Life and death are undoubtedly terrifying and terrifying to ordinary people. Ren Xiaoyan can't help being clichéd. She was taken aback for a moment, then she began to adjust her hair and stretch her clothes corners, and she was silly at me: "How do I look?"
"You can be considered fair and beautiful, with a good image and temperament!" I used the routine of the matchmaking column of the street tabloid to boast, and then said: "It's just dead dead. Who do you dress up for? "
"You really believe it, why bother," Ren Xiaoyan chuckled, "This is obviously a TV program that makes people put on makeup to spoof us-hey, where are your cameras, let me show you two close-ups!"
She laughed directly at the rhinoceros, in a posture of Wang Chongyang leaving the gate, she almost yelled the words'I am invincible', but-I could only shook my head helplessly and murmured: "You think too much… "
"I think so much, it's because you have too little knowledge," Ren Xiaoyan didn't move at all, reached out her hand to pull the strands of floating hair behind her ear, and continued to smile and look around, deceiving: "Don't hide. I have seen you—
I can only say to the rhinoceros: "You should explain to her."
Rhino said cheerfully: "Girls don't have to think about it, but are we here as a TV station in Yangjian? It's really an underworld. I'm 100% working as a bulldog, and I definitely didn't lie to you."
Ren Xiaoyan pouted her lips: "Do you think it's interesting to pretend?"
"real!"
"Well, I believe you, no matter why believe it or not, I believe it anyway," Ren Xiaoyan continued happily: "Is this down?"
I interrupted: "I really believe it."
"Look, he believed it too," Ren Xiaoyan smiled: "Now you can show up, right?"
Although she believed it, Ren Xiaoyan's posture meant that she believed she was dead, and not a rhino. When you saw this scene, you could only scratch your horns—it is probably because the habits of people and cows are different, and people are worried and scratch their head. When the cow is upset, he can only scratch his horns—they are about to plug a piece of their small eyeballs, so they directly approached me for help: "Help me, eldest brother."
"What's the matter with me, I'm also your guest!" I said blankly: "Aren't you a professional greeter? Why, you are not proficient in business or something? Drink milk during get off work hours and play mahjong during work hours. Did the Commission for Discipline Inspection trouble you?"
The rhino said anxiously: "I know that there are people like this who come out of your legendary world. I haven't met them in many years!"
"Then you can only send big calls for hard goods."
The rhino said blankly: "What big trick?"
"You get two little ghosts here," I pointed at a little ghost not far away: "You don't need to deliberately, that one over there is fine—" I called for him and started shouting, "Child, come here, brother. I have something for you."
The cry of the little ghost floated in front of my eyes, the legs were hanging in the air, and the face was blood stained, and the eyeballs rushed out of the frame because of inertia. Rhino hurriedly helped him put it back: "Slow down, slow down, here is the speed limit of 40. Don't exceed the speed limit of 40. NS."
"I see," the kid nodded at the rhino, turning his face to look at me: "What do you have for me?"
I fumbled around in my pocket and couldn't find anything, then turned to the rhinoceros and asked, "Do you have any sugar, lend me one."
Rhino glared at me, took out a piece of cake from his pocket, and handed it over. The kid immediately grabbed it on his hand with a grin and inhaled it hard. The cake turned into blue smoke and got into his nose. He burped in joy. Waved at us and drifted away proudly...
Ren Xiaoyan's face changed. She coughed and pulled me away: "What? You play slowly. Let's go first. I'm going to turn off the fire with soup stewed at home..." Forced to walk away if nothing happened, almost nothing. Pull me directly to the ground.
The rhino wondered: "Where are you going?"
Ren Xiaoyan threw her legs and hid behind me, yelling: "Ghost!"
Countless voices next to him answered together: "Who called us?"
"Ah!" Ren Xiaoyan screamed, and stuffed my head directly under my squat. I can only wave at the countless ghosts and ghosts that faintly appear around me: "Brothers are waiting. My wife just died and was unskilled. Suddenly disturb you all quietly."
"Oh, it's okay, it's fine to get used to it." The wandering ghost slowly disappeared in the dark.
When the wandering spirits and wild ghosts are completely gone, I will pull Ren Xiaoyan, "Hey, come out, go."
Ren Xiaoyan squinted her eyes and scanned her surroundings. Then she came out cautiously. Just about to speak, she suddenly realized that she was dead for some reason. She cried, "Why bother, we are dead... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Why did you die if you didn’t live enough..."
"Don't worry, I have my own way of this matter," I persuaded her: "Let's go, anyway, there is Brother Niu with him, I will accompany you to stroll around first, and see if I can go back by the way."
"You lied to me!" Ren Xiaoyan didn't believe it at all: "I'm all dead, what else can I do!"
I smiled and said, "How can you believe me?"
"I don't believe it or not," Ren Xiaoyan continued to be immersed in the collapse: "Don't persuade you."
I simply said: "I swear!"
"Swear I don't believe it either!"
I was straightforward: "Why should I swear to heaven, if I can't bring Ren Xiaoyan to resurrect Yang Jian, I won't be able to use it anymore!"
As soon as the words were spoken, Ren Xiaoyan's cry stopped immediately, and she looked up at me and seemed a little unbelievable: "You really have a way?" Seeing this, she finally believed-I'm puzzled, you say, Ren Xiaoyan as a woman , How did she understand and know the importance of a tube to a man and then believe me, this is too strange!
