"Then trouble give us four..."
Before Nezha could talk, another black shadow fell in front of me, and the sound of the dust splashed with countless dust and dust on our faces. The brothers suddenly became angry: "Who? Do you know there is someone down there, you This bungee jumping is too immoral, right?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The individual quickly walked out of the dust, nodding and squeezing out a smile at us: "Chasing my son, I was too eager to pay attention to the brakes, I'm sorry, everyone!"
Oh My God! This product is actually, is, is a young version of Li Jing, Li Jing before he became the King of Tota! I didn't expect him to come...
The four of us were taken aback on the spot, and followed the three of them and looked at me. I could only take back the stunned jaw, change our face and pretend to be indifferent: "It's okay, you, are you his father?"
"I'm… "
"He is not!"
Nezha and Li Jingqi had different meanings when they spoke. From the analysis of discourse, the relationship between the two is obviously still in a stalemate in which Nezha and Li Jingqi will return the father to the father. Li Jing is full of regret and his son is full of anger. Because of Master’s affection, I couldn’t do anything but I didn’t plan to forgive, so this dramatic scene appeared...
But these are not the main points, the main point is that I finally found a way to mix into Xiqi!
I turned my back to the two men and screamed at everyone: "Get them drunk!"
Three immediately responded: "Understand, say yes to the sad thing!"
"Oh, father and son have no overnight hatred," I deliberately coughed forward and pulled Li Jing to sit on the side of the fire. Pandora also appropriately pulled Nezha to the opposite side, and then I took off the roasted buns and handed them over." Come, eat all, don’t talk hungry!"
The two fathers and sons took the steamed buns. Nezha didn’t say anything but just gnawed silently. Li Jing looked at him and sighed. Then he ate slowly. Ren Xiaoyan took the jerky from the car with a sense of taste. , Seemingly took the two bags of monkey wine that he was carrying, and handed it to me. I just opened it without nonsense and just a mouthful, and then handed it to Li Jing casually: "Every family has a hard-to-read scripture. Brother, I understand your difficulties, I am also the one who takes my daughter, I understand too!"
Li Jing was taken aback on the spot, his face twitched a few times but he didn't say anything. After a while, he took a sip of wine and let out a long groan—almost at the same time, Nezha grabbed another monkey wine from Ren Xiaoyan's hand. , Don’t say it’s just Guru Guru irrigated, the skin bag suddenly deflated the boss...
As the saying goes, it’s even more sorrowful by drinking wine. The two father and son didn’t talk and just drank. After a short time, they all got a little better. In addition, we sang and chatted with each other on the side, so they couldn’t help but accept Next time, the first thing he didn't think was Nezha—he drunk and hiccuped, and grumbled: "Big brother, I didn't realize that you are young but you have a son... You are so happy!"
"Happiness, bastard is too upset!" I gnawed on the buns and said: "You don't know how annoying this is, I really fucking regret..." "Don't be born in the blessing, don't know the blessing," Nezha Yelled: "No matter how annoying you are, at least you still have someone to spend Valentine's Day with you. Look at me, and I ask you, what should I do if there is no lover on Valentine's Day?"
"Does anyone who has no dead in the family have to kill one or two before the Qingming Festival?" I didn't care: "If you don't have it, it's just chanting!"
"Hey, this makes sense!" Nezha's glasses suddenly opened up: "I have to write it down..." As he said, he took out the pen and paper from the bag, and began to write strokes, writing a few words and raising his head to ask My sentence: "What did you say after no one is dead?"
"Does it have to work hard to kill one or two before Qingming Festival," I replied, "That's probably what it meant."
Seeing his son like this, Li Jing couldn’t help but be moved and said, “Hey, it’s all my fault, it’s all my fault-now I just ask God to help all of us in the Li family have sons, don’t It's a daughter!"
Ren Xiaoyan and Pandora immediately dissatisfied: "What age are you, why do you still have old ideas? How pedantic is the patriarchal thinking," the two smirked: "Uncle, the birth of children is the same, and the daughter is also a poster child. people!"
Li Jing covered his face and said, "Where did I do this-I actually want to have a granddaughter hug, but if you look at my son's appearance, doesn't it mean that giving birth to a daughter will delay her forever?"
We were all taken aback, and then said in unison: "It's good to have a son, it's good..."
Nezha's drunkness was already on his head, Li Jing's words were very ironic in his ears, and instantly all the hatred came to his head, he stood up suddenly, and cursed at Li Jing with a finger: "Li Jing Don't push my nose and face, tell you, even if the master has ordered, if the fire starts, the little master will still pierce you with three shots and six eyes!"
Li Jing said sadly: "You pierce it, I am willing to die under your gun..."
Hearing this, Nezha not only did not stop, but was so angry that he directly picked up the silver spear and was about to pierce Li Jing—a group of us immediately rushed up, grabbing the gun, grabbing the gun and hugging the person. , All persuaded: "Don't be impulsive, buddy, what can't you sit down and say?"
