Tell me honestly? I’m stupid, I’m going to die if you tell the truth. If you don’t say it, you may die. It’s like a man fooling around and being tried by his wife. If you guessed it, you guessed it, but it’s a distance from you. **If you catch it, you can only insist that it is a teacher to learn the art and practice two-person yoga-I instantly reacted: "I promise the sun, absolutely nothing!"
Little Lolita swished and jumped over again, and the fork hit my neck again, screaming fiercely: "Then you...how come you got a nosebleed?"
"It's getting hot, do you have any control over you?" I stiffened my neck, betting on whether the stuff in the secret book of my confidant sister, the imperial wife, is true or not... pretending to be a pretend, but my neck still moved to the side. Unpredictable.
Then the little fork poked it over and put it on my neck to prepare a meal: "Really?"
My wording, I deliberate, I think twice about the pros and cons, I don’t have the best, I just say something better: "With your IQ, do you think I can lie to you?"
… After the incident just now, little Lori and I calmed down again and our hearts changed a little bit-she was originally Lori in appearance, as long as she was not talking while pinching her arms and thighs, she wouldn’t be lethal. More importantly, the sense of fear in my heart disappeared. When I thought that 36D was so huge, it was a man who wanted to move towards her.
"You have to pay for my sandwich."
"What do you want to eat, let's talk." After seeing the beauty, I regained my sense of integrity to a certain extent. When this kind of thing happened, it was basically the buddies who turned over and sang the serfs. As long as they did it well, the skyrocketing would be just around the corner!
On this day, we mean the sun.
"Do you think this is an ordinary club sandwich? Just eat anything to make up for it?" Obviously, I didn't say that just now. Little Lolita showed signs of running away in an instant, and her nostrils sneered and started to face outwards. Smoke: "That's a magic weapon! That's a magic weapon that I finally turned into a sandwich to take out of the underworld, but you just gave it to you..."
I have a fresh memory of hanging upside down just now, so I can let the situation go on, and calm down quickly: "Don't get angry, don't get angry, you can pay for what you say? It's really impossible to get me two catties of crotons and come to my buddies. There are no side effects after taking the magic weapon, right?"
My attitude obviously met the conditions for letting go of the lenient treatment. Little Lori was a little discouraged for a moment, her big eyes flickered for a moment and thought: "No, this is the treasure I brought out for someone destined to eat! Now that you have eaten it, I think... "
These gratifying words made me happy: "Am I right, I am her destined person?"
The second half of the sentence continues: "... Then you can only do this thing!"
"That's for sure, what do you say!" My interest in this matter came in an instant, my god, is this the legendary "No Jitai Lai", buddy is going to reach the state of Xu Xian's kind of reckless hero
Little Lori took a deep breath, sat on a bag of long-grain fragrance from the northeast, shaking her legs in the air, seemingly relaxed, but a faint sadness climbed onto her face. After the sad look on this immature little face, I seemed to see the big beauty frowning and crying sadly:
"My name is Xue Ruoxi, and my father is the Yama Rotary King of the Tenth Hall. My mother left early and I have lived with my father since I was a child, but my father suddenly disappeared more than ten years ago. Corpse, I asked the Jade Emperor to send someone to investigate for a long time, but I didn’t find any clues..."
I was stunned!
I didn’t expect it. Originally, I thought that only mortals would have this kind of single-parent family divorce, but I didn’t expect that it would happen to the second generation of local officials—what a high official of the Tenth Hall of Yama, he could have disappeared
Could it be that her father was a big tiger killed by the heavens
"...For more than ten years, Aunt Hei has been taking care of me, and at the same time accompanied me to search for my father's whereabouts, but I never found it, but not long ago, Aunt Hei and I suddenly discovered that the site of our tenth hall had been lost unknowingly. It's almost done, and the Niu Tau Ma Mian and Impermanence who originally followed my father also took refuge in the other nine halls, so I remembered what he said when I visited Di Renjie not long ago..."
"The law of vested interests, right?" I appropriately expressed my strengths: "Although we can't find a suspect, we can reverse it from the situation of gaining benefits after committing a crime. Whoever is the beneficiary is likely to be a criminal. !"
"Ah, you are too right!" Little Lolita, now she should be called Xue Ruoxi, suddenly her eyes flashed with admiration: "What you said is exactly the same as Di Renjie said. Unexpectedly, you are so Amazing!" However, the brilliance in her eyes was only a moment, and then it dimmed: "If I can be like you, then I won't be able to figure it out for more than ten years... Well, why are you called? You? Where did you learn it from?"
"Uh, you can watch hundreds more episodes of Conan..."
After explaining clearly what Detective Conan is, Xue Ruoxi continued:
"We think that the disappearance of my father must have been caused by one of the other nine palaces, or two, or even several... I originally wanted to report to the Jade Emperor, but Aunt Hei told me that these were just speculations. He couldn’t do anything to find conclusive evidence—so, we went to Di Renjie again, and wanted him to help us investigate the case..."
"It's not appropriate. He is a celebrity. How can he do it?" I interrupted again, but this time I used the routine in the young Bao Qingtian: "You should find someone who doesn't want to do it. Whether they pretend to do business or live at home in their turf, slowly approach their subordinates, get away with it, find evidence, and talk about it!"
"Wow, you're so amazing, you guessed it right again!" Xue Ruoxi's eyes really brightened this time. Staring at me is not as good as the one he had just asked for a sandwich, full of indomitable spirit and fighting spirit. : "Di Renjie said so too!"
Seeing this look, my heart suddenly shook, and out of thin air I felt that it was worse: "Uh, did you come up just like..."
Xue Ruoxi nodded with joy: "Yes, yes!"
"This treasure is also for..."
