I heard that everyone was very interested in going to the underworld, and because of Sun Bolai’s news today, I simply took everything that people could take, leaving only the warm pot king, Tai Er, and Kong Fatty who did not want to go. So, first, you can focus on the decoration, and second, you can protect the nursing home by the way—the old man and the old lady can’t have an accident, I can’t forgive myself.
Therefore, there are still a lot of people in our party: Lolita, me, Ren Xiaoyan, Ximen Chuuxue, Zhizunbao, Bai Xiaogu, Xiaozuanfeng, plus Wu Jin, Haohao **** the eight immortals through any gate to reach Fengduyi. Wanhao, just split up in our small restaurant that hasn't opened yet.
After adjusting for the discomfort of the initial journey, Ren Xiaoyan started to look at my small restaurant with interest, and commented: "This decoration is a bit interesting, and the walk is still retro. Forcing the grid to catch up with the outside tourist spot. —Whose is this?"
I honestly said: "This is also mine."
"Yours?" Ren Xiaoyan's eyes suddenly lit up: "I didn't see it, why bother, you are secretly doing a big business, and you can buy properties here-it seems that my father's evaluation of you is still too low. He said no."
"That's, my eldest brother!" Xiao Zuanfeng triumphantly praised me: "Go back and ask your dad, his friend is rich and rich, and whoever dies can have land to eat for free — He is the only one, no matter whether he is alive or dead, he can't be hungry. This is all my elder brother's credit."
Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes and gave him: "It's better if I can tell, I'm afraid that I will be beaten if I don't believe it or not... What a pity, this shop is so good for you to open the sun, and there will be more victory on the scale. Is it a weight?"
Suddenly a voice came from the door: "What's wrong with this, isn't it that people haven't died? As long as you scream, I will help you to arrest the soul immediately."
The sound came suddenly. Not only Ren Xiaoyan but even us were taken aback. Turning our heads, we noticed that there was a smiling horse standing at the door, Ren Xiaoyan swiftly slid behind me to hide, and probed her head: "Who is he?"
"Civil servants, which is what you commonly call horse noodles." When I was appointed Xiaoyan, I waved at the horse by the way, and said strangely: "Why are you here?"
"The deacon asked me to show you the way," Ma Mian grinned and walked up to salute Lori Xi, and then asked me: "Speaking of a word, who do you want to get down?"
"Don't do it!" Ren Xiaoyan hurriedly yelled, "Just kidding, you must not get my dad down..." As she said, she pinched my hand secretly behind my back, and I could only scream to help: " Yes, don't mess around, it's a joke."
"Whatever you want, it's not my business anyway," Ma Puteng pouted, and said directly to Lori: "Public, or let's go?"
"That's OK, Brother Ximen, Xiao Zuanfeng, Second Brother Wu, stay, pack up the things that are ready to open," Lori Xi directly named: "Xiaogu, Zhizunbao follow us—"
Ren Xiaoyan said that ordinary people did not dare to refute, and she had taken care of her well, so no one had any complaints, and she was quickly assigned to each place-we went out with him to see, oh, there was a big and new business car parked at the door. , His head looks almost like a snake head, the original eight-handed Audi that was ventilating has long since disappeared.
"Shoot gun for cannon, you!" I praised: "Why don't I recognize the license plate?"
"This is a high-speed train. The speed is getting old and the nose is fast!" The horse flopped into the car skillfully and ignited, boasting triumphantly while pulling the gears: "But it didn't cost me any money, it was burned to me by my younger generation ancestors..."
Before the voice was over, the moving car drove out like a bullet, and the ghost outside the car window was immediately pulled into a phantom. I only felt that the wind was constantly pouring in from the open car window, and we had already walked in the small village in the country. On the road, he began to rush forward-but fortunately, even though he was proud, he still did not dare to forget his mission, and immediately asked when he mentioned his speed: "Public Ju, where shall we go, first to find a chicken or to find someone?"
"Looking for a chicken," Lori Xi said quietly: "Have you never heard the phrase "You can't miss the chicken?"
"Hao Le!" The front of the car suddenly turned, the motor car changed direction and continued to gallop away...
The place where the Dahui family is located is not far from Ten Thousand. We arrived in the car for more than an hour. The destination was a seemingly extremely high mountain. The peak stretched for hundreds of miles into the sky. The horse flopped and drove the car I stopped when I couldn't drive, and took a spear from the car and carried it on his back: "May I accompany you to the public?"
"No," Lori Xi waved her hand: "You keep the car here, remember to close the door, and we will come as soon as we go."
The horse thumped anxiously: "It's not safe here!" He insisted: "I should accompany you?"
"It doesn't matter if you accompany me in normal times, but now in a special period, what if you want to accompany me and lose the car?" Lori Xi shook her head again: "Also, you look at today's moon. Should we be afraid?"
Hearing this, we all looked up and saw that a huge bright moon in the sky hung on the top of the dome, like silver sand-like moonlight sparsely scattered on the ground, and the outline of the entire mountain peak was revealed. Then, we were all terrified. Looking at the supreme treasure, he starts to move back...
"Why didn't I transform?" Zhi Zun Bao's reaction came over, and said in surprise: "What does this mean?"
"The yin qi of the moon in the netherworld is too full of yang qi," Lori Xi smiled and said: "Unless someone crosses the yang qi to you, you will never change your body."
Zhi Zun Bao and I looked at each other, and I replied, "Uh, the Yang Qi you said would not be..."
