Situ Haonan took the urn with her little brother away. When everyone was yawning and not knowing where to go, the sacred chicken suddenly jumped onto a trash can with a stubborn neck: "Oh oh oh—"
This sound instantly awakened us from our sleepy eyes, and we all said unhappyly: "What are you doing in the morning?"
"Cough cough, hang your throat," the henji said with a smile, "there used to be too many people who pretend to be chickens, and I have become a hobby. If you don't hang it twice a day, you will be uncomfortable. You forgive me!"
We were dissatisfied: "Just crow when you crowed, your throat..." Then, a group of people began to yawn and yawn, rubbing their eyes and rubbing their eyes: "Go back to sleep!"
My thoughts are the same as everyone’s. I started walking upstairs at the end. Anyway, it’s already burnt down below. I can’t be anxious. I’m still sleeping comfortably—the only one who didn’t stand on the united front with everyone was Wu Jin. He recruited He waved his hand to the nursing home: "It's almost a bit, I'm going to cook the millet porridge, you can go to bed first."
Going upstairs and going back to the room, I just dumped my phone call, and it was Ren Xiaoyan: "Why, grandpa is back!"
"I know," I began to pull the quilt up to my head: "If he doesn't come back, I will be busy yesterday?"
"It's not just that..."
"Is the Fatty Chef God coming back," I lay flat and put the phone to my ear: "I will do it together if it goes smoothly."
"No, in addition to grandpa coming back, they also gave a lot of things, what bird's nest and deer antler said is an apologize," Ren Xiaoyan's excitement is obviously not the source of these things, but my means: "How on earth did you do it? "
"I want to rap and sing three hundred children's songs, can you?"
"Bah! That was the bridge section of Journey to the West," Ren Xiaoyan speculated: "Did you hit someone?"
I was shocked by this question. Fighting seems to be a show of spirit for men, but women’s views are completely opposite. Therefore, girls often prohibit their boyfriends and husbands from going out to fight, let alone fighting with the underworld. , Ren Xiaoyan is almost the same as an ordinary girl, so does she also comment on this
Damn it, isn't that tragic? As far as I am now, it would be nice if I didn't kill people. It would be harder than going to heaven if it didn't involve fighting!
I hesitated: "It's almost what it means..."
snort!
Ren Xiaoyan snorted heavily, and my heart immediately mentioned to my throat, and I groaned inwardly: "No, it won't be easy if I interfere with this matter..."
Then Ren Xiaoyan spoke: "Why don't you call me?"
"Uh... Call you?" I was a little confused, "Why do I call you?"
"Fighting!" Ren Xiaoyan said angrily: "I have learned kung fu. Wouldn't you tell me if you didn't call me because you didn't want me?"
Me: "... Do you still have this hobby?!"
"It's not a hobby, it's itchy hands," Ren Xiaoyan smiled: "Learning kungfu is the same as learning driving. After knowing how to do it, I always want to fight. You said that if you don't give me a chance, why should I go to the streets to find something by myself?" She paused. After a while, he emphasized: "Anyway, I will inform you, not as an example, I will definitely be called for future fights!"
I can only say: "I try my best."
After solving the problem of fighting, Ren Xiaoyan changed her conversation and mentioned the second thing: "Also, my grandfather and dad asked you to come home for dinner."
"Thank you?" I was a little excited: "Does this count as seeing the parents?"
Ren Xiaoyan spit out: "It's just plain food, I guess I want to ask about your family's situation-but I have already pushed, saying that you are very busy recently."
I was very happy and said, "You are smart! I know I don't like socializing so I came here, thank you..."
As soon as I got here, a burst of noise alarmed me from sex. I quickly found out that there were a dozen workers standing at the door with a shovel and hammer. The guy with a hard hat was poking his head up and bowed as soon as he saw me. : "Hello, big brother, we are sent by Mr. Situ to decorate you to make amends!"
"It's too early, right?" I spit out: "If you don't rest or you can't sleep in the water?"
The hard hat smiled bitterly: "Mr. Situ arranged this. Do you think we dare not come?"
"You..." I waved my hand frustratedly: "Forget it, you guys wait for me to come down immediately."
I retracted my head from the window, and only after I called on the phone, Ren Xiaoyan called out, "What decoration?"
"Something went wrong in the store last night, I just renovated it by the way," I said vaguely: "Just leave it to me, just leave it to me."
"Well, you wait for me to come over right away!" Ren Xiaoyan is more energetic than me, "I have experience in this matter!"
"No need, you... hello, hello?"
She hung up before she finished speaking. After half an hour, she rushed in. She took over the whole thing without saying anything and got us all up by the way: "Why bother, you settled everyone in another place, here I'll just do it all. never mind."
"All done? This is too exaggerated, right?" I said in surprise: "I think it's almost the same if I brush the wall and wipe a little dust."
