The Ghost Chef

Chapter 17: Let him eat

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A young man in a dirty coat rushed in from the door, holding a sign in his hand and swaying at us: "Whose string, whose string screams."

I waved, and he immediately put the skewers on our table, "Forty."

I took the zero votes from my pocket, and Simon was not polite and started to gnaw. When I finished counting the votes, it was almost half gone. Then I remembered the attributes displayed in the system when Ximen Fuxue appeared— Speed S—Does this mean eating or playing a sword

When he was gnawing on the string, Xiao Zuanfeng suddenly opened his mouth: "Ximen hero, you guessed it that you didn't expect it, right?"

Ximen Chuuxue gnawed on Chuan's mouth suddenly, and moved Chuaner away from his mouth with endless loss, sighing with emotion: "Oh~~"

I fell silent immediately, and listened to the following with my ears erected, but...

After sighing, he continued to nibble on the skewers.

I raised my eyebrows against the little diamond wind, and he instantly heard the song and explained it elegantly: "Cousin, our ghosts that died in legends have nothing to do with this world, so the age, appearance, height and so on appear. The conditions are all generated randomly, and rarely come through the body of the sun, but..." He glanced at Ximen Bixue slightly: "The chance of appearing at these four or five years old is very small."

"It doesn't matter whether the probability is large or small?" I said casually: "Furthermore, isn't the ability unaffected?"

Lori Xi immediately shook her head and objected: "Why not? Too much or too young, the corresponding ability will be restricted, just like the Simon hero, how can his swordsmanship in his 20s and 30s be better than when he was 4 or 5 years old? ?"

"So that's the case!" I nodded thoughtfully: "This is true. Even if you are four or five years old, you can't work even if you are part-time, let alone swordsmanship. How could it be... Eh? This is a bit interesting!"

I suddenly reacted!

After that, I immediately looked at Ximen Chuuxue with unpredictable intentions: "It's not easy for you, haven't you eaten for a long time?"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded, and said with emotion: "I didn't expect that Ximen Chuuxue would have this...er, what do you mean?" Before I finished speaking, I felt that it was wrong, and it seemed that the reaction was quite quick.

I grinned and said: "I don't mean anything, I just don't think it's worth it for you. The boss's skill has fallen to this point, you say you are unyielding?"

Ximen Chuuxue was silent, but expressed his dissatisfaction with his body movements—he began to gnaw the skewers like a bite, and the sign started to rang, click, click...

I winked at Lori Xi, and continued to fan the flames: "By the way, Brother Simon, your watermelon rind sword is very good, I wonder, where did you find it in the trash can?"

Ximen Chuuxue ignored me and continued to chew on the lottery, click, click, click...

I will continue to encourage you: "You weren't preparing... what then?"

murderous look! murderous look! Instantly raging, I immediately felt that the figure of Simon, who was less than one meter tall in front of me, suddenly rose up and turned into a beast of ancient beasts watching the world. With the power of the predominantly wrapped around my body, I looked at me, and I instantly changed my words and threw the words away. Going to the wind:

"Drilling wind, let me ask you, if you don't talk to me or find me, how long can you stay in the sun to go back?"

Xiao Zuanfeng said blankly: "I don't know, it's the first time for me too!"

I looked at Lori Xi, and she immediately replied: "Little Diamond Wind is a year... As for Hero Ximen, he is three months." "Oh, those days are long," I sighed with melancholy temperament. : "It's not easy!"

The murderous aura gradually dissipated, and Ximen Chuuxue continued to bite the lottery, khacha, khacha, khacha...

I was still phrasing, Ximen Chuuxue threw away the last sign and stood up, slowly facing outwards, Xiao Zuanfeng immediately yelled up: "You don't think about where the three moons are going anymore?"

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "I have my own way." After talking and continuing, Xiao Zuifeng was defeated by another trick.

Lori snorted: "These porridge sheds and temples are gone these days, and I can only go to the orphanage for eating and drinking, but there is a queue there for at least two months...

