This is an era of sad reminders. The most sad reminder is not that there is no paper in the toilet, or that meat is only eaten with soup or barbecue. What really hurts my heart is to hurry-paralysis, it can be reached within two hours by driving. We have to ride for three weeks in this place, no wonder there are so few long-distance relationships in ancient times, and co-authoring is just a fucking widow!
Three weeks from Chaoge to Xiqi, another three weeks from Chaoge to Chaoge, and six months from Chaoge to Kunlun Mountain... How can I reward good and punish evil? My grandson will be able to make soy sauce after two more trips!
In such a sad situation, it is natural for me to think about Meishan Qi'ao, so I asked Yuan Hong and said, "Discuss something, buddy: Chaoge is a thousand miles away from Kunlun Mountain, here we are. It takes too much time to go, is there any trick to save me a little trouble?"
Yuan Hong said directly: "If you have any ideas, it's okay to say it!"
I pondered: "That's what I think. You brothers all have the ability to soar through the clouds and fog, can you let someone carry us on?" "Come on with you?" Yuan Hong said, "Gongong, you and that big brother Jin are both The body of ordinary people has not been cultivated, and is extremely heavy, and very people can move with their backs unless..."
"Unless?" My eyes lit up suddenly: "Who, brother, who will do it?"
Yuan Hong confessed: "To be honest, the only ones our brothers can trust are Zhu Zizhen and Jin Dasheng. Although they look inconspicuous, they have great strength in basic skills. It should be no problem to carry you two in the past. It's a bit difficult..."
Suddenly I remembered the plot in the TV series, and suddenly became nervous: "Could it be that we need to consume the cultivation base, and the thousand-year-old white snake will become only five hundred years old at a time?"
Yuan Hong said, "That won't be enough, but they must show their true bodies. I don't know if they are willing or not-one of them loves beauty and the other is lazy. It might be a little difficult for you to convince them!"
I know the two things Yuan Hong said very well. Jin Dasheng always likes to wear red, green and creamy powder. In Yuan Hong's eyes he loves beauty, but in my eyes he is a mother, commonly known as a ladyboy. Zhu Zi is really simple, except for eating basics. There are not many things that can call him, the principle is very strong: can sit and never stand, can lie down and never sit, can be paralyzed and never lie down...
I asked Yuan Hong directly: "You are their boss, don't you speak for it?"
Yuan Hong laughed and said with a self-deprecating smile: "I am their boss, but our group itself is very independent. Even I can't force others to do it-everyone in the group has their own private space, and I want to interfere with others. He has too much private life, and I will definitely not be the next election."
He told me with certainty: "Gongong, it's better to try it yourself, maybe the effect is better."
I helplessly said: "This is the only trick, I think about it."
Coming out of Yuan Hong's house, I glanced at Uncle Wolf who had been following but never said a word, and discussed: "Uncle Wolf, who do you think is easier to talk to?"
"Zhu Zizhen," Uncle Wolf made a decision without even thinking about it: "He likes food is a weakness. I think we can start from this aspect. Relatively speaking, I can't think of Jin Dasheng."
"But haven't you thought about it, Zhu Zi is really a pig!" I am embarrassed: "Do you think it sounds good for us to ride a pig to Kunlun? Why did Prince Charming marry a princess not because he rode a white horse? Do you think there is still a scene if he rides an ostrich?"
"Listen to what you said, that Yuanshi Tianzun should be a god, how can he judge people by appearance?" Uncle Wolf complained: "You are too superficial, right?"
"Hey, Uncle Wolf, don't say anything. Really, I don't want to say that you are messing up," I dissatisfied: "Uncle Wolf, all the angels on your side are beautiful and ugly, and the devil is all ugly. The beauty casts demons and demons... You are so embarrassed to say!"
Uncle Wolf was spotted by me, and he broke the subject with a dry laugh. He closed the case and said as if: "We can only find Jin Dasheng, but he has to-you can tell me the specific steps, and I will listen to you. ."
I thought about it and made a difficult decision: "According to me, you can only use a man as bait to lure him!"
"What, man...?"
"Yes, man!" I looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, with a solemn and determined expression: "If I guess correctly, Jin Dasheng should be GAY, and Gemini's GAY, we must find a man to arouse his interest! "
"Why is it Gemini?"
I reminded him: "Don't forget, when Huang Tianhua confessed that day, Jin Dasheng was in a bad mood-who else could be such a sentimental person besides Gemini?"
Uncle Wolf said: "Even if you are right, but where do we go to find such a person he can see... You don't want to go on your own, do you?"
I was taken aback by his words, and said anxiously: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a straight man!"
Uncle Wolf said, "Don't you often say that'the same sex is true love, and the opposite sex is only for the reproduction of offspring'? It's really hard to tell if you are a straight man..."
As for this, what else can I do, I can only tell my plan and plan, frankly and leniently: "I said, I said, don’t guess randomly—I mean to discuss with Jin Dasheng, if he is willing to give it to you at any time. I greet him and send it to him. Then I will reward Huang Tianhua to him after I break through Xiqi-he was drooling when he stared at Huang Tianhua, don't tell me that the attraction is not enough!"
"He, that must be fine..."
The facts are just as I expected, how could Jin Dasheng, a master who loves beautifully, easily agree to be a mount for me? I kindly said that a basket of mouths were almost worn out and no substantial progress was made. In the end, I just threw it away. What phone Huang Tianhua, Jin Dasheng only agreed, but it wasn't him—I just knew that Jin Dasheng had seized the mount for a long time, but because the other six brothers didn’t have it, I didn’t dare to say it and put it back temporarily. In the deep mountains and forests, now that the situation is critical, he risked being ridiculed by the six brothers for a period of time, which was regarded as indirect fulfillment of the terms of the contract.
