Zixia used a question and answer method to force Yuan Hong to say this, and then she slapped a snake and responded with a stick. Although this scene did not shock the ancient Shuojin, it shocked us... Paralyzed, the person that Zixia originally loved It's him!
Obviously, Zixia's confession was not a painstaking effort, because after she opened the curtain and walked out, she looked at Yuan Hong face to face, and said loudly: "I have promised you, what about you, what do you think? Can you treat me as your wife?"
Yuan Hong's face turned red immediately, he didn't let his fart, and he didn't know where to put his hands. I was so anxious that I stomped my feet next to me, "Bidong, why don't Zixia use a bidong? ?"
"Yes, it's best to add another touch to kill!" Zhu Zizhen was also excited beside him, winking at me and said: "You really said that you have hit your benefactor, you are so amazing!"
"It's all pediatrics for me, nothing to boast about!" When I was excited, I seized the time to pretend to be forced, and then I started to point fingers at the scene of the beauty forced to marry and hang the silk house, jumping up and down. What are you doing? So what, everyone together—together! To be together! To be together..."
Zhu Zizhen first clapped his hands and joined the queue, followed by Dai Li, and then Wu Long—I yelled and poked at anyone next to me with my arm, and no matter who it was, just yelled: "Why don't you say anything, come," You have one too."
"Why should I have one?" A crying voice suddenly sounded beside me, "I understand now, brother, I am the negative teaching material for a long time!"
I heard something wrong, turned my head and looked, and then I found out who was Huang Tianhua who was poking around. She cried like a little boy who only tasted love. The whirling tears pulled out the bags under her eyes, and she yelled: "Jiang Shang, do you think this is interesting?"
Only then did I remember that there was this broken-hearted man beside me who was too fast and irritating. He felt soft and wanted to go up and comfort him for a while. Who knows that at this time Yuan Hong suddenly rushed to us: "Uh, this, or this. , Or you all..."
"Are we all going out?" Dai Li understood in an instant, and made a big move: "Go, make room for the boss!"
Yuan Hong was even more anxious: "I, I am not..."
"It's not a bridal chamber, it's tenderness and honey!" At this time, the people were already whizzing out, Zhu Zizhen on the tail squeezed his eyes thoughtfully, throwing down these words and immediately fleeing, Yuan Hong could only Staring at me as if asking for help, he wailed: "Gongong, I really don't..."
"You ask for more blessings, you can only carry everything by yourself!" I took Huang Tianhua out and said to Yuan Hong righteously: "You are now at the pinnacle of your life. There is only going downhill—I can tell you that there are more than 3,000 men in China now than women, and there are many old bachelors. After this gas station, you don’t want to look for that public toilet again!"
Yuan Hong was beaten up by me in an instant: "What do you mean?"
"Enlighten yourself!"
The strength that came from the hand that pulled Huang Tianhua became stronger and heavier, I didn’t dare to delay, I dropped this sentence and quickly dragged him out, and all my attention was focused on Ya- Yuan Hong and Zixia’s affairs are the key to getting him done. Persuading him to be closely related to our escape from Xiqi, I can’t ignore it!
After Huang Tianhua, who was teary and blurred, was dragged out by me, I just pushed him to the table and sat down. When I didn’t know how to speak, he snapped a hip flask and Chang Hao sat next to him. Directly said: "Drink the bar!"
Huang Tianhua didn’t say anything. He grabbed the hip flask and drank it all over his neck. The scene was exactly the same as that after the girlfriend of the poor male pig’s feet in the idol drama was snatched by the rich second generation. I immediately thought of the follow-up. Steps: Needless to say, this girl will definitely get herself drunk and then cry and yell, yelling and yelling, “I’m not drunk”, “I still want to drink”, “Children bring wine” and other lines, this The best thing for me at that time is to continue to infuse, to the death, and to break the story directly-he has slept for at least two days like this, and if he wakes up tomorrow, he will have a migraine. When we all remembered together, we fucking left...
Pay attention, I immediately nodded to myself: "Yes, just do it like this..."
Before my stunned pride passed, Huang Tianhua had already finished drinking the wine, his glasses staring at me, raised his hand, and then he fell under the table completely unconscious!
I jumped up from the stool without rubbing, "You guys are too cruel, you actually poisoned?"
Chang Hao patted his chest and assured me on the spot: "No, no, where did the poison come from, gracious..."
I stared at him for a while, then turned my head to look at Wu Long, and cursed: "I'm paralyzed, do you two feel bad when you say this?"
Chang Hao and Wu Long were embarrassed for an instant, but Yang Xian stood up and explained it to me: "Gongong, they didn’t mean that—we drank wine for Huang Tianhua, which is the monkey wine you drank with us last time. There is just one pot left, so I'm afraid this kid will turn around and disturb the boss's good deeds, so isn't it just for him to use it?"
"So that's it!" I suddenly realized: "I didn't expect you to have this hand!"