"Mouth-to-mouth," Lori Xi nodded indifferently: "And it can only be you- uh, as long as you don't mind, Miss Ren is fine."
Ma Puteng suddenly said: "So you also brought the Transformation Familiar, so I can rest assured! That's great!"
I squeezed my hair down in hand, desperately said: "Oh, you are paralyzed! I have fallen into the hole!"
We walked hundreds of meters in the direction of the mountain col. At the foot of the mountain, we saw a small river. After walking hundreds of meters along the river, we suddenly encountered a peach forest. Hundreds of meters around the river were full of peach trees and green grass. Ruyin's fragrance hits people, and peach blossoms fall when the wind blows.
Lori Xi nodded and said, "I found it right, it's here."
At the end of the peach forest is a straight mountain wall, and there is a small hole at the foot of the mountain, with a faint light. We looked inward from the entrance of the cave. It became narrow, and then gradually widened, until finally it was bright and bright-the outside of the cave was still a brand new The world, the land is flat and wide, the houses are neat, there are countless fertile fields and ponds, mixed with all kinds of trees, there are only two races living here, one is the sacred chicken of the Dahui family we are looking for, and the other is countless dog heads. People, the two coexist in harmony and live together in it.
We were surprised when we heard a rush of gongs and drums. All the chickens and dogs immediately scattered and fled. Before we could understand, an army of chickens and dogs surrounded aggressively, with sharp chicken paws and dog teeth brushing together. Brushing towards us reveals that the fierceness is everywhere, and the war is only between one touch!
I said that I pulled out a kitchen knife, Wang Mazi, and Ren Xiaoyan pulled out a pair of iron chopsticks, her small bones stretched out as if she was preparing to cast a spell, only Lolita smiled without saying a word—I was just trying to remind her not to To the effect, at this time, a mouth stretched out on the side and yelled:
"Give me some Yang Qi, give me some Yang Qi, it will be too late to start the fight again..."
I slapped Zhi Zun Bao to the side and said anxiously: "Ruoxi, what are you doing?"
Lori Xi ignored me, she just raised her hand from her pocket, "please look at me, I have a token." She carried a greasy chicken feather in her hand. Needless to say, for sure. It was torn from the ass of the Mengru divine chicken.
"Eh?" The chicken yelled a few times at once, and the chicken and the dog retracted their swords, and then said to us: "It turns out that it is a friend of our Ashtray family, please wait a moment, I'll invite the elders. "
He handed the chicken feather to the side, and immediately a chicken left with flapping wings in its mouth. After ten minutes or so, he watched a group of old dogs and chickens slowly pass through the group of chickens and dogs. Needless to say, the appearance is already It shows the identity of their elders—well, the dog's hair is already bald, and the chicken feathers are not bad. It's almost the same as the ones waiting to be broken after plucking the hair in a basin. Doesn't this still explain the problem
Among the three chickens and two dogs, the old chicken with the cockscomb in the front said: "Dear guests, I don't know what is so expensive to come to us?"
"Elder, we want to ask you for the help of the Ashtray Family," Luo Lixi said directly: "I am Xue Ruoxi, the daughter of Emperor Yan Luo of the Ten Palaces.
"Time and space chicken?" The elder's mouth twitched twice, and his eyes were erratic: "We welcome the princess when we come, but we are willing to do our best to help anyone who is not looking for time and space chicken-but this is not the only thing!"
"Why can't he do it?" My face changed drastically, "You are doing a beautiful business. No matter what I want to do, I can't do it. You have handled letters and visits before. This official accent... Tsk!"
Yanguanji shook his head and said, "That's a bad word! Since you are here with the princess, you must not be waiting for you, so you should know the concept of the butterfly effect? Once you let the time and space chicken return to time and space to change history, it will definitely affect the world. It will cause earth-shaking changes, even if the Ten Temple Yamas can't afford it, let alone everyone!"
Nima! I really didn’t expect that there is a great physicist hidden in this village. The theory of time and space is more familiar than me. Even the term butterfly effect can be used—I always thought that butterfly. Effect is the name of a boring traversal drama, I didn't expect it to be the theory of time and space!
Lori Xi said neither overbearing nor overbearing: "Elder, you have misunderstood, our journey is different from ordinary people, and it won't cause changes to history. I also hope that the elders will weigh."
"Impossible!" The black-skinned chicken on the side categorically said: "Don't tell me that you will do nothing just to meet your beloved one for the last time-we have heard a lot of this story, and it has been played on TV. At that time, whoever of you humans can care about time and space, has long been a happy horse to steal joy alone!"
Lori Xi was speechless when he asked: "... eh?!" Needless to say, she must have watched this kind of bubble drama, and she was also poisoned—the most obvious evidence is that she didn't know how to say it. The inferiority of human beings is too comprehensive!
Three chickens and two dogs said together: "Look, we got it right?"
I was bored and said, "Should they not be human?"
The elder, one of the two dogs, who looked like a police dog black shell, said angrily: "Who?"
Everyone looked at me, I could only take a step forward, clasping my nostrils and not opening—it’s not that I didn’t speak, but I didn’t think about how to say it for a while: according to international practice, I should answer “Chinese”. But if the relationship between yin and yang is said to be a'living person', I should answer'earth people' according to science fiction...Where should this place belong, what should I say, this really stumped me!
In the end I can only say: "I am the purest and most outstanding person who has been screened through layers of layers and is the only one who can come here to find you!"
The five animals suddenly said: "Oh, scum!" (End of this chapter)