Professor Yang went back to him, but he still didn't dare to stand where he was after Ma Liang's three beatings. He quickly leaned to the side like me and said nervously, "Don't knock, don't knock, can't I help you?"
Ma Liangna was so excited that he could manage so much. As soon as he talked about it, he hit the ground, and he persevered: "Mr. Yang, please save me from resurrection..."
"Oh, get up, didn't I agree to everything?"
Professor Yang hurried over to help him, only to take two steps, his body suddenly weakened, and he suddenly fell in front of me. I thought that this guy had accidentally fallen, and was about to make fun of him, but found that their eyes directly revealed their life and death. I don’t know, this suddenly yelled: "What's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang... Uh no, Professor Yang?!"
Jiang Long and Ren Xiaoyan, including seven gourd children, got together in an instant, and the first reaction was to spit out from the mouth of Jiang Long Lao Dao: "Fuck, if I kneel down on my son, my son will faint!"
"Puff!" I almost didn't cry: "You take a good look, where do they have the slightest relationship between father and son?"
"It's hard to say," Jiang Long really carefully looked at Professor Yang's appearance, and said to himself: "Look, they have similar noses, and the corners of their mouths are a bit... Well, the most similar is their beards. , The third one on the left has a little volume. If you say that they are father and son, many people will believe it."
"I don't believe it." There was a voice on the side, "It's absolutely impossible."
"Why?" When Jiang Long heard that someone objected, and the person who opposed it was not me, his voice suddenly increased by an octave, full of the usual majesty of the magic stick: "Tell you ordinary people, these heavenly secrets are only my kind of gods. People can see, how can you know?"
As he said, the old boy turned around, wanting to see who was so bold—then he saw Ma Liang who got up from the ground and was staring at him. He couldn't stand the two zombie eyes, and his words were suddenly choked. : "Uh, is it you?"
Ma Liang nodded and pointed to Professor Yang and said, "Tell me, how did I give birth to a son in his thirties when I was 12 years old?"
Jiang Long: "..."
Ren Xiaoyan moved when we were grunting here. She neatly took something out of her pocket and put it in Professor Yang's mouth, stood up and clapped her hands: "Okay!"
"Huh?" We reacted and exclaimed together: "What did you give him?"
"Don't ask, you'll find out later."
We waited for five minutes with anxious thoughts. Among them, the most anxious one should be Ma Liang. He kept jumping in the county hall, making my eyes dizzy. Before I could persuade him to stand patiently-zombie If you can't sit down, or you should persuade him to sit for a while-he has already jumped toward the gate of the county office: "I'd better ask the doctor to go!"
Ren Xiaoyan watched coldly, but I stopped him aloud: "Wait, how long is this? Besides, you can't go even if you find a doctor..."
Ma Liang banged his head and jumped beside me, with two rows of white fangs showing his mouth: "Then you go."
"Wait another five minutes, just five minutes..."
Ma Liang turned around and jumped towards the door: "I'll leave it..."
Just as we were arguing, Ren Xiaoyan screamed coldly: "Don't make a noise, he woke up."
We both turned our heads together. Professor Yang had already opened his eyes at this moment, and slowly climbed up from the ground with his mouth, but his eyes were fixed on me: "Master, is it..."
Suddenly, I was shocked in my heart, and suddenly thought of the beginning of the Seven Killing Gourd Baby smashing the old way of Jianglong, and hurriedly interrupted: "It's not me!"
Professor Yang gave a wry smile, "This time it can be..."
This sentence really made me feel relieved. Professor Yang, the grandson, is really servile. He saw that the nobles were as honest as their own grandsons, and he also said that it doesn't matter if they were beaten-but what I want to say is, I don't remember this pot!
I also smiled bitterly: "Not this time!"
"Oh, no, no, really not..." Professor Yang glanced at Jiang Long thoughtfully. The old man was immediately alert and touched his forehead and said, "What are you looking at me?"
Hey, you said Professor Yang is so awkward that he has to take a look at him undeadly? My heart suddenly shrank into a pile of cat's claws, and my mind turned hard, and abruptly suffocated a topic: "Oh, Xiaoyan, now can you tell him what panacea is for him?"
Ren Xiaoyan slammed something into my hand and spit out three words coldly: "Low blood sugar!"
I hurriedly lowered my head, only to realize that I was actually holding a... Sugar lump!
… We found the destined person and got the magic pen. We immediately started Ma Liang’s resurrection process. According to the process, first let the gourd brothers release the snake essence from the purple gold red gourd, then peeled the skin to take the gall, and then was swallowed by Professor Yang and spit it out. The heart of a living person—this sounds like a cow's praise: what I eat is grass, and what I squeezed out is milk—what he swallows is snake gall, and what he vomits is human heart, almost inseparable.
According to my original intention, I wanted to stay in the county office and open my eyes, but Ren Xiaoyan was unwilling. She said that she would kill mollusks from the bottom of the hair and have to go out and avoid... Naturally, my boyfriend who is cheap and has not caught it. She became the object of free chatter, and other useful people stayed inside to put the snake spirit inside. I can only accompany her to spend this boring time outside...
