The Ghost Chef

Chapter 132: Family members answer the wedding ceremony

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Whether to wait or not, this is a question worth considering.

So we thought about it, and everyone thought about it together. The wedding will take place when we think about it, just like the way I have participated in many times in Yangjian-Mendelssohn's "Marriage March" plays, the bride and the bridegroom are in white wedding dresses and the bridegroom is in a suit. Enter, stepping on the red carpet under the gaze of everyone, walking to the end of the hall, standing under the statue of Jesus... Uh no, under the statue of Emperor Yan Luo, staring affectionately at each other, wearing a red robe with plaster on her temples stepped forward , Asked solemnly:

"Regardless of good times or adversities, wealth or poverty, health or disease, you are willing to be with her for life, never leave her, love her until forever?"

The youngest member of Black Mountain said loudly: "I am willing."

The matchmaker turned to Nie Xiaoqian again:

"No matter good times or bad times, rich or poor, health or disease, you are willing to be with her for life, never leave, love her until forever?"

Nie Xiaoqian also said: "I am willing."

"Since you all made the vow of love with your heart, then—" the matchmaker walked away two steps in a long tone, and exclaimed solemnly: "Wow!"

So the two of them knelt down gorgeously and began to kowtow to the statue of Emperor Yan Luo...

"Second worship Gaotang!"

Knock again.

"Husband and wife worship!"

Knocked again, and then the two stood up.

"Li Cheng!"

Everyone cheered and applauded together. In the applause, the two turned to face everyone, and the matchmaker shouted again:

"Family replied!"

Ever since, the two bowed deeply to us.

This wedding of Chinese and Western combination made Ren Xiaoyan and I stunned and eye-opening. I said sincerely: "I have a long experience." "Yes, this is unique!" Ren Xiaoyan returned to her senses and said, "I will be in the future. Play like this too."

After speaking, I glanced at me, and there was something in my eyes—just like the lyrics sang, it was something similar to love...

I was speechless immediately. I found that this girl’s three views have been a bit subverted recently. I don’t know if it’s a circle of chaos, and I often confuse reality with legends, the underworld and the sun. If you are the master of ceremonies at the Yangjian wedding daring to say "family's answer", I guess you must be torn alive, even if you wear a feather costume, you can't save him!

Again, this has to be taught!

The wedding ceremony is almost done at this stage, and the rest is the speech of the bride and groom. The first speaker is Nie Xiaoqian. She puts her two fingers around the microphone, so that she can pinch it without falling and not crushing it. The strength made it firm on the finger, and then said:

"Today's wedding, I would like to thank CCTV, MTV, the agency, my parents, my fans, and all the people in the village who support me..."

I asked the village elder, who was half of his body next to him, doubtfully: "What other fans does she have?"

"Yeah, the three girls made a combination to sing in the village, and they all know about it!" The old man said ghostly: "Otherwise you think the picker and the youngest are doing chasing after, there must be an advantage!"

"Combination? Oh, I didn't expect Xiaoqian to be quite trendy!" I laughed and said, "Why combination?"

The old man thought for a while and said: "It seems to be called'shoot'."

Me: ... The taste is quite strong! "

The old man nodded: "I don't know whether it is important or not, anyway, the name is-SHE!"

I'm not suffocating...

After Nie Xiaoqian finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the audience, and then the youngest Heishan stood up and said:

"Life is full of ups and downs, full of pressure, and some people... Uh, no, ghosts, they always feel like a grass, and they can't see the sun and the sky because they are obstructed by the big trees, and then give up on themselves. Actually, this is absolutely unnecessary! Big! There are reasons why the tree is tall and straight, you should learn it-look up at the tree, and then you will see a monkey riding on the tree and a monkey underground. How many monkeys are there in total?"

All the ghosts looked at each other, and the youngest member added: "You get a prize for the correct answer!"

The audience began to roar and cheer, the Supreme Bao'er yelled'both' vigorously, Nie Xiaoqian stood beside the youngest black mountain, and didn't know who to answer for a moment—I was watching with enthusiasm. At the time, Ren Xiaoyan gave me a hand and whispered: "Your relative's child has gone up."

I took a glance at Ren Xiaoyan’s finger, and I realized that Lori Xi had already touched the edge of the table sometime, and was whispering something to the matchmaker—this is not a problem, the problem is that something suddenly occurred to me:

Can I still make Lolixi impersonate my daughter in this situation? What would Ren Xiaoyan think, what would her parents think, what would her unlucky brother think... I can't say that it was adopted. I have seen this story. Some dreams of adopting Ba Jiǔ at the age of twenty The year-old Lori Xi was married for ten years and became a wife. I can never do this kind of thing!

Hey, why did I ignore this

After Lori Xi and the matchmaker had finished talking, the obviously smashed old woman ghost twisted her body onto the stage and waved to the big guy. It felt like she was igniting emotions and bursting into the audience: "Everyone said, this question makes The bride will answer, OK?"

"good!"

