Nothing happened overnight.
As I instructed, Jiang Long Lao Dao and Professor Yang stayed overnight back to Yixiang Academy. The room is next to Ren Xiaoyan’s boss’s room, and next door is me—in fact, for Ren Xiaoyan’s safety, I proposed a personal or even bed protection plan. It's a pity that she was stubborn and refused directly, hating my back alveolar itching, and when she was knocked out of the door, she even screamed:
"If you fall behind, you will be beaten. It's not rare to tell you twice. When you are attacked in the middle of the night, you will know your vision!"
The door quack opened, Ren Xiaoyan stood by the door with a smile, her hands wrapped around her chest, her hands dangling the scissors and smiling at me: "Why should you explain to me, what does the beating mean?"
"To be beaten is to be beaten..." I instantly understood what Ren Xiaoyan meant, and couldn't help but say: "You talk about you, we have only known each other for a few days, why did you directly change from Gao Lengyu sister to a female man and an old driver? , Tell me how to love in the future!"
"Isn't it forced by you men?" Ren Xiaoyan said lightly.
I curled my lips and said, "Don’t blame the man for everything. If Zhou Zhi is Li Mochou, so are you now — to be honest, except for pregnancy, you women do everything else in the world, and you can’t rely on others. !"
Ren Xiaoyan exclaimed angrily: "You say it again!"
I went to my room without daring to show up again... So, nothing happened all night.
I seldom got a good night’s sleep this night. I went to the morning without dreaming. I was dreaming of eating seafood in the Caribbean Sea and taking a bath. Suddenly a big wave crashed and covered it—I was shivering with chills. Waking up from the dream, at that moment, he yelled without even distinguishing the dream from reality: "Why has the Caribbean Sea suddenly turned into an Arctic Ocean?"
After staring at it, I realized that there was a seven-kill gourd baby with blue leaves on top of his head standing in front of him. The cheeks were so bulging that the old man was about the same as the male toad. He immediately snorted in his heart: "Did you vomit my water?"
"Wow-yes!"
The blue gourd baby's mouth was opened, and water was poured directly on my head and face, and after spitting out from the mouth, it swelled again-it's amazing, this is automatic refilling, spitting water and spitting water again Full of it, needless to say that it is the Siwa here, right
I subconsciously asked: "Why are you telling me? Wait!" Before I yelled out the next sentence, Lan Siwa had another mouth, and this time I wetted the whole bed...
"Wow! Good!"
I almost banged my head against the wall in regret, knowing that the four babies had water in their mouths and I asked him something, isn’t this going to kill him
I simply started from the police, and stood the Siwa with the window facing out, wiping the water on my face and said: "What am I asking you to answer? Don't turn your face away, right?"
Siwa nodded, and I was relieved to find a piece of dry ground by the window to sit down, and said with a pleasant tone, "Why do you come to the foster father in the morning? Is there something to do?"
After all, Seven Killing Gourd Baby was mixed with Ren Xiaoyan, and I had to look at the owner to fight the dog. I must not care about it. If it was sent by Ren Xiaoyan and I was rude, it would be miserable-even if I want to be a cow or a horse, I have to give it to me. Grass, what does it mean that there is no grass
The above sentence has absolutely no double meaning, you must not understand it wrong...
The Siwa spit out the water wowly: "The godmother asked me to call you, saying that Hu Hansan is back."
"Hu Hansan is back?" I have forgotten this grandson after fighting to death in the past few days. At this moment, I remembered sending him to Ma Liang's village. I thought I was dead when I met a vegetable halfway. Who knows it's still alive-I'm happy She had to collapse from her sex immediately, and took her Siwa by the hand and left: "Where is it, take me there!"
"Wow!" The water column in Siwa's mouth sprayed directly on me as I turned around, so that I couldn't open my eyes. I just listened to the second half of the answer to the ear: "... County government."
Hey, I forgot about this again...
The matter was urgent, I couldn’t talk more about this mess with the Siwa, so I kept it in my mind: I must tell my godsons not to go into the house when they call me in the morning. Doesn’t roast pig anymore
I shuddered and ran downstairs. I suddenly felt urinary during the walk. Then I realized that I was holding back a lot all night. I turned a corner and slipped into the toilet. When I went in, I saw a standing pit doing the same job as me. Professor Yang, I stood on top of him and pulled his pants while saying hello: "Are you up too?"
"Ah, sir, you are here..."
The grandson respectfully turned to me and bowed to me. It’s all right now, and all the pee is on my body—I almost didn’t cry for that second, "You were sent by the Guanyin Bodhisattva to punish me, right? Good morning. It was ruined by your soaking in urine and water!"
…
After I finished changing my clothes, Ren Xiaoyan, Jianglong and others woke up. They were all guarded in the lobby of Yixiangyuan. There was also an officer who looked like he had come to deliver a letter. When I saw me, he bowed: "Master, Master Hu has returned. Now I am waiting for the arrival of the master at the county office."