Dai Licancan said: "This was originally reserved for the old bustards and tortoises when they ran away. For the sake of the boss's happiness, I can only use it first-Grace, what do we do now? This is all over."
Zhu Zizhen squeezed over from the table to pick up Huang Tianhua and put it on the chair again, and said, "What's the matter
Before the words were over, the demons immediately objected, "You can eat a fart! Many of Zixia's friends are here. What do you say, eat or not? If you eat it, I will trouble you, but if you don’t eat, they are sure Report to the official, will we be able to go by then?"
Zhu Zi really opened his mouth and laughed: "Then all the people in my city can eat it!"
"Can you eat it..."
All the demon you talk to me. There are different opinions and no one can convince anyone. It is obviously a group of scattered sands. Without Yuan Hong, no one would accept anyone, but he was trapped by love and couldn’t come down. At this time At this moment, I can only stand up and make my debut: "Don't say it, cannibalism is always the worst strategy. How can I say that the problems that can be solved with money are small problems. Why do we have to fight and kill?"
Zhu Zizhen immediately mumbled: "The problem is that we don't have one!"
"Shut up!" Hearing what I said was reasonable, the remaining five demons were rare in their hearts. They yelled at Zhu Zi together, and then listened to Chang Hao: "Engong is reasonable, but where are we going to get so much money? Woolen cloth?"
"How many are there?"
Chang Hao was a little embarrassed and said, "If we count today, I guess there should be three hundred golden cakes, right?"
"What?" I almost didn't drop my chin on the back of my instep, my God, after spending so long in the Conferred World, I also know their currency units. According to the currency conversion here, a piece of gold cake can at least For ordinary people to live happily and happily for ten years, the meaning of one million in the sun, then these three hundred golden cakes are equal to thirty million-they only live for a few days, even if one person and ten girls per day don't need so much. , Not to mention the Internet celebrity building, even if the Haitian feast is at most half!
After thinking about it, I finally came to a reliable conclusion, and the more I thought about it, the more correct it became. I couldn’t help but yelled at them, “You grandsons must have brought Viagra, and you don’t even give it to me. It's something!"
"No, you're misunderstood. We are mainly for eating," Dai Li hurriedly explained: "Our brothers have a big appetite, and we ate so much after coming and going. Besides, the eldest brother still gives Zixia some finches every day. Tongue soup, Baixin soup and the like are even more costly!"
"Fuck!" I said directly: "There is no way, let's discuss how to eat people!"
Demons: "Uh..."
I angrily said: "Don't pretend to be innocent, can I make a mistake after you have all eaten like this?"
All the demons sighed together, Zhu Zi was really elated and triumphant: "Look, I'll say only I am your true savior!"
At this moment, the incarnation of Huang Tian on the table suddenly moved. All of us were shocked. After waiting for a long time, we realized that this girl was still in a coma. The moment before was probably caused by body pulses.—Some people It's the same when sleeping, and the body moves twice for no reason. The reason is actually very simple:
You haven't moved for a long time and your body doesn't know if you're dead, so you just jumped and tried and found that you were still alive... The same goes for Huang Tianhua just now!
However, his move reminded Yang Xian of something: "Should we kidnap him and ask his father for money?"
"Huh?" The demons all praised: "This is a good way!"
The only person who expressed disagreement was Zhu Zizhen, but he didn't dare to say it loudly, and only whispered to the side: "I don't think it's reliable, it's troublesome, it's a pleasure to finish it!"
"You really..." I sighed a long sigh, "Forget it, let me make up your mind—Zhu Zizhen, you go to Shangri-La and call them all, you are not allowed to leave any of them, and all the weapons and equipment are put on! "
"Huh?" Yang Xian immediately widened his eyes and said, "We can't leave anymore. You still call everyone else. By then, there will be no one to take the ransom. Blessed, did you make a mistake?"
I shook my head confidently: "I have already said that I will not use such low-level means as kidnapping!"
"Could it be—" Dai Li had an instant enlightenment, and said excitedly at me: "Is the benefactor for that?"
"Eh, did you think of it?" I was surprised to the other monsters: "Look at it, he has already thought of it, you don't even know why-forget it, Dai Li, tell them!"
All the demon swiftly looked at Dai Li, and he was proud of it for a moment before slowly saying: "Yangong is worthy of being an ancestor, everything is more thoughtful than we thought, the skills are more than one chip, at least seventy or eighty chips..." "Don't Nonsense," I interrupted him: "Talk about the point!"
"Yes, let me say the point!" Dai Li laughed with him, and then solemnly said: "The internet celebrity building has such a good business and there are so many people. Can only the few of us eat it?-Grace obviously asked everyone to come together for dinner. Well!"
"Puff—" I spit out a mouthful of old blood, and said to my dying breath: "You are paralyzed, I told them to stay overnight together, your uncle is only having dinner with you!" (End of this chapter)