We stood still three or four meters together, looking at each other. I was so angry that my dantian was about to shout out the first thing that changed. At this moment, the trees in the forest shook for a while, and the canopy of snow was puffing. Spreading all over the ground, Uncle Wolverine came out of the forest and shouted loudly: "Stop! What can happen to me..."
From these simple words, Uncle Wolf reveals a deep friendship with me and a heart of love and care. When he gets bigger, he can stand behind me and block bullets. When he looks smaller, he can also lend me money to spend. The peculiar feeling came up in an instant—not basic emotions, but a feeling of blood thicker than water, as if a certain connection we have known for a long time has been sealed in dust for too long, and now suddenly opened—ash and fucking spider webs suddenly It squirted out, and I was moved a little bit of eye sockets, a little bit to cry!
I can't let him continue to carry it, I have already taken over this battle!
"Uncle Wolf, it's not the principal who asked me to open the room. Why are you in a hurry?" I waved at him carelessly: "I have discussed with Yang Jian for a try. Would you like to watch it first?"
Hearing what I said, Uncle Wolf certainly didn't understand it, but fortunately, he had been with us for many days. He knew that I had his own Xiao Jiujiu in my heart, so he naturally rushed to Yang Jian and sneered: "Then you are over."
Yang Jian probably didn't guess that Uncle Wolf could come back, so he was a little confused: "Why are you back?"
Uncle Wolf snorted heavily, raised his hand to shake the six shining sharp blades in front of him, and then slowly retracted into his fist with a chuckle, and said with disdain: "For me, fighting is the most serious, and it's so easy to die. ?"
Yang Jian's pupils shrank suddenly: "... Immortal?"
Uncle Wolf ignored him, so I had to cough twice to remind Yang Jian, "Does this immortal have anything to do with you? Let's try this. It's too disrespectful if you ignore him and ignore me?"
Yang Jian could only turn his head to look at me, and said helplessly: "Well, let's compare first-you really have a little way, you can't die, it seems I really need to pay attention."
"It's up to you," I cut into the subject quickly: "how do you like to do it, if you don't do it, I'll be ready to start."
"Wait," Yang Jian stopped me with a bewildered look, his face was weird but he couldn't tell what was going on, "Let me think about it..." This kid was obviously frightened by the scene of Uncle Wolf coming back. Feeling weird but I don’t know how to say it, but I was worried but didn’t catch it. I can only sigh and find him down the stairs: "Are you hungry, or let's eat first?"
Yang Jian's eyes lit up suddenly, "Okay!"
"Virtue, I have never seen anyone who would eat before I was too embarrassed to kill others!" Uncle Wolf muttered contemptuously. He took out the pieces of meat and steamed buns from the luggage we carried, and cut them into several pieces with a bright knife. : "Eat."
Yang Jian's expression tightened, "This..."
Uncle Wolf and I were immediately dissatisfied: "It's not poisonous, if you don't worry, we will eat you."
Yang Jian snorted, "I didn't bring it, and I didn't expect to eat yours. Didn't this hit you-I'm a vegetarian, but I don't want this meat." A self-confident and arrogant person like him can withstand this kind of run. He took the steamed bun from Uncle Wolf's hand and bit his mouth fiercely. After chewing a few times, his face suddenly changed and said, "Huh?"
We hurriedly asked: "What's the matter?"
Yang Jian clicked his lips a few times before saying: "This is a good job—**bought it?"
Uncle Wolf said blankly: "I just bought it on the side of the road," he couldn't help adding: "You are good at kung fu but you are so indifferent to eating. You can use it when you have time. Have you practiced?"
Suddenly, Yang Jian was stunned. He lowered his hands a little lonely, and said calmly, "I have to practice. If others don’t have good skills, at most they won’t be able to make money or get promoted, but I can’t. If I don’t have good skills, it’s all over..."
I heard these words familiar to me, and coupled with Yang Jian’s unhappy appearance and his legend, I suddenly guessed something in my heart. Although it is not specific, I am roughly the same-Ya is a murder machine cultivated by the Jade Emperor since childhood. Except for killing people, it is killing gods. Henggu hasn't changed. If it's not that the girl is mentally ill, it is forced-I don't know if his mother's BI's or his uncle's BI's!
After touching his heart, Yang Jian quickly recovered his indifference and calmness. He ignored me and only slowly finished eating the six steamed buns and pickles we brought. Uncle Wolf and I sat next to him and watched him finish eating. After digesting, he has already stood up first, shaking his clothes and the scum of steamed buns in his hands, and calmly said: "I'm done, how are you guys?"
I observed the surrounding environment. This is a rare flat land on a snowy ridge. On the left is the rolling mountains, and on the right is the pool formed by dense forest and melting snow. It is my ideal environment, so I finally glanced at Yang Jian. : "If you get used to walking after dinner, I can wait."
"No," Yang Jian shook his hands and feet to move himself away: "But if you need time after I change, I can keep it for you-not too long, but enough for you to walk around and digest."
I smiled and said, "You are a bit human now."
Yang Jian shook his head slightly and sighed, "I'm sorry, I did this. Although you are the first opponent to invite me to dinner, I still have to kill you... Uh, I have to remind you first."
"What?" Uncle Wolf and I said together: "Is there any discussion?"