"You have to do it all. Do you think your shop is a little bit upscale?" Ren Xiaoyan said contemptuously: "I feel ashamed to have style without style, and taste without taste!"
I joined Ren Xiaoyan and whispered in her ear: "Isn't this because you want to receive the wandering spirits and wild ghosts? Your new decoration is not suitable for the wild ghosts to come in?"
"That's it," Ren Xiaoyan is now quite immune, and she is not moved by this, she just discusses the feasibility from a technical level: "Then find a professional to tell me how to do it so that I can be both human and ghost. Minute?"
"I'll come here," Fatty Kong screamed first, and then appeared in front of us vigorously: "I know this thing well! Don't worry, I promise to accompany you to handle this thing throughout the whole process!"
Ren Xiaoyan suddenly became happy: "Okay, fat man, I didn't think you were pretty reliable."
At this point, I don’t have much to say, so I can only leave the matter to her to take care of it, and I am happy to take people to find Uncle Zhang behind. I can only find a cat in the nursing home casually.
There are not many vacant rooms in the nursing home, but it’s okay to squeeze a dozen or so people. In addition, we are in the establishment. So Uncle Zhang happily opened four vacant rooms for us. I was so happy that I jumped three feet and greeted everyone immediately. Came in to build a nest with cup cotton wool.
After seeing everyone entering the house, Uncle Zhang pulled me to the side and asked, "Xiao He, what did you do in the middle of the night last night?"
"It was midnight last night?" I pretended to be calm: "It's not the same, why, the voice of the guests is too loud and noisy to the elderly?"
Uncle Zhang shook his head: "No, I just listened to the sirens, and thought something was wrong, but when I got up, there was nothing..."
I hurriedly concluded: "Your ears are so nice, this is my new mobile phone ringtone!"
Uncle Zhang suddenly said, "Your ringtone is quite big."
I nodded: "Sure, I use this phone as a loudspeaker anywhere else."
Uncle Zhang reminded: "Then you have to keep your voice down from now on, don't let the neighbours think that something happened to us here."
I solemnly said: "Don't worry, you will never hear this sound again..."
When I was talking about Zhang Shugui, a cold voice rang out: "You have a son?!"
Needless to say, this must be my cheap mom. I turned around while calling mom. At that time, I saw the old lady standing behind me smiling and stretching out and pulling my hands: "Mom wants you to die, why is it so long? Not coming?"
I said, "Uh, busy..."
"Busy? I'll be more busy!" The old lady told me: "Mom will cook soup for you...
"Understood, then I take the time to come often."
The old lady and I held hands and started chatting. I was quite proficient in this matter. Nothing else, just listened to the old lady’s parents, and added two sentences by the way—Uncle Zhang left behind the old lady more than a gesture. I nodded, and then watched Li Tianwang walk out slowly with a thermos bottle...
But the painting style changed in the next second. After seeing the old lady and me, Li Tianwang's face changed drastically, and he suddenly exclaimed: "Six princesses?!"
This sound shocked me and swept left and right: "Where is it?"
Li Tianwang rushed over, and then grabbed the old lady's arm, and became excited inexplicably: "Princess Six, your subordinates have finally found you!" Then he slapped down on his knees, and slammed his head on the ground...
The old lady was stunned, and she grabbed me and said tremblingly: "Son, who is this?"
I said, "This is a lunatic, don't be afraid, Mom," and then I leaned forward and pulled Li Tian dynasty up: "Why do you, get up, what do people look like?"
Li Tianwang knelt on the ground and said, "I won't get up..." He stretched out his hand to pull the old lady's sleeve: "Don't you recognize me?"
The old lady cowered and leaned on me, shaking her hands and making gestures: "I don't know him, son, I really don't know him."
"I know Mom, don't worry, I'll talk to him again..." I grabbed Li Tianwang's hand down: "Don't worry, buddy, get up and say something-what did you say about princess Liu?"
King Li Tian stammered: "Yes, yes, she is the sixth princess, I can recognize her when she turns into ashes!"
I was stunned as if struck by lightning, and I was shocked: "Are you sure?"
Six princesses, according to their seniority, they are Dong Yong’s wife’s sister or Hanxiang’s fucking sister, Erlang’s distant relative, even if she doesn’t look like a goddess... Uh, yeah, she’s a goddess—but he won’t be a bad old woman, right? It's too subversive!
At this second, the whole scene was quiet, and the Lori Xi, Kong Lao Er, Tai Er and others who heard the sound in the corridor were all as dumb as I was and completely confused...
In the silence, Aunt Li's voice came from downstairs: "Why are you up there?"
Uncle Zhang excitedly said: "Silly you, didn't you see that this was a marriage proposal? They were love at first sight!"
"Oh, really!" Aunt Li continued.
Then a group of old men and women began to applaud and shout in unison: "Be together, together, together..."
"Broken!" I thought a little: "This is all messy!" (End of this chapter)