(Sorry, everyone, there has been a lot of things these days, so I set up automatic updates, and I don’t know why I didn’t change it. I didn’t know that it stopped yesterday until the book fan notified me on WeChat... Sao Rui, very Sao Rui!)
The Shang Dynasty army besieged the South Gate. We had to go around a large circle to the north. Although the gate was closed here, the atmosphere of war was much worse than that on the opposite side. The soldiers defending the city were not only few but also poor in quality. Many, basically equivalent to the level of the militia reserve, at first glance, they are not prepared for war...
We drove the carriage crunching to the door, these guys reacted quickly, and immediately a certain soldier raised a gun and shouted at us: "Stop! Who are you?"
Pandora immediately stood up according to the rehearsal of the script, picked up the silver spear, and shouted: "I am Nezha, the apprentice of the Taiyi real man in Jinguangdong of Qianyuan Mountain. The leader ordered to go down the mountain to assist King Wen. Please also inform me."
Little Bingyi said in a daze, "What does your milk have to do with you? This alone can't let you in!"
Pandora gritted his teeth and said: "... When I say'I am', I mean'I am'. I am Nezha! Where am I, do you know?"
Xiao Bing suddenly started and complained: "So you are Nezha, oh, why didn't you say it earlier? If you didn't say it earlier, you will be clear about everything-wait, I will report to the master to make a decision." He turned his head and said to the soldier on duty, and then someone ran to report to Shen Gongbao...
After a short time, a monster appeared on the city’s head. The camel-headed goose-necked eyes burst out, the eagle-clawed tiger-foot-dragon scales were all over, and he jumped and jumped on one foot before he came to the city wall. The second soldier showed his head: "Hey. This is the Great General Longbeard Tiger, our apprentice's apprentice, and now the prime minister is here to ask you questions—"
Dragon Beard Tiger? It turns out that this is the Dragon Beard Tiger
As for the Dragon Beard Tiger, I know very well that this guy is the most mysterious figure in the Romance of the Conferred Gods. His head is a camel with a neck like a goose, his hands are like eagle claws and a single leg like a tiger, his lips and beards are like shrimps, his ears and eyes are all turned outwards. Covered with scales and armor, it is said that the dragon and the leopard were born. If Jiang Ziya hadn't been sat down to death by me, this guy was originally the apprentice he had collected on the way, but he didn't expect to be taken by Shen Gongbao now.
Before Xiao Bingyi's words were over, Longbeard had already reached out his hand to stop him, and said with a fist at us: "Brother Dao is polite!"
We haven’t taught this before, and Pandora was at a loss. He stood there and glanced at us anxiously: "What should I say?" "The same is true for you!" I hurried to the side to make a move: "Same hello. Then read the teacher's door!"
Pandora hurriedly gave a Young Pioneers team salute: "Brother Dao is polite!"
Longbeard was taken aback by this sudden hand-raising ceremony, and said a little nerdly: "Brother Dao, I have never seen this etiquette. Master hasn't taught me how to answer it..." But he only said a word immediately. He changed the subject: "Is Dao brother here to help?"
Pandora nodded, and said a little flustered: "I am... Forget it, I am Nezha, the apprentice of the real Taiyi in Jinguangdong of Qianyuan Mountain. This time I am here to help... I am here specifically to deal with Zhang Guifang!"
"Oh, that's great!"
Dragon Beard was overjoyed and immediately greeted the door to the left and right to welcome the guests. I quickly pulled the hat down to cover my face, and soon saw that the door was separated from the left and right. Dragon Beard and his subordinates greeted them with joy: "Thank you. Friends for your help, thank you teacher... Uh, who are these?"
Pandora pointed at Wolverine: "My father Li Jing," followed me and Ren Xiaoyan: "We and Banjodan and Dolma, they are all foreign races my master took and don't understand the Central Plains dialect, you don't have to worry about them."
