The General Loves to Collect Little Red Flowers

Chapter 10: Summon the undead

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Xu Yao had seen Le Yao's "jumping god" in the video before, and he was chanting, but at that time there was only video but no sound, so he couldn't hear it. Although he understands lip language, I'm sorry, he really can't figure out what Le Yao said when he was dancing.

In the bathroom, Le Yao just mixed some cinnabar liquid into the cap of the Baisa bottle. Of course he wouldn't really be frightened by a fish, he would just say that because he needed a fresh bottle of white wine. The cinnabar liquid needs to be mixed with white wine, especially a freshly opened bottle of white wine, so that the drawn symbols will be more effective. The pen he is using now has never been blessed, so if he can pay attention, he must try his best to notice it.

Whether Ji Fengyu can be recruited depends on tonight!

Le Yao was afraid that Xuyao would be suspicious, and because he had changed his appearance now, he really couldn't explain Ji Fengyu's recruiting in a few words, so he decided to recruit Ji Fengyu later, after Xuyao fell asleep. He carefully put the bottle cap in a place where it would never be found or touched if he didn't rummage through it, then washed his hands and walked out with the rest of the liquor.

Xu Yao walked towards him at a distance of three steps away from Le Yao: "Is it finished?"

Le Yao nodded: "It's done!"

Isn't it 650,000 fish? I'm done cleaning up, I'm sorry if I don't eat! Le Yao put the wine bottle on the operating table, rolled up his sleeves and chopped the fish into egg-sized pieces. This fish looked like a mackerel in shape, but it was much longer than that, and it was silvery white. After Le Yao chopped it into several pieces, he added some seasoning to it, and was about to pour white wine over it to marinate it together, when Xu Yao suddenly grabbed him.

"The wine you brought into the bathroom is used for cooking?!" Xu Yao looked in disbelief.

"Ah, then, if you don't mind, I'll use another bottle." Isn't this thinking of another new bottle for the next time to use with the cinnabar solution!

"Keep this bottle for future use. Use a new one." Xu Yao put the old one aside, "Where's the cap?"

"It's in the bathroom." You said you were a soldier, but you were so hypocritical about such a thing, it seems that you have never been hungry!

Le Yao uncapped the new liquor bottle, complaining inwardly, and poured some liquor on top of the fish pieces. Then stir with chopsticks and marinate.

He's going to make braised fish nuggets with rice. There are still some vegetarian dishes in the refrigerator, such as carrots and cucumbers, and he is going to fry another vegetarian dish.

Seeing that he made a strange smell, Xu Yao frowned: "Is this really edible? What if it doesn't taste good... Or you'd better leave it to the smart chef and don't waste my fish."

Le Yao said: "It's not good, I'll eat it myself!"

The so-called "smart chef" is a robot that can cook food independently. What you want to eat, just pick the ingredients and put them into the stomach of the smart chef, and it will wash, cut, and cook with seasoning. Whether the owner wants to eat fried or stewed, steamed or fried, it will be done by watching, and he will clean the processing cabin by himself.

Now Tarot Star has basically popularized this kind of robot. It uses light energy, so it is still environmentally friendly. But those who really enjoy it still hire a chef.

Some flavors cannot be produced by robots, such as human emotional taste. Le Yao firmly believes that the most delicious food always comes from the hands of people with heart.

Le Yao asked where the Xuyao rice was, found it out, washed it, put it in the pot, cut some carrots and potatoes, and briefly fried it. He also patted some minced garlic in it. He found that there seemed to be more root vegetables and less green leafy vegetables here. Of course, there may be other reasons, anyway, I haven't found it in Xuyao's refrigerator.

Half an hour later, a braised dish of 650,000 yuan and a simple fried double silk dish were served. Although there are only two dishes, they are fresh and bright. Le Yao filled two bowls of rice and sat down to eat.

Xu Yao could smell the aroma when the fish was boiling, but he didn't show the "I want to eat it too" at all. He reluctantly sat down opposite Le Yao, seeing that Le Yao was eating deliciously, so he moved his chopsticks.

"How is it? Is it delicious?" Le Yao asked. He found that the fish tasted really delicious, fresh and sweet, and very tender. It's a pleasure when it slides over the lips and teeth!

"It's still able to enter." Xu Yao said.

"Then you should eat less." Le Yao didn't know how to be polite at this time, "Don't force yourself, I can handle the rest."

"..."

Xu Yao silently increased the amount of food in each mouthful, and at the same time increased the speed of picking up vegetables a little, and asked Le Yao, "Who did you learn cooking from?"

He has to make Le Yao eat less and talk more, so that he can eat more.

However, Le Yao was not fooled, and said directly: "I'll tell you after eating."

Continued Yao: "..." What a bad boy!

Although Le Yao is small, he has a good appetite. The main reason is that the food he has eaten recently is not very catchy, so he doesn't eat much. It's hard to make something I like to eat, and my appetite immediately whets. He ate at least half of a fish that was about 70 to 80 centimeters long, and finally spread it out on a chair with a bulging belly to relax.

He doesn't like the dishes made by smart chefs, but he likes that smart chefs can pick up tables and wash dishes.

Xuyao's smart chef looks like a cute giant panda. It is said that there are also intelligent chefs designed to completely imitate human figures, but from the visual effect, the action of a human being picking food from the stomach is too cruel. cute.

