The change from seven hundred and sixty-five to five hundred and eighteen hit me hard, and the mood of taking a shortcut is gone. Honestly, I return to the main entrance from the side door and step on small steps to go home. The market street is already scarcely human. , There was nothing else except the vegetable leaf packaging bag. When I walked, the wind was still up. I hit Xuan'er and smashed some bits and pieces at me. The ghosts on the street where there was no one were even invisible. .
As soon as I arrived at the alley, three people suddenly walked out of the shadows on the side of the street, surrounded me in the shape of a character, a thin flower shirt, and the three people’s six-pinned moustaches were all trembling and squeaking underneath their nest. The elongated object, standing on three sides without talking, all stared at me.
I wondered: "I blocked you from fighting the landlords?"
The middle-aged man with mouse eyes curled his lips and hummed, "Why are you?"
I guessed: "It's me—Miss, that's boring. Is it really fun to scare?"
Three tall, all grinning, snapped out three dazzling, cold objects out of the newspaper roll-two of them were plastic pieces sandwiched with long iron pieces, often appearing when vendors cut chutes from whole apples. When people taste it; finally the shape is even stranger, the thin iron skin is rolled into a half-triangular groove, although it is bluffing, but the short and thin watermelon skin can't be peeled-uh, it seems to be What about pineapple prickles
I smiled and said: "What do you mean, brothers, intimidation, kidnapping or bullying? Even if you want to get some decent guys, it would be too casual to borrow a fruit stand for training?"
The faces of the three guys were a little red, and one of the hooked noses calmly said: "Stop talking nonsense, why bother, we are here to take your life!"
When these words were spoken, the three grandson’s fierceness was immediately revealed, and the villain’s aura instantly became strong. Once I heard it, he was not a good person in this book. According to common sense, good people and bad people can be seen from the lines. The dialogue gap between the two is very different, even five. The Great God White can’t let the villain kill the protagonist by shouting, “I’m going to take your dog’s life for Tianxingdao”, or when the protagonist yells “Your little junior is mine” when the villain is killing the protagonist. Bar
I was stunned and immediately understood: These three are all killers, and they are all killers who came here to kill me!
This sluggish moment obviously satisfies the dark side of the three killers' hearts. They all laughed together, and the posture of standing upright became a little rest. The knives slapped their hands and hit ROP, and the style of painting suddenly changed from the stab Qin to the ancient puzzle of Causeway Bay. Fighting for territory, I have also changed from a kind of panic to a little bit of anxiety...
Could it be that the legendary mental retardation aura was launched, and the villain's IQ went straight to the thinking mode of Big Big Wolf
Mentally handicapped halo: One of the 108 types of halo the protagonist has. The enemy's IQ within the halo area is reduced. They should not take action when they should be shot. Initiate at the juncture, and the purpose is one-to allow the protagonist to survive and continue to complete his reasonable or unreasonable adventure, and to save the world with a one-hundred one, while the villain digs a hole with his head upright and buries himself.
In this case, I have to follow the routine. There are generally two ways to crack: Either my relatives and friends rush to the scene to rescue the car, or the wrong passers-by, A, B, C, Ding and Ding pull the knife to help-speculate the first possibility from the current situation The sex is the greatest, as long as I can drag it to death, then Xiao Zuanfeng and Loli Xi will surely rush to save me in time!
Just when I made up my mind and was going to grind, the last of the trio of murderers said in a weird manner: "Since you and our three brothers only came here this time, I am going to give you some preferential treatment... Choose your own way of death. ,Not bad right?"
"Choose by yourself?" I was so happy that I couldn't find Bei in an instant, and my face was as old as before: "Really?"-Really! It's really the legendary aura of the mentally retarded! Oh My God! My land! My Bodhisattva and God! Love you guys! !
Ying Hook's nose nodded proudly: "Our three little dog brothers are by no means a vain name. Since you have promised to choose, you will definitely satisfy you-whether you want to be hanged, strangled, hacked, stabbed or burned to death, no Unable to do it, only unimaginable!"
"Oh, Lenovo's advertising words are all up, you know a lot, buddy," I pretended not to believe: "But I just don't believe it!"
Mournful eyebrows said angrily: "You dare to question the integrity of our three brothers!?"
