Pandora's strategy really succeeded, and soon there was news that King Zhou had smashed pots and pans in the palace for half a night and suddenly ordered that Master Wen rushed to the country to fight the Vegeta with his soldiers overnight. And I have already set off-Dragon Ball is very important to whether we can bring the six princesses, so I simply asked Monkey King to rush over with the Supreme Treasure and Xiao Bone, and just try to get the Dragon Ball.
This is what I mean, but I know very well that the development of things is definitely more than that. Just relying on the relationship between Supreme Treasure and Monkey King, I will definitely help secretly, so I told him again before leaving, and gave him a sixteen-character account. policy:
"The enemy advances and I retreat, the enemy retreats and I advance, the enemy garrisons me, and the enemy retreats and I fight—under the premise of 100% guarantee to obtain the Dragon Ball, we should expand the results. It will be more perfect if Master Wen Tai kills!"
… After the inexplicable end of the little bone matter, it is estimated that King Zhou could temporarily let me go, so when I asked Shikongji to find the inside agent for news, I passed a note by the way and asked him to report to King Zhou tomorrow, saying that I was because Because of the missed opportunity to save the beauty, I was very upset in my heart. I confined myself and thought about it behind closed doors. I can't serve the king for the time being.
I finally got a good rest for two days, Nima, these few days are simply not a life for people, I got into the bed with beautiful vision, until the next morning knocking on the door, I found myself thinking too much. !
Because this numb waiter is here again, still early in the morning, still with a fucking smile on his face, opening his mouth is a congratulation...
●31 novel app download address ●"Didn’t I have all sinned against the wall, what are you doing again?" I scratched my hair like crazy, crying without tears: "You are taking me as a Sunday—thinking What are you doing, I won't die without letting me die, right?"
The waiter waited for me to scold and scold me, and then smiled and said, "My lord, I'm here to congratulate you-you don't know, the king laughed a lot after knowing that you were at home behind closed doors, and boasted that you are a big businessman. The hero, Hugu, specially ordered me to tell you that this is an old bastard's mistake and has nothing to do with you!"
"That's OK, I know," I bowed my head and waved: "Don't give it away..."
"Also, my lord, don't worry!" The waiter hurriedly held the door to prevent me from closing the door and getting my hands. have a look."
"What, Boyi test and offer treasure?" I sobered soberly: "Are you today?"
"Yeah, it's almost time to start now..."
I rushed back to the house without saying a word, and started to put on clothes on my head—Bo Yi’s test of offering treasures is a big deal. According to the development of the routine, it must be a death, but now the situation has changed drastically. It's a good thing that Xiqi bad Shen Gongbao!
I put on my clothes in three steps in two steps, rushed and boarded the carriage with the waiter, and when I went out to see the time and space, the chicken yawned from the crack of the door and left.
"Take people to the old place and wait for me, today is another hurdle!"
I know the treasures of Bo Yikao’s attack. They are the automatic sensor car, the sea king Jinzun anti-alcohol medicine and the white-haired monkey. The scientific names are Qixiang car, hangover felt, and white-faced monkey. The Qixiang car does not need to be driven by external force, does not need to be refueled and recharged. It can always walk without obstacles due to its own solar battery. It can change direction at any time according to the passengers' ideas. It comes with 360-degree full-angle reversing storage function and GPS positioning. In the later generations, countless Confucian generals favored-it is said that Zhuge Wuhou's car was made in imitation of this thing, but the function was not achieved.
As the name suggests, the biggest effect of sobering felt is to sober up. No matter how much you drink or how drunk you are, you can stay awake as long as you lie on it, and it protects the liver and liver. Just as Haiwang Jinzun’s advertisement says: good liver, good appetite That's great, when I have a meal, Beierxiang has a great body, and I can climb the fifth floor without breathing!
The third treasure is even more important. It is a pure white monkey. It is said to be good at rock and roll ROP, and can play discs and warm up. Rap, hip-hop, folk songs, hi music, heavy metal, post-modern and so on are all exquisite. Xiao, I have participated in countless times in Xiqi’s "I Am a Singing Monkey" competition, and he is a truly award-winning finisher... If you own this monkey, you can just call him to open a concert and you can receive the tickets. Soft hands, the value is evident!
Xiqi sent such a valuable treasure with only one purpose, which is to make King Zhou happy to let Bo Yi test his father Zhou Wen Wang. The goal was finally achieved, but the only pity was that Bo Yi test was chopped into meat sauce. Baozi—I have to save this kid. No matter how things go, I can’t let Shen Gongbao control Xiqi out, right
When I arrived at the hall, the treasure offering had already begun. It was the white monkey who was performing at the time. I saw this monkey standing in the middle of the hall, holding a six-string guzheng in his hands, and paws on it, pulling out a sense of rhythm. , Eyes closed tightly, the whole person... Uh no, the whole monkey was intoxicated in his singing:
"...I want it, what's the use of this iron rod~~I want it, how about this change~~It's still uneasy, or low-key~~~The gold hoop is the head, I want to say it~~~"
At the end of the song, everyone clapped and applauded. King Zhou also closed his eyes slightly, muttering like a dream: "Good song! Good song!"
"Great King's opinion, it's really a good song!" Everyone echoed: "The lyrics are great!" Only Bo Yikao stood on the side in a daze, with faint tears in his eyes. The Minister of Xiqi San Yisheng and others followed him. People didn't respond even to poke him a few times. Later, I didn't know who pinched him with his nails before he woke up.
