How interesting is this. A female driver who I don’t know helped us grab the fucking chicken. You might want to know why instead-so we didn’t rush to get out of the car and asked her to tell us the ins and outs. Take it home by the way.
The corners of the female driver’s mouth slightly raised under her sunglasses, and said wittyly: "No, you are really not anxious for me?"
Brother Simon sat behind and hugged the Chronicle Chicken in his arms. I turned around and only exchanged glances with Lori Xi and Xiao Zuanfeng, then turned around, and said dazedly: "Seriously, you do look familiar, but I am I can't remember—well, you and my ex-girlfriend are a bit like!"
The female driver's tone suddenly turned cold: "I am your ex-girlfriend!"
The others stared together: "... Uh!"
I instantly went crazy and said: "No, why don't I have any impression?" At this second, I completely connected my experience with this matter: Could it be the last time I crossed to find Ma Liang? Something happened at that time, so my memory and reality are so far apart. I don’t even remember having such a beautiful girlfriend... Fuck! what is the rhythm!
The female driver shrugged, and suddenly smiled and said, "You lied to you!"
Now I was more surprised than before: "Uh, if you want to say that, then you have no reason to help us deal with your mother!"
"Don’t talk about my mother anymore. Today, even if you’re someone else, I’ll take care of it. This is a mess for my mother. Everyone thinks she is a lunatic with hysteria, and you are the first, otherwise today I have to stew the chicken too!"
The Chronicles trembled fiercely, and drilled into Ximen Bixue's arms again. At the same time, we also suddenly said, "You are doing this for a long time!"
"Yes, but not all!" The girl smiled and took her eyes off again, turned her face to look at me: "You take a good look at me..." "Don't tell me, you should look at the road!" I anxiously said: "We It's almost a hundred yards!"
The female driver murmured, "What's the matter, one hundred and two, I've played a selfie..." Then she asked, "Don't you remember?"
Judging from her familiarity and sure tone, this girl really had contact with us, and I couldn't help but hesitate: "Would you like to start?"
The female driver glanced at me helplessly: "Do you remember five thousand yuan?"
I remembered instantly: "Oh, so you are the girl who was touched by porcelain in Chapter 24!"
The female driver said happily: "The nobles have forgotten things. I thought I was pretty and intriguing. Who knows that you can't eat it here..." "No, don't I think you are not playing?" I I hurriedly distinguished: "I use cutouts now, who knows that you will show up even if you show your face!"
The girl ignored my nonsense and said directly: "Thank you for what happened last time," she turned her head after she said, "Thank you too!"
Simone silently covered the Chronicle Chicken, tilted his head to one side and did not speak. Lori Xi also stared out the window attentively. Only the little bit of wind showed a kindly smirk, and the girl turned her face and continued to face me: " My friend, my name is Lu Xiaoxiao, how about you?"
"My name is Why Bi," I casually turned my hand from the side of my head and pointed backwards: "Here, my niece He Ruoxi, cousin He Zuanfeng, and brother Simon."
Lu Xiaoxiao turned his face and shouted at the back: "You have a good skill, why Zuanfeng? It's from the ancestors, right?"
Xiao Zuanfeng made a dumbfounded uh, I could only interject: "Then what, it's Simon who saved you."
"Oh, I'm wrong!" Lu Xiaoxiao suddenly realized, hey hey Chong Simon yelled: "Why don't you talk, kid? You don't like to care for people or is there a girl you like at school?"
Brother Simon glanced at her coldly, there was a cold light in his eyes, and Lu Xiaoxiao turned his head in embarrassment, "Children don't like talking!"
"I'm in a bad mood, I heard that it's like going to school," I can only make a round of it: "Don't pay attention to him, just let him stay alone."
Lu Xiaoxiao suddenly became interested: "Go to school? Which school did he transfer to?"
"Yi Xiao," I can only carry out the words of the old lady Wogua last time: "It's only two days!"
"What a coincidence!" Lu Xiaoxiao said excitedly: "I am a teacher of a small school. What grade is he in?"
I tried my best to remember what the old lady said: "First grade, right?"
"I'm a first-grade teacher!"
I was speechless: "You mean we just hit your hand, right?"
Along the way, Lu Xiaoxiao kept asking us about all kinds of things about reading. Of course, it can be regarded as an evil supplement. For the first time, I deeply felt the malice of modern society towards children. You can count, write, and best understand all of the four books, five classics, piano, chess, calligraphy, and calligraphy—even that some elementary schools not only test their children but also test their parents. Does the Ministry of Education slander you? !
Finally, Lu Xiaoxiao called to check the list of schools. As expected, Brother Simon was on the list. The time for the entrance exam is tomorrow. The person who gets off the bus can tell me: "You must come tomorrow!" "
I waved my hand helplessly as a promise. A group of people stood in the alley and watched Bai Ford leave. Then Simon threw the Chronicle Chicken on the ground and said straightly: "You promised, I didn't say it." After that, he turned around. Go, just abandon me.