What's more, Ren Xiaoyan can't stand it anymore, she exclaimed: "Do you have a conscience? Even if he is wrong, it is your father. You have to pierce him. I tell you, although you are ugly, But you are luckier than many handsome people, do you know?"
Nezha froze for a moment, and couldn't help but let go: "Why am I lucky?"
Ren Xiaoyan said sternly: "Years are just ruthless to those who are originally good-looking people, and those who are not good-looking since they were born, years can do nothing with them!"
Nezha angrily said: "According to your opinion, I have to thank them for cutting corners when they made me?"
"Uh, what do you mean..."
"I was so ugly before!" Nezha said hoarsely, "It is because of the remodeling of the lotus root that makes me so ugly. If they hadn't forced me to die, I wouldn't need to be remodeled. Ugly!"
"Can it not be ugly? Eating lotus root is ugly!" I interjected: "It's your master to blame, can he use lotus root if he doesn't want to be careful? It's better to use carrots and cucumbers than lotus roots!"
Okay, I know why Nezha has always hated Li Jing and his teeth are itchy. It is not written in all the classics and novels. In fact, it is this one reason in the final analysis-Ya was made ugly!
"It has nothing to do with the master, they are the source, they are the cause of everything!" Nezha fiercely said: "You said, what should I do if I grow like this, I can't be a single dog forever, right?" He had cracked eyes and congested eyes. The bloodshot is highlighted in the face, and the critical point of the outbreak has been reached. If no one puts the fire out, it will erupt instantly. It is estimated that the drunkenness will soon be defeated-more importantly, if this girl has a fight with his dad, it will definitely be a burden. How can we save the youngest of Black Mountain? !
At this kind of crisis, I can only go up, holding him without changing my posture, and crying instantly: "Don’t be discouraged, buddy, I don’t know if you have heard of anything-no matter who, there must be someone in this world. The person who is right for you is waiting for you. You didn't meet him just because it was not yet time, and God made its own arrangements. You will definitely have someone want it!"
"Really?" A trace of clarity suddenly appeared in Nezha's crazy eyes, and he doubted: "Then tell me, how long will I have to wait?"
"Fairy Zixia waited for Monkey King for five hundred years, Monkey King waited for Tang Monk for five hundred years, Solanum apricot waited for Longyang for a thousand years, Yi Xiaochuan waited for Yushu for two thousand years, Xi Yao waited for Feipeng for thousands of years, Zi Xuan and so on. Changqing Sansheng III... Do you know what this means?"
"what?"
"This shows-who pollutes, who manages, who develops, who protects!"
"Why don't I understand?" Nezha looked left and right, stunned: "It sounds reasonable, but when I think about it, it doesn't make any sense..."
We said in unison: "It means you should write it down!"
"Yes, yes, write it down." Nezha started struggling to get the pen, we hesitated for a moment and let go of him, and then we watched Nezha start to record word by word in the book: "Purple Fairy Xia waited..."
I turned my head and looked at Li Jing, and found that this old man is really big-hearted. When we were trying to grab his son, Ah actually drank the wine alone, and now she was lying on the stone, sleeping and worrying— I took this opportunity to join Ren Xiaoyan and said, "This kid is too excited, no, it seems that I have to introduce him to a girl!"
Ren Xiaoyan was anxious at the time: "What do you tell me to do, can't you introduce my girlfriend to him? Isn't this a fire pit?"
"Can you find someone who loves money?" I followed the lead: "Does your girlfriend usually ask people if they have a car or a house on blind dates?" "Yes, but you are also..." Ren Xiaoyan stomped: "Anyway, I don't think it is reliable."
"Can you tell them directly if there are two buildings?" I was also anxious: "Two buildings plus a train, this is almost reliable, right?"
Ren Xiaoyan frowned for a while and sighed: "To be honest, I think you should suggest that he find a man-it's definitely easier than finding a woman!"
Me: "Why are you so sympathetic?"
We were discussing about finding a girlfriend for Nezha’s blind date. Pandora came up and said, "Don’t fight, do you think even if someone is willing to come in, let’s find it in this world? ?"
Ren Xiaoyan and I said, "... Uh, how did you forget this?"
Speaking of this, I inadvertently turned my head towards Nezha, and found that this girl also fell asleep on the rock, and her saliva was dripping along the corner of her mouth, watching his father pour out like a mold. …
Wolverine said coldly: "Your goal has been achieved, let's say, are we going to pretend to be them and enter Xiqi?"
"That's right!" I snapped my fingers: "Let's hide these two in a cave later, and then pretend to be them into the city, pull and pretend to be Nezha, Uncle Wolf pretends to be Li Jing, and Ren Xiaoyan and I will be yours. Follower-as long as we hurry up, we will definitely be able to rescue people within seven days!"
"I don't care, but is it okay?" Uncle Wolf worried: "Do you think she looks like Nezha?"
"It's really impossible, I can only say that I have been to Korea," I frowned. "Besides, they might not have seen Nezha himself!"
The three screamed together: "Is this guess not?"
I chuckled: "Don't take it seriously, I'm kidding—you just said that carrots are used for remodeling, isn't it?" (End of this chapter)