The hand of Jianglong and Professor Yang is a farce in the eyes of Ren Xiaoyan and I, but the eyesight of others is a magical skill. Following their rhythm, they can't help but kowtow, gradually converging into a huge stream of sound. They each compare with scissors. The rock will be accompanied by a banging sound-but the two of them complement each other perfectly. After a long time, I have never made a mistake. The winner slaps in a certain direction while dubbing, and the loser turns his head towards the counterparty. At the same time dubbing, the game that produced results in KTV bars in minutes has been played into a TV series, and there is no sign of ending all the way...
The two of them are also very tired. The game of "Two Little Bees" looks like entertainment, but it constantly tests the participants' reactivity, agility, and observation. Long Lao Dao were both dozens of years old. Gradually, beads of sweat were oozing out of their foreheads, their hair was messy, and their eyes were a little blurred!
If this is really a trick of attracting bees and butterflies, would it be a bad thing for them to stop
I was a little anxious to join Ren Xiaoyan, and said anxiously: "It looks like they won't last long."
"Yeah, the old man played with Little Bee for two hours, and no one believed it before she said it!" Ren Xiaoyan was also anxious: "What should we do, or let us go up and play for a while and let them rest?"
"I'm afraid not..."
Just when we didn’t know what to do, there was a faintly audible buzzing sound in the silence, and the spirit of the old Jiang Long suddenly trembled, his eyes lighted up, and his voice suddenly increased: "... Flew to the flowers." Medium~~Ah..."
This is the secret signal of Jianglong and I before casting the spell. It means that it has been successful. I hurriedly stood up and looked into the distance. I saw that a black cloud on the horizon was moving fast towards us. The speed was extremely fast. When he got to the front, he quickly pulled Ren Xiaoyan and ran down the root of the wall. While running, he pointed to the distance for Master Kotou to see: "Hurry up, hello everyone to avoid!"
Master Kotou didn’t react too slowly. Ren Xiaoyan and I were only halfway away. He already screamed: "The folks run, the bees are here, everyone is hiding..."
But—but, until I rushed to the base of the wall, there was no movement in the crowd. People, look at me, I see, you don’t know. So, some are still talking to each other: "What's so terrible about bees coming, really. "
There is also humanity: "How can ordinary people understand Dao Master's spells? Look at him like a bear."
"That's it, all the fuss!"
Seeing the swarm of bees were approaching, I was anxious, so I simply climbed up a few more steps and shouted: "There are a lot of bees, don't stand stupidly, go, go!"
It's a pity that the people still didn't move, but the reaction was a little bigger than when Master Kotou shouted. Many people began to lean towards me and asked one after another: "My lord, why are the bees running when they come!"
I was so anxious that I stomped my feet: "A lot!"
The common people continued: "Why do so many have to run!"
Me: "... Can you stop asking, can you run first? Master, I will never lie to you!"
The common people whispered to each other and moved slowly with some doubts on their faces, but more people continued to stand still unclearly, and some even knelt down again—the old Jianglong Dao on the city wall was also anxious and slightly distracted. He almost made a mistake. His scissors were hammered by Professor Yang's rock. If it weren't for the reaction, he would almost slap someone in the face!
At this moment, I was really panicked. There were too many bees and I didn’t have time to explain, but if I didn’t explain clearly, the people would never leave at all. This is an endless loop. I can’t solve it and it takes time for me to think about how to do it. Untie...
"Rain cloud is here! Everyone quickly go back and collect the buttered cabbage in the yard!"
Just when I was so anxious as an ant on a hot pot that there was nothing to do, Ren Xiaoyan by my side suddenly came with such a voice, and at the same time pointed to the black cloud in the distance-at this moment, the black cloud almost reached our heads, and the people suddenly saw it. Without saying a word, he started running towards home, and all kinds of noisy and chaotic sounds followed:
"Ergou, hurry up and help mom with that basin..."
"Sanya! Where are you, hurry home and parents won't wait for you..."
"Donkey eggs, remember to vote for "Very Ghost Chef" after collecting things, remember..."
After a while.
The spell of Jianglong Lao Dao stopped. He and Professor Yang rushed down the city wall likewise. He slipped into the shed where Ren Xiaoyan and I were hiding, and huddled with us, looking at the swarm of bees like black clouds. It exploded in mid-air, followed by a bewildered random movement...
"Hide well and don't move, we will leave when the bees go out!"
We were honestly hiding under the shed. The bees began to look for the source of the fragrance. From time to time, scattered bees flew in. I saw the appearance of Jianglong. I guess this old man doesn’t know how many bees will go out of the city. The funeral is unknown. My heart immediately struck up my own Xiao Jiujiu—I quietly pulled Ren Xiaoyan to the side, squeezed next to the big water tank, and by the way picked up the half hollow reed pipe from the ground to plug her hand.
Ren Xiaoyan lowered her throat and asked me: "What are you doing?"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't be stung..."
Ren Xiaoyan screamed, then glanced at the water tank again, and said entangledly: "It's too small, how about you?"
"Me?" I smiled: "I won't go in. I will help you hold the lid down later."
