Lu Ya’s so-called random play is just an argument, in fact it’s not, but I didn’t know it at the time, but after getting familiar with it, he told me the truth of the matter. It was a very mysterious and weird story. The protagonist of the story is a ghost. Chef, the whole thing happened to him...
The matter of enshrining the gods was originally negotiated by the three Yuanshi Tianzun, Laozi, and the leader of Tongtian. After the election, it was finally settled on Jiang Ziya. The matter went smoothly, except that Tongtian was halfway through the Western Zhou Dynasty. The leader was taken away by Hongjun's ancestor due to repeated fouls. Later, the power of the gods was completely transferred to Jiang Ziya, and the whole matter was somewhat out of control.
The matter of enshrining the gods is settled. Although it looks beautiful on the surface, there are countless churches who are not convinced in private. There are three main reasons:
First, King Zhou brutally killed countless evildoers, and in the end he was able to make gods and immortals. He had no credit but no credit but no hard work. It was just that he killed a few ministers and engaged in a few court ladies, and then hid in Chaoge Palace. Every day, Hu Tianhudi finally got a job in the establishment, and there is real power. How can you say that this has closed the eyes of the countless soldiers who died
Second, Daji was ordered by Empress Nuwa to go down the mountain to destroy the Shang Dynasty’s 800-year foundation. She is a weak banshee. What else can she do besides deceiving King Zhou to destroy the Great Wall. Killing, killing, and rushing, until the day of success, the monsters who are used to confuse the Chaogang are pressed at the bottom of the North Sea... What do you think this makes our comrades who are lurking behind enemy lines think? Who can stand a false and wrong case
Third, in addition to merits but not rewards, it is no merit. In the Conferment of Gods, Jiang Ziya made all the wives and wives of a group of generals who have good relations with him as gods. For example, his own wife Ma is a broom star. Even the two young wives who jumped off the building have become the queen star and the red star, the king of Zhou himself has a god No mention, what the hell does this mean
In addition to these three biggest points, there are also a lot of small problems, like Yuhun Fei Zhongfeng, which aroused the dissatisfaction of countless celestial daoists among the three mountains and five sacred mountains. As more and more people learn about this, things can't be covered by the damn...
Of course, although Lu Ya didn't say anything in this matter, he didn't do nothing. To a certain extent, he was also very dissatisfied with the award, but after all, it was made by his nephews. It would be too cheap to raise the price directly, so I didn't say it, but it pushed a wave at the moment when the fuse happened, and pushed the matter thoroughly in the hope that the world would not be chaotic.
The fuse is very simple, it is the contest between God of Cookery and Ghost Chef. According to common sense, Ghost Chef can find recipes that are more delicious than the heavens in the underworld. If it hadn't been for Lu Ya to secretly give him the shuttle system of the legendary world, he would have lost it. , Where is our story today
To put it simply, this paralyzed shuttle legend was created by Lu Ya, and the reason is just like what he said: I was so fucking boring, so I played it around and got out of it accidentally...
We have already said the following story. The ghost chef won the championship with the whole table of ghosts and ghosts learned in the legendary world. The Jade Emperor Longyan rejoiced and took the initiative to call the ghost chef. Official, who knows that he stubbornly said that he wanted to rehabilitate the wrongful prison, let the Jade Emperor thoroughly investigate the mistakes and omissions in the entire Conferred God, and set national standards to compensate those who have been wronged and punished. The Jade Emperor is still stubborn. He was willing to make concessions, and finally chose the life path of the thirty-sixth reincarnation and never surrendered. In addition to completely preventing the Jade Emperor from coming to Taiwan, it also greatly encouraged Jiejiao Sanxian’s confidence and pushed the whole thing forward. !
Then, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang of the Immortal Buddha World rebelled in Daze Township...
According to Lu Ya’s dictation, I roughly sketched the scene at that time. The crowds of demons danced in a faint darkness, and the densely organized Jiejiao scattered demons held large banners. For the first time, they put forward a fair, just and open slogan, demanding that the Emperor Jade Emperor and the Conferred God be held together. The main officials of the People’s Republic of China conducted a dialogue and had a deep and close exchange of spirit and flesh, life and death, but unfortunately they failed-the Jade Emperor did not pee, and mobilized one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to suppress them. Throwing smoke bombs, under the cover of gunpowder smoke, carried out a brutal massacre on these scattered immortals!
Is this okay? !
The Jade Emperor clearly made a mistake in this approach. You must know that even though the teachings are now holding political power, the teachings are only aimed at people, and the teachings are directed at the broader biosphere. We will not talk about the birds and beasts. A large number of fat fish, insects, bacteria and even microorganisms, although their lifespan is too short to be refined, quantitative changes can always cause qualitative changes. There are always a few outstanding freaks in the evolution of the earth for hundreds of millions of years. Birth, this is all provoke!
The two most famous of these are the deaf and dumb. As the name suggests, the deaf is a deaf and the dumb is a dumb. Both were born hundreds of millions of years ago, almost the same as the era of the founding Yuanling-although no one of these two Knowing what the body is, but there was no one at that time, even if the ancestors of humans had just completed the transformation from multi-cell to primate purpose, it was reasonable for them to be willing to stand firm.
