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If Xiong Daxiong Er does not change body, we will fight to the death or have a little chance of winning. Although it is very small, after they transform, their chances of winning will be completely gone. This situation is the same as that of China Lottery. It seems that there is a way but there is no way. , Everyone should understand
But now in this situation, my legs are shivering and my feet are cramping. I have to fight if I don't want to fight... I don't have the strength to run. I want to fight hard, so I can die with dignity!
Facing the two green hairs who were gearing up to prepare for the meal, I gritted my teeth and pulled out the knife. Ren Xiaoyan also took out two fire chopsticks from her pocket. She picked up a brick with her bald head, and even the time and space chicken squatted. Next, I started to tie my shoelaces and prepare for a big fight. I took a deep breath and wanted to mobilize everyone...
"Time and space chicken, you are paralyzed, your kid is tying your shoes because he wants to run, right?" I suddenly reacted and yelled angrily: "Stand in front, or I'll kill you bastard right away!"
At this time, the sky suddenly dimmed, and the shining moonlight was obscured by something unknown—the “things” we’re talking about here is absolutely different from the “things” we started talking about with a bald head. I promise—the darkness falls in an instant, we are all Including the two Hulks looking up blankly, they saw a huge cliff suddenly appearing behind the Hulk, towering and dark, with two big lanterns hanging on it!
Then, the two lanterns flashed suddenly, and a truck-sized hole appeared below. The hole was red, red, white and white. The upper and lower rows of stalactite-like teeth showed a train-like tongue between the breaths...
My mother, this is actually a fluffy head, a huge orangutan head!
Everyone present was dumbfounded, and the audience was dead. This guy came out and we were still messing up. Although the lottery was hacked for the first prize, at least the second prize and the third prize were left. This guy came out and we were basically equal to the plane. Wrecked: Either there is no fart, or there is no hair left, there is no third way.
The woods are dense with sparse edges. We are no exception. We were scared to death by this huge orangutan, and saw a sway in the woods. Suddenly, a huge black wolf sprang out, more than two meters high and nearly 4 meters long. It looked like an extended SUV. When the giant wolf saw our group of dumbfounded goods, he let out a long scream of excitement: "Woo~~oooo~~~"
Time and Space Chicken shuddered and lost his voice: "Damn! This is calling someone to have a dinner!"
"No way!" Bald Qiang immediately trembled: "Two giants, one King Kong and one giant wolf-if we add one piece, even if one thousand catties are not enough, how can we still call people?"
"Then the reinforcements are here, I have to take a mouthful!" Ren Xiaoyan said desperately: "I don't want to die, why bother, I really don't want to die..." I can only say: "You can confirm this, I don't have this kind of hobby!"
We were making a dying speech, and we saw the giant wolf suddenly jumped up high and flew towards us-and then a scene that shocked us appeared. The target of the giant wolf's pounce was not us, but the orcs. Big Bear Two!
With a flutter, Xiong Da was overturned to the ground, and King Kong also grabbed Xiong Er with a roar, and slammed it down on the ground-just listening to the sound of the puff, Xiong Er was smashed into a picture. The painting, stiffly embedded in the blunt mud!
It's over with Xiongda—the giant wolf is too fast, the Hulk version of Xiongda hasn't reacted at all. The giant wolf has bit his throat, his jaws are closed, and with a shake of his head, the Hulk's head is connected. Half of the trachea was pulled out of the cavity, and dropped off the cliff...
We were frightened. The two Hulks became the primary target of attack because of their burly stature, but it doesn't mean that we are okay. Isn't that stupid if we don't leave at this moment? So after a short pause, everyone turned around and rushed into the woods, continuing to ignore their heads and start screaming for their lives!
I just took Ren Xiaoyan and ran less than ten meters away. I tripped under my feet. The whole person and Ren Xiaoyan fell to the ground. The moment I got to the ground, I saw the giant wolf had been chasing up from the corner of my eye, and I couldn’t help but scream. Ren Xiaoyan pushed hard and pulled the knife out on the spot. Before she got up she started shouting: "Dead dog, have the ability to attack Grandpa, don't scare women!"
The giant wolf puffed down in front of me, and suddenly uttered, "Hey, why did you recognize me?"
I was taken aback, "How do you know what my name is? Who are you?"
Of course Ren Xiaoyan didn't run, she followed me and said at a loss: "Are you a fairy or a monster, how do you know why he is called?"
The giant wolf grinned, and suddenly shouted: "Balala energy—Sarosara—Little Demon Immortal—the whole body has changed!"
… It burst out with a strong flash of light all over its body, the fluff was constantly fading into the body, the wolf kiss became shorter and the teeth retracted, the nails, ears, etc. all retracted into the body, and the sound of vomiting and vomiting in the mouth gradually became A naked person-at the same time, King Kong gradually faded away from the appearance of a beast, becoming smaller and shorter, showing the same human appearance!
The faces of King Kong and Giant Wolf became clearer and clearer, and Chronicles suddenly yelled: "Oh, isn't this a supreme treasure? I remember that he has three moles on the sole of his foot-isn't it?"
The person the giant wolf turned into angrily said: "Can you fucking ignore my ass!"
Time and Space Chicken was not annoyed when he heard the words, only laughed a few times: "Then you have the ability to turn around!"
"You are paralyzed..." Zhi Zun Bao is familiar with the shamelessness of Time and Space Chicken, so he didn't dare to say more, so he turned his face to me and said with a smile: "Brother, borrow a piece of clothing."