I squeezed my hair and struggled and said, "Don't tell me, buddy, you are not playing with me-how can I explain the old lady of Wogua, do you know how serious it is to influence the community to receive rice and oil?"
"Your business."
Brother Simon walked away, and I screamed at him in despair, "Go ahead and cherish it!"
… No one paid any attention to me. Lori Xi passed by me while teaching the chicken. Xiao Zuanfeng followed me up without squinting, leaving me to walk in slowly and follow the wall's “No. 1 Baking Stall in the World” Two flyers were torn under the sign of "Er", one of which was "Cure all kinds of X diseases" and the other was "Professional certification".
The decoration work of the grilled skewers stall is going very well. The fat pig yellow has been completely transferred to the steward by Ren Xiaoyan. As soon as he saw me, he happily ran over, smoked and thumped his back, and gave it to me. Words: "Brother, the adults don't remember the villains. If I did something wrong in the past, you should be more concerned, I will run your store well, don't worry!"
I said casually: "It doesn't matter, the past is full of clouds-it's just that we have a life in my family, do you see..."
31 Novel app download address Fat Pig Huang's complexion was embarrassed: "With the gift, I must follow the gift." He quickly changed his smile to my face, and almost didn't put his mouth on my face: "What do you think of the congratulatory stickers? Write?"
"My chicken is born, how do you want to write it!" I didn't change my face and said: "You know that laying eggs is happening every day. Sometimes when you are in a good mood, it's better to do it!"
The fat pig Huang Dajiu said with a sad face: "Brother He, I was wrong..."
Looking at the appearance of the fat pig yellow, I suddenly felt a sense of exuberance—isn’t this just the legendary method of slapping the face? The novel must have this set, and now I finally use it too!
This horizontal slash puts me in a good mood. I go to fucking study. If Simon is really not good enough, forget it, am I tossing myself? I decided that everything was right. I couldn't help patting Fat Pig Huang on the back and waved his hand: "Just kidding, don't take it seriously, Manager Huang, haha, haha!"
Only then did Fat Pig Huang squeeze a smile, hahaha accompany me a few times, and reached out to wipe the sweat off his forehead by the way, which seemed really scared.
I hummed a little tune and returned upstairs. Ren Xiaoyan, who was busy with everyone else, did not come back. She took the opportunity to lie down and prepared to rest. Before closing her eyes, Xiang Shaolong rushed in and hurriedly pulled me: " Why bother to help me see, I can't figure it out here."
"Huh?" I was dragged to the next door and pressed on a stool, only to realize that there was a QQ screen in front of me. The profile of a certain girl was being opened, and the screen name was'Moon', and there was a label of'Uncle Control' underneath. , I said inexplicably: "What does this mean?"
Xiang Shaolong rubbed his hands and said, "Hey, teach me."
"Teach you... Then, what do you want to do!"
Xiang Shaolong said: "Yesterday you said you asked me to pick up girls on the Internet. Then I found a suitable one. Am I the uncle? I just want to know how can I implicitly and euphemistically let the girl know that I want to pick her. But can't it be a waste of sentiment?"
I thought for a while, changed his screen name to'Bright', and told him: "Okay, it's done now, you can talk to her."
"Really?" Xiang Shaolong wondered: "It's that simple? Why can't I see it?"
"Cultural differences, how can you people of ninety years understand our thoughts for two thousand years-yes, you go, she knows you want to tease her, but I don't care if people want it or not!"
"Then I will try!" Xiang Shaolong eagerly sat in front of the stool and wrote a message: "Hey, can you talk about it?"
I didn't look happy anymore: "How can you do this?" I deleted the words he typed and changed the sentence: "Does the girl make an appointment?"
Ding Dong!
In less than ten seconds, the girl added Xiang Shaolong's QQ, and then came back in one sentence: "Who do you want to do?"
I replied: "Yes!"
"Think a fart—what does your name mean?"
"You should understand!" I continued with a smile on behalf of Xiang Shaolong: "Am I straightforward?"
The girl waited for a while before returning, with two words: "I'll take a look at the photo."
Xiang Shaolong and I all suddenly lit up: "There's a show!" After a few words, we took a photo with our mobile phone, but the girl quickly replied: "The handsome man is called the uncle. You call it like this. Uncle-bye bye or not!"
Then the head flashed and disappeared from the contact, leaving only Xiang Shaolong and I looking at each other: "Uh, you are probably too ugly."
Xiang Shaolong rushed and said: "What kind of look, am I still handsome if I am not handsome?"
I can only comfort him: "Small fresh meat is popular now, you kind of... ahem, it's really outdated," but I immediately added: "It's okay, let's look for it again-you see how suitable this name is. The name'sorrow' is very poetic-she is the only one, you can try again!"
As I said, I changed his name to "Feng" and quickly gave way: "You come to play, call me if you have anything."
Without waiting for him to speak, I turned around and went back to my house. As soon as I closed the door, I heard Xiang Shaolong howling like a pig: "Why, she called me a hooligan—why!"
"You click on the song on the moon and listen to it!" I laughed heartlessly: "There is a classic sentence in it-dry sadness!" (End of this chapter)