On a dark and eerie and terrifying night of a month, the wonderful story begins by the washing-up pool in the kitchen of a big hotel...
When I was washing the dishes, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, so I turned around so gorgeously, and then...
Then I saw a little... little Lolita flying in the air
Oh my God…
Before I exclaimed, I saw this angry flying little Lori point the fork in her hand at me
Then my whole person flew up magically...
In a daze, I saw her scolding desperately at me, scolding desperately.
The content of the scolding over and over is actually just one sentence: "You return my collective sandwich!"
sandwich
Damn it!
Is it just a sandwich
Even if it’s the overlord of the sandwich, it’s just a sandwich, right? It was you who fell to the ground early in the morning. I didn’t pay attention to walking, but I picked it up. I waited five minutes for you to judge that it was unclaimed. Only in the spirit of not wasting food, I ate it for breakfast...
Just the smell of scum, if you want to eat it, I will pay you two, not three French sandwiches! Sister-in-law, grandma, are you guilty of a whoosh pop out when I squatted in the kitchen to wash the dishes in the middle of the night, hanging me upside down in the air
Is this really good
And your image: a pacifier in your mouth, a fork in your hand, and two bat wings flapping fans behind your butt, just move your fingers and let me fly more than two meters high-just come out like this, you still What do you think you are
Scared... Scared ordinary people to death, right
Help... Help—
Of course, having said that he is desperately asking for help, he is not actually a mortal.
Because I only hung for half an hour, and the blood supply to my brain was insufficient for a long time hanging upside down, I was in a trance, and I recovered in time, soberly aware that the appearance of such a person who conforms to the devil shape of the Internet novel is definitely not in the middle of the night. I cleared my dreams when I was washing the dishes.
"This little girl is definitely from an extraordinary origin! Even if it is not the light-back version of the black and white impermanence, the reduced version of the tauren noodles, most of them are relatives!"
After forcing myself to accept this weird setting, the next development of the plot can be described by a sentence of Liu Yinhuaming.
At that time, I was pitifully confessing that I had eaten the sandwich. Little Witch Lori's face changed when she heard it. Her crisp and tender voice instantly rose by an octave, and her whole body burst into flames and smoke like fireworks. With a "bang" in the smoke, the whole person turned into a super sexy big beauty with a body comparable to Angelina Jolie. She flew out of control and threw me from mid-air to the ground, angering the 36D huge hemispherical weapon. The ground hit my face!
"puff!"
The buddy was "smashed" out like a sprinkler with nosebleeds!
It was a time of pain and happiness.
Tick, tick...
The so-called time is really good at all, because I haven't enjoyed enough, this black ambiguous story ushered in the finale:
I was forced to claim a girl who was usually a little loli, but when she was emotional, she turned into a sexy long-legged super beautiful girl.
Yes, the relationship between a pure dad and a girl!
At the same time add a layer of unbreakable offensive and defensive alliance!
This... What's this all about
Listening to the various lengthy contract content that she was eloquently introducing, she turned 20 not long ago, and is planning to use several part-time jobs to earn her future living expenses, tuition, and miscellaneous expenses... As I acted, I was so confused and helpless to the extreme.
The two contradictory mentalities are like the mice in the field mouse machine constantly appearing, making me entangled repeatedly: "When I have a chance in the future, should I call Die Die Die good, or Yelling Die Die good?"
Don't you understand
All right!
Let me tell you from the beginning!
My name is why, what is why, what must be—what? This terrier is too old? Then let me change another: Why should I call it, why bother in Shengxiao silently.
Um
Still feel wrong
Then I am the reason why not meet in life!
Forget it, in short, my name is Why Bi, do you know it clearly has nothing to do with me!
At 7 o'clock in the morning, why should I come out of the Internet cafe with part-time vigil as always, and cut a shortcut to the school through the wall of the back alley of the Internet cafe. Who knows that when I jumped over the wall and jumped down, my feet had just landed, and I just heard a swish, just watch. A vague black shadow passed by me, the speed is as fast as the wind...
So well.
How can I avoid it faster than the wind? So he was smashed by the gust of wind and fell to the ground.
To say that my brother has also practiced, the speed of turning over is called agility. But I didn't expect this person to be faster, I just pushed my butt up and he disappeared.
When I got back to my senses, let alone catching up, I couldn't even catch up with the heat when I smelled the fart, but from the other side's size, it seemed to be a child.