As far as Uncle Lang and I are concerned, as long as we can go back and forth quickly to Kunlun, the mount is not too ugly, and it is said that this mount is still very good, so we immediately agreed, so Jin Dasheng took us to Weishui outside Chaoge. Zhibin, buried his head in the water, gurgling, it was a burst of blisters spreading far away.
After waiting for a while, I saw a wave of water quickly approaching the riverside from a distance. Jin Dasheng made a whistle with excitement. The water suddenly burst like a splash of several tens of meters high, and something suddenly jumped out of the water— This thing looks like a unicorn, with a dragon mouth lion head, fish scales oxtail, tiger claws and antlers. The whole body is red. It can lift the clouds and ride the fog, and can also step on the water and submerged waves. It has a pair of big eyes that are unusually smart, and it looks simply beautiful!
As soon as this thing came ashore, it rubbed against Jin Dasheng and squeezed it. It was very intimate. Jin Dasheng laughed and scratched its head a few times before introducing: "This is the mount I encountered in the deep mountains and water pools. , Commonly known as the Golden Crystal Beast, I gave it the name Little Lotus Leaf-the black-faced one is called Xiao Nuomi, hum, my little lotus leaf is all wrapped up as soon as it comes out!"
… Nima, why do I sound so familiar with this thing? Isn't the water-saving Jinjing beast the mount of the Bull Demon King? Why does Jin Dasheng also have one? According to the concept of the general theory of relativity, it should be that the water avoiding beast is naturally attracted to the cattle people, so if the cattle become refined, there will be one; according to the special theory of relativity, this Jin Dasheng is the bull demon king, and they can do it from this point. Proof; of course, there are some other possibilities. For example, Jin Dasheng was the ancestor of the Bull Demon King, and the Water Avoiding Beast as a heirloom passed down from generation to generation and finally reached the hands of the Bull Demon. I found a bull spirit similar to Jin Dasheng's blood to recognize the master, and it turned out to be cheaper than the bull demon king-too many possibilities!
It’s just that I’m determined not to touch it when it’s not time to deal with it, and I’m doing my best to find something for myself!
After introducing the water-saving Jinjing Beast, Jin Dasheng introduced us again: "Little lotus leaf, here, these two are my good friends. They are going to do some very important things now, but they can’t fly, so they only I can count on you-during this period of time to help me pick them up, there is no way, I am stupid and I can't care about being a big brother, right?"
The water avoiding beast hummed a few times and looked very dissatisfied. Jin Dasheng kept on hearing it again. It took him a long time to reluctantly let it agree to our request to ride, and at the same time, he told us how to call it... After half an hour, we were burdened by it. Soaring in the sky, moving towards Kunlun Mountain!
The speed of the water-shielding golden crystal beast is really not covered. It only took me about the time I usually queued up in the school cafeteria for food, finished the meal, and then washed the dishes and returned to the bedroom. We have landed leisurely on the top of a huge mountain, far away. Looking from afar, there is a magnificent palace at the end of the snow line, shining brightly in the sunshine on the top of the snow.
Little Lotus Leaf snorted twice, which means that the above has reached the no-fly zone of Yuxu Palace. Except for the mounts they allow to fly to the docking platform, other mounts can only dismount and walk here, and the rest of the road is only Can we go by ourselves...
What else is there to say, let's go!
So I told Little Lotus Leaf: "Then you can go play it yourself, and we will call you when we need it-it's hard work!"
The little lotus leaf snorted, and immediately rose into the air with a kick on all fours, hula la and disappeared without a trace...
Uncle Wolf and I smiled and were about to turn around and hurry. Suddenly something flashed out of the corner of our eyes, and at the same time a needle-like tingling tingling came from our back-we both turned around in an instant, only to realize that we had already stood behind us at some point. He was wearing a golden crown and draped neatly, holding a golden three-pointed and two-edged sword in his hand, looking at us with cold eyes.
Apart from other things, just talking about the momentum and the equipment on my body, I have clearly realized the gap between us and him, which is equivalent to the difference between Alto and Audi. There is no need to pull out, just look at the appearance and we have lost 80%!
Who is he, is he an enemy or a friend
It's friends, we made a lot of money, but I guess we have no luck; it's an enemy, we're dead, we can't get away even if we want to run!
When we looked at him, the golden crown man spoke arrogantly: "Who are you and why are you here?"
Uncle Wolf is getting used to being arrogant and arrogant. If he can bear the idleness, he immediately spouts: "Why do you check us? You are not the city manager..." You said, if you say this, we still have ours, so don't wait. After Uncle Wolf finished speaking, I rushed to his front to hold him tightly, and said to the Golden Crown man with a smile on my face: "Don’t be angry, God, my uncle’s brain is not good, I will answer and I will answer—we It's a pass!"
The golden crown man said blankly: "Who are you?"
My head was sweaty, but I quickly made what I thought was a perfect answer: "I'm a cowboy!"
"Cowboy, what's the proof?"
I pointed towards the sky: "Did you see it just now, my cow just flew away... Who else can I be if I am not a cowboy?"
The golden crown man looked at me suspiciously: "Really?"
"Absolutely true, you think, besides Cowherd in Heaven, who else will herd cows?!"
The golden crown man Leng Ding pointed to Uncle Wolf: "Then who is he?"
I gritted my back tooth socket and said: "In order to expand my business, I am going to buy a few more cows-he is my new recruit!" (End of this chapter)