Everyone here is mixed up in the dining circle. They have eaten pork and have seen pigs run. Smell it, you know that this dish is definitely not bad, so I didn’t wait until I tried to judge the ugly yinmao from Time and Space Chicken. They twisted a piece from the lotus leaf bag into their mouths one after another, and praised them together: "It's so delicious, it's so unstoppable rhythm!"
Seeing everyone rushing to eat this dish, I couldn’t help it. I hurriedly grabbed a piece of it and ate it. A surging force suddenly surged into my heart. It gave me countless courage, even in the face of thousands of soldiers. The power of war, without fear-I suddenly moved in my heart: "Is this also one of the dishes of the feast of gods and ghosts, the effect is to make people brave?"
I didn’t have time to eat more, so I immediately used the skill to see the whole dish clearly, and it was indeed one of the dishes I was looking for, the legendary famous dish—Xu Niang Zhuang Nao!
Milfs mix brains:
Choose the best pig brain, sheep brain, cow brain... The rarer the material, the more peculiar the taste is. Now the rarer materials are known to be: ant brain, mosquito brain, human head pig brain, etc.; soak the material in clean water for three days, After the blood is gone, add the two most common flavors in the world, coriander and ginger. Stir for one-third of the minutes, then directly pour in fresh chicken blood. After ten seconds, pour it into boiling oil and continue to stir to let the coagulated chicken blood and The brain pulp is condensed into lumps at the temperature of the hot oil, and it can be taken out and dried. When you eat it, add various seasonings and you can eat it immediately.
Effect: Coward Buster-Isn't that blunt enough
Special requirement: Xu Niang, which means the mother of a person surnamed Xu, only the taste she can produce is enough-find all Xu Niang around you, otherwise you will never be a real milf!
"Wow!"
With the surprise, I blurted out: "It's great, it turns out that this is also a feast for gods and ghosts!"
"What?" The few people who were eating happily were immediately taken aback by me, Ren Xiaoyan stared at me and said: "What do you mean, this is what you are looking for?"
"That's right, my milf is thinking about it!" I said excitedly: "This is how people are, and luck can't stop them. This time we didn't do it in vain, we didn't get things done first!"
"Do you have today?" Pandora glanced at me as he ate, "Aren't you usually unlucky?"
This kid is really unique in her praise—I thank her eight generations of ancestors, teaching is not a gadget, it's a human!
"Who knows?" I didn't get angry, and I started to write down what I did, and said casually: "But this is just a hypothesis. You have to be a mother!"
Everyone stunned, grabbing the dark brains in their hands and looking at each other, and finally Ren Xiaoyan's face was uncertain and opened: "You must find the mistress? You don't mean to say that this is... This is mixed..."
"Yes, mixed brains!" I solemnly told them: "You eat a mixture of mice, sheep, snakes and pig brains..." Before the words fell, they instantly threw their brains into the lotus leaf bag. Wow, I was about to throw up, so anxious that the time and space chicken stood on the side and stomped hard: "Don't throw up, such a good thing is too wasteful to throw up!"
"Wow... Wow..." Everyone threw up vigorously.
This girl asked me stupidly: "Why, what happened to them?"
"Wow... Wow..." Everyone continued to vomit.
I said casually: "What do you think?"
"Isn't it pregnant?" Time and Space Chicken continued his second remarks: "But I don't understand. If you say that Ren Xiaoyan is pregnant, I believe, how can Ko Lala become pregnant when she is so young? Also, Uncle Wolf is a man. Will you get pregnant too?"
"Wow... Wow..." Everyone was still vomiting hard.
Uncle Wolf raised his head as much as he could, and screamed at him, "I'm so tender, believe it or not? I'm paralyzed, who told you to get this kind of stuff back for me to eat?" Six steel knives were filled with fists. When I came out, it seemed that the killing and venting of anger was only for a while, and time and space hid behind me in a hurry: "Why, what do you mean?"
I smiled and said, "Have you forgotten? Ren Xiaoyan did not eat brains and other things again, and felt sick, not to mention that Uncle Wolf and Pandora were Europeans, not to mention brains, they didn't even eat paws and ears— What would you do if you want someone to stuff your shit into your mouth?"
Pandora Ren Xiaoyan and others gradually stopped their gestures, stood up aggressively, wiping their mouths with a fierce look, approaching from three directions towards the space-time chicken, this girl was so scared that the white hair was pulled out and caught me. Stay wailing: "Why help, I really don't know..."
You said, can I just intervene in this kind of anger, although the Buddha has the consciousness of sacrificing his life to feed the eagle, but I am not him, and secondly I always feel that this matter is unreliable. , I don’t want to eat pigeons if I’m not full. I’m not going to die in vain. I’m not going to die in vain. Me, so I immediately made a decision:
"Then what, you guys are playing, remember to close the door... I'll go out and contact Huang Tianhua first!"
… I went to Huang Tianhua as a pretense. I made trouble after I went out. According to their anger value, I would not be able to calm down after two hours. I was beaten early when I went back, and it was too late to go back-where did you let me go? Are you staying here
I wandered around the street aimlessly, and before I knew it, I strolled outside the Internet celebrity building again. Who knew there was such a coincidence in the world, I glanced into the door at will, and immediately saw my imaginary target, ready to Huang Tianhua, a promising young man introduced to Zixia!
