We went back to the room, picking up the teeth, and looking for a bed. I was about to find a bed and arrange Xiang Shaolong to deal with it for one night. The King of Thermo Pot rushed in from the outside with a stride, and said in a hurry: "Yes. News!"
I said blankly: "Who?"
"Time and space chicken," Li Jing said eagerly: "I know where I am—" he took a mobile phone out of his pocket as he said, flicked a piece of news, opened it at one point, and immediately appeared to be hugged tightly. The close-up of the space-time chicken in her arms, as the camera gradually opened, the middle-aged woman holding it gradually revealed the whole picture-the voice-over has been ringing throughout the whole process:… According to Aunt Chen, who lives in XX Street on XX Street, she broke the news. The chicken we stumbled upon was spitting, so we rushed to the scene, but unfortunately, the chicken didn’t say a word from the beginning. It didn’t even crowed, but look at Aunt Chen. We doubted the swearing appearance again: Is it because Aunt Chen has hallucinations, or is there really a talking chicken in our world? Please listen to the opinions of the experts..."
All of us were taken aback: "Fuck, this girl was discovered!"
"What should I do?" Li Jing stomped anxiously: "She must be rescued, or she must be dissected..." He turned around and asked me hurriedly, a little confused when he saw my expression clearly: "Why are you not in a hurry? Why bother?"
"I'm thinking about something, don't worry," I thought very seriously for a moment, then turned to ask Lori Xi: "Are you sure you can't travel through time and space with his body?"
Lori Xi: "..."
other people:"… "
I sighed and said helplessly: "Since there is no way, we can only try to save it!"
As usual, I will bring Lolita, Xiao Zuanfeng, and Ximen blowing snow when I go out to do errands. In addition to ensuring my safety, I can also join the mahjong table if I have time, but it's not working anymore-Ren Xiaoyan is familiar with it. Followed up, "I'll follow you."
"This scene is not suitable for you," I waved my hand. "You think, you can see how many chickens can talk, can the old lady simply give it to us? Maybe you have to steal it, maybe you have to grab... Don't mix up!"
"Virtue!" Ren Xiaoyan gave me a white look: "You think too much, I'm really not interested in mixing things up with you, and I'm just going to go home and say hello when I go out with you, don't you understand?"
"Then you might as well take a taxi by yourself," I objected: "Have you seen a car that can't be seated..."
Without waiting for Ren Xiaoyan to speak, Lori Xi Xiaofeng Ximen Chuuxue went to the side of the street and raised her hand, followed a car in front of him, they filed in and said hello to me: "Then let's go first, you two Take your time!"
I reluctantly followed her on another rental car, Ren Xiaoyan was so proud of her expression, I was sullen for a long time before saying: "Why did you buy them?"
"Simple," Ren Xiaoyan said with a smile: "Others' wages are the same, but the three of them are five thousand-do you say they listen to you or me?"
"You actually came here!" I frantically said: "This is all my money!"
Ren Xiaoyan said calmly: "Yours is mine, mine is mine... Is there anything wrong with using your money to buy them?"
I can only helplessly say: "Then what is mine?"
"I'm yours!" Ren Xiaoyan smiled like a flower: "Is your girlfriend not enough for such a beautiful girl?"
…
My destination is Beidou Alley, where the distance is far or near, and God knows how the time and space chickens get there. Ren Xiaoyan did not follow as she said, but got out of the car halfway through. It seemed that it was a Volkswagen 4S store. I was baffled but I didn’t have time to ask more, so I could only tell the driver to get to the destination all the way. When I went to the place, I saw that the three of them had already arrived. They were drinking a bottle of Coke by themselves. When I got out of the car, the little drill went smoothly and plugged a bottle of me: "I bought it."
I nodded, ignored him and asked the other two directly: "Did you find the old lady?"
Ximen Chuuxue pointed out from a distance: "Here, it's the one on the square-what shall we do, steal it or rob it directly?"
I was shocked: "Don't tell me, how can you grab it in this broad daylight? Don't save the time and space chicken and get you in... Don't worry, I think about it!"
I twisted the bottle cap and looked up the square. A group of old men and women surrounded him in a cheongsam with hairpins and powder on his face. I could see that I was waiting for the reporter's interview at any time, and what I was holding was pitiful Xi’s time-space chicken, from her careful and vigilant look, it is estimated that she will not take off her hands when going to the toilet. This really makes me worry...
Lori Xi analyzed from my facial expression: "What do you think?"
"It's not easy!" I frowned, "I see that the old lady doesn't have eyesight. It must be the gatekeeper in the courtyard who is used to guarding. Usually, there are a bunch of people playing mahjong at the door, but they are very vigilant. I can tell by sneaking a glance at the dog," I pondered for a moment and took out my phone: "Wait, I see if there is any trick on the Internet that can fool the old man and the old lady to try, and see if you can make her crippled!"
Xiao Zuanfeng impulsively said: "You might as well just grab it! Brother, if it doesn't work, let me try it!"
I doubted: "Aren't you stupid?"
