Although I am used to my face, it’s okay to be ashamed, but I can’t stand it in front of Ren Xiaoyan. When Elder Hei Bei’s words touched my bottom line, I immediately became angry: "Old man, do you know what a legendary master is? If you haven’t heard of this kind of high-class goods, ask, see if you guys travel through time and space for the sake of it-can you understand it at this level if I explain it this way?"
"Legend, master of the legend?" Elder Jigou was stunned immediately, staring at Loli in disbelief for a while, she nodded immediately: "I'll prove it for him!"
"You're not a millet land, what proof?" I said angrily: "Really, I don't show my power and treat me as a sick cat..." Before I could vent my anger, the five elders knelt down and followed behind. Pour a large piece of wheat like it was cutting wheat, and all the chickens and dogs at the scene met and bowed to me!
I jumped three feet away: "What do you want to do? Touch porcelain?"
Then I heard shouting:
"Benefactor!"
This one stunned me at the time-this change is really coming so fast and so straightforward, when my protagonist's aura is so strong, when I shake the domineering spirit, my younger brother will kowtow and surrender. , This plot is bloody enough to splash zombies
Of course, I was not the only one who was stunned, and everyone else was the same. Lori Xi was stunned for a moment before she came back to her senses, and hurried up to help them: "Oh! Elders, please get up, if you have something to say, get up and get up quickly..."
She stretched out her left and right hands, but she didn't care at all. She didn't seem to know how to do it when she wanted to do it. At this time, she let Ren Xiaoyan give her a trick: "Ruo Xi, try picking her neck. "
"Huh? This is a cat, right?" I immediately reacted: "Dogs don't seem to work—but you can try to carry wings for chickens. I remember my mom always does this..."
After holding back for a long time, I was also very angry. I took this opportunity to find a bit of pleasure, and it was an indirect revenge!
Lori Xi turned her head and glared at me fiercely. She was obviously very dissatisfied. Although I hadn’t said that I’m happy yet, I had no choice but to let it go. So I followed her and listened to her to continue to persuade: "You guys, don’t be like this. You have to kneel again. gone… "
"Don't go, don't go!" When the three chickens heard anxious, they got up from the ground and said: "Get up, can't we get up?"
"Sluts are hypocritical!" I couldn't help but say: "Go ahead, what do you want to do in the end?"
Elder Jigou directly ignored my disrespect and exchanged his eyes cautiously. Yan Guanziji said shyly: "If it is possible, can you, the controller, take us to the legendary world? ?"
"Go to Legendary World?" Our group felt strange, and Zhizun Bao couldn't help but said: "Traveling?"
"No, yes, to meet someone!"
"That's visiting relatives," Zhi Zun Bao turned his face and asked me: "Simple-Boss, you can help me with that!"
Ren Xiaoyan gave her a glance: "You can do whatever you want, regardless of whether you are inside or outside the country. What can you do? Didn't you understand that they are going to Legendary World? It's obviously overseas. It's so difficult. Can the boss casually agree?"
I immediately nodded and said, "Yes, it's okay if you don't make it clear about such a difficult thing."
A silky chicken elder sighed quietly: "You know that the person we went to meet is Tao Yuanming, who is also the owner of our Taohuayuan-back then, the owner escaped the war and lived in seclusion, and adopted many chickens and chickens that were caught and prepared to be eaten. The dog adopted us in a cave and gradually became a paradise. He also wrote a memorial to the Peach Blossom Spring. After we died of old age, we met again in the underworld, but we never saw the owner again..."
The chickens and dogs were choked up, the old dog and the chicken cried sadly, and the chicken cubs behind also wiped their tears. It made us feel uncomfortable for a while. Hei Bei cried and cried and told him that he was rescued by the way. The ins and outs of this guy-this guy is also a bumpy one, he was caught and sent to the slaughterhouse in a carriage when he was a little milk dog. If Tao Yuanming hadn't stopped the car halfway down the road with a dog lover, he would have died long ago!
Ren Xiaoyan smoked her nose and moved and said, "Mr. Tao deserves our respect too much. He dares to stop the car at high speed. Needless to say, he must be in the Yulin Dog Meat Festival... Why bother, you must fulfill everyone's wish and let them and Tao Get together again, sir!"
Everyone... Uh, no, the ghost and the legend nodded together, but I was not moved by it, and said lightly: "Don't tell me that you will go back and do nothing just to meet your beloved one for the last time-we listen to this story. Too many, TV shows, at that time, you guys and dogs, who can care about time and space, long ago, the happy monkey went to steal joy alone!
Elder Jigou said embarrassingly: "... Uh!"
I snorted: "Look, I'm right!"
For a moment in the cold, Hei Bei first stood up, followed by Elder Yan Guanzi, Silkie, Bald-tailed Chicken, and Shar Pei Dog, the five elders lined up in front of me, categorically saying: "We can ask Emperor Yan Luo swore that if he violated his oath, he would voluntarily fall into eighteen hells and be burned by endless karma for thousands of years..."
"Okay, don't swear, it sounds weird!" I interrupted them coldly, and said casually: "To be honest, I have different opinions from you, so I really don't take it seriously when I go back. In short, as long as you are willing to help us this time, then I will definitely take you back next time I have the opportunity, right?"
At the same time, I pushed Ren Xiaoyan's hand that was secretly stretched out behind my back and pinched and pinched with two fingernails, without letting anyone notice.