The matchmaker turned to Nie Xiaoqian: "Would you like the bride to answer one?"

Nie Xiaoqian pushed her back, but couldn't help everyone booing, she could only replied in a joking tone: "Eight, seven on the tree plus one under the tree, a total of eight."

The youngest member of Black Mountain proudly said: "Wrong, two monkeys."

"Why?" Nie Xiaoqian didn't understand: "Isn't it seven plus one?"

"Seven plus one? You're still very six plus one!" The youngest of Black Mountain disdainfully said: "Riding, riding, know?" The audience began to hahaha, he looked around everyone proudly: "Just this IQ, Hahaha… "

An angry color flashed across Nie Xiaoqian's face, and she said loudly, "Isn't this just a brain teaser? What does it have to do with IQ!"

"Of course there is!" The youngest of Black Mountain didn't notice the change of the face, and grinned at the same time: "If you can't answer the brain teaser, it means you have a bad IQ, right everyone?"

Nie Xiaoqian refused to accept the group music again in the audience: "Then I will test you!"

"Come back? Hey, this is my strength," the youngest black mountain said: "Bring the horse here!"

"Please listen to the question: The heart exchange operation failed. The doctor asked the patient who was about to die of his last words to explain. Guess what he would say?"

The youngest member of Montenegro was at a loss and speculated: "You killed me?"

"No-actually you don't understand my heart!" Nie Xiaoqian disdainfully said: "You are not so good!"

"I'm an expert with brain teasers, you actually provoke me?" The youngest Black Mountain angrily said: "Listening: What are the similarities between the words spoken by two women and a thousand ducks?"

Nie Xiaoqian: "... what does this mean?!"

"They are all nonsense!" The youngest black mountain said: "You are still inferior to me..."

"Listening: What is the first thing Santa Claus puts in the sock on Christmas Eve?"

The youngest member of Montenegro: "...Candy?"

"Wrong, it's feet!"

… We enjoyed an extraordinary wedding brain teaser contest-the youngest of Montenegro asked questions, Nie Xiaoqian answered and scored. The youngest member of Montenegro asked a question, and Nie Xiaoqian answered, losing points. The two of you chased me and refused to yield to each other. The battle was at a stalemate. No one could completely defeat the opponent, but no one was defeated...

The crowd onlookers including us applauded. Although they both looked bad, they were still yelling. Lori Xi was yin and virtuous one by one. There was no other request, except that everyone’s applause and roaring should be warmer and louder. !

In the end, the youngest member of Montenegro angrily pulled off his tie and threw it on the ground, full of grievances, and shouted at Nie Xiaoqian: "You don’t know how to save face for your husband on the day of your wedding. Is it your daughter-in-law?"

Nie Xiaoqian sneered: "Didn't you say that this represents IQ? If I don't win, you will save face."

The youngest member of Black Mountain was taken aback for a moment, and then reacted: "Are you saying that my IQ is not as high as you?"

"Yes, I knew you didn't have an IQ just by getting this stuff at your wedding!" Nie Xiaoqian turned and entered the house, coldly throwing down a sentence: "Let's stay away for a while and be calm and calm!"

This time it was the youngest member of Montenegro's turn to be dumbfounded.

The scene was embarrassing. Nie Xiaoqian’s parents could only greet everyone to go out to the table, and we went out too—Lori Xi came over and called Ren Xiaoyan: “Let’s take a look at the bride, and you accompany me.” Xiaogu smiled and stood by. On, it seems that she also has a share of this matter, and I have already said what I'm going to do.

I wondered: "What's so interesting?"

"What do you know?" Lori Xi didn't explain to me at all. Ren Xiaoyan also followed as if she understood something. Only I accompanied Ma Puteng, Zhizun Bao, and Ximen Chuuxue to the outside-Puteng told me : "This is different from our restaurant in Fengdu City. They are all ingot candles. I reminded you if you want to eat as you please."

The group of people were not from the Yin Cao Jifu except for the horses, so none of us dared to eat and could only sit. Zhi Zun Bao couldn't stand still after sitting for two minutes: "I'm going to talk to that buddy." After that, we left.

After a while, Xiao Bone silently showed his face in the corner of the room, beckoning, we pretended to walk over and meet her at random: "What are you doing?"

"The princess let us go," Xiaogu whispered: "She and Xiaoyan have already gone to the entrance of the village ahead of time."

"That's good—" I was talking about leaving and remembering: "By the way, Supreme Treasure went to the black mountain youngest boy to chat, I'll call you?"

Xiaogu thought for a while: "I'll go, and you will leave me alone later."

"Then how do you come back?" I wondered: "What can't you wait for someone?"

The little bones smiled shyly: "I can't wait anyway, you'll know when you go-I'm actually quite used to the Yin Cao Jifu, it's almost the same as going back to my mother's house, you really don't care about me."

"Oh, that's right!" I figured it out for a moment: "It's also considered common for you to go home and have a look!" (End of this chapter)