The Ghost Chef

Chapter 102: Butter wrestling

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We both rushed back. We heard bursts of exclamation before we ran very far, and then subconsciously turned our heads to take a look. Only then did we find that Shaqianmo had grasped the old Taoist Jianglong and Professor Yang with both hands, and raised our heads high. The lightning in the air hasn't completely dissipated. He stood on the spot and sparked constantly all over his body. He was majestic and murderous. He looked like he was transformed into Seaman. I am not jealous of him, but this has frightened the common people and the servants. It's so choking, many people have already started running back sneakily, morale is so low that they don't need to be, and they are about to collapse at a touch...

I can't take care of the situation so much anymore, and immediately shouted: "Kill Qianmo, dare to compare them with me!"

The audience was silent, but thunderous applause and cheers erupted. It seems that I am betting right. All online legends have the same routine. Heads-up will always be the most effective means to boost morale and fighting spirit. It is absolutely the same!

Killing Qianmo hummed heavily and raised his hand higher. It seemed that I didn’t intend to put it in. My heart suddenly became anxious, damn it. Didn’t the cartoon say that the boss is purely brainless? Why is he smarter now?

At this critical juncture, I have nothing else to do. I can only race against time to grab him and immediately yelled: "If you don’t put it in, are you afraid of me? You're a bullshit, you don’t want to be stubborn. Reach into the crotch and feel for a man, is it a man?!"

When these words were spoken, the common people on the battlefield rallied and laughed loudly: "Yes, is it a man?!"

Killing the moss turned green. Without a word, I threw them to the ground, and the strode came towards me. The menacing momentum was like a bloodthirsty and frenzied violent bear. There was only one thought left in the whole heart. : Tear me alive!

"This is broken!" I subconsciously said to Ren Xiaoyan next to me: "What should I do? Look, now he has only me in his eyes, and only I can make him unable to forget..."

"Let us touch the sky, let us be touched, let us live and die together!" At this moment, Ren Xiaoyan exploded with courage and strength completely incompatible with her body, and resolutely said: "Together, let's defeat this guy! "

It’s just that I still don’t have much motivation. Seeing the enemy get closer and closer, my heart is getting more and more irritated. I almost cry: "Where can I go? … "

As we spoke, Killing Qianmo was getting closer and closer to us. I picked up a stone and smashed it towards him, and it landed on his head. I got stuck in my throat and didn't shout. , The stone bounced back immediately, like hitting a huge spring, faster and more powerful, even before Ren Xiaoyan and I hadn’t reacted, the stone had banged on the ground beside us. , Smashed a deep hole!

Both of us took a breath: Damn! Fortunately, this guy is not accurate enough. If you have to be accurate enough, we will be reimbursed directly. Then it's a fart, too much, too much...

"Smash the butter!" Ren Xiaoyan suddenly had a bright light. Somehow she came up with such a sentence and immediately reminded me to wake up. She and I immediately started picking up butter from the ground and smashing it out—the butter was basically thrown by the corn pitcher yesterday. When it fell on the ground, the viscosity became very high after a day of exposure, and it even smelled a little bit. It will not bounce back after being smashed out, right

Slap—slap—slap—slap—

Butter whizzed and flew towards the killing path, he still didn't let him go straight up, and just listened to it, and the butter was sticking to him one after another...

"It's useful, come and come again!"

We both hurriedly smashed the butter. It looked very exciting, but we knew that there was nothing to do, because just this amount of butter that we both threw would not have any effect at all. He couldn't hold it under pressure. No, let alone smoke him to death with the smell-the only possibility is that the butter smeared his eyes, maybe we can attack him twice, if we are lucky, maybe we will kill him...

It's a pity that after the first piece of butter sticks to his body, he has noticed the stickiness of the butter itself, and started to consciously block it with his hands. Ren Xiaoyan and I couldn't hit the face, let alone the eyes.

At this moment, Ren Xiaoyan stopped her hands suddenly, and the sound of hula pulled out yesterday's pair of chopsticks from behind!

You say, am I still a man if I don't? So I got on!

I yelled and rushed up towards the killer. He saw through my mind as soon as he moved his foot. He flew and clenched his fist and rushed towards me. He was full of power and mighty. Unfortunately, his anger was hard to calm and he did not hide his actions at all, but I Anyway, I learned the sword technique from Ximen Chuuxue for a while, knowing he was going to take my shoulder straight, so I moved slightly, and at the same time pulled out the kitchen knife from his waist that had been prepared for a long time but had never been revealed, and slapped it. He planned to cut off.

With a crash, I actually hit it, and abruptly split the bracer on his arm in half!

There was a hint of joy on my face, but then I felt a strong wind hitting my right side. It turned out that he temporarily changed his right hand, so his left hand was only cut off the wristband—this punch came too abruptly, I The time I felt it was already close, so I had no choice but to plunge into the ground as quickly as I could, and then I rolled...