Of course, if there is boredom, only the benevolent can see the benevolent and the wise.
We stood at the door for a while, and Ren Xiaoyan suddenly smiled at me: "Why don't we go shopping on the street?" "Go on the street?" I was a little curious: "You want to buy something?"
Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes at me, "You can't go shopping if you don't buy it?"
"Uh, that's not the case. It's just that snakes are being killed inside. I think..." I said a little bit inexplicably. I meant to say that it's too dangerous for us to go shopping when we are so serious, but the result is totally unpleasant. Er, I am a little embarrassed to continue. I am so beautiful and a girl, but I just want to go shopping, I will push it, am I still a man? In other words, if a woman prevents me from cutting BAO skins, I guess I won’t be able to accept it!
Sure enough, Ren Xiaoyan was already on fire without waiting for me to finish her words, she said, "I love to go or not!" After that, I turned around and left. I was able to catch up with my heart and jogging all the way with a smile to welcome her. Stretching his face and chuckles...
"It turned out to be pretending!" I suddenly felt like, "Women are too bad, if they weren't given the buff of continuous blood loss, our men would have been extinct. It looks like a natural selection. The survival of the fittest is really right..."
While thinking about it, suddenly a soft thing touched my elbow and turned my head slightly. Then I realized that Ren Xiaoyan had inadvertently grabbed me, just like a pair of students in the school. The flowers bloomed in Le—Zheng Le, suddenly felt a little trembling in her hands, and when she looked sideways, she found the redness on her face again. Only then did she understand the true meaning in her heart...
It turns out that Ren Xiaoyan is also holding a man for the first time, hahaha... I thought I was the only one, and I didn't expect her to be too!
After Ren Xiaoyan held me, the meaning of our shopping seems to have changed. No matter what's on the street, we just walked silently, from east to south to west to north. Anyway, neither of us let go. Enjoying the good time between the two of them alone, it took more than half an hour before they gradually had a conversation, which made this beauty more full of memories...
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"Well, it smells!"
"This is horse dung."
"Ah, it turned out to be horse dung, how did you know it?"
"I've smelled it, so I remembered it."
"Hmm, why is it smellier?"
"It's not more smelly, it's smelly different-don't you notice that this smell is slightly different from just now?"
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"I tell you, this is the smell of pig dung, which is completely different from the smell of horse dung."
"Wow, you are so knowledgeable..."
"How about learning again? Didn't you fall under your pomegranate skirt?"
"Well, I hate... You say it again, and I'm ignoring you again!"
"Well, I won't tell you, I will explain to you in such a detailed way, isn't it just for you to learn more?"
"I understand, I understand-you are so kind, Oppa!"
"Needless to say, I know you understand..."
"I also understand that you know that I understand..."
"Actually, I know you also understand, I know you understand..."
"Yes, I also understand that you also know that I also understand that you know that I understand..."
(The following omit repeats the N-th power, until the sudden change occurs-it is estimated that the dialogue will be 10,000 sentences.)
When this dialogue happened, we were in a small street, and we were talking vigorously. In the cold, a seductive fragrance suddenly attacked my nose, and at that moment I was even a little lost—this What kind of taste is it so sweet and alluring
Only a moment later than me, Ren Xiaoyan also noticed it, and she immediately yelled, "Eh, it smells good!"
I looked around, observing and said: "Yes, I can smell it too, it's... Do you think there is it?"
The direction of my finger is a small shop, and there is a big pot stewed at the door, and the alluring aroma seems to be coming from inside. Ren Xiaoyan and I looked at each other, and immediately rushed towards the shop arm in arm. Nai sat on the table at the door: "Boss, what's in the pot, two copies!"
"Come!" With a hello, an old lady slowly walked out of the room, came to the pot and lifted the lid-the pot is a mixture of two kinds of finely chopped meat, different colors, and then added Some unknown grass ingredients were simmered, and the fragrance was very sultry when the lid was opened. Ren Xiaoyan and I almost fell in our eyes.
I didn't notice the boss's appearance at all. Ren Xiaoyan and I were both tied to the two plates of meat on the tray. As we watched the meat on the table, we gobbled it up!
But what I didn’t expect was that when I took the first breath, I felt something indescribable rising from the bottom of my heart. According to modern people’s words, it’s negative energy. This kind of thing is like a demon, tempting me to hide it. The most reluctant side of my heart was opened, and the implementation was desperate, and nothing else except to satisfy my own hopes!
While chewing the meat in my mouth, I slowly raised my head towards Ren Xiaoyan. There were two villains in my heart who were struggling repeatedly. One of them said to me in the most extreme way: "Why, since you like her, go on. Don’t worry about her being a delicate flower, rub her, ruin her, enjoy her..."
Another villain said righteously: "You have rebelled! Does such a beautiful woman have your share after planting a seed in front of others? The old Ho's family is up to you!"
Could this be the debate between the two children in the middle school text? (End of this chapter)