Zhu Zizhen went out to call for people, but I just went upstairs to look for Yuan Hong Zixia no matter what happened. I was going to tell them about the night flashes. I don’t plan to wait any longer. I don’t have to hurry in case. If you get out of trouble, you will be blind. There are a lot of performances in this series of TV dramas. Tomorrow morning, you will have to make a big deal because of some trivialities. Many people will have to sacrifice their lives before letting the protagonist escape from birth. Well
When I came to the door, I knocked twice and no one responded. At this moment, I managed so much. The door was opened without closing the door. The door opened at once. After shouting and rushing in, I realized that Yuan Hong Zixia was eye-catching. Staring at me awkwardly, I stood at the door, and the two stood opposite each other with their arms around each other. From the action point of view, they were a little ready to be in contact with each other at a negative distance. After a moment of embarrassment, I immediately reacted and pretended to say: "You two practice. What about wrestling?"
The two of them were scared enough by my pushing the door, until I let out a cry of exclamation three meters apart, Zixia flushed with shame and turned her head immediately, Yuan Hong slammed his brows and urged me for mercy: "En Father, just assume you haven't seen anything..."
"No, no, I must have seen nothing!" I patted my chest and promised: "If someone asks me, is it okay to see you singing poems?"
"Well," Yuan Hong whispered: "I know I won't."
"... Nonsense, what else can you say?" I couldn't help but scold the grandson Yuan Hong in my heart. You said that lone men and widows stayed in a house for such a long time, but mortal women are not snake spirits, then they must have enough time. He has been here several times, but he did well, and he started warming up for a long time now!
At this moment, Zixia suddenly raised her head and said bluntly, "A lie is always going to be exposed. No matter how many lies you use to cover up another lie, you can't cover it. We might as well not conceal it. -Besides, ** is human nature, what can't we say?"
A good Zixia, as a daughter, I actually have this rare insight and mind. I immediately gave a high-five and praised: "Yes! I heard how good Zixia said, and then look at you... I’m right, you kid. Made a fortune!"
Zixia was praised by me. Feixia, which had just dissipated, crawled all over her cheeks again. Yuan Hong opened her mouth and smirked and began to reach out to grab the butt egg. I quickly slapped my hand and slapped it, he said: "Attention Image! In the future, don't have anything to do and scratch your butt, okay, scratch your head when you are silly and worried, scratch your head!"
Yuan Hong embarrassedly put his hand under his nose and sniffed, and then he started scratching his head again, and said, "Then I will be careful..."
"Okay, I won't talk to you about this nonsense, just talk about business!" The embarrassment was cleverly turned away by me. The business was immediately put on the agenda, and I immediately said with a serious face: "Time is not for people, we will leave tonight, and then we will return. Chaoge has a small life!"
"I listen to you!"
… After the discussion, I immediately called all the people below, Ren Xiaoyan and others rushed over from Shangri-La soon. Fortunately, Zixia’s room was quite big, and it was not crowded even if a dozen people were crowded inside. The plan was immediately supported by all members: "Okay, we wanted to leave long ago!"
I raised my hands and pressed down to signal for silence, and then solemnly said: "But now in the special situation we can only slip away. It is too conspicuous for so many people to walk through the gate together. We will go our own way, and then we will all go to the private school of the youngest member of Montenegro. Go to the assembly."
Someone immediately asked: "What is the name of the private school and where is it?"
Obviously a very simple question, but because I didn’t pay attention to it, when they asked me like this, I was confused. I opened my mouth and didn’t say a few ugliness. Fortunately, Pandora looked more clearly and immediately answered me. : "The private school is called Sanwei Shuwu, and the famous Baicao Garden is next door."
Zixia screamed immediately, and then explained to Yuan Hong: "I know there. It is said that there was a very powerful character in the private school. His surname is Lu. I don’t remember what he called—I heard that the man surnamed Lu did not read when he was a child. Okay, because the word "Zao" and the word "fen" in the fennel bean have twenty-four writing tests to be tested. He couldn't remember, so he engraved all of them on the table to cheat."
"What happened later?" I was fascinated and couldn't help asking casually: "The table is full of early words without being discovered?"
"I didn't find it, but..." Zixia grinned: "Because he carved the table with twenty-four characters on it, the table was hollowed out, so he collapsed in the exam on his face and hit his foot. The teacher ordered him to repair the table. Only after school can be dismissed-yes, because of this incident, he became very interested in carpenters, and later became the leading carpenter in the country, and his name was changed to Luban!"
Yuan Hong cooperated and said: "Wow, it's really amazing!"
We all cast contempt for this kind of people, and Zhu Zizhen said with great disdain: "Does a carpenter need to be so exaggerated, brother, your acting expression is a little bit exaggerated, you don't care!"