The wind of fist brushed my scalp, and my whole body was numb, and I couldn’t distinguish the north, south, east and west when I was rolling in a panic. When I looked intently, I just rolled to the feet of Killing Qianmo. I was ready to smash me into a mess. I was so scared that I was so frightened that I was ascended to the sky and possessed two souls, but I did everything I could to roll back!

Suddenly exerting force, my body slipped and didn't move at all!

Only then did I realize that the surrounding area of the Shaqianmo was all the butter we just smashed. The ground was wet, slippery and greasy. I couldn’t make it any more, and his fists had already exerted force. I guess I’m in danger this time. A pair of big casserole fists became bigger and bigger in front of my eyes, and Ren Xiaoyan's anxious cry suddenly came from my ears: "Run! Why bother to come out!"

I took a closer look and realized that it was Ren Xiaoyan who had caught up. She used chopsticks to hold the fist of Killing Qianmo at this critical juncture, so the fist didn’t hit me right away—but just as I watched it. , Shaqianmo had already furiously grabbed the chopsticks and lifted it outwards, threw Ren Xiaoyan far away, and fell to the ground motionless!

"The woman who dared to hit me, I did it with you!"

Under the anger, I couldn’t take care of that much anymore. I threw the knife and hugged the feet of Killing Qin Mo with my hands. Under the rush of blood, I only felt that my strength was terrifying. I used all my strength to lift it like this, unexpectedly. I overturned the killing terrace on the ground and lay in the butter pile like me!

Now I’ve written all things later. At that time, I didn’t think about that much. I just overturned him hard, and then desperately started hitting the whole body of this girl, turning around and kicking, no matter where he kicked. No matter how many kicks are, it's just a constant venting of anger, to get him back from the beating Ren Xiaoyan just now!

Suddenly, killing Qianmo was also a bit embarrassed, but he quickly recovered and hit me. This slippery environment cannot be dominated by strength. He didn't hit me for a long time, but instead got caught up in me. I kicked my face with butter, and even the gourd leaves on my forehead were kicked off and turned into a completely bald man. It felt like kicking Guo Degang!

Killing Qianmo took me so hard to fly, and then I realized my environmental disadvantages, and I immediately struggled to stand up, and almost succeeded-if it weren't for me to rush on and hit him again, maybe Already up!

So, he couldn't get up, but I also found a shortcoming: the butter here was about to be whipped into cheese by the two of us, and the slipperiness was greatly reduced, and I almost couldn't hold this running wild horse!

So I was so angry and heartbreaking that I yelled so that everyone could hear: "Hurry up and smash the butter, the more the better!"

In less than a moment, the butter smashed down like a heavy rain of butter, turning this piece into a venue, a venue similar to mud wrestling—butter wrestling!

I feel better...

After more than an hour of hard fighting, I was as tired as my third grandson. Finally, I finally kicked the Shaqianmo and passed out. I wanted to make peace with him several times, saying that as long as he was willing to leave, I would never talk to him again. Embarrassed, but as soon as I remembered the appearance of Ren Xiaoyan being dumped just now, I held back, and the spirit of 120,000 points continued, until he fainted and didn't utter a word!

Of course, he didn't dare to speak. Who could stand it with his mouth full of butter as soon as he opened his mouth!

I crawled out of the butter mud and stumbled to my feet. Facing the people who were whistling and tsunami, I only said one sentence: "Tie him, tie him up, and take him back to prison..."

After talking about it, my eyes went dark, and then I didn’t know anything!

It's been a day after I woke up, and my whole body hurts so much that I got off the tiger bench. I didn't pay attention when I wrestled. At this time, I looked closely at my body but there were bluish lumps. It looked like I was in butter at the time. Also beaten a lot by Ya.

I moved a little, and Ren Xiaoyan's voice came from the outhouse: "Why bother, are you awake?"

Her pretty face appeared instantaneously, and she was overjoyed. Before I could speak, she yelled like a cannon: "Come here, hurry up and prepare the dishes, and who else will call Dao Master and Master? , Just say that the master is awake!"

"Uh, I'm really hungry..."

Ren Xiaoyan didn't care what I said. After the order was over, she turned her face and said to herself: "You scared me, thinking you were beaten to a concussion** and you can't wake up, but it's okay. , I think bad guys live for thousands of years. How could you die easily if you are so bad? That’s why I don’t worry..."

Talking and smiling, but inadvertently only saw a teardrop appearing from the corner of her eye, sliding down her cheek and dripping, I stretched out my palm and held the teardrop in my palm. Ren Xiaoyan's words suddenly stopped Stay, dumb, looked at me thoughtfully...

As for me, at this moment, I spoke with the most pretentious and arrogant expression I could think of, with a soft voice like a drizzle: "This is the first tear you shed for me. I hide it. From the bottom of my heart, this life and this life won't let you fall again!"

Ren Xiaoyan's face moved, I haven't guessed the state of mind that she appeared from her expression, she has already plunged into my arms, and resolutely and resolutely answered me with a barely audible voice:

"Well, I will use my whole life to verify your words and see if you lie to me!" (End of this chapter)