The golden light was shining, and Xiong Er, who was the Hulk, couldn't help but was stunned. His eyes seemed to be all attracted by the piece of gold, his hands were frozen in the air, and after a while, he grabbed directly at the golden cake—"idiot, what are you doing? "Xiong's roar came from not far away, and then, his eyes fell on my hand, "My God, you actually delayed the killing because of a small amount of money! Are you a pure orc? ,Bear Two!"
Xiong Erxuan turned around and defended: "I need money! Xiong Da, we need money to learn advanced riding skills. My Void Drake will grow up soon, and I want to ride it!"
Xiong strode towards us and yelled as he ran, "You disappointed me too much, Xiong Er, is the money not ours for killing them—why did you stop?"
Xiong Eryi was stunned, "Yeah, I'm really an idiot... Xiong Da, you are so smart!" He smiled brightly at Xiong Da and found that Xiong Da did not look at him. His eyes were from his shoulder. Straight forward, Xiong Ercang turned around anxiously, but saw that the four of us had already escaped from the house, and at this moment, we were desperately drilling towards the forest.
While he and Da Xiong were asking and answering questions, we had already slipped away...
Xiong Er roared like thunder, slapped his chest like a gorilla, and chased us quickly, followed by his brother—after turning into the Hulk, the speed of the two of them did not slow down, but even more. Quickly, I heard the bangs on the ground quickly approaching, I quickly scanned the distance between the forest and us, and came to a sad conclusion:
"Really, even if these two guys don't speed up the sprint, we will never escape!"
I decisively prepared to hand the supporting Ren Xiaoyan to the space-time chicken, and then went to the Manch Arm to block the car again, but at this time, the space-time chicken suddenly stopped, turned around, and showed a surprised expression on the back of Xiong Da Xiong Er: " You are finally here! Hurry up, beat them up..."
The two bears brushed the brakes together, turned their heads, and focused on guarding against the attack behind...
"Who is it?" The three of us also slowed down and turned backwards. Before our heads turned, the empty chicken had already chuckled down and sprang up. We ran and yelled, "Quick flash, I lied to them!"
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The Hulk found that the deceived quickly chased it up again, but because of the brake just now, the distance between us was lengthened again, so the four of us rushed into the forest without any risk-originally thought we would enter the forest. It's safe, but what I never expected was that there was a crackling tree breaking out of the forest. The two bears had already desperately rushed in to the download address of the 31 novel app!
No way, only keep running...
"Paralysis, triathlon!" We were out of breath and miserable, I couldn't help but spit out while running: "It's not working anymore, Brother Qiang, should you resist it?"
The strong bald cried out: "I can stop it early! Don't place any hope on me, okay, it's really useless..."
"I don't want you to be on guard, I want you to lead them away!" Chronicles also breathed out the weapon: "You run to the right, it is best to run and curse, so that all their attention is focused on you. On the body-it is better to die one than to die all, you can fulfill us!"
Bald Qiang was taken aback for a moment, and then he asked, "Why didn't you go? I saved you somehow, so why should you retaliate this time?"
I thought about it: "That's OK, we repay you-the left side!"
I, Ren Xiaoyan, and Time and Space Chicken whizzed around and screamed to the left. The strong bald head was too late to turn, so I could only hold onto a tree and finally turn the direction away before following us again. When I speed up for a few minutes to catch up with us, this girl couldn’t help it. Yelled: "You are too shameless, you actually threw me away..."
Me: "Didn't you let us distract the two bears?" Time and Space Chicken also said: "Yes, why are you following up again?" Only Ren Xiaoyan is more shallow, and I am embarrassed to say: "We are sincere..."
Take a look at the bald head, let's take a look at Ren Xiaoyan, and helplessly said: "Count you cruel-I don't want you to repay me, right?"
The four of us are not big, so we drilled through the woods and rushed through the dense branches, hoping to block the two burly stupid idiots with the dense branches, but things were counterproductive, and things here are like bone maggots chasing after them. , We can only continue to hurricane at the end, regardless of the number of branches in the south, east, north and west, but when we reacted, we already rushed out. Outside the forest is a huge rock platform with a length of ten meters, followed by a vast abyss, a huge The waterfall rushed down from the opposite side, arousing a huge splash of water.
This is the Jedi, we have nowhere to escape!
My mind turned, I just wanted to follow Zhou Xingchi’s method to quickly turn around and go back, change the direction and then walk with the two Hulks in the middle of the forest. Before I could put them into action, the sound of clacking and clacking came from the forest, the two Hulks. Drilling out of it one after another, eagerly roared: "Look where you are going!"
I can only resort to the old trick: "Can I choose how to die?"
"No!" Xiong Er roared: "I'm going to eat you, if you choose cremation, I still eat farts-you are not allowed to choose, you can only honestly be eaten by me!"
