Sometimes I think I’m a small farmer. Really, I have tens of thousands of dollars in my pocket and don’t know where to put it. If I go home and put a urinal under the bed, I can feel at ease, so we just went back. Chuaner, nodded and bowed, accompanied the smiling face through the crowd, all the way upstairs
When I passed the counter, I tapped with my hand. Lori Xi pulled her head from the pile of bills and said with joy, "Is it done?" It seems that she has already learned the specific matters from Xiaogu, and it is clear what we are doing. went.
So I didn’t talk nonsense, patted Xiao Zuanfeng’s chest, and the boy straightened his chest and frowned, "Don’t be afraid, let’s grab his handle!" As he said, he dragged the corner of the urn from the clothes and tried hard. He winked his eyes: "I got his dad here!"
Lori Xi glanced at it and immediately understood: "The urn?"
I nodded: "That's the only way to go. We can also exchange hostages, right?"
Lori Xi said with a curled lips: "Look at how you do this. It's obviously simple but complicated. I want to say, if you are really going to do it like this, it's better to get his dad up. Lao Tzu trains his son to be accurate. I'm not afraid that she won't hand over people obediently!"
"Eh?" The eyes of Xiao Zuanfeng Zhizunbao and I suddenly lit up: "Yes, why didn't we think of this idea... Walk around, go to the rooftop to see if it works..."
"Don't worry!" Lori Xi called us off, "I just said casually that you are serious?"
"Absolutely take it seriously!" The three of us nodded and praised her together: "Don't say, your move is more detrimental than ours!"
Lori Xi shrugged and said: "That's right, you haven't even let go of the urn, let alone-it's just useless for you to go now, who knows if his father has reincarnation? I want you to hire him eight generations. Isn’t it useless for my ancestors to come up?"
"What do you say?"
"●31 novel app download address●Wait first, I will ask Uncle Ma to check his old house and find out the situation clearly," Lori Xi suggested: "How about letting him worry one more day?"
I gladly accepted: "Okay! My mind is dizzy right now, just to go to bed and get up early today to recharge my energy, and tomorrow I will toss with that girl again."
After the agreement was reached, we were no longer at a loss, and we went to work step by step. I went upstairs to sleep and rest. Lori Xi put up the sign of'I have something to do today, close the stall in advance', and ordered everyone to serve the skewered skewers for tomorrow. Major event.
I heard that everyone is very excited to close the stall in advance. My group of heavyweight legends is because there is a rare opportunity for activities, and the staff at the Century Hotel are even more happy-who doesn’t like getting off work early, and the most important thing is No money is deducted yet!
These were all heard later. I didn't know anything at the time. My memory only stayed at the moment I got into the bed and fell asleep instantly.
…
Our grilling stall is usually open until four or five in the morning, and today we were two or three hours ahead of schedule to clean up, but something happened tonight-I suddenly felt a hustle and bustle in my sleep. I smelled a strong smell of smoke, I opened the door in a shock, and immediately felt the billowing heat wave coming from downstairs!
Damn it! There was a fire!
I hurriedly put on my clothes and trousers, yelling the fire and pulling out from the window. I immediately noticed that a few dark shadows were escaping quickly along the alley. The fire started from downstairs along the roots of the wall. There were a few oil pots that were almost melted, and the pungent gasoline smell raged in the air with heavy smoke. I suddenly understood that it was these grandsons who set the fire. I roared and was about to rush down the stairs. Others also rushed over, Simone Lori leaped into the air without saying anything else, while the others helped each other to touch the window and prepare to escape.
I saw Luo Lixi Ximen standing downstairs ready to pick up someone, and immediately yelled at them: "Catch up, those guys who set the fire on fire!" They immediately chased them down the alley, and the two of them ran in the flames. I picked up the slab from the ground, and I was amazed by it: "Unexpectedly, the Sword God and Yan Luo Gege have become gangsters!"
Apart from the two of them, there are not many people who can fly down. Fatty Kong and Wu Jin don’t say anything like that. He didn’t think that even the king of the kettle was an embroidered pillow. He panicked and poured water from the kettle to wet the towel. She covered her mouth and yelled vigorously: "What's up? How are we going down..."
Supreme Bao Qi said: "Aren't you collecting monsters?"
The king holding the warm pot was taken aback for a moment, and then rushed back to his room: "Oh my god, I got it wrong in a hurry!"
Tai Er took the lead and began to tear up the sheets and tie the cloth strips, and urged us as they tied them: "Helper, helper, connect this rope and we can go down..." I and Zhizunbao hurriedly got together.
At this moment, a group of dark objects hula swept out of the window above our heads, and the air gracefully circled and fell on the ground. The whole movement was perfect, just like a diver's three-and-a-half turns in the air, with the slightest dust. It didn't splash, it's actually a magical chicken who only knows that after eating and sleeping, eating, and not doing anything, he will live and be more moisturized.
After this guy landed on the ground and stood still, looking at no one on the left or right, he spoke with high morale and said: "You jump down!"
"Fart!" We shouted together: "We are not chickens!"
"It doesn't matter, you believe me!" The divine chicken stared at us with piercing eyes, and yelled confidently: "Zhang Wuji is in possession of the soul at this moment. I have mastered the glorious tradition of the great shift of the universe. Jumping from the building represents our legend and the history of the underworld. Tradition! At this moment I am not alone, I am not alone!"
