After acknowledging his relatives, things were simple. Bai Yuan, as the boss of the seven dwarfs in Meishan, had the right to speak. His six brothers immediately changed their attitude towards us. They smiled with enthusiasm and prepared them to cheat by sending eggs and rice to the market. The old man and the old lady listened to the lecture on the sales of health products, we were also happy, and soon we all became acquainted with each other.
White Ape... Uh no, now he has named himself Yuan Hong, the first of the seven dwarfs punched out with his fists, and the remaining ones are: the second child’s name is Chang Hao, which is called Yuan Hong. Ren Xiaoyan’s dizzy zombie eyes, the body is a colorful python; the third, Zhu Zizhen, a wild boar spirit who fights against Uncle Wolf with a hundred tricks; the fourth Yang Xian, playing love is a light that guides the future we want so beautifully … Later, Pandora smashed it—this was the one who had fought against each other. There were three others who had not fought against Yuan Hong. The fifth child wears a gift. It is said that he is a dog spirit. I don’t know what it looks like. , Old Qi Wu Long is just a centipede...
I often say that communicating with wild animals requires skill. The most important thing is to make them think that you are the same kind, so that they have a common language. Or they will teach you the skill of braising human meat and stewing human legs, you tell them The secret recipe of beef jerky and Huajiang dog meat, even if you don’t fight it, where can you sit and talk and laugh together
So I made it up. Time-space chicken is relatively simple. It is a chicken essence and you don’t need to pretend to be a chicken essence. Ren Xiaoyan followed closely and I said it was a human essence, Wolverine I said it was a mutant wolf essence, and finally Pandora—I was left. After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't find a word for it. In the end, I could only make a vague sentence. I don't know if they didn't hear it clearly or didn't understand.
The next step is to drink.
Yuan Hong ordered people to prepare wine and vegetables in the village nearby. The wine was monkey wine, and the food was... Nima is really a vegetable, lettuce, green bamboo shoots, Chinese cabbage and carrots, and a pot of stew and stew was served. It made our eyes bright. , Yuan Hong suddenly turned his face: "Damn, how can you greet the guests without any meat and vegetables prepared by whoever prepares them?"
We hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay to have vegetarian dishes..."
"No, that's all for others, you must come here to eat and drink!" Yuan Hong's eyes were glazed, and he scolded Zhu Zizhen on the side: "Lao San, what's the matter?"
Zhu Zi stood up really embarrassed and blushed and said: "Big Brother, it's not that I didn't prepare for the benefactor, but the main reason is that the warehouse is gone." "Nothing?" Yuan Hong disagreed: "I remember killing those two people the day before yesterday. After eating, don’t you keep your legs?"
We all went into the cold and said in unison: "You're welcome, please..."
Where did they listen to us? Zhu Zizhen was dumbfounded by the scolding. After a while, he said, "Well, don't you say that the legs are well-prepared?"
"Idiot!" Yuan Hong slapped the table suddenly: "Why bacon is used for entertaining guests-tell me, isn't the gentleman counted as a distinguished guest here today?"
Zhu Zizhen's eyes lit up: "Oh, so this is the important moment?" He said hurriedly and stood up: "I'll do it right away..."
All five of us, including Time and Space Chicken, stood up, grabbed Zhu Zizhen's clothes desperately, and wailed: "Please, don't make us meat-Yuan Hong, just let us go!"
Yuan Hong seemed to pay attention to our excitement, and said in amazement, "Why?"
I can only honestly say: "Recently, I have eaten too much meat for constipation. I want to eat some vegetables to clear my intestines. It seems that we are not blessed with your bacon..." The other four people also nodded in a hurry, and said anxiously: "Yes. ,constipate!"
Yuan Hong looked at me and then at everyone, before finally nodding his head after a long time: "Okay, then!"
We started drinking with vegetarian dishes. The monkey wine was not high and the taste turned back sweet. Everyone drank very happy, but Yuan Hong did not continue to supply it. Ya told us that the monkey wine is good but not greedy. Once you drink it Drunk even if Daluo Jinxian was in a coma for at least seven days to wake up, if we wanted to get drunk, Fangxiu had to look back and simply put a few bags in the car.
Although we don’t drink much, we still have a drink. I casually asked him about his relationship with the village. Yuan Hong laughed and said, “This village is the site I grabbed. It pays monthly tribute, so I also want to Keep them safe-in short, the people here help me catch and kill people, and I help them prevent other monsters from eating, that's it."
"Oh, that's pretty good," I praised: "You are also a person with a turf."
"That is, I am in charge of my site," Yuan Hong said with a smile: "Thinking that when I first came here, no one would buy it, so I took two kitchen knives and chopped it from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights. Without blinking his eyes, he finally drove away the monsters who had been entrenched here, and only then took this place!"
Ren Xiaoyan said coldly, "What about it, do you find it interesting?"
Although her voice was not loud, she asked for a momentary cold. Everyone was stunned or dumbfounded while standing or sitting. The atmosphere was extremely embarrassing for a while-Ren Xiaoyan looked around and couldn't help but continue: "Yuan Hong, And you guys, don’t you think about what you will do in the future?"
"Of course we have dreams. If the demon doesn't have dreams, what's the difference between it and people?" Yuan Hong said: "We have a good idea. After the situation in Meishan Village stabilizes, we will attack Meishan Causeway Bay, Tuen Mun, Boran Street... All three halls were defeated, and they were all brought into the grasp of our seven brothers!"
"After taking it down," Ren Xiaoyan continued to ask: "What else can you do?"