"Now let's talk about who you learned your cooking skills from?" Xu Yao ate sixty percent full, and was in a very dissatisfied state with his daughter-in-law. He sat in his original position, looking at Le Yao through the empty bowls and plates, as if he wanted to clean you up if you said something wrong.

"Self-study." Le Yao had already thought of an excuse while eating, "You don't even think about it, how could Jiang Xinduo let me learn cooking. Those abilities that she thinks a good omega should have, she is I won’t be able to possess any arts, such as flower arrangement, cooking skills, and raising children correctly. Le Tianyu knows it, and I basically don’t know it.” I thank you Jiang Lianhua!

"Then what will you do?"

"I can tell fortunes!" Le Yao said with crooked eyes, "I can figure out that Mr. Xu didn't have enough to eat at night!"

"...Really?" Xu Yao raised his eyebrows: "Then have you figured out the part that I'm not full, and what are you going to use to fill it up?"

Le Yao met those faintly dangerous eyes, pushed the chair away with a "crash" and stood up in fright: "Oh, I suddenly remembered that I haven't visited the left and right neighbors yet, I'll go out and have a look!"

Xuyao looked at the little daughter-in-law who ran out of the door in a hurry, and snorted: "You son of a bitch."

After humming, he asked the smart chef to pick up the table, and then went into the room, wondering if he should tidy up a place for Le Yao to come out. He just saw that Le Yao's box was still standing in place, so it's probably because it hasn't been cleaned up yet, otherwise, the things stuffed in his closet have been tossed and tossed.

However, when Teacher Xu opened the cabinet, he found that the messy things inside had been tidied up and sorted into categories. Master Xu looked at the things in the cabinet and walked away for a moment, then contacted Uncle Ming: "Uncle Ming, did you help me pack the clothes?"

Uncle Ming said: "It's not the chief, it should be Master Xiao Le. He's in your room this afternoon."

If it hadn't been for watching Le Yao pack things by himself before, Xu Yao wouldn't believe it even if he was beaten to death. But looking at it now, it is obvious that Le Yao's truth is very different from what they learned before.

Now let's see how long this huge discrepancy can last.

Xu Yao took out a pair of gray sports trousers from the cabinet and put them on, then opened the bedside table with his fingerprints, took out a brand new communicator from inside, and took it to find Le Yao.

The outdoor temperature is no longer as hot as in the afternoon, Le Yao is standing in the yard thinking now. Xu Yao walked over and handed him the communicator: "Your communicator is weak here, use this."

Le Yao took a look at it and found that it was much more delicate than the one he is using now. His was good enough by itself, but this one looked even better than his.

"Thank you." Le Yao said, "Is there your contact information?"

"No. You store the barcode we got at the marriage center in it." Xu Yao said, "It will detect your vital signs from time to time, and if it feels different, it will send me a distress message as soon as possible."

"That seems to be very safe?"

"Yes." Xu Yao whispered in Le Yao's ear, "I'll know when you're in heat."

Le Yao: "..."

No, we are all human beings. Is it appropriate for you to say that you, a general, always talk about "heat"? !

Le Yao was speechless. Turning around to see that the neighbor on the left is Uncle Ming, and the neighbor on the right is Yan Jie, I am even more speechless, and I am saying hello! It's better to enter the house and draw symbols!

The smart chef has already packed things away, and the dishes have been washed and sanitized. When Le Yao entered the room, she could smell a fresh fragrance, and she felt a little better. As for the sleeping problem, Le Yao looked at a certain general who followed shirtless and decided to sleep on the bed. Xu Yao is now haunted by the resentment of the undead, this person will not only fall asleep quickly, but also have nightmares, he doesn't have to worry about what this person will do to him at all.

This can be regarded as the right time and place, right? After thinking about it, Le Yao found a set of home clothes and took a shower.

He deliberately washed for a long time, so long that his body was almost wrinkled by the water, and then he came out of the bathroom.

Xu Yao was indeed sleeping. Only the bedside lamp was turned on in the room, and Xu Yao was lying on the bed with his face sideways, frowning, and faint beads of sweat oozing from his forehead. Le Yao tiptoed closer, carefully raised his hand and shook it in front of Xu Yao, making sure that this person would not wake up for a while, so he groped into the bathroom quietly. He found out the cinnabar solution he had reconciled with before, and took the little dinosaur magic wand into the bathroom.

This is the first time that recruiting a ghost has to be like a thief since childhood. Le Yao probed to look outside, took out the brush from the little dinosaur's belly, washed the hair, dipped it in some cinnabar liquid, and began to draw symbols on the floor!

"The land here is the most spiritual of the gods, reaching the heavens and reaching the earth, going out of the dark and into the underworld. With my spirit, I sincerely pray to Ji Fengyu of Changyan Mountain. If you hear this sacrifice, come and gather!"

"Huh~" A small tornado rolled up out of thin air in the bathroom. The temperature in the room gradually dropped, and the lights flickered.

Le Yao held her breath and watched the rune gradually disappear in place, with ecstasy in her eyes!

A moment later, there was a bluish-gray phantom in the bathroom.

The author has something to say: Xu Yao: Say it! Are you hooking up with wild ghosts behind my back!

Le Yao: No. All the ghosts I hooked up will live in our house from now on.

Xu Yao: What? !