We are discussing to go to the Ashtray Family to ask Time and Space Chicken for help. At this time, my phone rang: "Where are you?"
The caller was not someone else. It was the current girlfriend Ren Xiaoyan, who had just established diplomatic relations with me. It was less than a day after she made her sovereignty clear. She has started to defend territorial integrity without a teacher, so I can only honestly say: "Home for the elderly. Yeah, with my mother."
Ren Xiaoyan immediately understood: "Who makes me the third princess?"
I hummed: "Looking at too many old ladies with eyesight, I knew I would definitely fall into your hands only when I met."
Ren Xiaoyan yelled at me on the phone, and continued: "Then when will you finish it?"
"Quickly. What's the matter?"
"Can't you ask me if you are okay?" Ren Xiaoyan grabbed me for a clear sentence, and then said leisurely: "Shall we go to the movie tonight?"
"Watching a movie at night..." I stretched my voice and repeated it, and looked at Lori Xi. She shook her head cleanly, and I could only sigh, "I can't go, I have something to do."
"What's the matter?" Ren Xiaoyan immediately became vigilant: "Going to fight again?"
"No, no, I'm going to find a chicken..."
Before she finished speaking, Ren Xiaoyan's voice suddenly increased by eighty degrees, and the decibels directly dispelled the smog that enveloped us. Many pedestrians started to talk after hearing this: "Why the air raid alarm is raised again? Years?"
Of course, there are also talks about current affairs: "You don't understand this, this is the THAAD system that is about to be deployed in acting-we will soon have a fight with the little devil again!"
A group of Killer Matt immediately cheered: "Hey, this is a good opportunity! Buddies have to snatch Mutoran back to the hiding place..."
Not much gossip, only that after Ren Xiaoyan let out a terribly crying cry, immediately the nose was not the nose, the eyes were not the eyes, and I followed the microphone by sound waves, and she became angry: "Why are you kidnapped, you dare to look for it? Chicken!"
"That's not what I mean, you listen to me explain..."
"I want my old lady to have a body and a good appearance, and it's not that I won't let you touch it, you actually went to find a chicken, do you say you are worthy of me?-You explain clearly to my old lady, or my old lady will come over and kill you right away!"
I anxiously said: "Okay, I will explain to you, it's like this..."
"I don't listen, I don't listen!" Then there came a sentence interrupting me, and he continued: "I just don't listen!"
I helplessly said: "Then I won't say anything."
There came again: "Okay, I don't even explain it, why bother, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I'm really blind!"
Me: "... You are paralyzed!"
Look, this is a woman. I really want to get mad. The fighting power can be directed at the Super Saiyan. The idle man is not an opponent at all, so it is no wonder that I curse—but I did not expect that she was honest and a bit pitiful. Suspicious and confused: "Why, you are not like this? I know you are definitely not..."
I squeezed my hair down hard, and said bluntly: "I told you that it was not the case! Remember the last time, I was also looking for a chicken, and I took you with you—this time is the same as last time, too. Look for that kind of chicken, not the kind of chicken you think!"
Ren Xiaoyan's voice suddenly became energetic: "You said the last time? The chicken you ate?"
"Almost, it's just not for eating!" I said: "Anyway, I'm going to the underworld to find the chicken. It's the brother of the chicken last time."
"Ah? Then, that, I blamed you, I'm sorry!" Ren Xiaoyan rose softly and said, "You won't blame me, are you?"
"No, the man who blames women is already extinct, so I won't," I sighed: "As long as you don't listen to the madness in the future-it's embarrassing!"
"I got it," Ren Xiaoyan promised without any words on the microphone, and then she turned around and said with great interest: "Why are you looking for a chicken, and take me to chant."
"It's not because of my mother," I said casually, "so I have to go."
"Your mother forced it?"
I:"… "
Ren Xiaoyan reacted instantly and changed her words: "You mean, you went down to find a chicken because your mother forced you?"
I nodded: "That's what I mean."
"Then I have to go," Ren Xiaoyan was full of spirits: "Going to the underworld is much more interesting than watching a movie. You wouldn't let me not agree to such a trivial matter, would you?"
I anxiously said: "I have never heard that it is a trivial matter to bring people to the small mansion-why don't you see it with your friends? How long have you not been together?"
"I don't, the netherworld is so interesting, it's so much more fun than them!" Ren Xiaoyan refused: "Just tell me, do you take me?"
I thought about it. I really don’t want to entangle with her anymore, so I can only nod my head: "Okay, as long as you are obedient, I will take you with you, but first I’m not afraid of it. It’s ugly in the underworld. You prepare it in my heart first."
"It's okay, you and I are not afraid of ghosts?" Ren Xiaoyan said, "Then I will come to you..." She said and was about to hang up. At this moment, I remembered something and hurriedly followed: "Wait! "
"What are you doing? Let's talk about it when I have something to do." Ren Xiaoyan was in a good mood, and her words were pleasant, and she was not anxious or annoyed, and her voice was still soft: "I'll be here soon."
