Yuxu Palace is located on the top of Kunlun Mountain. High altitude and low oxygen are inevitable. In addition, they teach and advocate vegetarianism. It is reasonable that high altitude sickness and protein deficiency diseases are high. I accurately judged from Lu Ya’s description. After all of this, I took the risk with my confidence, and I was in the ass!
In a word, the diseases caused by these two points are roughly nothing more than these types: eating vegetarian, lack of vitamins will cause athlete's foot, lack of protein is bone hyperplasia, hypoxia is migraine and high blood pressure, after squatting suddenly stand up in front of you must be black. …
Hearing what I said, everyone in the hall immediately exchanged their eyes with big eyes and small eyes, and the whispers gradually rang. The solemn sight faded away, and Yuanshi Tianzun couldn’t help but look sideways: “Oh, there is such a thing. thing?"
"It is necessary, Tianzun," I vowed: "Is it true that you can't just listen to me? Practice is the only criterion for verifying all truth, so we must verify-I don't know if you explain to disciples, Does anyone have a bad foot odor? Or, is there anyone who grows more bones inexplicably? Otherwise, have you ever squatted and got up again when your eyes were dark... These are all early symptoms and you must pay attention to them. My dear, you will be the same as Jiang Ziya if you are not cured!"
Many disciples look at me and I look at you, but some people raised their hands coldly, "I, here I..."
Looking around, the man who raised his hand was a fat and strong man in his fifties with a fat head and big ears on his stomach. His head was bald except for a circle of hair on the side. I immediately asked, "What is your problem?"
"Foot, foot smell..."
"Pick off your shoes and show me!"
The fat bald head looked at Yuanshi Tianzun from a distance and saw no objection. He immediately started pulling shoes and socks in a hurry. At the same time, he pulled back a large area like a tide, and countless people began to cover their noses and yelled, "Don't stop, don't stop. You go and pick it up in front of him, what does it mean to leave us here?"
The fat bald smiled awkwardly, and quickly came to me and took off my shoes. I barely opened my eyes as soon as I took off my shoes—what is the numbness of the feet? The smell of human feet is pungent, and his eyes are directly dazzling. It's damn fast catching up with biochemical weapons!
I just wanted to speak, when the fat bald man suddenly trembled and stopped, his whole body was motionless like a woodcarving, and then I heard Yuanshi Tianzun’s unhappy voice from above: "Uh, taking off your shoes is a troublesome thing. Come on, I'll help you show off as a teacher..."
With that said, the shoes and socks on the fat bald feet suddenly became transparent, and a pair of devastated Hong Kong feet immediately appeared in front of me. Fortunately, it was tasteless. I almost felt nauseous when I saw it, so I made my own without checking. Judgment: "This is too typical. Come and see everyone. This is just an example!"
Everyone waved their hands together: "... We didn't watch it, you worked hard!"
Seeing that the fat man's foot odor had come to a conclusion, three or five people immediately raised their hands in a hurry: "We also have problems..."
"Say one by one, I don't have to watch it. Anyway, I mean the same thing," I said at random, "You say it."
Two young people flashed out of the crowd instantly, and they swiped and took off their hats at me from a distance, immediately revealing the two bones and fleshy horns on top of their heads, one on the left and one with gold rims in white clothes, and one of them with silver rims in white clothes: "We have horns!"
"I can't do anything when it grows up," I smiled bitterly. "The only thing I can do now is to adjust your diet as much as possible, so that at least this horn will not continue to grow. It’s better to sign than not to be gregarious in the future!"
Two boys: "..."
After the typical case came out, more disciples followed up and raised their hands, but I didn’t look at it again—I didn’t really come to treat the disease. Since I proved my theory is correct, I should do more, so take Yuanshi Tianzun as soon as possible. Down is the right way, so Chaotianzun, who is not squinting, bowed again, "Tianzun, now you can believe my words?"
Yuanshi Tianzun nodded slightly, seeming to be talking to himself and the disciples listening: "From this point of view, why your words really make sense, Jiang Ziya's death has nothing to do with you..."
"Then it's over?" I immediately smiled openly: "I'm finally overwhelmed!"
Yuanshi Tianzun said with a stern face: "However, this disease has such a big relationship with my Yuxu Palace that it must be cured. Why do you know the condition, do you mean that there is also a cure?"
"The treatment can be cured, but it is a little troublesome, and it may not be cured, but it is no problem to reduce their symptoms," I nodded and said: "The only troublesome thing is that I am busy now, you know, Shen Gongbao I am preparing to attack Chaoge, and I happen to be the minister of Chaoge again..."
"This is a trivial matter. The change of dynasties in the world is earth-shattering in the eyes of mortals, but it may not be more serious than the problem of foot odor in our place," Yuan Shi Tianzun said lightly: "Well, you stay here to show my people, I and teacher Brothers discuss, as long as it doesn't affect the great cause of conferring the gods, why not postpone the replacement of Yin and Shang by the Western Zhou Dynasty for a hundred years?"
"Don't you, Tianzun, you must not change the course of history for the treatment of illness!" Yuanshi Tianzun's words shocked me, and immediately jumped up: "If the way of heaven is because of me, my sin will be great. It's-what should I do when the karma falls on me? You must take this back!"
