The full name of Master Wen is Wen Zhong, and Emperor Yi, the father of King Shang Zhou, died in 30 years. He is the veteran of the three dynasties. He is both civil and military, with equal prestige. He sits down with Mo Qilin and uses both male and female whips to rule the entire Shang Dynasty. North Korean army.
In his childhood, this man had been under the sect of Our Lady of the Golden Spirit of Biyou Palace. After fifty years of study, he went down the mountain to assist Emperor B. As the elder of Tuogu, a man of boundless power, even King Zhou respected him for three points. He and Huang Feihu were called the double bii of both civil and martial arts of the Yin and Shang dynasties, and he almost defended the Jiangshan and Shiji of the Yin and Shang dynasties on their own.
He spent his entire life in the South and the North, but he died in the Dragon Ridge during the West Expedition in Xiqi. He died in the fire pillar of the god of fire made by Yunzhongzi. Many of his followers were also lost in the interpretation of Jiang Ziya and others. Since then, the hand has sounded the death knell for the destruction of businessmen.
As one of the important ministers of the Shang Dynasty, I know the history of Taishi very well. When King Zhou mentioned it, I immediately remembered it-in the face of such a big man, how dare I neglect, and immediately replied: "Back to Taishi, Japanese On the big island in the east of the East China Sea, if Fang Yuan waits for the land of our four great princes, it is a pity that the people are short and weak, so there is no way to be bullied to come to the door, but I can only send my help from the country. ."
Taishi Wen twisted his beard, and said in a deep thought, "So what is the skill of Flying Immortals?"
According to the plot in Fengshen Kingdom, Master Wen thinks highly of himself. If you say that your opponent is strong, it doesn’t matter. If you say weak, you won’t be interested, so I try to boast the Dao: "Very powerful. Opening the mountains and splitting the sea, the stars shifted, and the powerhouses of the Japanese kingdom had been exhausted in the last battle, and it must be irresistible."
"Oh? Very powerful?" Taishi Wen's eyes narrowed slightly, "How do you compare with me?"
I casually said: "It's hard to say..."
Master Wen laughed: "Then you mean we can't make it?"
I was overjoyed on the spot, hey, this old thing is obviously not convinced. It would be perfect to play like this-it can weaken the strength of Yin Shang and solve the attack of Vegeta by the way. It kills two birds with one stone and kills two birds with one stone. This It's wonderful!
But I didn't show it on my face. After saying this, I immediately raised my hand and said, "You said it yourself."
Taishi Wen looked around around, and suddenly said, "What do you think?"
The princes or candidates for the princes are the largest, and Nanbo Hou E Chongyu, who also had the most saliva just now, squeaked and said gruffly: "What are you doing? "
King Zhou laughed and said, "Nan Bohou's heroic spirit is not diminished back then, but this sentence is in line with people's wishes. Anyway, we have never been to the Japanese country. We might as well fight a battle. I believe it depends on our army. Immortal, even if one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals come, it is enough to fight!"
Everyone accompanies King Zhou with two hehes, and Beibo Hou Chonghouhu immediately followed the stick and said: "If the king likes it, then I will have nothing to say-Chen Chonghouhu, standing proudly in the snow, just for The king fragrant, loves the king’s love without complaint and no regrets, this love will last forever~ in my heart!" He stood up and clasped his fists: "Please be the striker!"
King Zhou was overjoyed: "Loyalty is commendable, loyalty is commendable..." He turned his face and asked Taishi directly: "Taishi, since the two masters have this intention, why don't we just stop talking?"
Master Wen said indifferently: "Don't worry, Great King, although Boyi Kao is a junior, but since we are sitting here today, let's listen to what he said?"
Obviously, King Zhou was very submissive to Taishi Wen. Even if he was dissatisfied, he did not show the slightest dissatisfaction. He was convinced, "The Taishi is safe, but the widow is anxious-who, what do you think?"
When King Zhou shouted, he immediately stood up from the last position. A young man who looked like a peach with red lips and teeth and white face was like a peach blossom. It must be a new generation of spring brother in modern times. Anyway, I can’t distinguish between men and women. After getting up, he first The slender, slender, willow man shook his head in front of everyone, and then he said like an eagle: "My lord, this matter feels a bit wrong to the minister..."
King Zhou's face changed suddenly, but before he could speak, Chonghou Tiger, who was next to him, slapped the table and shouted: "Bold young man, the king and us have already decided something. You dare to oppose it-are you already? Forgot about your father's end?"
Boyi bowed his eyebrows and bowed to his eyes, but his expression remained unchanged. He resolutely said: "Listening to Lord Hou, I think I was fought in this battle. Then I have to ask him how he fought well-let's Whether Yin Shang can get land, slaves, treasures, or something else-spending money to go thousands of miles away to fight for others, or fight a flying fairy, it doesn't matter how you look at it!"
Chonghouhu sneered and said, "Is it possible that the land of the land is Wangtu? After the defeat of the Japanese kingdom, isn't there another place? How can it be said that there is no benefit?"
Bo Yikao reminded: "Don't forget Hou Ye, this country and us are still separated by the sea and ocean!"
Chonghouhu was immediately choked by this question, and said angrily: "Then we should be the head office of justice-the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Who else can be the great king besides us to maintain world peace?"
