In the bewildered gaze of Elder Jigou, I talked about the ins and outs of the fake Dream Confucian chicken in the family, and everyone immediately guessed its true identity. According to speculation, the most likely one is the time-space chicken—the one that Lori Xi brought. That chicken feather is too ordinary to explain the problem, so we can only turn to the most popular means of communication today to verify:
video call!
Lori Xi touched out her 70s persimmons from the prefecture, and first called the next Tai Er: "Where is Mengru, can you get a video with me?"
"Mengru, don't mention it anymore!" Tai Er said angrily: "I don't know what he is doing. I got up this morning and went wandering around the yard. Just a group of people came in and asked us to tell you. Guess what?"
"What's wrong?" I had a bad cold coming out: "Is it stewed?"
"Stewed? He's going to stew people!" Tai Er said in a huff: "This guy didn't do anything else when he went out. He scratched all the people in the vegetable market with the surname Han, with blood on his face. Lingzi, now someone wants to say that he doesn't know where he went, and now the fat guy is apologizing one by one in front!"
"Did he have avian flu?" I was also anxious: "The neighbors in the neighborhood can't see the head down. What does he mean, he wants to learn from the Empress Dowager Cixi and declare war to the world?"
Tai Er sighed: "Did you watch TV last night and say you are anti-Korean? There are no Koreans around us, so this girl can only do this..."
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Hearing this, we were speechless, but Elder Jigou was suddenly excited: "Yes, that's right, it must be him who can be so unreliable, it must be!"
I had no choice but to arrange: "Then you should stop looking for him, go out to appease the neighbourhood, go back to the street and catch Mengru back for me..." Ren Xiaoyan added: "You directly contact Manager Huang and just say what I said. If you ask him to send someone to you, you will get too many people to find someone!"
"Can I not go if I want to be soothed?" Taier was unhappy: "Most people are fine to say that they can just say something good and lose a little money, but there are a few married men who are reluctant-they say they go home with this look on their faces. I can’t explain. Who would believe it if I was disfigured by a chicken? There is one of the most powerful ones in it. You know how to say it. He said that he couldn’t speak at all. Her wife would go crazy as long as she heard the word chicken. Mention this word!"
I'm a little curious about this: "Then what do they do if they can't avoid it, such as grilling chicken wings?"
"Replace with the word "Mao"," Tai Er guessed that he started to break his fingers over there: "Kendall hair, roasted wing, firewood hair, hairy claws... What else is there to steal hair? , Hairy intestines, etc., the names are also the same, Zheng Zhongmao, Li Longmao, Esma Moss, Bamolstein..."
We heard each other staring at each other and stunned: "This is sickness!"
"Who says no, but what to do if you run into it, you have to give me a trick!" Tai Er stamped his feet: "I really can't help it. Listen, I guess Fatty Kong can't hold it anymore. ."
This problem is really difficult to deal with. All the creatures on the scene began to worry for a while. Those with hair began to squeeze their hair, and those without hair would either squeeze chicken feathers or squeeze dog hairs.
Then, a heroine appeared...
Xiao Gu didn't know when he came to Lori Xi's side, smiled and took the phone from her hand, and then said to Tai Er: "Hey, Tai Er brother, do you want me to try?"
"Okay, okay, what do you want me to do?"
"Nothing, you just need to give them hands-free phone calls. I will just say a few words."
"Then you wait!"
Tai Er ran out in a hurry, raised his voice to the noisy crowd outside and shouted: "Just keep quiet, some of me want to say something to you. Listen to it, it will definitely solve your problem!"
It was useless to shout, but after a few more shouts, the scene gradually calmed down. Everyone held their breath and listened to Bai Xiaogu’s speech, including us—I couldn’t think of it even if I broke my head. What can I do? Persuading this group of men who are afraid of wives away, this is harder than demolition!
Bai Xiaogu finally spoke, and she said this calmly, calmly, and lightly:
"Since you don’t have any ghosts in your heart, you can just go back and explain to your wife well. You will feel a little angry at most, but what's the matter? If you really don’t want to leave, you can only accompany you home when I come back. Sister-in-law explained!"
There was a moment of silence in the microphone, and then it broke out:
"What are you kidding? Go to my house..."
"Forget it, I'm afraid of you, I'll go back and say by myself..."
"Don't go, don't you, don't you go to my house to make me more unclear..."
"I'm going, count you ruthlessly!"
A dispute disappeared instantly. Tai Er and Fatty Kong, both a fairy and a saint, could not solve the problem, but she was handled by her little monster, which brought my view of Xiaogu to a higher level. -Women are so terrible, their potential is immeasurable!