"How rare! I didn't hear that the first time I arrived, I was forced to dig my heart out."
"What do you want?"
I pondered for a moment, then hesitated and said: "Unless you swear?"
"Swear, swear, who is afraid of whom..."
The three little dog brothers took turns to swear, and then I realized that Ya San’s name is actually foreign, and it’s of the Oriental style-the mouse-eyed dog Junichi wolf, the hook nose is the little dog **wolf, the last one. The frowning eyebrow is the little dog laughing too wolf, the wolf dog killer from the underworld, this kind of evil spirit is collectively called Yasha in the underworld, so the three of them are...
The three Inuyasha brothers!
After swearing, the little dog ** wolf eagle hooked nose slapped the knife in his hand and frowned at me: "Okay, now we have sweared, and your heart is at ease. Come on, why die?"
I smiled and said, "Brothers have worked hard! In that case, I'll say it?"
"Say it!" The three grandsons said together.
"Really?"
"Hey, can't you tell me?" The three little dogs began to look anxiously: "Why don't you just say hello to the guy in your hand?"
"Yes, I say, I said," I coughed twice, and the four words came out lightly: "It's okay to die, right?!"
Three grandsons: "..."
Swipe the three pairs of six eyeballs all straight, and they are equal to the solution of the quadratic equation of one element in the Cartesian coordinate system. They are sharper than Simpson’s eyeballs. At this time, a sneeze must hit the wall completely. It's still open, making the sound of the song when Zhugege started riding a horse, ah wa wa wa wa wa wa-
"Brothers are wise! So what, I'm going to speed up the road to death now and continue to encourage, you are free!"
The moment I caught the three Cangsun’s straight lines, I was full of mouths and looked around and said that his way started to slip, and when he was passing by the mouse's eye, he suddenly moved, and the plastic block sandwiched the iron strip and cut through the air directly. In front of me, I shuddered and retreated back to the original place—according to the novel routine, this is called homing!
Mouse eyes crossed his eyebrows and said angrily: "Hey, you almost walked in carelessly. We are killers. What do you mean by killing people after a long time?"
"Why can't it?" I began to snarly: "I want to choose to die of thirst for a long time?"
Yinggou's nose said angrily: "That's different! Although it takes a long time to die of thirst, we can at least control it? Putting it under the sun is different from the time of death in a shady place, which indirectly means we acted."
I hesitated: "Would you like to make a smoking plan for me. If you can't do it, you can also arrange for the triglycerides and blood sugar levels to help you?"
Mournful eyebrows said with joy: "This is a way..."
Mouse Eye and Eagle Hook's nose shouted in unison: "Shut up!"
The three Cangsun turned their heads to look at me together, and approached slowly, each grabbing the handle of the plastic block. At this time, if any of them took out a watermelon and cut the four teeth into my pieces, I wouldn't be surprised—too In response to the occasion, not cutting melons and vegetables is simply unreasonable!
I reminded in a deep voice: "Don't forget your oath."
Mouse eyes sneered: "Do you know where we are from?"
When I moved in my mind, I couldn't calm down in an instant: "Oh! I forgot that you are a native of Dongying Island. Talking and farting are the same. It is your instinct to say nothing!"
Congratulations: "You finally understand..."
Mouse Eye and Eagle Hook Nose shouted again: "Shut up!"
At this moment, from the corner of my eye, I saw two figures flying out of the alley erraticly. It was Xiao Zuanfeng and Lori Xi-thank goodness, I finally dragged out the first possibility, my relatives and friends. Friends, brothers and sisters caught up with the routine in time!
Just as I saw them, Lori Xi had already strode towards us, and the fork in her hand shook in the wind and became more than two meters long: "Stop! Rats look at it-vomit!"...
She also added a nasty posture.
"You too!" The three dogs exclaimed, and the mouse eyes and hook nose immediately rushed up, holding the killing weapon of the fruit stand and fighting Lolita!
Hey! what! Hehehe! Hahaha!
The rest of the eyebrows were not idle, holding a pineapple cut in his hand and greeted me: "Don't run!"
"I'm stupid! Isn't your mother talking nonsense?!"
