When things were done, Little Lori took out the fork again, slid in the air, and immediately sent me back to the kitchen of Century Hotel—it was hot, with the smell of soy sauce, I almost didn't get caught. Sudden death!
The sex that summoned Ximen Chuuxue hadn't subsided. The reality in the kitchen sink pulled me from heaven to hell in an instant. It felt like the three major tragedies in life-unfaithful wife, unfilial son, just fire a gun!
Sure enough, you can't take too much steps in life, and I'm a typical sequelae of not paying attention to the egg.
I checked the time, and it was almost 1 o’clock in the evening. The trip to the Lower Mansion took me 4 hours. The skinny pile of bowls in the pool reminded me... Good fellow, I can’t sleep today!
Your uncle, no matter how you are now the winner of the Hunji Mansion, why don't you give you something here? Stop doing it. Since this broken part-time buddy can't do it, then just don't wait for it.
I picked up two cans of stinky tofu and was about to play bowling on the bowl. I suddenly remembered something in my heart: "No, I can't smash this bowl today. I have to resign tomorrow and settle my salary. Buy apples, even the old ones cost one or two thousand!"
I only have sixty-two yuan in my pocket. I remember it firmly!
But, so many bowls...
I thought for a long time, but I really didn’t find a solution, so I just put the matter somewhere. It’s a big deal tomorrow, when the manager comes, I will put back the cabbage, hug my thigh and cry and tell me that Fatty Huang wants to rule me unspokenly. He didn't feel embarrassed, and it was disgusting to fly into the soup bowl and not die!
I made up my mind, so I lay on the northeast long-grain scented bag. The big bag had a salt pad and started to sleep under my head, but I was so excited that I fell asleep so easily. If I had nothing to do, I gave the system to the system again. I took it out and looked at the introduction above—but after two more glances, I found a problem in an instant!
Your uncle! 15 days! I found out that Ximen Chuuxue appeared within 15 days! ! !
Not to mention whether this guy can be taken down, there is a big pit in time alone. If you are lucky, it may be tomorrow, but if you are not lucky, it will be the 14th day. In the middle of the 10 days, I will be completely undefended, don’t you? Everyone can bring the ball.** Come to my goal and face the goalkeeper. When encountering a straightforward shot, you may even take it to the goal line and arch your head in it. This is a bit of a piece of it on me, it’s better than death. It's still uncomfortable!
My first reaction at the time was to go back to the underworld to ask Lori Xi Black Butler, but when I stood up, I found a problem: I am still in the initial stage of socialism, and I have not reached the point where people told me that communication is borderless. , I still have to run up and down in order to bring a sentence, the most painful thing is that I want to run down without any tricks!
Okay, since that's the case, I won't be grimacing anymore, and call someone out again, what a simple thing!
In order to prevent the occurrence of such a mess within seven days, I chose to summon a C-type character. Anyway, there are not many 500 Yinde points. You can use it if you can use it.
Just do it, and the second piece of C-type character information immediately appeared in my system.
Name:? ；
Category: C;
Ability: Knife skill? Hot cooking? Cold cooking? Mixed cooking? speed? strength? eyesight? Skill? Knowledge? Savvy? ；
Probability of acceptance: 100%;
Appearance time:? ；
special skill:? ；
Monthly cost:? ；
Confirm call: Yes/No.
After clicking OK, the main screen changes:
'You have successfully summoned the legendary ghost of Type C, Diamond Wind, and it will appear in front of you within ten minutes. '
Little... Little diamond style
Can you call this guy out? I am a little dumbfounded.
To be honest, among the little monsters who make soy sauce in Journey to the West, the little diamond wind is definitely one of the more famous ones. The song "The King Asked Me to Tour the Mountains" was popular among thousands of girls, but also low eyebrows and pleasing eyes. The trust of the great kings of Tuoling-this ability is similar to that of the modern leaders' drivers, who can blow, shoot, serve people, and sing a song to relieve the boredom of the leader when nothing is wrong, how good!
Just thinking about it, there was a burst of noise from the back door of the kitchen. I came to open the door to have a look. Outside the door stood a young man of ten Ba Jiǔ with fair eyes, red lips and white teeth. Beautiful; the thick hair is adorned with sword eyebrows, and the slender peach eyes are full of passion, which makes people fall into it if they are not careful...
Although this young man is dressed in tatters, his beauty cannot be concealed at all. According to the current words: a small piece of fresh meat!
Hey hey hey, it's not a mistake, this is a little drill
Name: Little Diamond Wind;
Category: C;
Ability: Knife Skill: D; Hot Cooking D; Cold Cooking D; Mixed Cooking C; Speed D; Strength D; Eyesight B; Skill D; Knowledge B; Comprehension B;
Probability of acceptance: 100%;
Appearance time: within 10 minutes;
Special skills: Megatron Waist Card of All Devils;
Monthly cost: 100;
Xiao Zuanfeng’s adaptability is obviously extraordinary, he looks agile and likable. The specific performance is—I didn’t speak, but he knelt before me with a thud, respectfully knocking on the ground three times.
"My lord, Xiao Zuanfeng is here to take care of you!"
Hey! Don't say anything else, just like this!
It's just that I was still sweating profusely. Before I knew it, I had adapted to my life, and started to give our world these ghosts and strangers who didn't know where they died!
I led the little Zuanfeng into the kitchen and pointed to the pile of bowls and discussed it politely: "Little Zuanfeng, right? So what, do you think you can clean up this pile of bowls for me?"