I paused, took a deep breath and said: "You said just now that you didn't let me touch it. Does this still count?"
Now it's Ren Xiaoyan's turn: "... You are paralyzed!"
Well, one sentence is fair and reasonable. No one suffers and no one earns. The only pity is that I lost a good opportunity to be able to change the distance from Ren Xiaoyan from how many kilometers to how many meters or how many centimeters, and finally It becomes a negative number... Damn it, it's a loss!
Ren Xiaoyan quickly came to the nursing home, but she was not alone, and there were two big brimmed hats following. I saw them from a distance-it was the policemen Sun Bolai and Xiao Chen who had been beaten with me, since they were caught last time. I didn't contact me again after I got the pincers, and I didn't expect to come back uninvited again.
Compared with the last time, these two have come here much more decent. Apart from having no arms hanging, they also shaved and washed their faces. The police uniforms are also neatly dressed and brand new. The time was completely different, and the two greeted me vigorously from afar: "Hey, Boss Ho, we are here again."
I can only go down to pick up, and as I walked, I promised: "Why are you two here? There won't be another case that needs my assistance, right?"
Originally, I was just a joke, but instead of thinking about it, I nodded: "You are really right."
I slapped my ear and fanned my face: "My crow's mouth is so stinky, it's time to fight!"
Seeing me like this, Sun Bolai laughed instead, deliberately not saying something in advance: "What are you busy with recently, boss?"
I replied casually: "Nothing, busy studying new recipes-you have something to say, don't talk about these useless."
"What recipe?" Sun Bolai seemed to be in a good mood, and continued: "Don't worry, let's talk first, why do we have to talk about fighting and killing as soon as we meet, how ridiculous?"
"That's OK, I'll talk to you!" I was so angry that my teeth were itchy, and I could only start to talk: "I recently studied Baozi Lei to see what stuffing can be eaten and fried, and I will apply for a patent for your police to prepare by then. Go, eat when you’re hungry, and throw it out to blow him up when you see criminals—in conjunction with this, I also made suggestions. I hope that I can give special mouthpieces. It’s great to be a tear gas grenades!"
Xiao Chen reacted: "You are scolding us! Xiao He, you are becoming less and less kind now!"
"Who is kind and bastard!" I lifted my eyes to the sky: "Anyway, you two are definitely not."
Sun Bolai and Xiao Chen looked at each other, hahaha, and both laughed. I couldn’t hold back anymore. I also had fun with them. It was a joke of an old friend meeting, and then I introduced Ren Xiaoyan to them. Who knows that someone said when these two came to me, so they came to me together.
Start talking about business.
Sun Bolai solemnly said: "Do you remember the criminal gang last time?"
"Only the shredded cash machine, of course I remember!" I said, "Who can forget this, except for the shredded devil, their shredded cash machine is the most influential!"
Sun Bolai said: "Someone in our surveillance system these days has discovered that there are two people who seem to be a criminal gang appearing near your grill, so let's call it out-be careful, and let us know if something happens." He handed over a business card and said: "If you have something to do, please call us directly, don't go to 110."
Xiao Chen added: "Yes, it's fast to call us directly. The police on duty calling 110 can't deal with them."
It seemed that these two really wanted to help me. I took the business card and expressed my gratitude sincerely: "Thank you, I have written down the favor."
The two policemen smiled and talked a few more gossips to me before leaving. I went all the way to the door of the nursing home. Ren Xiaoyan kept by my side silently. Seeing them walk into the alley, they immediately grabbed me excitedly. Ask: "When will you leave?"
31 Novel app download address, my mind still stuck on the problem that the two policemen said, and I didn’t recover, and I said casually: "Where are you going?"
Ren Xiaoyan reminded me: "Didn't you mean to go to the underworld?" She approached me affectionately, and said tiredly: "You promised you won't regret it, right?"
"Don't worry, it won't be anymore now."
To say that I might leave her at the beginning, but now—since Ouyang Feng and Shen Gongbao who had escaped back out of the rivers and lakes, wherever I dare to keep her here, I must bring her by my side. Isn't it strong
I took Ren Xiaoyan back to find Lori Xi and Li Jing, and as soon as they met, I said seriously: "Ouyang Feng and the others are here again, we have to plan carefully!"
"They haven't died yet?" Lori Xi said in surprise: "To be honest, I thought they were all dead for so long."
I shook my head with great regret, and complained: "It is estimated that the boss's waste oil is not pure-this grandson is also true. Use it in full color. It is a big risk that his half of the money is not made. What do you think he thinks!"
"This kind of brain hole..."
Lori and I looked at each other, and suddenly said together: "Is it a writer too?" (End of this chapter)