I nodded heavily: "I promise!"
…
We went all the way under the leadership of the rhinoceros. All kinds of ghosts appeared on the road in an endless stream. At first, Ren Xiaoyan was very scared. Later, when seeing these ghosts, she didn't frighten her and didn't make trouble. She gradually relaxed and started to look around with interest. Looking west, I knew that all of this was based on my promise, so I asked the rhinoceros as I walked to find out where it was:
"Bro Niu, where are we here?"
"This is the Yin Cao Netherworld, didn't I just say it?" Rhino said in amazement: "You won't want to do it like her once, do you?"
"Oh, don't worry, I know a little bit better than her!" I smiled and said, "I want to ask, are you the one of the 10,086 capital cities?"
"Sure enough, we have a lot of knowledge, even our Yin Cao Jifu," Niutou smiled: "But we are very special here, not among the 10,086 capitals."
"Huh?" This was surprised to replace me: "Aren't you under the jurisdiction of King Yama?"
"Ten Temple Yama cannot control us," Rhino said proudly: "We are the legendary capital city. Although it belongs to one of the capital cities, it is not in the 10,086 capital cities. Yama can't control it. The order of the Ksitigarbha cannot be controlled. It is extraordinary and special. After the death of the person in charge of the legendary world, the legendary world is reincarnated, and it is very different from ordinary 酆!"
"Co-authored you belong to the special zone!" I began to feel bad: "Then are you all far away from the 10,086 seats?"
"Speaking far is far, and near is also close," Niutou threw out the words unpredictably: "Everything is close to the end of the world, but it is far away!"
"What should I do if I want to go to the ordinary 酆都? You don't need a pass, or do you have to get a passport at all?"
Rhino shook his head and said, "Neither, it’s very easy to go to the ordinary 酆. As long as you can cross the Naihe bridge, you can enter the realm of the ordinary 酆 capital, but—" Yang Liuzhong’s true fire, no matter who steps out of our realm, it will be wiped out, and there will be no survivability!"
I suddenly jumped three feet high: "Where are you a special economic zone? You are a prison!"
"Almost," Rhino said unmoved: "You think, if people here can go out and enter the cycle of reincarnation into the sun, wouldn't this world be completely chaotic?"
I said in my heart that more than reincarnation will return to the sun, and even those who have lived to the sun, but it’s not convenient to tell him, and I know the identity of the so-called legendary controller is good or not, so it’s better not to disclose it for the time being. I can only change the subject: "Then, what do you mean by taking us around? You will never let us reincarnate into the legendary world, right?"
"I don't know," Rhino chuckled, "I was ordered to take you there. I don't know what to do."
"Ah? Who told you to bring us?" I am even more confused now-I have no acquaintances here, who the hell is waiting for me
The rhino nodded in the distance: "Here, that one."
Before we talked, we have reached the secluded place of the legendary capital city. Not far away is a single-family house, which is not big. The yard at the entrance is surrounded by a table-top-sized pond. There was a white figure sitting there, and as soon as I looked up, I saw him waving at us. I could only wave my hand casually as a salute.
I asked the rhino in a low voice, "Who is he?"
"We are in charge here, who doesn't know, we only know that everyone calls him Uncle Bai."
I nodded silently and followed the rhinoceros and continued forward. After a while, I came to the door of the small courtyard. Sure enough, there was a white middle-aged man sitting in the courtyard with a thin face and cold eyes, but I don’t know why, although it’s clear. His appearance is very clear, but I still feel that I have not seen clearly, there is no reflection in my mind...
Uncle Bai nodded politely to the side: "Please sit down."
I was not polite while pulling Ren Xiaoyan, and just sat on it—whether it is a blessing or a curse, it is a curse that cannot be avoided. At this time, I absolutely cannot admit counsel.
Rhino said goodbye and left. After he left, I immediately asked: "Uncle Bai, right?"
Uncle Bai stared at me and suddenly smiled: "It's me."
I immediately threw out the words that had been held in my heart since I knew the name, "Do you know Aunt Hei? Uncle Bai, I said, I know Aunt Hei very well. Actually, I was deceived by Aunt Hei from the sun. People, I guess you know about her goddaughter Xue Ruoxi, so..."
I babbled and chattered for a long time. Uncle Bai kept listening to me irritated without changing his face. He didn’t move half of his eyebrows. He shook his head slowly and said, "I don’t know anything black. Aunt."
"What?" I jumped directly from the stone: "You don't know her?"
"Yes, is there any problem?"
"You don't know her, then, that, why is your surname Bai?"
It’s so weird, Aunt Hei and Uncle Hei, this name is definitely a pair, so I concluded that he and Aunt Hei have an inseparable relationship. I thought I could get help. Who knew this guy actually came to me. This hand-I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it 100%!
I want to see how he answers this question!
Uncle Bai smiled slightly and said indifferently: "My name is Uncle Bai. You ask me why my surname is White. If I want to call Uncle Hei, you have to ask why my surname is Hei. If I want to call Uncle Huang, you must ask why my surname is Huang... I can only Put it this way: Whether the surname is white or black, I must have a surname, right?"
Ren Xiaoyan and I: "...Don't say it, it makes sense!" (End of this chapter)