Seven Killing Gourd Baby didn't see it, but from the next room came their gurgling sound and Xili's chewing sound. If you guessed it correctly, this should be eating again.
"Is there anything wrong with him?" I replied, "Is he all back or is he the only one?"
The officer thought for a while and said: "It seems that only the adult has returned, and the others are missing. When Master Hu comes back, the villain will report to the adult that he has something to discuss and ask the master to go quickly."
"Okay, I'll go right away," I stood up and said to the others: "Then I will go and come, you stay here to guard the seven kills..."
I lifted my foot to leave, but Ren Xiaoyan stood in front of me coldly and said in doubt: "Wait, this is not right!"
"Huh?" I stopped immediately, and everyone else turned their heads and looked over: "Why is it wrong?"
Ren Xiaoyan smiled faintly, "Sure! Have you ever heard that your subordinates don't come to see your boss, but instead let your boss meet in the past?"
I don’t know. Everyone felt strange about her mention. Professor Yang rushed up with righteous indignation and carried the officer in his hand, shaking vigorously from left to right and up and down: "Say, are you with him? What conspiracy does he have?"
Officer: "... um um um..."
"Yeah, let's not say, you are quite brave!" Professor Yang put on his hands and comforted us at the same time: "Don't worry, everyone, I have learned the art of torture, and I will definitely be able to understand their conspiracy."
Officer: "... um um um..."
"The mouth is very hard, do you want to force me to be tortured?" Professor Yang glared and roared, "I will ask you one more time, say or not?"
Officer: "... Um..."
Professor Yang turned his face to look at us, a little frustrated, but he showed more excitement, and sighed: "Stubborn, he must be the spy of the monster, I can prove it to you!" At the end, he added: "I am going to go. Electric shock therapy!"
"Forget it, you are not a millet, it proves a hairy!" I couldn't help it, and went up and patted him on the shoulder: "If you don't plan to strangle him directly, just put him down-you think he is a section. Yanqing, did you communicate with you in ventriloquism?"
Professor Yang was dumbfounded: "Uh." Then he put the guard down on the ground. This guy crawled on the ground and coughed and coughed for a long time. Then he cried with tears and snot, hoarse and righteously assured me: "Master , I'm really not his gang!"
"Evidence?" I was completely unmoved: "Why?"
The escort pulled out the pickled radish from his pocket, and I understood it: Isn’t this a small vegetative? This thing shows that he stayed in the town yesterday, and he must not have gone out with Hu Hansan...
After clarifying the situation, I took a large group of troops and went straight to the county office. Ren Xiaoyan's words were correct. This guy actually dared to let me meet him. There must be some kind of ulterior secret. Maybe he just wanted to deceive me. The Yixiangyuan where outstanding people gather will soon be killed. If this is the case, then he must have betrayed the revolution-what am I going to say, grab the 100,000 volts directly, and the Internet addiction teenager can be cured, but I am afraid that he will not confess and be lenient
To be honest, Professor Yang’s ability will be put aside during the War of Resistance. We can at least make a half-fold in eight years. Apart from anything else, the intelligence interrogation alone will be able to obtain tens of thousands of pieces of information. Isn’t that enough
We rushed to the county office arrogantly, and as soon as we entered the door we saw Hu Hansan, who was paralyzed by Ge You on the chair, and I brought Professor Yang and others cautiously leaning over and shouting: "Hu Hansan!"
Hu Hansan stared fiercely, followed by his nose and tears welling up, his voice was particularly sensational: "Master~ I thought~ I can't see you anymore~"
The performance was good. If it weren’t for the initial speculation, I might have been fooled by his performance. It’s a pity, no matter how good his acting skills are, I can’t hide it from the glamorous eyes of my subordinates-if he is an acting school... Of course, his looks can only be acting. Then we are film critics. Even if you are Chaplin alive, we will only give you a score of eight and five, and we will not let you get promoted.
Professor Yang touched my ear and secretly said: "It's another flawed master-have you seen it, you can't afford to see you!"
Yeah, this is something I didn't expect. Does this guy really think I'm an idiot? In that case, I won't talk nonsense with him. I winked at the left and right. Professor Yang Jiang Long Lao Dao immediately stepped forward and blocked his left and right, and the seven killers also rushed in front of me to guard against this violent battle. After I was fully satisfied, I said indifferently: "Hu Hansan, since you miss the master so much, then I make an exception and allow you to come up and hug the master to commend your loyalty!"
Hu Hansan was stunned: "Master, what did you say?"
"I said let you come over and hug me!" I chuckled, "Why, didn't you miss me thousands of times, why did you give you a chance instead of coming?"
As I spoke, I slowly stepped back, ready for him to retreat at any time — this is not to escape, so many of my people need it, I am a strategic shift, the main purpose is to avoid blood splashing all over me , Hereby explain!
Hu Hansan laughed bitterly, and slowly opened his trouser legs... Fuck, this girl's legs turned black from under the knees, just like the sign of the poisoned legs in the movie-now I know why he can't afford to live NS! (End of this chapter)