Ren Xiaoyan's eyes were a little red for no reason. She shook her head after a while, bit her lip and said, "I, I won't enter..." "Hey, why are you just messing up with me?" I was a little anxious: "I'm a man , The rough-skinned bee can't hurt me at all. I want you to worry about it-listen to me, and go in honestly later, lest I force you in and it won't look good!"
Ren Xiaoyan stubbornly shook her head: "No! I won't go in unless you are with me!"
"Where can I put two in here," I made no concession: "Are you stupid, do you have to fight with a man?"
Ren Xiaoyan resolutely said: "I don't care, anyway, if you don't enter, I won't enter, I will die together!"
I was surprised: "Even if you like me, you don't have to be so affectionate, right? Our relationship has reached the stage of life and death in such a little time?"
"I'm pooh!" Ren Xiaoyan blushed, but she rolled her eyes to me: "If you die, I can't go back anyway. It's the same as life and death-ghosts are willing to die with you!"
"That's good! Huhu, scared me to death!"
Ren Xiaoyan continued the second half sentence: "... But if you don't leave, I am also willing... and willing... and also willing to accompany you... this second half of the generation..."
Our faces are less than a minute apart, and there is a lot of affection in each other's eyes. This second is as long as ten thousand years. From her eyes, I can see the friendship, the full of sincerity and the deep determination. In the same way, I can feel my scorching gaze-in this second, our two minds are connected!
In this second, we both felt each other's heart. It was simple and direct, but it was extremely real!
Then, my head slowly moved forward, and Ren Xiaoyan also slowly moved forward. Our lips were about to be pressed together, like a horse step forward in the lyrics, a left uppercut and a right hook... Uh, yeah, If you decide to fall in love with me, please kiss my mouth!
—At this extremely critical juncture, a voice reminded me behind me like a bolt from the blue, like the teacher's voice that suddenly appeared when I was peeking at extracurricular books in class when I was reading: "Okay, all the bees are out!"
Professor Yang, an incomprehensible fool, actually came to call me at this time!
Ren Xiaoyan and I blushed and got out from the side of the water tank. I pretended to be calm and rushed to the front. Ren Xiaoyan followed closely. Anyway, because we didn’t let people see our faces, we quickly went up the city wall. —Almost all the vegetatives have been exploded outside, all the vegetative people are stunned, and their mouths are still making XiaoHun's voices, each of them looks drunk and dreamy, and they are completely conquered by the pollination of bees...
But there are very few bees. It seems that they have all gotten into the stamens of the vegetative people. There are very few radishes that are empty without finding any holes. They are scattered and scattered.
This is my eye-opener—vegetative pollination is also pleasant-feeling, which is really amazing!
Not only did we see the vegetative coming out, but the Seven Kills outside also saw it. Just as I was standing on the wall with people and watching the Seven Kills brothers, the Brothers of Seven Kills came out. Right now, it's Killing Qian Mo. He saw the scene of the battlefield. The lungs were exploded with anger, and aside from anything else, I picked up a boulder from the ground and threw it into the vegetative pile!
The boulder Gurulu rolled in the vegetative pile, and suddenly turned several pitchers into grass cakes. He also screamed in anger at the same time: "What are you doing! What are you doing? Stop it all, if you hear it, give it to me. stop!"
The remaining six of the seven kills were also rushing to help, shouting at their direct line troops: "So who and who, what are you doing, don't hurry up and stand for me!"
You say you can stop peeing for half of the pee, but this thing... Don't say people can't stop, the same is true for vegetative people. No one listens to him except grass cakes on the entire battlefield. The beautiful scenery is still the same-after a short pause, a burst of laughter blasted from the walls, laughing and laughing, laughing and laughing everything, unscrupulously laughing at the embarrassing way of killing the rice paddies!
Of course, occasionally someone kindly reminds him: "Don't struggle, accept it honestly-don't you see how the dog did this thing? You can't separate it from death, so don't waste your time. !"
The leaves of the gourd on the moss were red. He gnashed his teeth and glared at us, rushing directly into the battlefield, knocking the intoxicated vegetative soldiers to the ground one by one, and his remaining brothers were also random. And moved, hurriedly followed...
An astonishing scene happened suddenly-just a few steps after they rushed into the battlefield, one of the gourd dolls shook their body suddenly, followed by bursts of red tide on their face, and then began to unconsciously stop in place and swing to the left and right. , It's almost like taking drugs!
He slammed into his face with all his might, only then barely regained his sanity and moved forward again, but his body was shocked after less than ten steps!
After a few seconds, he concentrated on another punch in his face, but the power and speed of this punch was not as fast as before, and there was a smell of reluctance, as if he was reminiscing about something...
Good guy, this girl has been slapped too!
Not only him, but the remaining six gourd babies are all the same. They were pollinated by bees one after another. They were also constantly attacked by this unparalleled sense of KUAI. Gradually, their resistance to resistance disappeared, and their will was shaken...
A few minutes later, in addition to the boss killing Qianmo, he also waved his fists in front of his face. The remaining six did not care about the thoughts of their subordinates. They stood in place with hippie smiles, except for the silly smiles that were full of mouthfuls. Dripping, is it still twitching twice, just like the two shaking after peeing!
Such a formidable enemy, how we cleaned it up like this
Damn, the routine is really unusual, it's really shameless! (End of this chapter)