Chanjuan rolled her eyes in anger when she heard this, "My son, time is urgent, can you stop being so narcissistic? Just sit down and I will help you dress up."
Xue Wuxia hurriedly sat down and said: "Okay, but you don't want to dress me too well, I don't want to cause people to commit crimes."
"Enough, shut up!" Chanjuan shuddered and started to help Xue Wuxia dress up.
After half an hour, Chanjuan finally helped Xue Wuxia put on her makeup and put on Liniang's white pearly fairy dress.
When Xue Wuxia raised her head slightly, a beautiful woman appeared in the mirror.
Seeing that beauty, even Chan Juan was stunned.
Their master's skin looks really good, and they dress up casually, and they are even more beautiful than Liniang.
If their master is a woman, they will be able to fascinate all men in the world.
The master has this capital, no wonder he is so narcissistic all day long.
At this time, she took out a white veil from her arms and said, "My son, you put on this veil so that they will not recognize you, and they will regard you as Liniang."
Xue Wuxia nodded, "Also, wear the veil, they won't see my face, so they won't fight for me."
"Really, put it on!" After Chan Juan finished speaking, she put on a veil for Xue Wuxia.
Wearing the veil, he only showed a pair of black and beautiful big eyes, and he also had a mysterious beauty.
At this moment, Xue Wuxia suddenly touched her flat chest and said, "Chan Juan, what seems to be missing on my chest? This is too flat and not attractive at all. Go and find me two steamed buns."
"..." Chanjuan raised her forehead speechlessly, "Okay, I'll go to the kitchen to find it, you're waiting!"
With that, she went out and walked towards the kitchen.
Soon, Chanjuan walked in with four big and round white steamed buns, "My son, I found it!"
Seeing those four bowls of big steamed buns, Xue Wuxia was so startled that her eyes almost fell out, "Chan Juan, is this steamed bun a bit too big?"
"There is only this kind of buns in the kitchen, there are no other buns, would you like?" Chan Juan said.
"But why are it four buns? I don't want to be regarded as a monster." Xue Wuxia hugged her chest tightly.
Chanjuan curled her lips and said, "My son, aren't you hungry? Of course two of them are for us to eat, you are stupid!"
Xue Wuxia then patted her chest, "It's okay, I thought you wanted me to put four steamed buns on my chest, so wouldn't I be a monster?"
"Okay, come on, let's eat a steamed bun first, fill up our stomachs." Chanjuan said, and handed a steamed bun to Xue Wuxia.
Xue Wuxia pretended to be elegant when he ate chicken thighs before, but now he was so hungry that he pretended to be a gold star, and he was about to ascend to heaven.
Anyway, only Chan Juan is here, and there is no one else, and he is not ashamed.
Chanjuan couldn't help laughing when she saw him eating like this.
The eldest prince used to be picky eaters, not the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, and the taste is extremely elegant, but now he is munching on steamed buns like a hungry ghost.
No matter how elegant this person is, when he is about to starve to death, he will not be elegant anymore. He has to show his true form, let alone picky!
Soon, the two of them solved the two steamed buns.
After the steamed buns were eaten, Xue Wuxia drank another cup of tea.
After drinking the tea, he burped contentedly, with a comfortable look on his face.
He was finally full and his mood improved a lot.
Then Chanjuan handed him two steamed buns, "My son, put the steamed buns on your chest!"
"Okay! This steamed bun is really good, at this time it can be used as a breast. When we are hungry, it can also be used as food, yes, it kills two birds with one stone!" Xue Wuxia said, and put the steamed bun on her chest.
Then, he pushed his chest, the two steamed buns towered high, and Chan Juan couldn't help laughing.
"My son, your breasts are so big, those people will be crazy for you then."
Xue Wuxia squinted her eyes contentedly, "This is just icing on the cake. Even if your son has a flat chest, he can make people crazy."
Chanjuan gave him a speechless glance, and said, "My son, you have always pretended to be a righteous man. We are so deceiving. Would you say it's a bit immoral?"
Xue Wuxia squinted her eyes calmly, "How can this be a lie? These high-ranking officials come here to eat, drink, and gambling with their wives and children on their backs every day. They are truly immoral. We call the robbery of the rich and the poor, we should. Give them a lesson and let them know the fate of not defending their ethics!"
"Puff..." Chan Juan couldn't help but laughed.
At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside.
Then there was a knock on the door, "Liniang, Liniang, are you dressed up? The auction is about to begin!"
"It's the voice of the old bustard. Son, you should be careful to deal with her, I will hide first." Chanjuan said, and quickly hid in the closet.
Seeing Chanjuan hiding, Xue Wuxia coughed softly before getting up to open the door.
He was afraid that he was too tall to show off his stuff, so he bent over slightly.
Then he opened the door gently and said in a woman's voice, "What's the matter? Mom?"
"You! Why are you..." The moment Aunt Mei saw "Liniang", she was stunned.
Xue Wuxia's heart trembled, wouldn't Aunt Mei recognize him
Suddenly, I heard Aunt Mei excitedly say: "Liniang, your eyes are much bigger today, so beautiful!"
"I, I deliberately made my eyeliner a little bigger when I was putting on makeup just now." Xue Wuxia said delicately.
Aunt Mei stared at his chest suddenly, then put her hands on his chest, and tremblingly said: "Wow! Liniang, your breasts are so big today, what have you eaten!"
Xue Wuxia shrank her chest hurriedly, and said, "Uh, maybe he is sensible, he has grown up a lot!"
Looking at this chest, Aunt Mei kept nodding her head.
Then, she turned around Xue Wuxia, looked at the veil on his face, and exclaimed: "Liniang, you can actually wear a veil, who came up with this idea?"
"I thought, what's the matter?" Xue Wuxia asked suspiciously.
Aunt Mei said with excitement and exaggeration: "This idea is too great. The way you wear the veil is much more beautiful than when you don't wear it! This is both mysterious and beautiful, and it will surely arouse everyone's curiosity and appetite. The uncles have never seen you before, when they are curious about your looks, they will definitely scramble to pay a high price!"
"Oh." Xue Wuxia lowered her head shyly.
Aunt Mei turned around him again, and suddenly said, "Liniang, why do I feel that you are a little tall today?"
Xue Wuxia shrank her chest hurriedly, and said, "Oh, that's because people put a booster pad in their shoes, so they look a little slimmer."
"Hey, Liniang, why is your voice a little bit sharp today?" Aunt Mei wondered.