The General Is Too Evil

Chapter 6

Views:

Crackling, crackling, crackling, crackling.

successfully perverted.

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After that incident, Tang Li left the cell and could move about freely.

However, Li Xinwu would still be charged with various strange crimes every day, such as the crime of wasting food without eating the rice, the crime of wasting toilet paper by using an extra piece of toilet paper in the latrine, the crime of disturbing the commander's sleep with too much movement in the morning practice, Then carry it back to the bedroom like this, it's very filthy and dirty, if it is written out, it will be a living encyclopedia of perversion.

Tang Yan used wooden stakes every day to make traps, bickered with the jailers, and listened to the corners by the way, feeling like he was about to go crazy.

But Li Xinwu didn't let him go, and gave him a bunch of blueprints and recipes that he didn't know where to get, and asked him to follow suit.

Tang Yan heard from his younger brother these days that Li Xinwu was the one who grew up with his childhood sweetheart, who protected him everywhere, and even accepted a copper coin as a bride price from him.

After Tang Yan knew about it, the whole Three Views were fragmented.

Because according to Tang Li's description, he always felt that his junior's first love was very innocent and ignorant.

It's the kind of two people who meet after many years, take out the token of love shyly, and say: How are you

Instead, when the two met many years later, they abnormally took out a stick and said: It's a good job.

or…

Show me the piss.

Check the underpass.

Kneel down and hug.

Butt up.

Tang Yan felt that he didn't want to fall in love anymore.

It's too filthy, when I think of falling in love, it just smells like that.

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More than a month has passed.

In the evening, Tang Li took a bath in the wooden barrel to wash off the sticky stuff on his body.

Li Xinwu suddenly pushed the door open, and Tang Li shivered reflexively, covering his buttocks.

Li Xinwu closed the door and leaned over, with a perverted light in his eyes.

Tang Li warned: ... You are coming again! No!

Li Xinwu shook his head: Guess what day it is.

Tang Li was thinking nervously. The last time Li Xinwu asked him this question, he said he didn't know, but Li Xinwu said that it was the Great Tang Equestrian Festival. To celebrate the festival, he carried Tang Li on a horse and ran from Tiance Mansion to Qingzhao Ranch He ran back and pattered on the horse all the way, making Tang Li's legs weak when he saw the horse now. There was another time when I was asked the same thing, and I casually talked about a festival, but Li Xinwu said it was wrong, that day was the Arbor Day of the Tang Dynasty, and to celebrate the festival, Tang Li was carried into a grove and pressed against a tree to have sex The crackling made Tang Li tremble when he saw the grove.

In addition, there are Datang Lotus Festival, Datang Moon Appreciation Festival, Datang Youth Outing Festival, Datang Swimming Festival... In short, eight out of ten are made up by Li Xinwu's mother.

So when this pervert Li Xinwu asks this question, it means...

Tang Li jumped out of the tub without saying a word, wrapped himself in wet clothes and ran away.

Li Xinwu chuckled, pulled Tang Li back by the waist, picked up a towel and wiped his body: What are you running for

Tang Li: I don't.

Li Xinwu: Huh

Tang Li: I don't care about anything.

Li Xinwu is serious: don't make trouble, today is Qixi Festival, I will show you something good.

Tang Li pointed to Li Xinwu's crotch: Look at this good thing

Li Xinwu laughed loudly: What is in your head

Tang Li: ... Laughing fart, it's all your fault.

Li Xinwu kissed him tenderly: No, it's something else, let's go after changing clothes.

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When Tang Li was dressed neatly and stood together with Li Xinwu at the bustling bridge in the market, he finally found a sense of security.

After all, with so many people, no matter how abnormal Li Xinwu was, it was impossible for him to be in the street.

Well, it shouldn't be possible...

Li Xinwu hugged Tang Li from behind, held his hand, bent slightly, and put his chin on Tang Li's shoulder, completely ignoring the surprised eyes of the people around him, and whispered: "It will start soon, your senior brother will do it." for more than a month.

Tang Li's face was a little hot: what is it

Li Xinwu kissed him: count down to five.

Tang Li was very obedient: five, four, three, two, one...

A point of pearl light suddenly lit up on the surface of the river. Taking this point as the origin, the bright and soft light spread rapidly in the water like scattered fish. All of them are filled with radiant fireworks, which make the riverside bright and dazzling, and the dancing streamers are like shredded gold foil sticking on the top of the waves. At the same time, there was a sudden sound of cannons not far away, and large dazzling fireworks rushed to the sky, lighting up the dark blue sky, flashing on and off, alternately. The fireworks in the sky and the water are shining together, and the sky and the water are covered with bright yellow, orange and red, making them as bright as day. The flames are bright and scorching, making people’s hearts hot and hot. Yang fell and was blown away by the night wind.

Tang Li's breathing stagnated for a moment, the fire light fell on his dark red pupils, and slowly melted away: What is this...

Li Xinwu chuckled lightly: "My dowry."

Tang Li was so moved that he looked back at him tearfully.

Li Xinwu kissed him, took out a copper coin and shook it: the betrothal gift and dowry are all ready. Let's get married.

Tang Li turned around and hooked his neck, bit him hard, choked up and said:... Mmm! Goudaner, you are the best to me! You are my daughter-in-law now! Goofy goofy!

Li Xinwu pushed Tang Li over the railing and kissed him, and after a long time, he said softly, "You must be punished for being presumptuous."

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In the sky, on the water, and in the world of fireworks.

Your heart, my heart, will last forever.

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