Boyi test: "..."
Chonghou Tiger said that he won the Boyi exam, and King Zhou's expression eased, and he was about to discuss the dispatch of troops. At this time, Leng Ding heard that Taishi laughed a few times and said loudly: "What the Lord Chonghou said is that we The king really should take on the heavy responsibility of safeguarding world peace, but according to the wishes of the minister, safeguarding world peace should also be prioritized and close relatives. Since we want to include the Japanese kingdom in our dynasty, we can't send troops now!"
King Zhou Qi said: "What does the Taishi say?"
Master Wen smiled and said: "Majesty, the Japanese kingdom has not yet surrendered to us in the form of a credential, nor has it famously said that it will vassalize our country. Now the troops are sent to help. , Either wait for them to send troops after they vassalize our country, or simply wait for the Flying Fairy to kill them all. Wouldn't it be easy for us to go again?"
Everyone couldn’t help nodding their heads. Monkey’s face was very anxious, and even I was taken aback—I am indeed an old fox. This trick is too shameful, and a word is not leaking. If you don’t want to offend anyone, just take me. The trick was taken down... Paralyzed, what if he doesn't go, I can't help Piccolo and the resurrected Monkey King fight his brother first, right
I decisively yelled: "No, my lord!"
Everyone looked over, and said, "Old driver, do you think Taishi's words are wrong?"
"Uh, it must be right, what the Taishi said, but—" I coughed: "We will lose a lot if the country of Japan is destroyed..." "What's the meaning of this?" Wang Wang said: "What else do they pay attention to? ?"
I tentatively said: "My lord, do you know who invented the bikini?"
King Zhou was shocked when he heard the words, and lost his voice: "Is it a native of the Japanese country?"
I said, "Yes, it was invented by the Japanese people. The people of their country are very strong and there are many boys and girls. In order to breed offspring, women don’t wear clothes. They just wrap the sheets on the pillows and put them around their waists and go out. Who counts—their descendants don’t even use their names, and they use their surnames wherever they are born, what Tanabe, underground, mountain, Watanabe..."
"Huh?" All the important ministers, King Jiazhou, drooled together: "So good?"
"More than that!" I continued to blow: "They also invented various gameplays such as binding, hanging upside down, dripping wax, etc., which are extremely novel and even more **, *** ice and fire..."
"Needless to say!" King Zhou stood up fiercely: "I have already figured it out: the people of the country are living too poorly, we must save them... Intangible cultural heritage is also an object that needs to be protected, and they must not be annihilated. NS!"
"Yes!" Chonghouhu and E Chongyu yelled together and yelled together: "My lord, let me save them from the fire this time!"
King Zhou solemnly said: "This matter is of great importance, so you don't need to argue about it. The widows have to cover it yourself..." Halfway through the conversation, Daji coughed heavily beside him, and King Zhou's words slipped down and turned around: "... Uh, then that sacrifice to the heavens, and then send the old lady teacher to go on a horse-the old lady teacher, you will work hard, I beg you!"
The situation turned from bright to dark in an instant. Taishi Wen obviously didn't react. King Zhou promised to send troops too fast even if he wanted to stop him. At this moment, he listened to him personally and said helplessly: "Since the king speaks. …Oh, let’s go for a while, the old minister!"
King Zhou chuckled a few times, and immediately sat down to appease Daji, and waved at us: "The meeting is over, and we will go back to each family to find each mother-today I won't leave you for dinner!"
We all got up to say goodbye to King Zhou. He simply waved his hands, but Bo Yi glanced at him when he was taking the test. His eyes contained endless meaning. Needless to say, it should be this kid who remembered what he said-really worthy of it. It was the destined winner who was born with a mocking face. It would be damn difficult for me to save him!
Although I am expensive as a third-class old driver, my position is much lower than Taishi and Hou Ye. No one of them paid any attention to me. Taishi Wen took care of me and went out to order. The two Hou Ye met for a drink at night, Boyi. Kao also lowered his head and walked slowly. When I went out, only the waiter was waiting for me. As soon as I came out, I was greeted with joy and said, "My lord, you have done something again today!"
"What do you mean?" I curiously said: "This is also considered meritorious?"
"Yes, you have taken away the Taishi again!" The maid winked his eyes: "You don't know, the most feared by the king is that the Taishi will take care of him in the court. I don't know how happy it is to be able to get him out of war-you are afraid It's about to rise again!"
I smiled bitterly: "I don't care if I am promoted or not, don't be surprised..." I suddenly remembered something and asked: "By the way, did you notice the look in the king's eyes just now at the door? How is it, doesn't it feel? Quite uncomfortable with Boyi?"
"Hmm!" The attendant nodded heavily: "Do you know what constellation the king is?"
"Huh?" I was shocked: "Are you actually so advanced?"
"What the astrologer said," the servant said: "They are responsible for the divination of the astrology, telling us what constellation all the people in the central palace are, and then infer the character of the person according to the constellation-I have a good relationship with the astrologer, and the king’s constellation is He secretly told me!"
"Uh… "
The servant continued mysteriously: "Our king is a Virgo. People of this zodiac are the least guilty, and they must be reported. You must remember it!"
I blurted out: "...you are a virgin man for a long time!?" (End of this chapter)