Yang Jian whispered: "I just want to remind you that if you plan to go to Lord Yan to sue me after you die, don't bother. He can't offend me. If you sue it, it will be a waste of money."
"Don't worry, I really have no plans!" These words came out, and it is estimated that today's battle will be unavoidable. I can only take a breath of activity and formally breathe out: "Ready?"
Yang Jian stared at me intently: "Bring the horse here!"
Without saying a word, I immediately shouted out: "Become a sparrow!"
When I shouted this, I was actually looking forward to it. I don’t know how Yang Jian’s changes are, whether it’s the TV turning magic that makes a big change alive, or Lolixi’s kind of person who needs to cooperate with smoke and sparks to get out of it. It's very different. Otherwise, it's the tricks of science fiction stunts. The whole face is stretched and stretched, and the skin and bones of the whole body are deformed. When there are almost piles of slimes, then you can make a new individual
This mood is almost the same as when I went to the playground when I was young.
… But I miscalculated!
After I yelled it out, Yang Jian didn’t change at all. He even stunned for a while, and then stared at us very vigilantly and suspiciously, saying, “Uh, would you? Won’t wait for me to become a bird, uh, shoot me with a bow?"
I immediately jumped up and down, and screamed, "Why don't you believe in people?"
"That's it, do you find it interesting to doubt your opponent like this?" Uncle Wolf also said angrily: "You are insulting us!"
As soon as we said, Yang Jian immediately rubbed his head like a migraine with his hands. The facial features were tangled in a pile, and he was worried and said: "I just received the sound transmission from Uncle Master. I must not believe you, saying that you just killed you with scheming-you said, how can I trust you?"
I instigated Yahuazi for a while, and then said to him earnestly: "The trust between people is the foundation of social development. You said that everyone should be filled with this negative energy in their hearts. How can our society develop? Progress, shouldn't you, as a god, contribute positive energy to society?"
"You make sense, but..." Yang Jian continued to rub his head: "I don't know what to do!"
"Let's do it then," I simply pointed to the water pool next to me: "We stay here, you go by the water pool over there, you can change whatever I want you to change-this distance is always enough, let alone use A bow and arrow can't shoot you even with Scud!"
Yang Jian suddenly raised his head, staring at me and Uncle Wolf carefully and said, "Are you willing?"
I didn’t care: "This is not a question of whether you are willing or not. It is a question that you have been brainwashed by your uncle. For the smooth progress of our game, I have no choice but to do this. Although I am quite unhappy, it is nothing. Are you not forced?"
Yang Jian nodded at me with shame, and said gratefully: "Thank you."
"It's okay, go quickly," I said to him sincerely, "Long live understanding!"
Yang Jian raised his hands, hula la, and flew up and down like a big bat to the edge of the pool, then stood still, and shouted from a distance: "Okay, you can come again..."
At this time, Uncle Wolf suddenly leaned to my side: "He has gone far, should we run away?"
I hurriedly stopped him: "Then you can run away. Besides, my plan is not like this!"
"Ah? Didn't you plan to trick him away?" Uncle Wolf was surprised: "You run, I will cover you, anyway, he won't kill me..."
"I'm really not this plan, you just have to look good," I sighed and grinned at Uncle Wolf: "If my plan fails then, if you don't say anything, I can only ask you to give it to my queen—does that matter? ?"
Uncle Wolf: "..."
I turned my head and waved at Yang Jian, who was waiting for me to speak, and shouted loudly: "Then I'm about to start—" He nodded at me and waited with all his concentration, so he continued: "The first one, become a pheasant! "
Under the dazzling sunlight reflected from the snow, Yang Jian's body suddenly twisted and deformed, like a transformer, deforming bones and bones, and flesh and flesh. The speed was so fast that my eyes could barely keep up. It was only a short period of three to five seconds. In an instant, he completely changed from a person to a chicken, a colorful rooster, flapping his wings a few times and even raised his neck and yelled: "Oh oh oh—"
Uncle Wolf and I couldn't help but applaud: "That's amazing!"
The pheasant yelled a few times, then landed on the ground again and stood still, waiting for me to continue. I couldn't help but sighed and shouted at him from a distance: "Yang Jian, you are really amazing. It seems that I have to find A difficult change makes you change, otherwise, I will really lose... Well, I have thought about the second change, are you ready?"
Pheasant nodded without saying a word, and continued to wait for my instructions.
I took a deep breath and shouted, "Secondly, become a goldfish!"
The pheasant jumped up and jumped like flying into the pool next to him. From our position, he also quickly and accurately turned into a goldfish, swimming in the snow pool, floating and sinking. , Like showing off to us and like provoking us...
However, there is no but anymore!
I desperately suppressed the excitement and watched the goldfish rise and fall in the pool, silently counting the seconds in my heart, and it didn’t take long to watch it suddenly flung its tail and dived deep into the water. I took a deep breath of excitement and tried to call Yang Jian’s name several times. , But he remained silent. At this time, my desperately restrained mood finally broke out. I stomped happily and yelled: "It's a success, it's a real success!"
"how… "
"Uncle Wolf, you don't understand this!" I pointed to the goldfish in the pool and laughed: "The memory of the fish is only seven seconds. It took Yang Jian to become a fish for more than seven seconds, and he must have forgotten how to change back. !" (End of this chapter)