When I was running, jogging, swaying, pacing, and winding back to school in the shade of the roadside trees, my head was full of money. For now, no three or five thousand can solve the problem at all, and these are also It’s not my gang of classmates who can help. I walk all the way and count all the way until I’m at the gate of the school. Finally, I sum up a few tactics that may make a fortune:
Touching porcelain, selling kidneys, doing homework for elementary school students, dressing up classmates as parents, helping classmates open water and handing cheat sheets to occupy a seat in the library, be an anchor, sell cute, sell silly meat, and cheat gifts...
Hey! There really isn't a trick that I'm good at and save time and time and money quickly. Is it possible that I should really be a writer? Even if I want to, people can only open money every other month!
I was depressed and unhappy back to the net to bring the little diamond wind back to school. For the first time, I felt the trouble that the little diamond wind had brought to me because of its high-looking appearance—he stood watching people from Galen drilling through the bushes, and a whole row of Internet surfers The girls and sisters looked at him with their heads tilted like a stiff neck, their eyes flashed with thunder, mountains and silver snakes, and they almost reached out to touch his face directly!
I didn't have any ●31 novel app download address ●Enter, and the greet outside went away. The boy immediately waved his sleeves without taking away a cloud and came out. Honestly, he didn't say anything behind me, showing cleverness.
Oh, money! I'm so sad!
Money is the bastard! Although everyone pretends to be indifferent, it is really impossible to have no money!
Money can pass the sky, money can pass immortals, money can pass power, money can pass women's work; money can make ghosts, the rich dynasties sit south, the rich can turn the dead into alive, the rich It doesn't matter whether it is reasonable or unreasonable; shop owners sell fakes for money, officials sell stamps for money, professors sell buns for money, girls take off clothes for money; celebrities cut their faces for money, and white-collar workers take care of private work for money , The teacher *** the money hand, the doctor prescribes fake medicine for the money...
This kind of great scene of the whole people’s money-making eyes is that everyone sings out loud from the bottom of their hearts: "Get up, people who don’t want to be slaves will build our flesh and blood into our new shopping mall. When the Chinese nation has the most money, everyone is forced to Then let out the final roar: bring, bring, bring..."
What do you get? Of course it is to take money, take the money from other people's pockets into your own pockets!
When I was thinking about taking Xiao Zuanfeng back to school, it was already lunch time. Twos and threes of the classmates went back to the dormitory or sat in the canteen from the cafeteria to eat big and small boxes of meals. Xiao Zuanfeng’s eyes brightened in an instant, although he didn’t dare to speak, but The gurgling sound of my belly knocked "General Order" behind my back, and within ten minutes, the single cycled three times.
When it came to this, I had to formally throw out my tactics to appease the military's mind: "Let’s don’t worry, wait, wait until the cafeteria is ready to clean up before going to eat, although the dishes are cold and there is no choice, it’s victorious. It’s a lot of meat and three servings for one portion."
This trick was taught by Aunt Li from the cafeteria. I didn’t say something that could not be done for outsiders. I was afraid that the impact would not be good. At the end, the master took a break from Aunt Li. The spoonful was full of meat, and Surely it won't tremble like chicken feet, you can shake all the meat with a few shakes!
With this sentence of mine, my belly no longer gurgled. After I changed my drool, at least three female classmates reminded me: "Hey classmate, your phone rang..."
I directly took out the clothes that I wore for the night watch in my bag and put them on his head.
In order to avoid the deteriorating hunger and cold due to the smell of meat, we spent a long time outside the library before we shook our arms and went to the cafeteria. Aunt Li Xianyun Yehe old monk entered the window of the fixed station, hand-waving a large spoonful of a few pots on the side as if knocking a wooden fish, suddenly raised his head to see me and immediately frowned: "How come you come, Xiaohe, today Auntie Potato Roast Beef You stay, come quickly."
After speaking, she took a stainless steel rice plate from below. The beef and potatoes were too piled to fit. I leaned over with a hippie smile and swiped the card, "Auntie, this my cousin is here, and you will give it to me. Make a copy."
"Oh, the beef is gone, let's just do something else."
Aunt Li took a plate, clicked two spoons of cooked pork, vinegared cabbage, and rice to form a pyramid. The little diamond-shaped eyes were congested, "Okay..."
When the plate came out of the window, the boy immediately took his mouth. He sucked in the soup first, and then gnawed the chopsticks on the side. Aunt Li slapped his tongue: "Xiaohe, how is your cousin frantic? What do you mean?"
"There was a drought at home. His family lived on the top of the loess slope. There was no water. The infusion in hospital was as thick as a tomato sauce. I haven't seen a soup with soup for many years. When the train came I stayed in the boiler room for three days. I'm afraid this habit won't change in a short while." I turned off the conversation in a few sentences: "By the way, my aunt, see if you are in a moody mood today, something is wrong?"
The little Zuanfeng ate the soup and groaned again...
Aunt Li sighed: "It's not the stall in the nursing home! These grandparents can't afford to pay for the bills, and the family doesn't care about them. In the past few years, they can still survive with the savings of your Uncle Zhang and me. It's cleared up. Just yesterday, the last worker in the yard left. The old man and the old lady are no longer in charge of cooking."
I know this about Aunt Li’s family. The couple is working hard to support the nursing home. They are all lonely old people, some are widows and loneliness, some are children and children, and some are retired veterans. The city allocates those three melons every year. That’s not enough, so she went out to work to earn money and go back to subsidize.
Aunt Li came to the cafeteria to pick up the miscellaneous food and washed the leftovers that could not be sold until the evening, and took it back to the chef at noon the next day to clean up, but now she was blinded as soon as the chef left. I have to take care of the elderly, no one is staring.