At this moment, this girl was sitting in a daze, sighing in distress, I immediately rushed in, sitting directly in front of her, "Hey buddy, sit here as a thinker?"
Huang Tianhua glanced at me, weakly said: "Being a thinker, I am also a Venus with a broken arm! To tell you the truth, there are too many opponents, I am thinking of recruiting here!"
"What trick, the trick to chasing sleeping beauties?" I won't let go of this good thing about sleeping on pillows, and I immediately patted my chest to make sure: "I'm looking for this thing, I'm good at this!"
"You?" Huang Tianhua looked at me up and down, disdainfully said: "Are you like this? I advise you to stay somewhere cool!" "Don't underestimate people!" I pretended to smile deeply, and said mysteriously: "To tell you the truth, I really have a trick-if you can prove that you really love Sleeping Beauty, I can teach you and let you take the test in advance."
Huang Tianhua sat up straight, and looked at me up, down, left, and right for a while, and said frankly, "Unless you prove it to me."
Asking me to prove my relationship with the Meishan Seven Dwarfs is too scornful. Without a word, I called the tortoise on the side and said, "You go up and say to the people in the Sleeping Beauty's house that their friends are here. , Who will come out all right."
Master Gui looked at me for a few moments, and said directly: "Who do you think you are, can you see the people in Sleeping Beauty's house when you meet?"
This made me angry. If it weren't for something to happen today, my buddies would have to make a face, but at this time, I chose the simplest and most direct way to convince him-as soon as I stretched out my hand, I knocked the vase on the table to the floor. Then he said: "I don't have any money. If you don't ask them to come down to compensate, you can only count it as your head."
The turtle rushed upstairs immediately.
Within two minutes, Yuan Hong and Zhu Zizhen showed their heads upstairs. I stretched out my hand and waved at them, and the two of them swooped down and sat next to me. You are here, how do you say, how about we drink eighteen bowls first?"
I glanced at Huang Tianhua secretly, this girl was already stunned, I guess I had never seen the look of the seven dwarves of Meishan in front of others, and instantly petrified on the spot.
"Don't tell me, why don't we go to Jingyanggang to fight tigers and drink so much?" I ignored him, just stopped Yuan Hong, who was eager to try to call people to get wine, and said straightforwardly: "I have something to tell you, say Can I drink it afterwards?"
Yuan Hong immediately stopped: "Gongong, please give orders."
"I can't tell you the order, this is just a suggestion." I coughed twice, trying to organize my language as well as possible: "This is my friend Huang Tianhua, the second-generation official and one of the top ten outstanding youths in the country, and also Zixia. One of the suitors, I want to match, what do you think?"
When I spoke, I carefully observed their expressions, Zhu Zizhen was very happy, but Yuan Hong was a bit at a loss. It seemed that my words touched some of his deep nerves, but he quickly reacted and smiled barely. Laughing: "If you say so, then we must pay more attention to it. Anyway, we also choose the husband for Zixia. It would be great to have your suggestion-but can you be sure that he is sincere?"
I vaguely said: "The human heart is separated from the belly, this kind of thing can only be felt, I think it is true anyway..." "I am sincere!" Halfway through, Huang Tianhua suddenly reacted from the petrochemicals, tears in his eyes, hoarse voice, emotions It made me feel exaggerated, but he unconsciously confessed loudly: "I really love her!"
Zhu Zizhen whispered from the side: "I think it's quite real when I look at it. If this guy is not good at acting, this guy really loves Zixia—or else, eldest brother, you still test him?"
"The exam, you must take the exam!" Yuan Hong woke up instantly upon hearing the words, and immediately said to me: "Brother, if he can pass the oral exam, I will give him a chance to chase Zixia. Do you think it's good?"
"Row… "
"But!" Yuan Hong immediately added: "If he can't even pass this level, eldest brother, don't recommend anyone to us anymore-I know you are kind, but... I can only do this kind of thing. , Others can't help!"
I said noncommittal: "Just ask!"
Although I didn’t agree clearly, Yuan Hong was not good at coercing each other because of his affection, so he could only directly say to Huang Tianhua: "Did you understand what I said? You are trying to save face for my benefactor, if you If you can't get past, go back by yourself."
Huang Tianhua nodded resolutely: "Understand, I will come back tomorrow."
We: "... what do you understand?"
Huang Tianhua said in amazement, "Don't you tell me to come back tomorrow?"
"What he meant was to tell you not to come in the future-the greater the benefit, the greater the risk. You can't just win without losing, right?"
Huang Tianhua considered my words carefully, and finally understood the meaning of my words, and nodded again: "I understand, you can take the test!"
Yuan Hong took a deep breath: "There are only two questions I have. You have heard clearly: No matter if Zixia is poor, rich, sick, disabled, old, or ugly in the future, will you love her forever and never leave it?"
Huang Tianhua: "I am willing."
Immediately afterwards, Yuan Hong said: "If you become poor, sick, disabled, old, and ugly in the future, would you like to give Zixia a way out?"
Huang Tianhua hesitated for a few seconds: "I am willing!"
We cheered together: "No need to ask, this is the proper true love!" (End of this chapter)