I was overjoyed and compassionate too fast and too exciting. Even a battle-tested fighter like me was a bit unbearable. He immediately took off his coat and threw it to him. Then he heard the side and yelled: "I want me too. Yes-the size of the bald head is about the same, I want his."
The giant wolf turned into a supreme treasure, but King Kong turned into a peasy boy, but I don’t know who he is... When the bald-headed force took off his clothes and put on him, I hesitated and said, "Uh, you don’t It will be Wolverine, how come you have become a little boy?"
"Why don't you get me wrong, he is not Wolverine, he is my son!" Zhizun Bao Lengding interrupted, explained the sentence without thinking, and then directly directed to the child: "Son, introduce yourself to you. Who."
The boy Douding wrapped in the bald-headed clothes and stood up, bowed to us, and said loudly: "Hello, uncles and aunts, my name is Monkey King. My dad and I are here to ask everyone to help us—come. The aliens from the planet Vegeta are coming soon. Although I have studied with Uncle Piccolo for a long time, I always feel that we can’t beat it. Fortunately, I met Dad... Please save our planet!"
I took a sigh of relief: numb, the supreme treasure fell off the island country for a long time. The timeline over there happened to be when Monkey King died and studied at the world king god, so I brought this kid over—then. It's no surprise. On the night of the full moon, the father and son became a giant wolf and a giant ape. This is really more suitable!
I can only nod: "Then what... Vegeta has only one fighter coming this time, right, when?"
Sun Wufan broke his fingers and settled: "There is almost a month left, and the realm king said that there is only one, and it is my second uncle who is here."
Us: "Uh, second uncle?"
Sun Wufan nodded and pointed to Zhi Zun Bao: "Daddy's brother, isn't it the second uncle?"
Seeing us chatting very happily, Bald Qiang also dispelled the initial worries and came to him. Hearing this, he immediately explained: "It should be the uncle, right?"
I waved my hand carelessly and concluded: "His uncle and his second uncle are both his uncles, and the uncle and the second uncle are both uncles-let's not toss at this time. What should I do in a hurry: Bald head is strong, you Take the Chronicle Chicken and Monkey King to check and see how the orc’s Dark Gate is going. If it should be destroyed, we will destroy it; let’s go back to the wooden house first, pack up some things to fill our stomachs, and then go back to Chao Song together. ."
…
Two hours later, we had already returned to the wooden house and burned in the ruins. Ren Xiaoyan barely cooked the food found in the ruins in a pot. The rest of us gathered together and looked at the knife in Sun Wufan’s hand. , A blue and green half-curved scimitar, with two incomprehensible characters engraved on the blade.
I played with the knife for a while and asked, "So, this knife was found on the guy who came out of the door?"
The bald head nodded strongly: "Yes, I didn't even know about touching the corpse. Fortunately, Time and Space Chicken reminded me that I almost missed such a good knife without touching it."
"It's really good," I gestured with the knife, regretting: "It's a pity, this knife should be two according to the design, one is left and the other is right, we can't make a pair..." "Don't go to fix the door ?" Zhi Zun Bao suggested next to him: "Then bring the two over again?"
The bald head shook his head and said: "Don't say that this door has been smashed by us. Even if it is intact, it is difficult for you to get it. Not every soldier can drop an orange outfit, okay, only BOSS-level ones. That's it."
I was curious: "You killed a boss? Is it difficult?"
Sun Wufan smiled and said: "Fortunately, I have been fighting for several minutes in my transformation. Fortunately, I can hold them and they attacked by the side. Otherwise, it would be really troublesome-by the way, I heard him say what his name was before he died. Illidan Stormrage..." He turned his head and asked Bald Qiang: "Do you know this name?"
"Ilidan Stormrage?" Bald Qiang suddenly took a breath: "It's actually him! Luckily, fortunately, he just came out and we rushed there, or it's too late... Thank God, thank God, I will go kill the pig and repay my god tomorrow. Ah, thank you!"
Looking at the bald head's strong reaction, I spread my hands: "Well, needless to say, this guy must be the boss!"
Bald Qiang said excitedly: "Sure! Since the War of the Ancients, Illidan Stormrage has been working hard to defeat the Burning Legion. He is one of the night elves who fought the Burning Legion, but he took extreme methods. But it was completely different from all night elves. His firm determination drove him to leave his people and make a contract with the legion. In this way, he gained more powerful strength and understood the weakness of the demon, but he The night elves have also been regarded as a betrayer to the people forever. After defeating the Burning Legion, the night elves imprisoned him to prevent him from harming this traumatized world."
"The word count is good, so you should know what this knife is?"
"Warblade of Azzinoth, commonly known as the egg knife!" Bald Qiang said affirmatively: "This is the only weapon that can face Frostmourne without any damage. The orange legendary rank, two Azzinoth battles. The queen can get the'Glorious Achievement-Warblade of Azzinoth'."
I blurted out: "What's the use of this achievement?"
Bald Qiang thought for a while, "This is the necessary equipment for **Feidan to make this dish, otherwise this dish will not be done!"
"Ah? Chicken Feidan Fight?" I hurriedly asked: "How?"
"It's difficult, but fortunately I know!" The bald head squinted his eyes and said solemnly: "Let a chicken stand on a branch to lay eggs. When the egg falls in the air, use this knife to break the egg, while the egg is still cold. Just break the shell into the frying pan and make... ”
"The only use of this knife is... uh, beating eggs?"
"Or else? Why do you think it is called an egg knife? Why don't you beat eggs?!" (End of this chapter)