We exchanged eyes, and then yelled again: "You are a chicken!" We continued to bury our heads and tear the sheets.
God chicken: "... You are paralyzed!"
Just when we were at a loss, Li Tianwang rushed back while holding the kettle, yelling, and rushing forward holding the kettle: "Get up, everyone, get up!" No one paid attention to him-this is tearing the sheets. It's not tearing the girl's clothes. Why are you trying to wrap up in front of you? !
So no one gave up, no one paid any attention, and simply ignored the girl as the air.
Li Tianwang reacted after a few consecutive throats that no one took care of, and immediately changed his mouth: "Let's let the water come and it's hot!"
We drew away on both sides, clutching the sheets in our hands and still rubbing, Li Tianwang took this opportunity to rush to the window, pulled the stopper on the thermos bottle, and the mouth of the bottle was slanted downward...
A stream of water suddenly poured out of the bottle and poured straight into the fire. I suddenly understood what he meant: "I know! Li Tianwang, you mean let us take water from the upper floor and let us put out the fire and save ourselves, right? "
Everyone suddenly started to praise: "Yes, why did we forget this?"
I greet everyone: "Come all, let's do it together..."
"Farewell!" At this time, Li Tianwang twisted his head and said embarrassingly: "I don't have as much as you think, I just forgot something-didn't I collect a bomb in the morning, and then I collected it later in order to destroy the bomb. I forgot to put the water in the two swimming pools in the thermos, just use it to clean up the fire!"
Our hands rubbing the sheets hung in the air, and then together: "Are you interesting like this?"
The kettle of King Tota Lee was really not covered. At first, the water inside was like a faucet, then it became a water column, and finally it was thicker than the mouth of the bowl. The sound of the fire engine sounded on the street, the fire on our side. It has been completely extinguished, leaving only strands of blue smoke slowly lingering into the air.
We went out from the smoky hall, listening to the sound of the fire engine getting closer, I hurriedly pulled Tai Er over: "Quickly use your fan to clean up the fire for me, don't let people see us Burned!"
"Why? Did we accidentally trigger it?"
"No, someone set fire..."
"That's not going to end?" Taier said angrily: "If our restaurant catches fire, we will be investigated for firefighting responsibility, but other people's arson is a criminal offense-are you not in a legal society? Do you know how serious the crime of perjury is?"
"Are you guilty?" I said violently, "You know a lot, and you also know the perjury and fire responsibilities-then you know what crime is illegal intrusion? Believe it or not, I told the police that you came down from the sky, no Can I pull you back for anatomy?"
"Uh… "
"Don't give me a grin, it's sloppy!"
I was so angry that my wife didn’t dare to argue. He took out the fan and slammed it. We immediately changed back in front of us. The firefighters rushed in, panting and dragging the water dragon, and saw us standing around randomly, one on the left and one on the right. Aimlessly but looking at each other with a very purposeful look, their faces flushed...
"Is this the address?" Someone who looked like a captain asked in a low voice, "Why don't they look like it?"
Another firefighter took out the book and looked at it, and said blankly, "It's right here-why is there no fire, Captain?"
"You ask me who do I ask?" The captain pointed around randomly: "Look at this, look at this, look at this... Is there a fire?"
"Is it a false case?" Another team member retorted: "There are quite a few people who report false 110, but I didn't expect the fire alarm to come."
"What should I do then?" The first team member said anxiously: "Why don't we just plug in the water pipe and wash the floor, even if we don't put out the fire, we will help the people to wash the floor, so as not to make a trip in vain."
Others: "Bah! Do you think you are a government official?"
The captain couldn't find the fire and watched us standing around. After thinking for a long time, he finally came over and asked me: "Brothers, do you know anyone has reported the fire?"
I shook my head and said lazily: "What do you mean?"
"I don't think so," the captain said with a smile: "Maybe it is the wrong address, otherwise it is a false case."
Fatty Kong happily said, "Boy, it's good for you to meet this way. You have knowledge and ideas!"
The captain smiled shyly and asked, "Then what are you doing here?"
"Uh..." The others began to be speechless, and I took it up calmly: "Waiting to see the meteor shower."
"Is there a meteor shower today?" The captain was taken aback for a moment: "I haven't heard of it!"
"Don't say so, don't talk about meteor showers, even if it rains, you don't pay attention to it or you don't know," I said to faint step by step: "Do you know why I brought a chicken?"
The captain shook his head dumbfounded: "Yes, I was just about to ask you..."
I cleared my throat and said, "Do you know if there is an earthquake? What will happen before the earthquake?"
The captain thought for a long time: "Will the TV station inform?"
"It's going to you, when did you notify him?" I mercilessly despised him: "I have said in the textbook, do you think about it again?"
The team members next to him listened attentively to me and him. When he got here, someone started to answer him in a low voice: "The abnormal behavior of animals..."
"That's right!" I laughed and patted the head of the sacred chicken with my hand, "I am a chicken specially raised to predict meteor showers, and its name is'Sansheng III seizes the first chicken'!"
Fire chief: "..."
The fire brigade didn’t stay much after I was dizzy and dizzy. I started to close the team straight away. I think several people took out their phones and called: "Hey, my wife, don’t sleep, get up and wait to watch the meteor shower..." (End of this chapter)