Ximen Chuuxue staggered and almost fell. After standing with the back of the chair, his face was a little red, and his mouth continued to be hard: "Don't worry about it."

The eyes of Lori Xi and Xiao Zuanfeng glanced at me again.

I sighed while holding the ticket in my pocket, and shouted directly outside: "Boss, here are 20 more skewers!"

Ximen Chuuxue turned back immediately...

I directly said to him: "Brother Simon, you can just live with us, anyway, three months, unless you want to starve to death and report directly to the underworld, otherwise it’s really good to survive with your appetite. hard."

Lori Xi spoke next to him: "Here you starve to death, you can't go back there, you can only enter the reincarnation of our world."

I said in amazement: "What else do you have to say?"

"Nonsense!" Lori Xi poked the peanuts on the table with chopsticks: "Although you are a Beijing car, but the accident there is the responsibility of the local, and it has a half-cent relationship with the Beijing Transportation Bureau?"

"Hey!" I patted the table: "If you die together, you can't die quietly," turned to look at Ximen Chuuxue: "That's all right, you can't die, you can only make do with it, or I will post it online for you. A post to see if there are any widows and widows who are lonely willing to adopt?"

Ximen Chuuxue's face changed: "I am a magnificent sword god, you actually let me find someone to adopt?"

The three of us looked at the sixteen dumpling bowls on the table: "Cough..."

Ximen Chuuxue said anxiously: "Isn't this hungry, or else I will eat... hiccups... so much?"

"Hey, are you still holding on after this one day?" I really couldn't see it: "If you don't do this, you don't have to join me. Just serve us as bodyguards. I will provide you with three meals a day and accommodation. alright?"

Ximen Chuuxue's taste: "Is that not the same thing?" He cast his face to look at the sky: "I said, I want to go..."

"Hey, let me say heroes, can we tell you something practical?" Lori Xi couldn't pass it anymore. "It's really unreliable to take care of three months. The camel can't carry it through the desert. !"

Xiao Zuanfeng added: "Yes, you have to drink water."

I nodded and said, "There is water-there is a river in our city!"

Ximen Chuuxue glanced over our faces one by one, and solemnly said: "I have learned the tortoise-breathing method of the Kingdom of Qiuci...hiccup...find a secluded place for exercise, let alone March, even half a year will not be a problem!"

I pointed to the outside: "My brother, is there a secluded place in this 21st century city? It's still March. It's not bad to be cleaned for three days-there are people everywhere, you don't see it today. ?"

Ximen Chuuxue groaned: "Then I'll go deep in the mountains...hiccup...find a place."

"Neither," I spread my hands together: "The mountains are now a tourist area, and there are more people in the city than in the city during the holidays."

Lori Xi added: "Yes, consumption is still high, you can't get in without money."

He rushed out without hesitation, and we were all shocked: "It doesn't matter if you go away from business or friendship-no matter what you ask for money or what you run!"

Lori Xi drew out the fork and chased after her, and the little drill went up with the stool. I watched from left to right and grabbed two wine bottles, followed by a rush of cigarettes. Then the boss came, stomping and waving. Shao: "The money hasn't been given yet!"

When I rushed out, I saw people. Ximen Chuuxue stood there hunched over the wall with one hand, desperately opening his mouth: "Oh... oh..."

"You tell me, you are a sword god at any rate, are you reserved?" I helped him pat his back, and complained smoothly: "This trick of gluttony while staying with a scorpion is really not something everyone can stop. !"

Ximen Chuuxue raised his head and glanced faintly, then hurriedly buried his head, and continued to work hard: "Oh...Oh..."

The boss rushed to me, pointed to my nose and started yelling: "What do you mean? Why did you run out after eating?" We only ran outside the door, which is almost the same as eating Bawang’s meal, so the boss I didn't mention any money when I arrived, so I quickly gave up a smile: "Is it a child to be in a hurry?"

The boss glanced twice, and suddenly yelled: "Oh! This child must have eaten up his intestines with such a vomiting method. You can take someone to have a look!"

We: "..." (End of this chapter)