Although Mengru did not come back, but fortunately Tai Er and the others sometimes took pictures of him when they took selfies. After calming down, they immediately remembered the matter and immediately found out the photos and sent them over. As expected, this imposter That guy is a Mengru sacred chicken, obviously a time-space chicken that stole away from home!
We divided and said that we looked away, but the most annoying thing was Lori Xi: "Why am I so stupid! I also know that Mengru is a novelist. He stays at home and doesn't code words every day. I didn't even notice it. !"
…
After confirming the identity of Time and Space Chicken, we did not delay. Although Elder Jigou would keep staying again and again, we still insisted on leaving-time is not waiting, if Time and Space Chicken is in hand, we have to solve the mercenary problem.
After explaining the situation with Ma Piaoteng a little bit, we started to move towards the position of the soul ferry, which was located on the other side of No. 1000, so we took the Simon brother along the way, eating hot pot and singing songs all the way. forward…
We ran for a whole day on the road. In addition to the still dark scenery, we also met many single guests with backpacks. Most women were women and few men. When we saw a car running, we hurriedly stood on the side of the road and raised a sign for a ride. Jumping and jumping to indicate that even though Zhizunbao and I have this kind of thought, where is anyone around who dared to say something, Lolixi asked indifferently:
"Uncle Ma, what do they do? Why do you want to take a ride on the road?"
"Poor travel!" Ma Puteng said casually: "Recently, it is popular in our local government. Petty bourgeoisies who don't have many yin points in their pockets but want to go shopping all love this tune."
"How is this poor travel method? Just take a ride?" Lori Xi asked again: "Who wants to!"
Ma Piaoteng laughed a few times in a tone that only men can understand, and dragged his voice to tune in: "That's not necessarily-there is no money but there are other things, this person will think the same there!"
"You mean..." Lori Xi wanted to ask me again and couldn't help it, and said bluntly: "If you put it bluntly, a man would like it? Brother Ma, I can't tell that you are still an old driver!"
Only then did Lori Xi understand, she cursed, "Exhausted to these shameless things!" She stopped asking, just squinted her eyes and raised her mind, temporarily covering up the embarrassment.
Our car keeps heading towards the soul ferry, and we don’t know if it’s a ghost. Everyone has always been in good spirits. Even if we don’t doze off by the car, we only stop and eat when we are hungry. Order something. After galloping for a whole day and night, we came to a completely no-man’s land. There is a vast sea in front of us, with shadowy forests on both sides, dark and unknowable. This is probably the boundary of the legendary Three Ways Sea. , The dividing line between the two sects.
It was also the first time Ma Putter came here. He took out his mobile phone and gesticulated for a long time. Finally, he turned the front of the car and started to move towards the north.
We were doing our own things boringly. At this moment, my mobile phone rang suddenly, and when I opened it, it turned out to be a new friend request: "I found you from someone nearby. Can you chat?"
People nearby? Are we already approaching the ferry
I hurriedly joined her, and as soon as I connected, I asked: "Are you at the Soul Ferry?"
The other party sent a playful expression and added the text: "Yes." At this time I noticed that the person who added me was a girl, and she looked pretty on her head-there was neither a disheveled hair nor a blood flow all over her face. Yun's temples wear light makeup, his chest is still big, and the text description is even more fascinating:
"Do you know that I'm waiting for you?"
The conscience of heaven and earth, do you say that I have the intention to tease my sister? I definitely don’t. The purpose of chatting with her is just to find the right route. The chat record can explain everything. I said at the time: "Then you can give me A position? We are about to come to the Soul Ferry, but it seems that we are on the wrong path."
"Yes!"
Following a location, I saw that the horse was indeed off track, and I pointed it to him neatly and drove straight towards the ferry—the target was getting closer and closer, but there was still nothing in the range of sight. , We hesitated to slow down, and suddenly we saw a group of people rushing out of the opposite hillside, and all of us were surrounded by the swords of the army. The small monkey-like man standing in the front was still lifting. With a mobile phone, we are happily, and the pride is beyond words!
At the front of the team was a big guy with a stubborn foot, four big five rough faces and expressionless, holding a big knife as high as one person in front of him, and he said every word: "Parking, charge!"
At the beginning, the people in our car didn't know what was going on, but we understood everything completely, and we all started cursing, "Fuck, there are tolls charged here!"
The only difference was me, because at that moment what I thought was: "Fuck, I've seen food and wine, but I didn't expect to meet Luto today-buddy this time, I'm embarrassed! "(End of this chapter)