When people are young and frivolous and ignorant, the most important feature is that they are easy to be fooled. Take me as an example. When I was a child, I was sad for the story of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl who could only meet once a year. I felt very sad until I heard this sentence. Words: One day in the sky, one year on the earth!
Paralysis, according to this conversion method, if they see each other once a day, it will take another day, and they have been insisting on it for so many years. What kind of strong love can make Cowherd keep this vigorous momentum
It's also a tragedy, this fucking is almost an advertisement for Huiyuan Kidney, okay? !
But what I never expected was that this incident actually happened to my head...
To put it simply, Uncle Wolf and I wanted to obtain the official authorization of the Conferred God from the Yuxu Palace, that is to say, obtain the qualifications of the Conferred God, so we went to the Yuxu Palace and relied on my three-inch tongue to please. Yuanshi Tianzun and his disciples—the effect of the three-inch tongue here is mainly to say, not to use, you must not misunderstand—for some reason, I went to the family doctor who gave them physical examination and treatment of diseases caused by lack of oxygen and protein. After coming and going two times, I became the genius doctor of the butcher, and then the gods from all walks of life came to look for them. The three mountains and five mountains took turns to see the doctor. It took a little half a month to finish the work. The specific results are as follows:
Treating more than 30 cases of ungrounded Qi cultivation on the mountain and long-term hypoxia; more than 10 cases of various cases due to long-term vegetarianism, malnutrition or lack of protein; various cases of obesity due to meditation There are more than forty patients. Basically, none of the gods of the predecessor of Buddhism have all. In addition, there are five patients with constipation, seven patients with hemorrhoids, more than ten patients with herniated discs of cervical spondylosis, and psoas muscles. There are more than 20 cases of strain... Not only that, but even the goddess who the aunt does not come on time have helped five or six. To put it simply, the tide is heavy in the cave where the endocrine can be coordinated!
These are very simple. I only used the things I saw in the life tips to solve them. The means are nothing more than two ways to change the eating habits and change the accommodation environment. The more complicated ones are to increase the amount of exercise and tell them the time to meditate each time. Only forty-five minutes. I had to rest for ten minutes when I sat full time. I also used an alarm clock to remind me to complete my treatment work on time and according to the amount.
I don’t believe that there is something wrong with the work and rest schedule of elementary school students, and a proper and healthy life!
By the way, with the name of the genius doctor as the prefix, the things that I used to try to overthrow Yang Jian in the eyes of Yuanshi Tianzun and others are legal, and I also gave me a law to restore his human form after ten days — Later we learned that this time was counted, and it was the fucking day we went back!
Without further ado, after spending half a month on the mountain to treat most of the gods, I finally got the permission to go down the mountain and return to the Chao Song, so I took the uncle wolf to sing songs and rode on the messy magic carpet sent by the gods. Somersault Yun returned to Chaoge, and found something strange as soon as he landed on the ground. After asking someone to find out that the matter is big-Nima, Xiaobanyue on the mountain, this Chaoge has been more than half a year, and the current situation has changed from the Shang Dynasty to the Zhou Dynasty. After the all-out counterattack of the Western Zhou Dynasty, the current five levels have broken through four levels, and only the last Tongguan is still in the hands of the Yin and Shang Dynasty.
Uncle Wolf and I were in a hurry!
Don't get me wrong, what I am anxious about is not that Yin Shang is about to break this incident. It was arranged by heaven to get me to worry about it. What I care about is forgetting something-after Yin Hong died in Taiji Tu, this picture The real attributes are stimulated, and I can only use it after this time, before the next time I use the storage soul, and now if this thing falls into the hands of Shen Gongbao, where am I going to go!
Of course, some people who don’t know about it may want to say that Tai Chi Tu originally belonged to Lao Tzu, that is, Santa Claus who I had cured hemorrhoids. Why didn’t I ask him directly at that time? Here I have to explain: Tai Chi Tu and The list of gods is different. The latter is a treasure jointly refined by the three major leaders, while the former is a treasure that contains all things in the world. If it fails, no one can order it. In other words, it is like a super-powerful super boss, who loves everyone but he is happy!
The world thinks this treasure belongs to Santa Claus. The reason is that Santa’s Xuandu-dong Bajing Palace was built outside the cave where the Taiji diagrams are collected. It is indirectly regarded as the guardian. Therefore, Chi** needs Taiji diagrams when he feels that God’s will is the right opportunity. Go to Santa Claus to borrow it—even if you are a relative of the owner and hold the door key in your hand, you have to register with the security guard to enter the community. No, he doesn't allow you to get in. That's the reason.
The heart is not as good as the action. If we stand here and imagine, it will definitely not help. So after learning of this situation, Uncle Wolf and I rushed to the mansion immediately, we only wanted to know the specific situation of the development of the matter, but we found no one when we arrived. , In desperation, I immediately grabbed a passerby and asked, "Do you know where the people here are?"
The man fought hard to throw me away, and said angrily: "I don't know how they know where they are, are you stupid?"
I must admit that I must have been a little gaffe at this time. When I heard this, I almost slapped my face directly. Fortunately, Uncle Wolf was following me so that I was quick-eyed and quickly pulled me away. I asked a passerby again: "Do you know where the old driver's family in the city has gone?"