"Small obey your orders!" The little drill puffed and knelt down again, but this position was wrong, half of his legs were straight and he plunged into the sewage ditch, splashing the vegetable leaf residue and vermicelli all over me, and I still Before he could speak, his wailing voice pierced in:
"The king is forgiving! The king is forgiving, the little one is wrong..."
I:"… "
After a long period of explanation, I finally let Xiao Zuanfeng realize that my habits are different from those of the three great kings, the Blue Lion, the White Elephant, and the Dapeng. I won’t tear it up when I get angry...
Closer to home.
Xiao Zuanfeng looked at the piles of bowls in the sink, and asked me cautiously: "My lord, you said to clean up, are you going to remove all these things, or are they all broken?" "No, no, you Don't!" I hurriedly stopped him: "I'm going to wash the bowls, and get rid of the oil and dirt on them, but the dishes can't be broken-I mean, you understand?"
"That's it!" Xiao Zuanfeng suddenly realized, "Clean up but can't break it, right, King?"
Look, look, how strong this understanding is, it will be clear after just saying it again.
Xiao Zuanfeng quickly fetched something from his pocket and muttered twice, "My lord, then I'm a helper."
"Helper? What are you doing?" I looked over, and Xiao Zuanfeng was holding a gold-rimmed and red-faced sign with a few big characters on it, "Little Zuanfeng", and on the back it said'Wei The words trembling the demons were exactly the one that was shown to Monkey King.
Seeing that I was watching, Xiao Zuanfeng's face turned red: "Majesty, this brand was issued to me by the three kings back then. It could have ordered the demons, but now... ahem, I can only summon some mice and cockroaches. Here to help."
I quickly comforted him: "It doesn't matter, you hurry up, as long as you can clean the bowl," I thought about it and added: "In this way, don't call me the king. Just say yes when you see someone outside. My cousin, let’s call it... He Zhuanfengxing!"
"Yes!" Xiao Zuanfeng replied pleasingly with a low eyebrow, but the next sentence missed the bottom: "...big king!"
This habit can't be changed, right? !
Before the voice was over, I saw only a fluffy thing drilled out of the ditch. It was indeed a mouse. They emerged from the gap between the two bags of rice and lined up in two teams, as if they were athletes entering the stadium, and then one after another. There were groups of three to five to tens of thousands. Except for the big slap in front of me and Xiao Zuanfeng, the entire kitchen was full.
To be honest, I have never seen so many mice except the Black Cat Sheriff, and I was shocked to see this situation!
Rats are scattered all over rice, seasonings, freezers, vegetable racks, dishes and stoves, but wherever they can stand, there is a rat. The little wind squeaks a token with the token, and the rat group suddenly disperses. It all poured into the sink... In less than a quarter of an hour, all the dishes were licked as clean as a mirror. As soon as the water rushed, Xiao Zuanfeng and I were living together on the shelves one by one.
After summoning Xiao Zufeng, I didn’t think about calling a Type B character to come out, but he persuaded me. There is only one sentence: "Major, it will take 7 days for Type B to come out. Maybe it’s the time. I’ve already contacted you over there, why don’t you wait and see?"
I thought it was the same reason, and suddenly boasted: "Yes, your suggestion is good-I didn't see that you are still a familiar man and a little bit of wind. This is not the same as the legend! Is it wrong to write all the way to the West? "
Little diamond wind: "...?"
I am dissatisfied: "Journey to the West, how about going west all the way?"
Xiao Zuanfeng said sadly: "Why! If I kept my focus back then, I wouldn't be fooled by that monkey. Tens of thousands of brothers were all gone, and I ate a monkey stick. This stick has to be knocked on a monkey for half a month. How could it knock me on the head..."
Lesson! It seems that Xiao Zufeng is also a victim of big flicker, and the hurt in his heart is no less than that of Fan Weimai.
I didn’t treat them badly. You said that even if the landlord hires someone, I have to pay for it, so I took apart two bags of rice as a reward—Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse. The mouse must eat rice. Fortunately, it’s not ducks here today. The kitchen sugar It's much less than rice. If you lose two bags, you must be found by the chef.
Watching the mouse click on the rice and gnaw it fragrant, it made me hungry, and then I remembered that I hadn’t eaten in the evening. I went outside and found the rice in the bowl and half a plate of potato shreds. I didn’t dislike it. , I used boiling water to bubble all the two basins, pour a little soy sauce and stir it a few times, and divide it into a small pot. He put his head on the ground and buried his head in it...
And most importantly, I hum while eating, but I don’t know if I hum.
There has always been a mystery in Journey to the West, that is, what is the body of this little diamond wind? Although I still don’t know, it is definitely not much better from the current situation, but I still have a long way to go to eat. Teach!
I was just about to move my mouth, and suddenly remembered that I hadn't taken the medicine for another time, so I just added rice to it and called it a stir. Siri snored and ate it together.
The smell of medicine is slowly overflowing in the air, don't say it, this is more fragrant than some hot pot barbecue, and it is sultry.
Then, I swayed through the lobby with a small diamond wind, said hello to the uncle on duty, and went straight to my part-time Internet cafe-sixty-two yuan, which is not enough for the two of us to stay in the hotel, and even if it is enough for me I don't live, so it's best to go wherever I want to stay overnight, and tomorrow I'll take out the mess of food, clothing, shelter and transportation.
The more critical issue is that tonight is my class! (End of this chapter)