"Oh, big brother, you really don't know my skills!" The little drill pulled up his trouser legs and said: "I have tested it a few days ago. I run really fast—sixty steps. Do you know that sixty miles? It's about to exceed the speed of a battery car!"
"Did your kid talk to Li Jing recently?" I was instantly dissatisfied: "If you are better than a dog, you can compare the speed with a battery car, right?" I gave a false kick: "Go away, don't embarrass me here. !"
"What should I do?" Xiao Zuanfeng said helplessly: "You can't steal, you can't rob you, can't you really look at the time and space chicken being guarded by the old lady? What if the grandson can't help but talk, then it can really be dissected NS!"
I pondered for a long time. I didn’t find a trick that was really useful and had no sequelae. In the end, I had no choice but to take the risk and risk the world’s unrest—I gritted my teeth and said cruelly: "People are forced out!"
The three people were taken aback, Xiao Zuanfeng cautiously said: "Brother, have you forgotten the C-section
I:"… "
After being dumbfounded, I gathered the phones of the four people and started to make plans: "Brother Simon, you stay, you two will follow me, then what am I doing? What are you doing... As long as the Chronicles get out of hand, Brother Simon, you will immediately take action. Take it away, and we'll be there soon!"
Xiao Zuanfeng said excitedly: "Brother, have you finally figured it out?"
Lori Xi was surprised: "You don't want to fight with an open flame, do you?"
Only Simon nodded calmly, nothing more, except that half of the watermelon knife was exposed from his sleeve-uh, I really didn't find that this kid should play this thing recently!
I didn’t say much. I took them to the square and stood there in the shape of a fringe not far from the old man and the old lady. Then I counted one, two and three, suddenly turned on the four mobile phones at the same time, and suddenly there was a melodious voice. Resounded around the square:
"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..."
Following the singing, I waved my hands and twisted, my mouth babbled, and my buttocks shook, my legs swayed, and the whole figure began to swing like a convulsive chicken... Lolita changed her color and said, "You actually Square dance?"
"Hurry up, get up together!" I waved my hand at them vigorously: "Come on, hurry up-do you still want to save Time and Space Chicken?"
Lori Xi looked around and hesitated: "But..."
"I will leave if you don't come again!" I was extremely dissatisfied: "Is this your housework, my housework?!"
Lori gritted her teeth fiercely, and started to twist with me. Xiao Zuanfeng joined our team with a crying face, and the three of us waved our hands together: "Hey!" Then we shook our ass again: "Ha!"...
The trick I used with such a big face turned out to be useful. The old man and the old lady couldn’t stand the singing together. In less than five minutes, some people started to join us, and we gradually gathered more and more. The square has been gathered in ten minutes. There was a square dance phalanx. The old men and old ladies followed in my footsteps and shouted RoRoll together...
At the beginning, the old lady could bear it, but as everyone got more and more hilarious, people continued to greet her kindly, "Stand you are paralyzed, come here, hi", and finally couldn’t help it, and slowly moved to join us. In the team of-looking at this timing, I screamed fiercely:
"How are you friends from the east?"
Xiao Zuanfeng pulled her throat and shouted: "Okay!" Lori Xi was taken aback, but she immediately understood what I meant, and she was ready...
"How are you friends from the west?"
Lori Xi Xiao Zuanfeng and several other old men shouted together: "Okay!"
Third tone: "How are you friends from the south?"
Almost half of the old men and women in the square yelled together: "Okay!"
I pretended to shout vigorously: "Raise your arms and wave them so that I can see your hands-good friends who came to the scene today, how are you?"
With a bang, everyone raised their arms and roared like a tsunami: "Okay!"
… At the moment when this sound sounded, the old lady put the chicken on the ground and raised her arm, but before the sound disappeared, Simon had already swept past her quickly, holding the chicken of time and space and ran-in Amidst a crowd of people, Lolixi and I swiftly caught sight of everyone except the mobile phone left above the ground. After a while, the square dance sounded again. At this time, the old lady finally found out that the chicken was gone!
Following the old lady, we chased up in the direction where we fled. The speed was jaw-dropping, and she kept waving as she ran: "Stop them, stop them, they stole my chicken..."
Passers-by looked sideways, and many of them showed signs of eagerness to try, and my heart was a little flustered—but at this flashing moment, a white Ford stopped in front of us abruptly, and the driver wearing sunglasses rushed at us. Beckoned: "Come on, I will send you away!"
We all rushed up, the driver stepped on the accelerator and screamed away, and disappeared without a trace in an instant. Only the old lady stood in place and stomped her chest. The crowds who had been close to each other scattered all over again.
"Thank you, buddy!" We clap our hands and congratulate each other, and we didn't forget to say, "Who are you?"
The driver reached out his hand to take off his sunglasses and smiled at me: "It's okay, I want to thank you too!" I didn't expect that this is a female driver, and she is still a very beautiful female driver. The strangest thing is me. She is so familiar with her, as if she has seen it somewhere...
I wondered: "Why are you thanking me?"
The female driver groaned and asked instead: "Do you know who is chasing you?"
"Who?"
The female driver said: "My mother!"
We said together: "You must be a fake daughter!" (End of this chapter)