Then I saw the collective sandwich that hit the ground.
In line with the principle of not wasting and saving breakfast money, a few minutes later, hungry, I convinced myself to eat this sandwich for breakfast...
What a simple thing!
After a day of doing nothing and messing around at school, I came to the Century Hotel to start work. Originally, this was a job I was accustomed to. The department didn’t expect that the guests hadn’t finished, and everyone was still talking about cleaning up. The shoehorn next to Manager Pig approached me with a pen in his hand and knocked a bowl like a bowl, "Who is that, how much do you make today? One hundred and two hundred?"
"Come on again?"
I am not happy anymore. You guys are working hard all day for tuition, not to learn something. Who puts your restaurant to work, but this guy is too hard, right
It's been three times in less than half of this month!
"Manager Huang's Persian cat has given birth, and everyone is ready to say,"
The shoehorn stared, and grinned: "You are not a newcomer anymore, the rules, you know the rules..."
Manager Huang is a master of the Century Hotel. I don’t know what to do. I only heard that he started working with the old boss of Ren’s family at the age of seventeen or eighteen. Heavy duty pension. Usually the biggest hobby is borrowing money and celebrating. It’s not too much from ten to eight to one hundred and two hundred, and there are some funerals and funerals every three to five, so that everyone can join in. I have only been here for half a month and have been involved in three hundred.
I don't think about it correctly: "How many cats are there in Manager Huang's house?"
"One, don't you all know?"
"One? Then I remember that I just picked up the cubs last week, this is only a week?"
"Did you eat yesterday, can you eat it today?"
Shoehorn's follower rubbed his pencil butt against his scalp, slanted his eyes, and said with a smile: "Doesn't this respond to the call of the country? Second child!"
Your uncle! Your first child and second child are only a week apart. You can lay an egg the next day when you think it’s a chicken or duck. You can’t hide your money, right
More importantly, I only have sixty-two bucks left in my pocket, and my living expenses this week, how can you ask my buddies to give it to you!
I was so angry that I calmed down. I lifted my eyelids and lifted up a gilt-edged plate that was being washed, which was claimed to be worth fifty-two and five dollars: "You won’t roll again, believe it or not, this plate is eighty miles away. Lift your face?"
The shoehorn's face screamed five meters away from Ben, holding the pencil butt pointing at me and shaking his hand: "You, you, you... actually want to hit me!"
I lazily put the gilt plate down and replaced it with a five-dollar white plate: "Isn't it smashed up yet? Don't move, you will wait until I finish smashing it and have some evidence..." I narrowed my eyes and started. Pointing at his crotch, eager to try.
Shoehorn said with a stern face: "It's the opposite! Once you work, you don't respect the leader, but you dare to beat people..."
I didn't talk nonsense and directly moved the white plate to the back col to make a gesture, the shoehorn face immediately ran away without looking back.
Ten minutes later, Fat Pig Huang rushed to the kitchen, and Yizheng conveyed to everyone the instructions issued by the'boss': "Business has been good these days, and the boss is in a good mood. He announced that everyone can get off work and go home early-kitchen hygiene The tableware and the unwashed tableware are all left for part-time workers to work overtime at three yuan and fifty cents per hour."
As for the part-time worker in his mouth, needless to say, this refers to me...
I’m so stupid, really, I thought it would not take long to wash the dishes and mopping the floor. Although I don’t like the three dollars and five dollars, it is real to avoid the money, but I didn’t expect it to be half washed. Only then discovered the fat man's conspiracy-all the dishes and bowls that were cleaned were all covered with soy sauce again!
That's the way it is.
So I had to stay in the kitchen alone to wash the dishes and clean up until midnight, and at the same time emptied my heart to greet the eight-generation ancestors of Fat Pig Huang.
When I greeted his seventh uncle grandpa, there was a chuckle like a fart from behind me, and I turned my head and saw a five or six-year-old little loli with black hair in a green dress and an exceptionally white face. There was still a pacifier in his mouth, and he blinked at me with his big innocent eyes, and immediately dispelled the horror in my heart.
I was shocked and said: "... Wonderful frog seed?"
Little Lori looked at me harmlessly for a while, and suddenly a pair of small wings spread out behind her back, and at the same time she raised her hand and pointed at me with a fork, and I immediately floated to me like a broken wire balloon. In the air!