I whizzed and went behind, Xiao Zuanfeng held the mop that we cleaned in the morning and handed him over—this movement had already alarmed the people in the surrounding communities, and some people started to take pictures with their mouths. The inside yelled and helped: "Do you want to be shameless! Your city manager has the ability to fight DYD, what kind of hero is it to bully the peddler here?"...
Although these three Dongying little dog brothers are of bad character...erh no, they are not good at ghosts, but their skills are really not covered. The little diamond wind hasn't been in danger even after ten tricks on the hand of the funeral eyebrow. Lixi didn’t change her body, and she was beaten up in misery. The left and the right branch was defeated, and her vomiting situation from time to time completely dragged her down—I watched it next to me for less than a minute and then started stomping: "Transformed, ah. You are about to transform!"
Lolita opened the iron piece that pierced her left rib, and said angrily: "I'm not just here, I haven't adapted, I can't change at all. If I could transform, I would have cleaned them up-vomit!"...
I scratched my head anxiously: "Hey, I got motion sickness after coming up with you!"
After entangled with Lori Xi for dozens of strokes, Mouse Eyes and Eagle Hook Nose can also see that she can't deal with it in three or five ways, so she immediately moved other thoughts and forced Lori to retreat with one stroke in Mouse Eyes. After three steps, this guy suddenly accepted the move, and Chang Xiao pounced at me, while Ying Hook Nose used all his best to stop her—in an instant, Lori Xi and Xiao Zuan Feng screamed:
"Why (king) run!"
You said, I am the kind of person who runs away as soon as they call it
No, absolutely not!
I have been staring at their fierce battle, just when the mouse's eyes turned and ran, Lori Xi and Xiao Zuanfeng had no time to shout out that voice, I had already ran away, and did not hesitate—
Still need them to remind? Humph, I'm so underestimated!
However, I miscalculated...
The mouse’s eye speed is very fast, which is not something I can run. It fully reflects the speed of the wolf and the ferocity of the dog. I ran to the outside of the market and he caught up with him. I really had no choice but to curl up. In a corner, waving a brick screamed: "You, you, don't come over..."
Mouse Eye sneered and said, "Scream! No one will come if you break your throat!"
I panicked and looked around: "Broken throat! Broken throat!"
The mouse glanced left and right, disdainfully said: "Do you really think there is someone?"
I said helplessly: "Then what do you say to me? It's the same for you!"
The mouse eye calmly said: "That's-hum, if that's the case, then you just accept your fate!" Seeing him holding the iron piece to prepare, I waved my hand hurriedly: "Why don't you give me a trick?"
Mouse Eye said sincerely: "Judge yourself, at least suffer less."
I looked toward the alley with no love. The fighting over there was still fierce. The two distraught were both at the end of the wind. The eagle-hooked nose and the hanging eyebrows of Dongying swordsmanship were completely unfolded. The whole street was shrouded in sword light, and the distance was very wide. Far away, even if the two of them can rush over now, they can only see my dying struggle and blood pouring to the vegetable market...
but!
The magical turning point in the net writing routine has appeared at this moment as always!
Suddenly walked out from the vegetable market. Two gluten white vests lined with bulging wheat-colored muscles. Although the shorts were dirty, the background color was still white. In addition to the kicked flip flops, the eyes were erratic and electric. , The folding stool carried upside down in his hand reflected his inner unrestrainedness-two tendons came out, a finger with his hand, and yelled and kicked the flip flops towards us: "Boy, look for it."
I saw it at a glance: Routine, this is routine ah my god, God!
There is no need to guess, no second words, this must be the uncle Ximen who came to the rescue.
Since a small drill can become a small meat, why can't Ximen Fuxue be a flip-flop muscular man, and if you look at it, this is a posture of pulling a knife to help, what reason do I have to doubt
The second of the typical routine, passers-by see injustice on the roads of A, B, C, Ding, and now I have two major tricks to work together.
At that moment, I was so excited that I was about to catch up with the new fathers outside the delivery room of the hospital, "Brother, I want to kill you!"
(PS: First, who knows what is the relationship between the three grandsons of Little Dog Junyi Wolf, Little Dog ** Wolf, Little Dog Laughing Too Wolf? Reply Replies! Second, who is this here? Ximen Chuuxue or passers-by A, B, C, Ding? ) (End of this chapter)