Under the coaxing and coaxing of Ren Xiaoyan and I, the four generals of the devil family, the future four kings, were completely reduced to my day laborers. They quickly moved the food package to the car, and the time and space chicken cried on the spot: "Drink , I’m so big, I’m almost catching up with Wu Dalang... Just carrying a few sacks, does it take so much effort?"
I was too lazy to talk nonsense with the chicken, and called everyone over, and said leisurely: "These brothers are my newly hired bodyguards, so they are my own--then what, should I introduce myself?"
The Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Family piled up hemp bags on the car with no red face and no beating. Then he stood still and introduced himself one by one. First of all, the red-faced man said: "Everyone is polite! We are brothers of different surnames from Jiulong Island in the West Sea. The real name of the four generals of the Devil’s House is forgotten, and the younger brother is Mo Liqing."
Before Li Xingba's words fell, Zhu Zizhen screamed on the spot, his face full of consternation: "What, are you brothers of the opposite sex? Who is a female..." "Shut up!" Yuan Hong instantly screamed: "They're talking about different surnames and not the opposite sex, you can hear it clearly-go away, it's shameful to be fucking less!"
Zhu Zizhen went up to the edge of the promise, and then listened to the white-faced man among the four generals of the demon's family to continue. His words were really concise: "I am the second demon and red."
"I am Mo Lihai, the third."
"My youngest, my name is Mo Lishou."
We met with four brothers one after another: "Fortunately to meet, long admiration, admire and admire..." Anyway, they are clichés, and the Mojia brothers returned the greetings again and again, and the atmosphere of the whole meeting was peaceful...
But at this moment, the Chronicle Chicken who raised which pot or not, said: "I think you are quite capable. Why did my brother ask you to spend a lot of money?"
The Mojia brothers couldn’t stand it anymore. They suddenly shouted, “Don’t insult people!” When it came to this, the four brothers all put on the classic expressions when the hanging silk was insulted: tearful eyes and tight lips. Closed, strong face, forty-five degrees of upturned neck and neck, fully highlight the contradictory and intense psychological activities at this time, fully preparing for the coming of the protagonist's aura in the future, and at the same time, a great and sacred wish It also gradually formed in my mind:
'I am light, I am electricity, I am the only myth...'
The actions of the devil’s four generals shocked us. I rushed up to the Space-Time Chicken and yelled: "You know what a shit, do you understand, are people for money, mainly to experience life-talking about how vulgar money is, you kid" I don't know how to chat!"
Ren Xiaoyan also gave them a smile: "Don't worry, this kid just asks casually and has no other meaning. Besides, when we come back, no one has ever mentioned money. How can this be related to insulting you?"
The four generals of the Demon Family were right to think about it, and with sullen eyebrows, he removed the humiliated posture, and Mo Liqing said in frustration: "But what he said is correct. We were originally invited by Wen Taishi to serve for King Zhou. , And as a result, I lost my way and lost all my troubles—this is our own cause, and it has nothing to do with you!"
"Yes!" The other three brothers also said one after another: "You always have to pay back when you come out. If you make a mistake, you must admit it. If you are beaten, you must stand upright. We can afford it!"
Meishan Qi'an whispered to the side, and muttered: "Why do these guys think this is so weird?"
Jin Dasheng whispered vigilantly: "I don't think they look like good people, are they monsters?"
"Well, it's very possible!" The remaining six dwarves nodded together, and said deeply: "You must find a chance to remind your benefactor-he can be tens of thousands of people and monsters!"
Although the words of the Four Masters of the Demon Family were plain, they reminded me of their true history in Fengshen. Yes, these four brothers were originally gangsters who lived together in Kowloon. There is a house in the house and a field. Because of Taishi Wen's cause, he was killed and he was one of the rare heavyweights who rose and fell early, uh no, fourth!
But this also illustrates their position on the side. The four brothers belong to the Baoshang faction. In other words, they help Zhang Guifang or me in the same essence. In that case, why should I watch them die
I immediately said to the demon’s four generals: “I forgot to mention one thing. I am actually a second-ranked minister of Yin and Shang. I am now an old driver. I am a comrade-in-arms in the same trench as Master Wen—Zhang Guifang has been defeated. , Don’t ask for any travel expenses at all, follow me honestly, and then recommend to King Zhou to be paid according to his title, how about it?"
The Demon’s four generals were a little surprised, but soon returned to normal, and said frankly: "No wonder, no wonder, let’s just say, where is Chaoge such a heroic character, who knows that it is the old driver of Yin Shang Chong Chen... Thank you. Adults can value it. In this case, we don't think much about it. Just following you, it is considered that we have not disappointed the request of the teacher."
I introduced a few of us to the Devil’s Four Generals, and said: "Everyone, from now on, we will be comrades who have carried guns together. I hope everyone will love each other as a family — ● The revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades need to work hard!"
The crowd clapped and applauded. In the applause, I glanced roughly at the grain on the cart. I guessed it was almost the same, so my big hand suddenly waved forward: "Go! The soldiers are heading to Songcheng!"
The Demon’s Fourth General straightened his body in an instant, and shouted at me with a posture that was difficult to express but had to say: "Hey, wait, wait..."