Yuanshi Tianzun smiled slightly: "Unexpectedly, when you are young, you understand cause and effect. Even the path of heaven is naturally involved. ● 31 novel app download address ● Hunting. Many of my disciples have this understanding... Okay, dynasty change. I'll make plans again, anyway, don't let you die, what do you think?"
"Thank you Tianzun, you can say it to my heart!"
Tianzun waved his hand at will: "Then you can treat my disciple now, right?"
… With the original Tianzun’s order, tables, chairs, benches, pens, inks, paper and inkstone were immediately placed in the hall, and a clinic was made temporarily for me. All the apprentices came to me one by one to describe the condition. Everyone was basically the same, but the degree was different. , I also gave a unified reply, and then separately exhorted:
"There are only two solutions. First, you have a variety of plants in the temple, allowing the plants to absorb carbon dioxide to produce oxygen, so that there will be no hypoxia; second, you must have a balanced diet and eat all kinds of grains. Partial eclipse. As for the problem of protein deficiency, I suggest that you just make tofu and eat it. The protein content in it can also meet your needs!"
Needless to say, these two points were immediately implemented. With the help of all kinds of spells, the good-looking Yuxu Palace suddenly became the kingdom of the elves. At the same time, the tofu workshop was quickly implemented, and 108 kinds of tofu were born in the world. !
Of course, separate guidance is also indispensable. For example, for the fat bald man with stinky feet just now, I would advise him to stop wearing shoes from now on. Even worse, I immediately promised me: "Doctor, don't worry, I won't wear shoes from now on, and more than that, I am ready to remind myself of my name at any time! "
"What are you going to change to?"
"Barefoot Fairy!"
The two young men in white clothes with gold and silver sides also reduced the intake of calcium-containing substances under my guidance, and are planning to ask Master to help cover up the two corners with illusion when they return. The two were not the disciples of Yuanshi Tianzun, but the boys of the true moral gentleman Laozi. Their main job was to watch the fire during alchemy. The Yuxu Palace came because of the relationship of further training. The horns grew when they were in the Babao Palace. Not here!
Later, I learned that the names of these two changed after I went back. They were called Golden Horn and Silver Horn...
There are so many disciples who come to see me here. In the end, even the boy who rolled his eyes when he first picked me up came. As soon as Ya sat down, he showed the shape of three heads and seven arms, and said simply: "I have one more arm. , Can you see if it’s the bone hyperplasia you are talking about?"
My answer is very simple: "Yes."
"How to cure?"
"Cut it off," I dig the hole directly: "Just cut it, and everything else is the same as others!"
The boy's face turned red in an instant, and when he stood up, he slapped the table with a slap, "You!"
"What am I?" I glared like him in the air: "Do you think that you can talk to me with such an attitude that I can be exhausted. They are all human beings. Anyhow, consider my emotions, big brother. Don’t you understand?"
"you… "
"Sit down first!" I said triumphantly: "If you want to be cured, just be honest, and if you don't get a cure, just leave it behind-anyway, after passing this village, there won't be this shop anymore, and it's not me how long my hand is!"
The boy took his seat as if he was angry, and took a few heavy breaths before his tone softened a little: "Doctor, please help me with the treatment?"
"Okay, but you have to tell me who you are first, and how we got married!"
The boy took a look at me and said with a stern face: "My name is Muzha, you did the thing about my brother Nezha, right?"
Damn it! I see!
I immediately understood what he said. There is no doubt that this guy must have gotten involved with me because of Nezha’s problem. In this way, I am a little bit unreasonable. After I understood it, I immediately gave him a serious check. After thinking for a long time, come up with the most reliable solution:
"The most reliable trick, I think it's that you just don't treat it at all, and continue to grow. How long is it that you can only cultivate three heads and eight arms. Isn't it two more hands than three heads and six arms?"
The boy immediately became anxious: "Who knows how to have eight arms with six arms, aren't you talking nonsense?"
I can only attach a learning guide at the end: "I heard that there is a god in this world called Avalokitesvara of Thousand Hands..."
Muzha left without saying a word...
After the apprentice’s illness was over, Yuanshi Tianzun directly led me into the inner hall, and put a variety of fruits and fruits to entertain me. At the same time, he told me that the matter had been discussed. The four sacred objects in the Conferred God List were directly handed over to me to save their lives and conferred the gods. The Western Zhou Dynasty's business activities continued. After everything was done according to the process, someone would naturally take care of the life and death of King Zhou, and I would just follow God's will at that time!
In other words, when the things that should be done are done, the gods that should be killed are enough to kill, and I will be in power by that time. After King Zhou has any accidental belching, I will be fine with a paper!
This is a truly brilliant plan, and I couldn't help but like it!
When things were settled, we also ate the fruits and vegetables with confidence, and enjoyed the food. When we were eating happily, Tianzun suddenly hesitated and said:
"Uh, I have a fairy friend who asked me to ask, what is the blackness in front of his eyes when he squatted in the latrine for a long time...
Could this be what the gods said to a friend? I immediately guessed who this friend is, but it didn’t break, but it was very serious and solemnly told Tianzun: "You can tell your friend, this is indeed a disease. One of the most troublesome signs of high blood pressure-let him eat more hawthorn and celery, this can lower blood pressure!" (End of this chapter)