Yuan Hong glared at Zhu Zizhen, and when he was about to say something, he was gently pulled by Zixia, and then listened to her to continue: "The carpenter is really nothing, but this is just his superficial identity. The identity behind him is the most amazing. Well-do you know that there is a killer organization called'Xiao', Lu Ban is one of them, and his code name is only one word-'Ban!'"
"Wow!" "Really?" "Damn it, can't it..."
After a moment of silence, everyone shouted in exclamation. At the same time, they started to talk about everything. I could only raise my voice and shouted, "Can you not digress? Everyone! We are talking about running away. You talk about Mao's Uchiha Madara!"
My call immediately calmed the scene, and everyone quickly stopped speaking, but I forgot where I just said it. I didn't think of it for a long time, and I immediately asked anxiously: "What did I just say?"
"You just said the back door," Zi Xia instantly replied: "The back door of our online celebrity building is under my window. If you don't believe me, take a look..."
It's a fart. I couldn't help but rush to the back window to confirm, and then announced: "No nonsense, let's go down here, and then all the Sanwei Bookstores will be gathered!"
Yuan Hong also came over and took a look: "Big brother, this distance is too high? We are fine, but these...?" "Let's hang them down with a rope," I immediately made a decision: " Hurry up and start work!"
I rushed to the bed and grabbed the quilt and tore it, tore it into pieces and tied the knots one by one. This trick of using a bed sheet to make a rope has been played on many TVs. Although it is not surprising, it is considered the size in the eyes of ancient people. About this matter, I was enthusiastically tearing the sheets while waiting for them to come up to help, but no one came. It took a long time before I heard Yuan Hong ask carefully: "Gongong, I think it's almost done, right?"
I didn't look back and said directly: "Nonsense, do you think this is enough? Come here soon..." I suddenly felt wrong when I was talking, but when I turned my head I saw that only Yuan Hong was left in the window, and no one else knew where. When I went, I was immediately stunned and forced on the spot: "Where is the person?"
"It's all down!" Yuan Hongchao pointed out the window: "I'm waiting for you."
Where did I manage so much? I immediately rushed to the window. As soon as I got closer, I saw Chang Hao’s head and two hands resting on the window sill and smiling at me, behind was a long sloppy body directly mopping the floor, and he showed it for a long time. When the main body became a rope, I didn't know how stupid it was to tie the rope, so I immediately scolded: "Hey, you guys are playing with me, you don't say anything when I'm so busy, it's too dark!"
Yuan Hong curiously said: "No, brother, there is nothing wrong with you tearing the rope and wiping your ass on the way, why should we stop you?"
Me: "... You are paralyzed!"
The place to go downstairs is not far from the back door, and now it’s near midnight, almost everyone has already slept with the girl in their arms. We didn’t even see half of us all the way, and arrived at the door without incident. Unlocked, we pushed the door immediately and rushed out...
After we rushed out, something unexpected happened: the two turtles just carried their pants and peeed on the low wall outside the back door, and the lantern was inserted in the crack of the wall. As soon as I went out, I hit them opposite. I was scared. As soon as they jumped, they turned around and poured urine on each other's body and dripped everywhere. At the same time, the three of us all stepped back. One of the mouths we saw during the day was ready to say: "You..."
When the words were not over, Yuan Hong quickly rushed up with his eyes and kicked. This girl immediately fell over his crotch, and foamed up in his mouth—the other reaction was quick. Seeing the scene, he immediately covered the job with both hands. I stayed, but I didn’t think that the urine couldn’t stop the car at all. I kept scoffing from my fingers. Chang Hao slapped his buttocks and knocked him down on the wall. He fainted. He also spit white foam.
The beautiful blows of their quick eyes and hands not only saved us from fire and water, but also saved our buddies from the danger of exposure. They immediately aroused everyone's praise, and their faces also showed their own colors, but one of them did not. Buy it—Zixia yelled twice, and then complained:
"You are too cruel! They are not bad guys, why are you so cruel!"
Yuan Hong hurriedly explained: "We are not cruel or forced, what should we do if they want to scream? Except for killing or getting caught back, if we can't accept these two points, we can only stop them from screaming!"
Zixia said in amazement: "Why are they calling? You are not doing it..." She stopped at the middle of her words, but I already understood what Zixia meant, and immediately said to herself: "Stop! Yuan Hong said The yelling is not the same as the yelling you said. Don’t confuse it-tell you the truth. We can only sneak away if we don’t have money to give the old bustard, so these people look at us and they must be called people. Do you understand?"
"No money? Do you owe a lot of money?"
I nodded solemnly: "It's really a lot, more than 300 golden cakes don't count as your ransom money, what can you do if we don't sneak?"
Zixia was so anxious that her tears were about to come out, and she stomped her feet vigorously: "Then you don't tell me, tell me not to bring money-the jewelry under my bed is worth more than a thousand gold cakes, plus at least two thousand money, don't say anything. Even if I redeem myself and pay the bill, I will redeem a few more!" (End of this chapter)