"No way, no, how can we leave the door alone?" Dragon Beard could not help but call the two men from the side, or the little soldier B just now added another little soldier A: "You two followed Zhuo Dan and Zhuo Ma all the way, ● 31 Novel app download address ● Don’t lose your courtesy."
The two men of A and B were stunned: "My lord, how can you call it courteous? The villains are rough soldiers who don't know what to do!"
Longbeard stared at them fiercely and saw that Pandora and Wolverine had already been pacing to the front, and immediately took the time to say: "Whatever, one person stares at one, as long as you don't lose it!"
After finishing talking, I rushed past Pandora, leaving only these two with me and Ren Xiaoyan and whispered behind their buttocks: "Listen, you guys said that as long as you don't lose them, you'll have to share it with each other, right?"
Little Bingjia readily said: "Okay, you pick Zhuodan and I pick Zhuoma?"
Little Soldier B: "Uh, is the sunrise and sunset away?"
Little Soldier Nodded: "That's what it means..."
Ren Xiaoyan and I heard these two talk interestingly, but we couldn't help but we were afraid that we would laugh out loud, so we could only cover our mouths and hurriedly followed up. Just then, Pandora asked: "...Are we going to see the prime minister now?" "
Long Xihu apologized: "I'm really sorry, the prime minister doesn't know how many people are coming, because Zhang Guifang has already gone to the Yuxu Palace to ask Master for help this morning... I think some of them should settle down first, and wait until Master comes back to decide. ?"
My eyes and Ren Xiaoyan were overjoyed. God bless you, Shen Gongbao is not there. Now our plan can be done. Just as we were happy with the color difference and clicked on the palm to congratulate, Pandora shot us directly into the eighteenth hell. !
She said something like this: "No, I'd better go to meet Zhang Guifang first, please lead the way!"
… Ren Xiaoyan and I fell to the ground on the spot!
Pandora’s words are right in the final analysis, because this was originally our plan. As soon as I came in, I immediately invited to challenge Zhang Guifang to confirm his identity. Whether he could fight or not, he would go around first, and when he came back, he could use an excuse to eat badly. I stayed in the city for a few days with my stomach, and took advantage of this time to rescue the youngest black mountain-now the situation has changed. Who knows that Pandora will make it for me to make it change. How can you tell me how to say it!
And I have said everything, I can’t take it back if I want to collect it!
Long Xihu was stunned when he saw us fall: "Uh, brother Nezha, these two are..."
Pandora said calmly, "I've been in the car for too long and my feet are numb. It's okay. I should still be alive after a rescue. I can't use them to deal with Zhang Guifang. I'll just take my dad to follow."
Longbeard and Tiger then suddenly added, "Are you really going?"
"It's a must!" Pandora waved his hand boldly: "Old iron, I'm heartbroken!"
Dragon Beard was relieved now, and the leader ordered people to go to the south gate to pick up the game-free card. I picked a cold boy to join Uncle Wolf and said, "When did this girl learn this stuff?"
Uncle Wolf was expressionless: "Isn't she afraid of life the two days I met you, so I showed her the video on my phone to pass the time." "Hey, buddy, you really know how to be a human!" I scratched my head anxiously: "You're really not afraid to take Ah to be killed!"
"When I watched it, I just thought she was learning secretly. I didn't expect to add words to myself today. I didn't mean it!" Uncle Wolf beat his heart with his hands in distress, and explained as he pounded: "Look, she likes it the most. Just this action and then say that it hurts your heart..."
I quickly pulled him down and said, "Don't put your hands anywhere anymore-you don't know you, you will automatically draw the knife when you are stimulated, if anyone shoots you at this time and can't dissect yourself?"
"It makes sense..." Uncle Wolf put his hand down while speaking, and said with a deep thought: "Not only this, I also have to be careful when going to the toilet!"
"Forget it, whatever you want!" I can only say: "Let's take a step and take a step!"