The three chickens and dogs jumped for joy in an instant, high-fiving and cheering. The faces of our people also burst into smiles, but before we can fully relax our smiles, the elder Bald-tailed Chicken has already yelled. : "Don't be happy too early! I don't know where this rebellious child is yet!"
"What? What do you mean?"
Elder Yan Guanzi said: "It's true that this kid, Shikongji, has already ran away from home a few years ago. There is no news from him so far, and we can't find it..." "Don't say it, send someone to look for it. !" Elder Shar Pei interrupted anxiously: "Come here, go call all the boys in our clan to think about it, and see how we can find someone!"
US:"… "
Ten minutes later, we gathered together in the discussion hall of Taohuayuan Village.
The hall is not big, and there are a lot of people crowded. There are five elders from the village sitting in front of us. On the opposite side are countless young and middle-aged students. All kinds of categories are crowded together. After that, Elder Yan Guanzi coughed first: "Cubs! Calling everyone here today is something to announce: The opportunity we dream of fighting the Grey Chicken family and the Dog Mongrel family has finally arrived. The legendary master reappears in the underworld, just find With Time and Space Chicken, we can ask the controller to take us old guys back and see the master again in the legendary world. So..."
"Elder, do you want us to find the seventh brother?" A chicken interrupted.
The elder Heibei next to me immediately introduced me: "This is the second child of the gray chicken family, with a chicken in his left hand."
I nodded and said, "It has been famous for a long time! Does his wife have a duck on her right hand?"
Elder Hei Bei was stunned for an instant, and followed his praise: "As expected, he is the master of the legend. He even knows this, admire and admire it!" Then he smiled mysteriously at me: "Then do you know what their child's name is?"
Me: "A fat doll on your back?"
Elder Hei Bei: "No, it's called Fat Wawa."
Me: "... numb, really!"
After speaking with a chicken in his left hand, Elder Yan Guanzi nodded immediately: "That's it-do you have any idea?"
As soon as this statement came out, countless suggestions and ideas appeared immediately below, all kinds of chickens and dogs, and the elder Heibei kept introducing me, showing them one by one...
A pastoral dog suggested: "Should we send an official letter to the judges and bull head horse faces of the various capitals and ask them to help find?"
"Okay!" Elder Yan Guanzi immediately agreed: "Take it down, and do it immediately after the meeting is over." The chicken, who was in charge of the meeting minutes, immediately took down this point with a feather.
Elder Hei Bei triumphantly explained to me: "This is the thirteenth member of our bastard family: a dog will be hot."
"Uh, young talent, young talent..."
The second speaker was a chicken. Da Hongguanzi said with a blushing face and red neck: "Publish in the newspaper, spread light quickly, and it will be able to popularize thousands of households in the first time!"
"Take it down too!" Yan Guanzi said excitedly: "Come and come again..."
Hei Bei explained again: "This is the Gower from the Grey Chicken family."
"It's also not bad-er, this is the third round of running a mountain **. I didn't see the dog heard it. After watching it for a long time, I realized that I was squeezed between the two dogs and couldn't show up. Ren Xiaoyan turned her head and told me immediately:" Don't look at it, this is a Chihuahua. "
"Elder, I think we should go through the Internet!" Chihuahua said: "Isn't it the pop show's big stomach now? You let me go, and I can guarantee that 30 bones are dipped in 30 feces and eat up. Fans will hear more news. Spread out!"
Elder Yan Guanzi looked around and said with distressed expressions: "Uh, this taste is too heavy, I'm afraid everyone can't stand it..."
"You can try," Elder Shar Pei said: "A black cat and a white cat are a good cat if they catch a mouse!"
Elder Yan Guanzi sighed: "Let's do it, write this down too—"
Elder Hei Bei, as always, said: "This is the grandson of Elder Shar Pei, Goubuli, the nickname dog can eat it!"
I was also embarrassed: "Thirty Tuo-it's quite edible."
Elder Yan Guanzi's voice just fell, and a chicken beside him stood up immediately, disdainfully said: "If you want to find fans, then I have the right to speak-I have so many fans, I will mention a sentence in Minger's book, and pass it immediately. All over the city of 10086, why bother to perform and eat shit!"
When I said this, I was whispering to Elder Heibei without paying attention. Only the last sentence was heard the most clearly, and I was stunned in an instant: "Fuck, why do you want me to perform and eat shit? Hey, boy, who are you, why let me? eat?"
Elder Yan Guanzi hurriedly explained to me: "Misunderstanding and misunderstanding! Master, why shouldn't he say that you are just a word? Don't misunderstand it-why is it so, it's not the same thing!"
"Oh, is it?" My face burned instantly, and I waved my hand to apologize to the chicken embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, buddy, I just heard the difference-it's mainly because my name is why bother, your last name?"
The chicken nodded solemnly, neither humble nor overbearing, and said: "Zai is the eldest member of the Dahui family, known as the Mengru sacred chicken, who wrote the book."
"Oh, Mengru, sorry, sorry..."
I casually apologized. Before I finished speaking, there was a chuckle in my head. When I turned my head and looked around, I realized that Lori Xi, Ren Xiaoyan and others were also confused and confused on their faces, and suddenly reacted:
"Damn! If you are a Mengru sacred chicken, what is it in my house?!" (End of this chapter)