Xue Ruoxi continued nodding: "Yes, yes!"
"Then what you asked me to do just now, won't it be..."
Nodding: "Yes, yes!"
I swish two feet away and waved my hands again and again: "I can't, I can't, how can I help you spy on the news if I'm not dead? You let me go hero..." What a joke, I don't want to die as a virgin. Body, even if the beauty is no matter how beautiful, I can’t just die in the underworld for the sake of this side. I know the ending of Yu Zecheng. Although I married two wives before and after, didn’t I stay in Taiwan and didn’t come back
Xue Ruoxi’s smile instantly solidified, and he said in a deliberate tone: “You don’t need to die, I can help you have the ability to bring your **** in and out of the underworld, just like many monsters, and you just go to their city to open it. The restaurant is inquiring about the news, and I don’t want you to do anything else," she sighed: "Besides, isn't it that I and Aunt Hei will help you?"
I cried: "I'm not rare. I walked around the street for a week and I disappeared. You can't make Mount Fuji private by love!"
Lori Ruoxi said: "Why don't you feel the sadness, if it comes from your fiction, you can't find it in the test tube to stain your eyes?"
I:"… "
"This matter is actually very simple. You can only come after you eat my sandwich. Of course, I don't force you. If you really don't want it, I can only take it out of your body..." Xue Ruo Xi's tone became cold again, stretched out his hand to fetch the fork from his arms, and swung it into the wind, turning into a dazzling dazzling Poseidon trident, more than two meters long, "Don't move, I move very fast..."
The nosebleed that I sprayed on just now hasn't dried up yet!
I shivered all over: "You won't use this thing to dig it out, do you?"
Xue Ruoxi raised his head forty-five degrees and looked at the sky, then nodded after thinking about it: "Moreover, he started from behind..."
Depend on! (One thousand dollars omitted here)
I impassioned and said: "As a person inspired by the spirit of Lei Feng, I have to help the old lady to cross the road once a week, and the new youth who will help several times during holidays. I can help you investigate the truth of the matter. That is what I do. How could he shirk his lifelong wish to refuse...I will not agree to you if you don't want me to participate in this matter!"
In this case, what can I say, buddy, I’m going to die, I promised to die, and if I didn’t promise, I would die immediately. The grasshoppers after autumn have to jump for a few days-and if I want to choose the latter directly, this novel I can't write anymore, right
The little loli version of Xue Ruoxi's pink face instantly put a smile on her face, and said sincerely: "You are such a good person, I know you will not sit idly by-you can rest assured, you won't be white Let you help, and I will try to help you achieve your wish."
Right, business needs to be discussed like this. I have helped her to get some benefits for herself after nine deaths, and this matter is too different from the destined person I imagined at the beginning. "Okay, I have only one wish. I will help you find clues for opening a restaurant in the underworld, and you have to help me fulfill my wish of Yangjian. Actually, I also want to open a restaurant. I have to go to the hotel to work. If it's not for learning these dishes, who would stay here to get angry!"
"That's simple, it just happens to be the same thing!" Little Lolita exclaimed with joy: "We have a recipe for the underworld called Divine and Ghost Banquet. These dishes are not only delicious but also have their own magical effects. They are good for people and ghosts. , I promise that I won’t forget it as soon as I eat it. The restaurant we open must find this recipe. It’s not that I said you, the whole table of gods and ghosts learned it. You guys are all in vain. What kind of restaurant is a piece of cake!"
"Is there really such a great dish?" My halazi is out, my God, this proper farming driftnet is a routine, just go to the other world to get some bones and grass roots and use it back to modern times. If the weight is lifted lightly, it is easy to say that the situation is light. If we unite until tomorrow, Internetor will be able to achieve it...not to mention that I am directly doing the recipe!
Your uncle, if you didn't say so, it ended. If you don't rush to other people, you have to take risks for this recipe.
Little Lori nodded, "Of course, this set of recipes is amazing, and only we can find the whole recipe-it's getting late, since you agreed, I will take you down to see Aunt Hei first, how to use the treasure Only she knows that if you don’t learn it as soon as possible, I’m afraid you may not be able to last a few days..."
I heard this before I was so happy, and I was frowning at the time: "Don't you say you don't have to die?"
"Yes, you don't need to die to enter the underground palace, but it is estimated that the instigator will come and try to kill you," Little Lori tilted her head and stared at me with a strange look: "Di Renjie said. He said: Not only will you and Aunt Hei continue to be pursued and killed, but even the people you recruited will be assassinated. Fortunately, with Aunt Hei's protection, he is in danger..."
I was shocked: "You just said to continue...?!"
"Yeah!" Xue Ruoxi nodded: "We have been assassinated several times recently, so you didn't see me carrying weapons when I went out?"
I shaved my face with a big ear, and my intestines were blue with regret: "Is there anyone who describes what you are about to do so terribly dangerous, terrifying, and terrifying? You are too unconcerned? What if I quit? "
As soon as the voice fell, little Lolita burst into sparks and smoke again, and I screamed, and before she recovered, she was picked up by Xue Ruoxi, who was transformed into a super beauty, in that posture. As long as there is a disagreement, you are ready to throw me down—the only advantage is that the huge and incomparable appeared in front of me again...
The contrast is too big, right
Of course, my reaction was also very quick. Just when she carried me in the air and there was no time to say a word, I was already crying with tears and nosebleeds: "I swear, I promise not to quit!"
…
"Actually, you don't have to worry about it," Xue Ruoxi put me on the ground again and regained Lori's appearance, and said to me proudly: "As long as you use this treasure well, save your life, ahem, I I think it should be fine!"
I nodded with tears, my heart was filled with melancholy, as if the crooked sadness penetrated my chest... (End of this chapter)