We stopped and said strangely: "Is there anything else?"
The first three of the Mojia’s four generals all brushed and elbows one forward. Mo Lishou immediately rushed out and stammered: "Can you, can you take us to a meal?"
"Huh?" I was really finished. When he said it, I remembered: "I almost forgot about it-brothers, let's find a place to eat, eat and drink before leaving!"
The applause rang even more enthusiastically!
… We randomly found a small shop and swarmed in, sitting on the table and holding a pair of chopsticks, and started shouting: "Below the boss, hurry up!"
Ren Xiaoyan sat with me, and put her mouth close to my ear at the moment, and said, "There shouldn't be noodles in this era, right?"
"What about him?" I didn't care: "Existence is reasonable, and we are here to prevent noodles from appearing-how can you write novels?"
Ren Xiaoyan suddenly said, "That's right."
Our four-and-five-thirty gang rushed in and really shocked the boss. The fat boss couldn't say anything while standing on the pot, and he shivered and said, "Masters, you guys, you want to eat noodles?"
"Nonsense, why don't you eat noodles when the noodle shop comes in?" Without waiting for us to speak, the four generals of the Mojia immediately showed the power of the king, and said fiercely: "Stop long-winded, below, hurry up!"
The boss hurriedly said: "You guys want to order a few bowls-small shops always cook as much as they want, cook and sell now!"
Mo Liqing turned his head to look at the pot, and said casually: "Then don't do too much at a time. In this way, you will play three pots first, and we will call again if it is not enough." The rest of us were all taken aback, and I quickly said: "Overeating is not enough, can you take it easy?"
The four brothers who have already entered the noodle pot mode were greeted by my shout. They looked at me and looked at everyone, and suddenly blushed, "Excuse me, old driver, I forgot you all—" They immediately went to the boss together. Shout: "Add another pot, theirs."
The fat boss saw a group of us wicked and wicked, and his mind was that he didn’t want to take this business, but he couldn’t afford it. He had to cook the noodles one pot at a time and serve it up. The Mojia brothers served a bowl for the rest of us, and then They were lying on the pot table together and used chopsticks to fish them up without any seasoning. They rolled two rolls and stuffed them into their mouths. It was so stunned that everyone including Zhu Zi was really stunned. Go down? You're not too particular about it, right!"
Seeing them eating lively, we didn’t have much to say, letting these brothers get angry, but after just cooking three pots, the fat boss didn’t cook any more. Mo Liqing tapped the pot with his chopsticks and said: "Boss Go on, three more pots."
The fat boss wiped his greasy head from the rag, and said with a smile: "I will give the uncle Sheng if I want to drink soup."
Mo Liqing waved his hand: "I want soup and noodles, hurry up."
The boss said with a frown, "I want soup, but I really don't dare to cook anymore if I want noodles."
The Mojia brothers brushed their mouths together, and raised their heads together and shouted: "Why don't you sell it to us?" The rest of us were also very surprised. Ren Xiaoyan said on behalf of everyone, "It's not that we don't give money, boss, what are you? mean?"
"Master, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that!" The fat boss gasped and said, "Master, don't look at me, this is my own milled flour, but it's more flavorful than the noodles made outside, with a lot of oil added. The head is rubbed tighter and firmer, and the stomach will swell and enlarge after eating it for a while-as long as the customers who come to our store eat three bowls, their stomachs will definitely be swollen for a while, so the name of the store is called'San Old customers know it."
The Mojia brothers looked at each other a few times and laughed loudly together: "That's it, you think we have eaten three bowls a long time ago, why haven't we swelled?"
The boss said: "My side is called'Three Steps', and there is another name called'Going out'. I didn't feel it when I first ate it, but I can feel it after a few steps-you uncles, don't believe in evil. ate."
You say, if you say this, the Mojia brothers are willing to stay away, just glance at me with my eyes, I can’t do anything but I can only take out the money and put it on the table and say: “Forget it, boss, you accept their intentions. Even if I can't walk later, I still have a carriage, everything has nothing to do with you!"
"but… "
"Don't worry!" Zhu Zizhen suddenly yelled, "If you ask you to cook the noodles, just cook, and talk about what they want, don't say they can eat it, even if they can't eat it, I will still be there!"
The fat boss couldn’t, so he could only cook the noodles honestly. The four brothers ate three pots in one breath, and they really didn’t get down. If things stop here, it’s definitely a good thing, but it’s not the case. Because just when the four generals of the Mojia ate and drank the soup at the end, Mo Liqing suddenly found that there was a cockroach at the bottom of the pot, and there was more than one!
Mo Liqing suddenly threw his chopsticks in anger, "Look for yourself!"
The boss ran over to take a look, and he was so scared that the three souls and seven souls fell apart. After waiting for a long time, he listened to him tremblingly: "Yes, sorry, uncle, the shop must gather seven cockroaches to get another bowl. , You only have six... "
At the same time, a flower suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and a long-lost handwriting appeared in front of my eyes: "Congratulations on finding another dish of the feast of gods and ghosts—youtou noodles!" (End of this chapter)