one would pay attention to him if he yelled loudly, after all, this is Li Xinwu's territory.
Junye Diary:
It was too slow, and the jailer was specifically told not to arrest him.
In the end, I waited three nights.
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Tang Li was carried back to his bedroom by Li Xinwu and placed on the ground.
Li Xinwu's thin lips parted slightly: Take off.
Tang Li grabbed his clothes tightly: No.
Li Xinwu slowly showed a sneer: I will help you.
Tang Li complained to him with tears: How could you bully me like this, I was wronged...
Li Xinwu was unmoved, raised his hand to touch Tang Li's butt, and said to himself: It must be hiding here.
Tang Li dodged in a hurry, and confessed for the safety of his butt: it wasn't there, it was in my mouth!
Before Tang Li could spit it out, Li Xinwu suddenly pressed the back of his head, bowed his head and kissed him, his tongue deftly pried open Tang Li's slightly opened lips due to shock, and licked wantonly in his mouth. Fan, let Tang Li get out of breath before letting him go.
Tang Xin was beating like a drum, and his whole body was in a daze, but he just looked at Li Xinwu with a red face.
Li Xinwu covered his lips and smiled, then pulled his face down instantly.
Tang Li came back to his senses: ...you, what were you doing just now!
Li Xinwu said coldly: Search your mouth.
Tang Li looked at him with admiration, he didn't know what to scold to be worthy of Li Xinwu's shamelessness.
But at this time, Li Xinwu came over again.
Tang Li flinched in fright: What else are you going to do!
Li Xinwu's face was serious and upright: I didn't find it just now, so I searched again.
Only then did Tang Li realize that the thing in his mouth was still there, and quickly spit it out: It's here, stop searching!
If you search for him, you won't be able to find it a hundred times!
Li Xinwu took the thing with an unhappy expression, and fell silent.
Seems to be thinking of a strategy.
Tang Li is vigilant: you lock me back up, or I will go back by myself first.
Li Xinwu: No, you just tried to escape from prison again, so you must be punished.
Tang Li suddenly had a bad premonition: What are you going to punish
Li Xinwu thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
Tang Li: ...
Something is wrong! Help, mom, I want to go home!
Li Xinwu grabbed Tang Li again and carried it on his shoulder: "Let's go."
Junye Diary:
Here comes the kiss, hehe.
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During the journey carried by Li Xinwu, Tang Li imagined dozens of unsightly scenes.
This is not because he likes it, but according to this atmosphere and this rhythm, the next thing should develop like this, and it is written like this in the little yellow book.
Then, when they got to the place, Li Xinwu put him on the ground.
Tang Li saw that there were two large basins in front of him, one was filled with water, and the other was filled with clothes piled up like a mountain.
Li Xinwu said coldly: Wash.
Tang Li didn't turn the corner for a moment: What
Li Xinwu said righteously: I will punish you for doing laundry.
Tang Li heaved a sigh of relief, knelt down and picked up a piece of clothing and shook it out, it was a pair of obscene pants.
The corner of Tang Li's mouth twitched, he put it down first, then picked up one and opened it, it was still obscene pants.
Tang Li put it down again, reached out to the bottom of the big basin and took out one to take a look, it was still...
Tang Li suddenly felt that his hand was about to rot: Whose is this
Li Xinwu smiled slightly: "Mine."
Tang Li looked confused: Where did you get so many!
Li Xinwu took it for granted: he changed twice a day.
Tang Li made a quick estimate and then his whole body collapsed: How many days will it take to save up! What's wrong with you!
Li Xinwu's face darkened: Do you want to wash it
Tang Li washes his hands in the basin: no.
Li Xinwu: All right.
Tang Li was startled, thinking that Li Xinwu's conscience had found out, but the next second the bastard said lightly: Then drag it out and chop it up.
Tang Li quickly picked up one and rubbed it together: I'll wash it! Can't wash it
Damn it, dog officer.
will bully people.
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Li Xinwu observed Tang Li's humiliated expression with great interest, and his voice was cold and clean: wash carefully, rubbing both inside and outside.
