After a series of dissemination, revision, revision, and dissemination, King Zhou's will finally came down: "Xuan Bigan will bring Jiang Shang to the star-catching stage to meet."
I breathed a sigh of relief now. It’s the same when I look at Bigan. She wiped the sweat from her forehead, and her feet tremble a little when she stood up. Technically speaking, there should be hypoglycemia. I couldn’t help saying, "Master Bigan. , I suggest you bring a candy in your pocket later. If you come to see the king again, put it in your mouth first, so that when you get up, your eyes won’t turn black."
"You actually understand medical and divination matters, as expected!" Bigan was surprised for a moment, then waved his hand: "Although I don't understand what you said, I still have to tell you how I can eat when I meet the king. Things are too disrespectful."
"How is this eating? Tell you, you are sick, just stuff a candy," I shrugged, "It's up to you to eat, I don't care..."
The two of us were chatting with each other. It was already more than half an hour before the top was up. The top of the star-catching building was a roof garden, and the central hall was on both sides of the hall, and the rest were pavilions. Bigan took me to the ground again and yelled, "My lord, the minister, Bigan, knock on my lord."
People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and I can only shout aggrieved: "Long live the king!"
The curtains were pulled open, and a beard-faced big man paced out with joy, and at first he smiled at me: "You guy is quite good at talking!" Then he raised his hand to let Bi start: " Come, Agan, get up and hi."
I am Nima, he is actually Agan...
I honestly got up with Bigan. At this moment, King Zhou was already sitting on the stone bench by the railing of the building, and he picked up a cup of tea, "Aren't you on sick leave today? Why are you here?"
Bigan briefly explained the matter and asked for instructions: "My lord, this matter is a matter of life, so I can only come and ask you to decide."
King Zhou waved his hand briefly and roughly, "What is there to say, since everyone says that the old thing is the first to commit the cheap, it deserves to be beaten to death, let us also follow the public opinion, as for him to find out the source, it is a big deal. Forget it-what do you think?"
Bigan hesitated, "Is it too hasty for the king to decide the case like this?"
"Is it sloppy? Okay!" King Zhou accepted it humbly, nodded and said: "Then follow the old rules-come here, get the king's dice, let's decide the size!"
Bigan was moved a little and said: "This is much better-the king's admonition is like a model in the world, and the minister must record this matter in the history books, so that future generations will know the king's virtues."
King Zhou waved his hand at random: "No matter what, is this king the kind of reputation-fishing person?" He said he took the pair of dice handed over by the attendant, closed his palms and started squinting his eyes to prepare...
I was shocked by the rabbi drying the hem of his clothes, and said in a daze, "Birth, you don't really think that rolling dice is more reliable than just talking nonsense, do you?"
Bigan turned to look at my eyes, and said with a serious face: "Throwing dice is in accordance with the will of heaven. Isn't God's will greater than nonsense?"
I hummed angrily: "You can really bullshit!"
Bigan laughed and said nothing, I was desperately trying to stop the dice, but at this moment—
"Wait!" At this moment, a soft drink came from the hall, followed by a beautiful and stunning woman, in the popular saying: It's just like Fan Bingbing, not as beautiful as a person!
Needless to say, this must be Daji, the first person on the list of disasters for the country and the people!
Fan Bingbing... Uh no, Su Daji's face changed as soon as King Zhou came out, and he turned into a warm man from the foot-squeezing man, and said softly: "What do you think your mother has to say, do you think it's unfair? Choose whatever you want, I will enforce the law impartially and never favoritism..."
I shivered fiercely, the whole back was cold, and then I listened to Su Daji leisurely said: "My lord, I don't think this thing can be done like this-meritorious rewards, sins must be punished, how can you give things in a silly way? Why? Why don’t you let Jiang Shang prove his abilities. If he is truly talented, then reward him for being an official and let everyone know the great king’s abilities. Are you optimistic?"
"It's up to you," King Zhou turned his head and said to me, "Did you hear what the mother said? Come on, show it off!"
Hey, how do you tell me to show this? Although I am full of economics, it is a pity that my buddies are studying liberal arts, and the tricks of science and engineering are not available, and even if I am a science, it is useless—I didn’t go to university at all. How do you tell me to do it
It's okay to cook two dishes, but... Now one has no materials, and two, even if there are materials, I can’t prove my otherworldly identity. This is a fart—it can’t be said that Yuanshi Tianzun’s Yuxu Palace chief teacher catches demons and teaches cooking. This the fuck is not Lan Xiang!
I wrinkled my hair and thought hard, and suddenly my eyes fell on the golden cup in King Zhou's hand, and an idea came out in my heart. Apart from anything else, I immediately took the two cups and handed them to Bigan to find someone. Drill an eye in the middle, and then use a rope to connect to each other-so almost, two cups and a rope, the simple intercom that I learned in elementary school has become!