I didn't think that others knew what he said: "Oh, all the adults who have the ability to go to Tongguan to guard the customs, the old driver you said must have gone if he is not at home!"
The two of us suddenly said, "Fuck, why forgot this?"
Now Uncle Wolf and I are also considered rich and powerful. The magic weapon for flying clouds and driving the fog is full of two pockets. There are several pieces of light clouds, such as somersault clouds, cumulonimbus clouds, cirrus clouds, fish scale clouds, etc., speed It also went from eighty to one hundred and eighty-thousand-thousand-thousand-thousand-thousand-thousand-thousand-thousands—there is no speeding in the horsepower calculation of this thing, so we all rushed to increase the speed. Uncle Wolf and I didn't understand it, so we just accepted it.
In this case, we both went directly on the fastest somersault cloud. After both standing still, we only heard a'drive', and the somersault cloud whizzed out. The speed was so fast that we were chasing the bullet train. We only felt a little bit. After a strong back-pushing sensation, I was completely covered up-the Venus was screaming in my ears, and I experienced the cold and heat in an instant, and I didn't know where it was!
It’s not to blame us, the wind is so strong that we can’t open our eyes and look at the road at all, let alone see where we are, and I was so frightened that Uncle Wolf and I yelled: "Yu~YuYu~"
However, somersaults did not care about us, and continued to rush forward, faster and faster...
Uncle Wolf desperately grabbed my shoulders and brought my ears together, and shouted, "Why doesn't this thing stop?"
"How do I know?" I yelled hysterically, "Isn't he taking a step forward?"
"I don't know, I feel like the spell is wrong..."
I followed Uncle Wolf’s thoughts for a while, and immediately shook my head: “That’s right, that’s it. When I start it, I just screamed and drove away. Didn’t Yuanshi Tianzun say that it’s okay to be a beast?”
"What should I do?" Uncle Wolf gritted his back tooth socket and said, "It's really impossible, let's jump?"
I screamed and grabbed Uncle Wolf tightly, and said nervously: "Don't you jump, this will be all over—who the hell knows where we are, in case it's out of the atmosphere, this jump you Don't want to return to the earth!"
"You can't always fly, right?" Uncle Wolf said vigorously: "No matter how fast we are, we have to burn into meteors!"
"Don't worry, I think about it..."
I desperately recalled what Yuanshi Tianzun told us when he gave us somersaults. After thinking about it, I didn’t find any mistakes. He made it very clear at the time that the power of this thing comes from solar energy, and commands are received by voice control. The method of use is similar to riding a horse, and it’s simple. Got a force... Oh, voice control
I suddenly reacted, and hurriedly yelled into Uncle Wolf’s ear: "You stand still, I have a way!" After speaking, I grabbed Uncle Wolf’s clothes and pants and started to slip down, cautiously and doing my best. I was able to possess myself, almost leaning his mouth towards the cloud before yelling again: "Hu!"
Somersault Yun suddenly plunged into a sudden stop, and Uncle Wolf and I were suddenly pulled out by inertia, and fell to the ground on our backs!
Fortunately, the place where the somersault cloud dived was a snowy mountain. Although we two landed on the ground, there was a splash of snow on the ground, but we were not injured. , Meanwhile asked me: "What's the matter, what do you do, this cloud brakes?"
"I didn't do anything, I just climbed down and gave the order," I said to my annoyance: "What people taught is that we confuse ourselves-the somersault cloud is obviously supersonic, let's stand and shout that it can't hear it!"
Uncle Wolf: "Damn!"
I patted the snow on my body and looked around: "Don't worry about what's up front, let's see where we are now-it feels like we are up the mountain again, what do you think?"
Uncle Wolf looked around and agreed with me: "This must be a mountain, but it is different from the mountain we have been in during this time. The plants have never been seen before. Did we go elsewhere?"
"Presumably," I flexed my hands and feet, and found that there was nothing serious, and immediately raised the matter of rushing: "It doesn't matter, everything will be clear after going down the mountain-shall we still sit on the cloud?"
Uncle Wolf shivered: "This time I have to change to a slower speed."
"I have rain clouds here," I flipped through my pockets and picked out a cloud: "But the speed is too slow, it's only twenty steps."
Uncle Wolf immediately said: "Even if it's only twenty, it's better than a hundred and eight thousand miles per second-don't say it, just him, I still have too fast in my pocket."
"It's up to you." When this happened, I had to take care of Uncle Wolf's emotions no matter what, so even if I didn't want to, I agreed to his request to drive at a speed of twenty miles, and then I looked at the floating overhead. Somersault Yun, sighed, reached out his hand and pointed directly towards the pocket: "Come in the bowl!"
The somersault cloud turned into a ball of cotton candy and fell inside...
At this moment, from the corner of my eye, I saw Uncle Wolf's back facing me looking towards the south, and couldn’t help twisting his neck by the way—just one glance, and I immediately saw the southern sky not far from us. Two billowing mats were wrapped in flames and rushed down from the sky, like a meteor like a meteorite, and instantly fell on the south of the mountain and caused a shock!
"Wow!" Both of us yelled on the spot: "Someone is changing into a meteor too fast, but also two?!" (End of this chapter)