King Zhou was also disturbed by the sound. He opened his eyes and glared at Bo Yikao with extreme dissatisfaction. His eyes fell on me suddenly, especially since I haven't found a seat yet. Of course, it may have been caused by me. She was attracted by her hairstyle and temperament, so she asked me: "Jiang Aiqing, tell me, what do you think after listening to Bai Yuan's song?"
"Thinking? Uh..." I said nonsense: "In this song, it fully sings the sorrows and bumps of a prisoner monkey. Whether it is in terms of eyes, expressions, movements, and tones, it works perfectly with each other. The three points of the wood, especially the high pitch at the end, can better express postmodernism and a strong accusation against this society!"
"It's a good analysis, it's true!" King Zhou smiled: "It's really a wonderful treasure, and it's rare that Xi Bohou has the heart..." He slowly looked around, and his eyes were drawn from the lords and ministers under the seat, and he made up his mind. : "In this case, then I will forgive Xi Bohou for his disrespect-come on, accept the gift, and then go and call Xi Bohou over..."
Before he finished his words, Boyi knelt on the ground and kowtowed like garlic: "Great king, great king, please atone for the sins of the little minister, please forgive the sins of the little man..."
This scene came so suddenly that not only King Zhou didn’t understand, but we were all confused: "Bo Yi test, what are you doing?" San Yisheng and others also tried to pull him up, but he was thrown away. Just shake it twice and then break free, kneeling on the ground and can't live or die, "The king, the minister has a word!"
"If you have something, just say it!" King Zhou said: "I've only heard that some people stammers and talk only by singing, and I haven't heard of anyone who can only squeak on their knees!"
Bo Yikao cautiously said: "Majesty, I am actually an animal protectionist-Bai Yuan has been with my family for a long time. I always regard him as my best friend. I hope he can stay with me and stay with me. The relationship between my father and my father needs to be King Xian, and I also made a lot of determination..."
King Zhou waved his hand a little impatiently: "You don't think I like this monkey, so sit down and raise the price-I'll call 12315 to tell you, believe it or not?"
Boyikao shook his head: "The minister didn't mean that."
"What do you want?"
Bo Yikao said sadly: "I mean, although I have a very good relationship with Bai Yuan, I always look at the problem from the perspective of a human being. I think it will be happy if I am happy, and I don't care about his feelings at all. Today, I heard the old driver’s words. It turns out that the white ape is not happy at all, not happy at all. It likes the vast world to be free. Although I gave it a gold wire cage, I deprived it of all... Not as good as an outsider, I'm such a bastard!"
Why is this up to me again? Doesn't this trouble me
In my heart, I secretly scolded Boyi for being a stupid, and said: "You can't blame you, how can I say, let's borrow the sentence-not every drop of milk is called Deluxe, nor is everyone who turns around. Be your mentor..."
"You don't need to comfort me!" Boyi Kao choked up: "I have been wrong for so many years. Today, your words made me very cheerful. Although the words are biting, they are good words—"
"I really didn't mean it!" I was also anxious: "I am not very good at talking. If there is any offense, you fucking hit me!"
Boyi Kao turned his head and said to King Zhou: "The minister is bold, I want to ask the king to let me return the white ape to the mountain and return to the embrace of nature!"
I stamped my foot and said, "Even if you let it go, it won't have a place to go. How rare is a white monkey, and if someone sees it, you don't want to make a hot pot?"
Boyikao resolutely said: "My heart is determined!"
"Hey, I have a sentence that I don’t know if you want to talk about it or not..."
Before I could finish my words, King Zhou interrupted me with a heavy yell, and said angrily: "Bo Yi takes a test, do you want the monkey to go back?" The princes in the seat began to whisper and handed him the test one after another. With a wink, San Yisheng and others were sweating profusely behind and pulled the corners of his clothes vigorously, but Boyi turned a deaf ear to the test and still said:
"Please, please king... fulfill it!"
The color of warm and anger on King Zhou's face was heavier, and there was a faint murderous intent in his eyes, but in the end he only popped a word from between his teeth: "Okay!" Obviously, this is already King Zhou's limit. In this way, I’m warning Boyi to take the test—if you dare, I swear I will beat you to death, it’s cruel!
Bo Yikao finally stood up, and made a heavy kick to King Zhou: "Thank you, King!" Then, in the astonishment of the princes of the Manchu civil and military princes, he came to Bai Yuan without hesitation and said softly, "You are willing to go." ?"
Bai Yuan cooed a few times, and Boyikao was surprised: "Why can't you go, why?"
Bai Yuan said a few more times, and Boyi said, "Who are you waiting for?"
At this moment, the guard outside the door announced: "Majesty, there is a monk outside here, asking if there is a monkey here and no one wants it, and if it is, he said he would..."
Bai Yuan Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu made a few vigorous screams, and Boyi Kao suddenly said: "So you are waiting for him-great, I will let him in right away!"
Ten minutes later, a monk came in from the main hall. Bo Yikao handed the white ape to the monk's hands in full view. Then the monk touched its head a few times. He didn't know how to talk, and suddenly he uncovered the seal from the monkey. Come out, write a few words: "Om Mani Padme Hum!"
Then, the monk took the white ape directly away...
King Zhou had been looking at all this coldly, his face was like the bottom of a pot, he waited until the monk and the white ape had left before he sneered: "Come on, give me this guy who is fooling the king and daring to protect the sky. Take it!" (End of this chapter)