Tang Li listened to his voice, then raised his eyes to look at his face, he couldn't believe that a person with such good looks and such a nice voice could be such a pervert.
Li Xinwu stood in front of Tang Li with a frosty face to oversee the work.
So Tang Li scrubbed and washed all kinds of flirtatious obscene trousers one by one in his hands, but when he raised his head, he stared straight at Li Xinwu's...
crotch.
The whole person couldn't be worse.
Tang Li had no choice but to lower his head and try his best to get out of this embarrassing scene.
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After an unknown amount of time, Tang Li finally finished washing the mountain of Li Xinwu's obscene pants.
The whole person has a feeling of a world away.
Li Xinwu got a set of clean clothes from somewhere, and handed them to Tang Li's arms: "I'm sweaty, I need to change soon."
Tang Li has been squatting in prison for the past few days, without taking a bath or changing clothes, and the smell on his body is indeed not good, so he desperately wanted to change into clean clothes, so he accepted it obediently.
Li Xinwu turned to a small room next to him and murmured: "Go in and change."
Tang Li hesitated for a moment, seeing that Li Xinwu didn't intend to follow him in, so he ran in with his clothes in his arms, and quickly changed into them like a thief.
After going out, Li Xinwu held out his hand to Tang Li: bring it.
Tang Li opened his eyes wide: what
Li Xinwu glanced at him coldly: I took the clothes you changed out and asked someone to wash them.
Tang Li handed it over carefully, and Li Xinwu took it, urging, "Go, go back to the cell."
Tang Li breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to leave when he suddenly saw Li Xinwu holding the clothes he had just changed, sticking them to his nose, and sniffing.
Tang Li had a face full of shit: ...
Li Xinwu looked at Tang Li sternly and selflessly: This is to search your clothes for hidden poisons.
Tang Li wanted to die immediately: ...
Li Xinwu seemed to be afraid that his death would not be thorough enough, so he added: I have a good nose.
Tang Li stammered: I, I think I'd better wash it myself, I don't dare to labor your old man...
Li Xinwu looked cold: No, let's go.
Tang Li walked a few steps in a complicated mood, and when he turned around, Li Xinwu sniffed his clothes again.
This face is intoxicated.
Tang Li: ...
This world is so dirty! So dirty! So filthy!
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Tang Li: Lord Jun, I dare to ask, are you a pervert
Li Xinwu is righteous: This commander suspects that your clothes are poisonous, and the more you smell it, the more suspicious you become.
Tang Li: Just talk about it.
Li Xinwu was upright and awe-inspiring: Shut up, let's go.
Junye Diary:
Cool.
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After Tang Li was sent back to the cell, he stayed there honestly for a few days. During this period, Li Xinwu came over at every turn, harassing him seemingly sternly and selflessly. Tang Li deeply felt that if he didn't hurry up and escape, he might lose his little Daisy.
So, when the jailer came to deliver dinner that day, Tang Li clutched his stomach and writhed all over the floor: "Master, my stomach hurts."
The jailer slapped his thigh: Oh my god, you have made some noise.
Tang Li was in a fog: ... What did you say
The jailer opened the cell door expressionlessly and walked in: "It's nothing, I'll take a look at your stomach."
Tang Li gritted his teeth and pretended to be in unbearable pain, and then greeted the jailer with a punch when he got close.
The jailer jumped up and down covering his face, turned several times on the spot, screamed and lay down on the ground, his legs twitched a few times: ah! it hurts! Is this the legendary... life-seeking arrow...
Tang Li was dumbfounded, completely shocked by the jailer's flamboyant acting skills.
There are no arrows! Even if you love acting very much and are very good at acting, you still have to combine it with the actual situation!
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In any case, the opportunity to escape is always not to be missed. Tang Li stepped over the jailer's still twitching body, and ran towards freedom for the third time.
This time he learned to be smart, and when he ran to the gate of the prison, he poked out only one head wisely, looked left and right, and made sure that Li Xinwu was not watching.