Of course, when I heard this, I made some reliable speculations: if the sky is deaf, it should belong to some kind of worm if there is no accident, and the possibility of pork tapeworm or earthworm is not even ruled out; the ground is dumb, I think it should be a cockroach. Commonly known as Xiaoqiang, because only they have such a strong vitality that can live for thousands of years to cultivate into a fine... This is just speculation, no one has seen it anyway, no one can guarantee that there are really cockroach fairies and pork tapeworm fairies in the world, right
After these two came out, they became more interesting. The two directly had a conversation with the ancestor Hongjun, and they reprimanded them as if they were elders who hated iron and steel, so that the ancestor Hongjun had to release the master of Tongtian and let He re-drawn the outline of the world of conferred gods. After a series of dialogues, negotiations, protests, and compromises with Yuanshi Tianzun and Lao Zi San, he finally came up with the demolition and relocation... Uh no, the compensation and compensation opinion on the unjust case, and all People settle down one by one—
For example, the Nine-Tailed Fox was eventually sent to a small country called the Wa country to become a god who protected them; Su Daji was sent to the West and became a new generation of archangel under the arrangement of a quasi-teacher, who specializes in dealing with human suffering, and She changed her name to Michael and witnessed her rebirth; even King Wen became the prophet Abraham according to his wish, walking on the earth to bless everyone, and descendants even witnessed the birth of Jesus and completely broke with China...
Of course those are for the rest. What I am going through is the first half of this history.
Lu Ya’s story is very good. The description in some places is not even comparable to Li Boqing. Uncle Wolf and I were almost stupid. Fortunately, we were also people who have experienced strong winds and waves, and quickly discovered the loopholes in Ya. , "Great God Lu Ya, what are you doing now?"
Lu Jiang pretended to be indifferent and said, "At that time, I was deeply involved in the construction of the legendary world system. I worked overtime every day, so this matter didn't get involved. Or how did you come in now? It's not thanks to me? "
"No, you have a problem with this," I chuckled and smiled: "Just now I felt something was wrong. According to your statement, this system was built by you, so why is there no legend about you in the world-you don't It’s not your style at all to put it in the box and press the bottom of the cabinet after getting it out."
"Why do you have my legend, er, I am... I am low-key!" Lu Ya said hastily: "You don't understand how lonely invincible is. If I am not cold in this high place, do you have this thought?"
"Where does the spirit of fire come from, where is it not very cold?" I retorted: "It is undeniable that you are indeed a great god, and you have experienced the chaos after the conquest, but you have to say that this system is you I don’t believe in the construction—how do you say that, your strength and knowledge are at most in this piece of paper, although it can distort the way the paper is folded, you are not enough to say that the paper is torn!"
Lu Ya was stunned for an instant: "Who said this?"
"Bai Heshou, another great god in the legendary world," I said lightly: "If you want to continue bragging, I can only treat you as an actor. I can't cooperate at all!"
Lu Yi and I stared at each other without evasiveness. For a moment, sparks splashed and soldiers greeted each other. Both sides saw something deep in our hearts from each other's eyes. Lu Yi's eyes were filled with temptation, speculation, doubt, and even a little hesitation. , My eyes must be decisive, resolute, and decisive-although we didn't say anything, we have played countless rounds invisibly. The result is simple. I won a complete victory and Lu Ya was completely defeated!
He looked away reluctantly and said, "It seems that you are really smart..."
"That's for sure, can you not be shrewd when you get here?" I said very easily: "Since you didn't make this system, why are you looking for us, do you want something or have any ideas?"
Lu Ya suddenly sighed and said faintly: "Since you can see it, let me tell you the truth-I have lived in this world for many years. The ghost cook you mentioned, learned from his mouth that this is different from the outside world, and always wanted to go out and have a look, but I have been studying hard for many years and only initially grasped the monitoring of time and space fluctuations, and there is no way to break through time and space, so... "
"So you want to go out?" I pale said: "How can you play without you in this world? At least no one can kill the nine-tailed fox!"
"Don't you have a summoning system?" Lu Ya accompanied with a smile: "Could it be like this, I will help you fix the things inside, and then when you go out you tender me out to play?"
I suddenly said, "You are just like Smith, the anti-virus software in The Matrix, holding your energy just to be a living person?"
Lu Ya said carefully: "That's what it means, look at..."
"No problem!" I made a decision immediately after two rounds of my mind, and waved a big hand: "Okay, I promise you this thing!" Unlike The Matrix, there are obviously two sets of shuttle systems in my legendary world. The original version is in my hands. The pirated version is in the hands of others. Since Lu Ya has this idea, even if I don’t let him go out, he will find another way. Maybe it will be more troublesome at the time-I might as well take him out and master it. In my own hands!
It's like what it says on TV, if you want someone else to steal something, the best way is to steal it yourself, and then you will steal some hair!
Lu Ya suddenly cracked his mouth and smiled...
Then I said: "You can do something before this, right?"
Lu Ya was awe-inspiring in an instant, "Is it Yuxu Palace's business? Don't worry, I will do it for you!"
"The Yuxu Palace thing is definitely yours, but what I'm talking about now is another thing," I took a piece of cloth from my pocket and handed it over, "You wipe the eye feces first, and your face looks with the eye feces. It's too conspicuous, it's a bit responsive!"
Uncle Wolf immediately added: "Most eye drops are getting angry, so you don't usually stay up late!"
Lu Ya: "... Uh, I see."
I saw him rubbing his eyes and his heart suddenly moved, but I just thought about it and didn't say: "Eh, is this cloth used before... Paralyzed, I don't remember!" (End of this chapter)