I handed a cup to King Zhou. I took the other one and ran out the length of the rope. I signaled King Zhou to put my ears into the cup, and then gently shouted into the cup: "The Yangtze River calls the Yellow River, and the Yangtze River calls it. Yellow River, OVER!"
King Zhou suddenly showed a look of surprise on his face, and he said in amazement: "I can hear it so far, Jiang Shang is really a god-what should I say, and what does the last'voucher' mean?"
"You can say'Yellow River received', the last sentence is a spell," I tried hard to please me in order to be an official: "You try?"
King Zhou moved up and said, "Yellow He got it!" Bigan on the edge reminded him: "Wa'er, King."
He immediately added: "Woowa'er."
I replied here: "The Yangtze River understands, is there anything wrong with the Yellow River? Wow."
King Zhou comes again: "It's okay, wow."
Me: "It's okay to understand, wow."
We and you were very happy with each sentence. King Zhou took this thing as much as a kid bought a new toy. Su Daji had come to try it out. I took the opportunity to suggest: "My lord, you say if you do it. It’s so nice to hang such a thing from the Star Picking Tower, wouldn’t it be so troublesome if you have something to say in the future?"
"It's reasonable, it's reasonable!" King Zhou Dayue said: "This thing is really amazing, and I will make it according to Aiqing's words-what is its name?"
"Uh, pager, King."
"Good name!" King Zhou said, "Jiang Shangjinxian has merits in pagers. Let's do this. I originally wanted to grant you the post of Superintendent of Heaven. But thinking that the pager was invented by you, I just added a driver supervisor. Head, the official position is called..."
I smiled bitterly: "Just don't call the old driver."
King Zhou and Daji glanced at each other, and laughed together: "Just this name, a good name-you will be the old driver of the driver's supervisor in the future, Guanju Sanpin."
I looked helplessly at Bi Gan, and he immediately congratulated me: "Congratulations, driver Jiang, this is a good name!"
I can only say: "It's okay-although the old driver doesn't sound good, it's better than the old machine supervisor!"
After Wang Wang was appointed official, he asked me to leave as usual, but Daji stopped me before he left, and then saw that this girl was entangled with Wang Wang, her lips vomited softly: "My lord, this Jiang Shang is capable. In this case, the appointment of officials alone is not enough to show the kindness of the king, why don't you give the house again?"
King Zhou nodded and said, "The idea is good, and the widow is right-Agan Aiqing, what do you mean by that?"
Bi Ganwei said: "I don't have this budget this year, my lord, now the fiscal deficit is already very serious, coupled with the inflation rate, our Chaoge's house prices have almost collapsed... Where can I still have money to give the old driver a house?"
"This..." King Zhou frowned instantly: "I will think about..."
I didn’t wait for King Bigan to discuss an idea, and I didn’t wait for Kong Rong to let Li. I didn’t expect Daji to intervene first: "Why is this difficult? Anyway, there are so many houses in our palace. Just let him live in any room." Is it—this way not only saves money on the room, but the king can also see him every day, why not do it?"
Damn it! What does this mean...
This is not the time to think about it, although I think staying in the palace will surely lead to a memorable love story, just like Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies, Wei Xiaobao and Jianning County Lord, Zhu Bajie and Miss Gao... But the risk is also It's huge, let alone Ren Xiaoyan alone, I can't deal with it, so at this moment, this second, I screamed out in a hurry:
"My lord, inventors need a quiet working environment, so it's better to live outside-just find an empty house, and you don't need to do this for me personally!"
King Zhou awakened and said: "So that's it! By the way, I have killed a lot of rebels recently, so I can find one for you--Agan, this matter will fall on you, okay?"
"Yes!"
King Zhou and Bigan answered and decided what happened to me. Daji wanted to say anything in vain, but she just smiled indifferently. It seemed that she didn't care about it and let us go.
After getting down to the Star Tower, Bigan asked me: "The houses left by the anti-thief recently include Fang Bi, Fang Xiang, and the old prime minister. Which one do you like?"
I thought for a while. As Jiang Ziya’s replacement, I am familiar with the fate of this girl. It is estimated that it will be the number of ways to flee to Xiqi soon. Before that, the purpose of staying in Chaoge was to gather our group together, so I Happily said: "Who is near the gate?"
"Then it will look pretty!" Bigan said straightforwardly: "Not only is his home close to the city gate, there is also a separate study room, which should suit your appetite."
"Hey, isn't Fang Xiang a strong man, why do you want a study?"
Bigan smiled and said, "You know the first and don't know the other. Although Fang Xiang is a strong man, he has a literary heart, so he has been writing serial novels for Chaoge Daily. Do you know what his pen name is? ?"
"do not know."
"Fang Xiang!" Bi Gan said proudly: "This girl changed a word-thought we didn't know it was him!" (End of this chapter)