"This..." Yuan Hong couldn't answer, his eyes drifted a few times, and Wu Long on the side immediately leaned over and said: "Then we will attack the other mountains and try to take all the mountains as our own!"
"You are Wu Long and not Wu Yong, the idea you came up with is useless at all!" Ren Xiaoyan denied Wu Long in one sentence, and then stood up and pointed at the vast land: "I will take Meishan, no matter what. Take a few mountains, even Kunlun Mountain, Emei Mountain, and Rocky Mountains have been taken down by you. How big can this site be?"
Uncle Wolf whispered in a low voice below: "Uh, the Rocky Mountains would be big if they were all taken down-Genghis Khan has not crossed the Atlantic Ocean either!" I hurriedly pulled him: "Hush, don't say anything."
… Fortunately, Uncle Wolf’s voice was not loud, and the attention of the seven dwarfs in Meishan was again focused on Ren Xiaoyan. They didn’t pay attention to his gossip. After a while, Yuan Hong said, "Then how loud are you talking?"
"Compared with Huaxia Earth, this is a dwarf!" Ren Xiaoyan stretched out a little finger and compared it: "Don't you have a bigger heart? Do you really want to stay in the mountains forever? Don't you want to go out and see that Huahuahua? Rei's world?"
"We have thought..." Yuan Hong replied in a low voice, but at this time the tone of speech was obviously shorter. The eyes of the other six monsters also flashed with strange brilliance. Dai Li suddenly interjected: "I don't think so. It’s not good, there are some in the mountains outside the mountain, we are not the same..."
Without saying anything, Ren Xiaoyan threw a chubby thing out and said: "Go!" For some reason, Dai Li immediately rushed out on all fours, grabbed it, and rushed back to Ren Xiaoyan. , Sitting on the ground and raising her head to deliver it-Ren Xiaoyan took the wooden ball from his mouth, her eyes swayed and said, "Is it fun?"
"Fun, fun, come again, come again..." Dai Li stretched out his tongue and gasped, unable to stop the excitement and excitement in his eyes: "Do it again, do it again..."
"Isn't there in your mountains?" Ren Xiaoyan smiled, and tried to throw the wooden ball into the distance, and Dai Li flew out suddenly-"No! The five kings rushed out of the cliff too fast!" Someone yelled immediately.
We hurriedly stood up, but Yuan Hong waved his hands and said: "It doesn't matter, the old fifty or eight lives are not dead, and I will come back soon..." He turned his head to look at Ren Xiaoyan, and said sincerely: "Then please give some pointers, we should What are the different dreams?"
"I think it depends on your abilities. Instead of living here where you can’t eat enough meat, you should go down the mountain with us!" Ren Xiaoyan preached: "The world will be in chaos soon, as long as you follow me... Uh no , Following the old driver Jiang, you will definitely be able to do something about it, and it is no problem to fend off the territory and land!"
"Can the meat be full?" Zhu Zizhen hurriedly asked.
"Human flesh is not good, you have to eat other things!" I hurriedly promised: "There are many other foods, such as fried dough sticks, steamed buns, milk tea, hot pot, noodles..."
The seven dwarves of Meishan couldn’t help nodding their heads. Seeing that things were about to settle, I was overjoyed. Suddenly someone rushed over and yelled in panic: "No, the two monsters are coming over again. !"
Wow!
Everyone in the room stood up immediately, and even Dai Li, who was full of scars, rushed back without saying a word. He immediately entered the state of preparation. Yuan Hong directly said to me: "Benevolence, the demon will ask you if you dare?"
I hesitated: "Uh, love me like you said?"
The seven dwarves sweated violently and stomped their feet: "Drop the demon, drop the demon!"
"Oh, demons!" I suddenly realized: "It's okay, we must help—what kind of monsters do you even dare to provoke you?"
"It turns out that this village bearer is called Gaoming Gaojue, one clairvoyance and one tailwind ear, the two who were driven away by me with a kitchen knife," Yuan Hong hesitated, "but this is very strange. Far from hearing it is basically equivalent to fighting the five scum, where do they have the courage to challenge?"
Wu Long nodded slightly and said, "Yes, there must be a conspiracy."
"Do you still use it?" Dai Li glared at Wu Long dissatisfied, and carefully sent the wooden ball to Ren Xiaoyan's hand, accompanied by a smiley face'turn around and play again', and then said to Yuan Hong, "Brother, standing here is not a way to guess. , We might as well just go out and fight first, isn’t that clear about everything?"
"Yes!" Yuan Hong immediately agreed: "Go, go out and have a look..."
Everyone was about to set off, and even we took a look at the psychology that we should talk about. Chang Hao, who hadn't said anything at this time, suddenly said, "Big brother, I have a word."
"Say!"
Chang Hao smiled and said: "Since we have made up our minds to leave, it's just a matter of my opinion. Why waste your energy on these monsters? You think, since they are our defeated men, it's better to give them to them. Give it to other monsters-if something goes wrong, isn't it easy for us to fight back?"
When the demons heard this, they understood, and laughed loudly: "Yes, you have such a great idea!"
At this moment, the second villager ran in again and said loudly: "Report to the king, Gao Ming Gaojue, they said that they were not here to fight but to give gifts. Please don't misunderstand the king."
"Gifts, this is even more weird..." Yuan Hong said with a solemn expression: "It seems that the conspiracy is quite big!"
We nodded one after another, and the villagers hurriedly said, "My lord, the villain thinks it might not be..."
"Why do you say that?"
The villager said: "The clairvoyant eyes are swollen to the size of a walnut, and you can see that it is a long needle eye-King, they are here for medicine!"
We: "... Damn! Who the hell called ya looking around?!" (End of this chapter)