We quickly followed to the south gate. The notice from Dragon Beard and Tiger apparently not only informed the gate. The gate was already full of civil and military officials, including King Zhou Wu. They all waited for a good show, and Pandora shouted with a loud voice. , Uncle Wolf clicked to reveal the six knives, which happened to be what I said just now-everyone including Uncle Wolf himself was frightened out of cold sweat, turned his head and stared at me in gratitude, full of thanks!
I can only make a fist to encourage them, Pandora and Uncle Wolf just smiled and went to the front.
After removing the battle-free card, Zhang Guifang was notified by his subordinates immediately, and immediately came to the front of the formation to wait without a second word. Now he has waited for at least half an hour, and he has already been so angry that he is still holding back when he sees his opponent appearing and holding back. When I came up, the previous fighting process directly omitted the use of spells: "Nezha Li Jing will wait if he doesn't get off the horse?!"
I don’t know what’s the trick to this sentence, anyway, as soon as I yelled out the words, the wolf uncle Pandora shook his body on the spot, and he lost two points before he fell to the ground without being tricked. For one thing, their real name, Na Ya, didn’t yell right at all. , People still say a fart without finding the right one
Secondly, this is also the most important point-neither of them rode a horse, so there was no way to get off the horse...
The spell failed, and the one who was really frightened the most was Zhang Guifang. He immediately yelled the second sentence and the third sentence when he couldn't. Finally, he shouted their names eagerly, and Pandora couldn't help but curse: " Are you a repeater?!"
This sentence reminded Zhang Guifang that she woke up like a dream in an instant, and turned around without saying a word, but at this time Uncle Wolf had already rushed over, raised his hand, and immediately pierced six holes in Zhang Guifang’s back. Ya let out a scream on the spot, crouched on the horse back and flew out like a flying far away!
Where did Uncle Wolf chase the horse, so he could only give up angrily. At the same time, the Dragon Beard Tiger had already shaken the flag, screaming to motivate morale: "Come on, kill! We want Brother Nezha to know that he is not alone. fighting!"
The soldiers of Xiqi moved in a sensation, rushing to the enemy formation like a tide. Wherever there was any fighting spirit at the moment, the merchants were completely defeated in an instant, throwing their helmets and armors and fleeing desperately. All of a sudden, they saw deserters all over the country. The battle was completely reversed because of one person!
Where would Pandora and Uncle Wolf take part in this kind of battle that took advantage of the victory, and returned together, and the Dragon Beard followed him with the will of Zhou Wu Wang: "Nezha Li Jing, father and son are highly skilled in martial arts, the widow decided to host a banquet, all People can move to the hall!"
Of course someone who becomes an emperor has to win over the heroes in the war. This move is also in line with the character of Zhou Wu. We can only honestly and help the civil servants to the hall. The rich feast of Wu Wang has been placed on countless small tables like coffee tables. , One serving per person—to put it simply, it’s a bronze wine bottle, a plate of black barbecue and a bowl of soup that you don’t know what meat to boil. Compared to Chaoge’s diet, even Uncle Wolf’s. Those who are not picky at all can't help but frown...
Ren Xiaoyan secretly said to me: "Let's find a chance to slip, you will definitely die if you eat it!"
"How to go?" I was also worried, but I couldn't help it: "Where can I act rashly at the critical moment?"
Ren Xiaoyan was immediately anxious: "I don't care, you think of a way!"
"If you want to take care of the overall situation, you can't be willful!" I tried to persuade her: "Patience, tolerance..."
We were desperately trying our best, Pandora Lengding stood up, "The King..."
"What's wrong?"
Before everyone sat down, Pandora's appearance immediately attracted everyone's attention, and even Zhou Wenwu was taken aback: "Is there anything wrong with Ai Qing?"
Pandora's face was incredibly distorted and dying, struggling to say: "Majesty, I, I, stomach pain... I guess, I eat bad, bad stomach..."
Hey, she really carried the plan to the end! (End of this chapter)