Little Lori's actions immediately scared me to death, but she spoke first before I begged for mercy, and her crisp and tender voice was similar to coquettish: "Give me back my club sandwich!"
As I said before, my buddy is by no means a mortal. Although the little loli looks harmless to humans and animals, I definitely did not despise it. Instead, I made a decision like a big enemy: the lion will fight the rabbit and will do my best to fool her. Will be the biggest challenge in your life!
After looking at each other for a while, I smirked dryly, my face was not much better than crying: "Little sister, the sandwich is not delicious, should I ask you to eat KFC?"
"I want my sandwich." Little Lori said calmly.
"Why, brother ask you to eat Dicos?" I continued to flicker, nothing, what do you tell me to do if you eat it? Is it possible that I pulled it out to her, just hope that my sixty-two eight-dollar purchases can fill her up...
"I'm in a good mood today. Take things out." Little Lori rolled her big cute eyes, akimbo, and stared at me with her back upside down, humming, "I promise not to hit you!"
It looks like this little girl is not easy to fool!
My heart moved, and I continued to try the trick of blaming the scorpion, smiling like Grandma Wolf: "It's a sandwich, right? Or you can put your uncle down and I'll take you to buy it, OK? You can eat as much as you want~"
Little Lori's face suddenly sank, her eyes gurgling twice, she suddenly asked: "You won't lose my sandwich, do you?" Uh, did you lose it...cough cough...just this..." I hummed and started to dawdle: "This...sandwich...that what..."
Little Lori screamed suddenly, and a touch of murderous aura was actually brought up in her beautiful voice: "Say it!"
I was taken aback by her cry. Seeing that this little girl seemed to be innocent and innocent, I could only helplessly confess: "That sandwich is not delicious. My brother helped you eat it. What is it now? , Brother can take you to buy many other delicious sandwiches, do you think it’s okay..."
You already know the next thing—Little Lolita’s crisp and tender voice instantly increased by an octave. Smoke and sparks rose up all over her body like a firecracker, and instantly enveloped her in it. I was afraid that I didn’t have time. I was scared, just watching a big beautiful woman who swish in the smoke came out, flew in the air and grabbed my neck, banged directly from mid-air on the rice noodle pocket next to me, and visually observed that the 36D huge chest made me whole. The face is covered!
"Ah—you actually ate my club sandwich!"
The situation of 31 novel app download address should be like this at the time, but my attention is not on it, as many soul chicken soup said, look at the problem from different angles, the feeling is definitely different-indeed, from the black leather jacket In the open neckline, I clearly saw the hugeness that could not exist in the island film. The enchanting whiteness was constantly deformed under the squeeze of my face, showing extraordinary elasticity and fullness.
This angle reminds me instantly... Angelina Jolie is definitely not as big as her!
In the next second, a cold thing in the big beautiful woman's right hand poked my face, and her voice was as cold as the old maiden accountant in the hotel. She was murderous and Ling: "Who! Who let you eat my pool sandwich, who is it? "
God knows what's going on, although the big beautiful girl picked me up, but the angle is better, in the vaguely I have seen two bright red buds, ups and downs with her angry voice, looming, like May’s cherry-like cuteness... As for what that cold thing is, who cares about it!
I only feel that there is a force in my body about to move around, like a restless little snake wandering all over my body. Some unclear and unknown ** converge in my body, scrambling to rush toward the front exit, cathartic spewing. , The river is unstoppable!
"puff!"
My nose bleeds out in an instant, and I sneered like a sprinkler, but in this second, I was completely relieved...
I want to face the wall crookedly.
At this time, I finally saw clearly, that the beautiful woman was holding the Poseidon version of the trident in her hand, shining brightly, and the spikes were still bloody, revealing indescribable brutality and horror. Engraved in big characters: "Dinghai God's Fork!"
Uh, no, this blood was sprayed out by me.
Seeing my nosebleeds spurting out, the big beautiful woman was taken aback for a moment, but her face turned red, flying out of me, followed by another firework show. When the smoke cleared, the little loli walked out of it. It’s still the same cuteness and the same fork, but the look looks at me almost as if I’m going to eat it—what kind of light-back version of the black and white impermanence and tauren noodles, it’s clearly the Sailor Moon water that the moon punishes me Bingyue!
The big beauty was actually changed by this little loli, and I'm really dying!
"Frankly explain, what do you see?!" (End of this chapter)