"You are too tough!" I dissatisfied: "Can we die before a wish?"
"Why?" The two Hulks roared: "You weak humans are not qualified to make demands! Wish belongs to the strong, belongs to our tribe, you are just food!"
My mind suddenly moved: "Eh, it seems that if I have a unique skill, wouldn't it be possible to fool these two goods and let us go? But, what should I compare with, cooking is not good, these two guys probably won't be able to eat Good or bad, it’s not better than the knife. Their claws are much sharper than mine, so what else? Oh, I’m so sad..."
When we were all racking our brains to think, Bald Qiang suddenly said coldly: "Believe it or not, I can make you laugh with one sentence, and then make you cry with another sentence!"
"A word? Laugh? Cry? Hahahaha..." The two bears were taken aback on the spot, and then they all started to laugh. The posture was like hearing the most funny thing in the world, and it took a long time to gradually stop and say: "You stinky bald head If you dare to say such a thing, don’t you be afraid of being eaten alive?"
The bald head calmly said: "Don't believe it? Then let's take a gamble. If I can do it, let's go?"
"If you said that we don't laugh or cry?" Xiong Da said viciously: "It's cheaper to eat alive!"
The bald head said fiercely, "How about I roasted my hands and feet for you to eat?"
Xiong Daxiong Er glanced at each other and said in unison: "Okay! You said this yourself!"
We were stunned by the exchange of two bears. To be honest, the bald-headed appearance is not amazing. I really don’t see his extraordinary ability. Although it is easy to cry and laugh, it is difficult to do it in one sentence. It's really big-besides, since this matter has already been said, there is no sense of mystery at all, what if they don't cry or laugh, isn't it sent to the door
We were just about to persuade him, but Bald Qiang waved his hand at us and resolutely said: "Don't worry, I can do it-you just believe that I can't do it once, it's a chance to prove myself!"
The determination, determination, and certainty in his tone touched me deeply. I couldn't help but be infected by his expression. After nodding heavily, I resolutely chose to believe him: "Okay! Go!"
Bald Qiang and I looked at each other deeply, and nodded their heads similarly: "I will not let down your trust!"
"It's okay," I smiled, and then yelled at the two bears: "Hey! He just represents him. If it doesn't work, I won't admit it!"
Strong bald head: "You are paralyzed!"
The bald head moved his arms, and Xiong Daxiong stared at him intently. We know that the final decisive moment has arrived! In the final analysis, although we have a chance to deny the account after a bald defeat, we really can’t do anything. For the opportunity to enter the World Cup, even if we don’t want to admit it!
Then, Bald Qiang finally moved...
He slowly approached the two of them step by step, then lowered his voice and said, "My thing is bigger than yours!"
Shock! Shocked! The whole world is damn shocked!
One second is very long, but very short. After this second of silence around the world, thunderous laughter erupted from the edge of the forest. Not only the two bears and the big bears laughed, but even the space-time chicken and I rolled around laughing. , Ren Xiaoyan blushed and covered her mouth and snickered—the two goods are almost catching up with the durians, and the bald-headed Qiang dare to say that they are bigger than them. This is too weird!
The full laughter lasted for nearly a quarter of an hour. After we calmed down a little bit, the bald head turned his back to us and pulled his pants down, exposing his stuff to the two bears...
There was another second of silence, and then—
Xiong Daxiong Er burst into tears in an instant, crying so horribly, he fell to the ground and squatted and howled: "How is it possible! My God, how is it possible, he is really bigger than us!"
The rest of us: "... Fuck!"
The bald head put on his pants calmly, turned around and smiled triumphantly at us: "Let's go, we have already won."
We followed him towards the forest in a daze, preparing to go home all the way back. When passing by Xiong Daxiong Er, we saw these two guys taking out a mirror and taking pictures from there. We also asked: "Magic Mirror, Mirror, tell me, Who has the biggest thing?"
A voice in the magic mirror said: "Didn't I say, you two brothers are the biggest!"
"Dare to lie to me!" Xiong roared furiously, and he picked up the magic mirror and slammed it on the ground, only to hear a loud bang. The magic mirror shattered countless pieces, and every piece was repeated: " You are the biggest... You are the biggest... You are the biggest..."
These are the things between Xiong Da Xiong Er and the magic mirror of the magic stick version. We didn’t mix it up, we just kept drilling towards the forest—but we never expected that we drilled less than 20 meters. The two Hulks actually chased up again, and venomously stopped in front of us: "Can't go!"
We were immediately dissatisfied: "What do you mean, you still want to go back? Quality, pay attention to quality!"
"Yes, we just want to regret it!" Xiong Daxiong said in unison: "Because we have no quality!" (End of this chapter)