In desperation, I had no choice but to fulfil the move: "It really doesn't work, you tell those who have children, if you don't pay the fee, you will sweep the old man and the old lady out of the house?"
"Do they really care about their parents being able to send them to the nursing home?" Aunt Li shook his head helplessly: "Honestly speaking, don't say sweeping out, even if you are extubating now, people will not show up, just wait for someone to die and arrive at the hospital. Once the corpses are collected for funerals, they will be alive!"
"Hey! These unlucky urge children!" I cursed, "Are these grandchildren admire Sun Wukong? They are born without father and mother. If you practice a Sunflower Book by the way, you will save your mother-in-law?"
Aunt Li frowned: "Don't say it's too ugly, if it's really difficult at home, don't I really put people to sleep on the street without paying the fee-forget it, I will quit my job when this month is over, and go back. Find a night watch, and go to work after the old man and the old lady eat and drink during the day..."
I shook my head: "That's not okay, Aunt Li, where are you going to work? Use your own bones to boil oil! And ah, even if you can really boil the oil, it won't last long. How can this be done!"
"How long can you last?" Aunt Li sighed and said: "Rather than sending them to that house, it's better to send them away with the old man and me An An Le Le. When it comes, I don't have any regrets... just wronged you. Ah, Xiaohe, in the future, Aunt Li won’t be there, you won’t have that much meat to eat here."
I hurriedly persuaded: "Look at Aunt Li, what a big deal to eat or not to eat meat..."
The stainless steel tray slowly came out of the table next to me, and followed Xiao Zuanfeng’s head out, squinting his face and licking his mouth. "Hey, cousin, don't you want to practice cooking, or you go? Simple and simple It doesn’t take much trouble, it’s coming out."
Oh, don’t tell me, this is really a trick. I practiced and solved Aunt Li’s troubles by the way. As long as I staggered the time in the school cafeteria, the nursing home was also considered as the primary stage from shallow to deep, which was just right for me. This kind of interest is greater than that of a technical exerciser-I find that I like this kid more and more!
Aunt Li was pleasantly surprised: "Really, Xiaohe, you can still cook?"
I may be close to cooking, but when it comes to cooking, it’s my strong point. “It’s okay. Although I can’t do it because it’s too complicated, but the old man and the old lady’s stuff should be no bad. General porridge, noodles and anything are fine. Anyway, there are two points, one is light and less oily meat, and the other is light salt and no chili, these two can do it."
"Oh, that's great!" Aunt Li became excited: "So what Xiaohe, are you willing to help Auntie? Although there is no money to send to you during this period, I will definitely make up for you when the situation is better."
"Aunt Li, look at what you said, what do you say is not to make up!" I sincerely followed Lei Feng's good example once: "Don't mention money, you have the right to be with you and Uncle Zhang to be compassionate and help the suffering, do good and accumulate virtue. Also start from the young, so as not to get old and old, when the number of places is limited when counting on the scale of the netherworld, I will not lose on the starting line... Aunt Li, please don’t thank me. If you don’t let me do this, it won’t be possible. I must help this!"
A small hand sneaked over the plate, and went straight to the beef on my plate. I was too fast to cover my ears and knocked my chopsticks on my back. The hand disappeared instantly, and the afterimages were pulled out so fast.
"Thank you so much, Xiao He, this really helped us solve the big problem!" Aunt Li's face was flushed with redness: "Let's see when I can start work... I'm not urging you, just look over there. At noon today, Lao Zhang is holding on. I'm really afraid that any old man and old lady will make some baskets, and then it will be broken!"
I said, "Let's take two or three days. Recently, I have a relative who is coming over, so I have to try to get some money to rent a house-hey, hey, Aunt Li, I'm not giving you money, don't get me wrong. "
"I didn't have any money, but when it comes to renting a house, I really have a way," Aunt Li put the spoon directly into the basin: "By the way, isn't there a small building in front of our nursing home? Now, why don’t you find a place instead of just moving here?"
Speaking of the nursing home of Aunt Li and Uncle Zhang, I remembered that there was a small three-story building at the door, which was originally a good door face, and the location was also good. Unfortunately, the high-end communities on both sides were completely squeezed in after the renovation. In the middle of the day, the road at the door can't be opened if there is more than three wheels. Now the world is afraid of the fragrance of wine and the alley is deep, slowly people doing business will look down on it, and the rent is empty. The income is gone.
The door face can't be made, but if you want to say that the upper two floors are packed up and live, it will be very good. Don't say that Simon and I are a little bit windy.
And ah, don’t I have a little bit of wind to use, as long as he doesn’t worry about continuing to marinate the meat, it’s okay, and it’s all old men and old ladies who are too chewy. I guess he doesn’t have this appetite even if he has this heart. The place is much safer.
So, now I opened my eyes and smiled and changed my face: "That's great, Aunt Li! You said that I will solve the problem for you. Actually, the biggest problem is that you are helping me solve it-don't worry. After cleaning up three meals, even the sanitation in the hospital is on my head. I must have grasped both hands and both hands are hard, not a little vague."
"Let’s help each other in the same boat," Aunt Li happily took out her mobile phone: "I, I have to tell the old man the good news right away, so that he can also follow along..."
Aunt Li called on the phone and I didn’t have much to say. I took the plate and started walking while preparing for dinner, but when I turned around, I found out, hey, there’s no piece of beef on my plate...
The little Zuanfeng man was already standing at the entrance of the cafeteria, his stiff neck looked at the sky without any clues, showing his professionalism, the little devil's tampering with the history of the Nanjing Massacre was not as clean as he did!
Okay, I'll lie down wherever I fall, and take my breath away and take revenge on my beef! (End of this chapter)