Although Chen Qi and Zheng Lun offended me, where would I dare to kill them in this troubled autumn? Not to mention that I was afraid to arouse the anger of the remaining few guys. Even if it was just the army, I had to have someone. So I just asked Jin Dasheng to take off their pants and twitch the bamboo slices to punish me—but I didn’t expect that this unintentional act of piercing the willed will have achieved my stalwart image, and everyone immediately felt that I was unpredictable...
It’s easy to be able to fight the two generals and not get out of bed for three days, but it’s more difficult for them to keep their breath. Even if Princess Longji took the healing medicine and sent it to exchange, they didn’t let the two confess a word. Where is the old driver? Holy God
… Therefore, my road to the upper ranks has become smoother for some reason. Even if there are still people who are not convinced, wherever they dare to act rashly, I finally succeeded in sitting in the position of carrying the handle in Tongguan, and on the surface it became a confrontation. The mainstay of the Western Zhou Dynasty.
Of course, King Zhou's imperial decree will follow. As a matter of fact, I became a rebellious general and guarded Tongguan to handle all the affairs of resisting the Zhou army. Finally, I completely passed the addiction of holding power in the village party secretary!
The addiction is very simple, but after the end, I feel sad-paralyzed. This is where the excitement is. The Western Zhou Dynasty is considered to be in accordance with God’s will. What is the difference between my stay here and suicide, even if I have the promise of Yuanshi Tianzun and Santa Claus Only then did the ghost know what the immortality meant by these two—what if it meant that I was dead, wouldn't it be a bad thing
To be honest, I’ve been thinking about this for a long time, and I haven’t been able to find a breakthrough. At the beginning, I thought about collecting dragon balls to get the Six Princess and Li Jing over. After I got it, I wanted to hold on until Yin Hong appeared and stole the Tai Chi figure. She is back to normal, but now that it will be realized step by step, I hesitated even more!
In the beginning, the only people around me were following from Yangjian, but as time progressed, I gradually got to know Meishan Qi'ao, Gaoming Gaojue brothers, Mojia's four generals, and Yang Jian. I even got King Huang and Daji. If you really mess up according to the original plan and then flash people, I’ll have no problem, but they have to stay here, whether they want to or not, they must first belch and become immortals—it looks like an upgrade on the surface. , But who knows whether people want it or not
Arranged marriages are abolished in this era. You Yuanshi Tianzun also assigns jobs to people. If you are a blue-collar worker in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, you can do it, but the ghost knows whether you will enter Foxconn in the end... You really think you are Lan Xiang!
The most important thing for a person to live in this world is to be able to choose, but not to decide his future path. What is the difference between this life and a salted fish
I tossed and turned for a long time, until late at night I was still rolling around, vaguely heard a few dog barking outside, anyway, I just got up and turned around, opened the door and walked along the dog barking. In a few steps, he came to the garden, only to find that Yang Jian was holding a thing to train the Shar-Pei Puppy. He didn't look back when he saw me, and said casually: "Why are you up? I can't sleep?"
"Yeah, how about you?" I leaned on a railing and yawned. "Why, you can't sleep?"
Yang Jian nodded: "Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Just get confused for a while while walking. I can't fall asleep while lying down. I think it should be related to the experience I forgot..."
I was so violently dozed off. This damn walking to sleep is a typical fish lifestyle. I didn’t expect Yang Jian to change into Chéng Rén and still retain this broken habit. You must know that I caused his amnesia to die. I can’t—seeing that Yang Jian was about to fall into contemplation as he said it, I rushed forward with a violent step and turned the topic off: “Oh, it’s hard to tell... When did you bring the dog back, why didn’t I? knowledge?"
When I mentioned it, Yang Jian followed his eyes and fell on the Shar-Pei Pitbull, and said grimly: "When you come back, you just talk to the Sixth Princess and the others. How can you care about this? Well, I think it likes me a lot. , Brought it back by the way."
I reminded him: "Now that the dog stealer is hitting hard, please pay attention."
"It's okay, after your extensive brainwashing, who remembers that he has a dog!"
I remembered my masterpiece now, and couldn't help but smile and said, "That's true!" After me, I added another sentence: "Then you named it?"
Yang Jian threw the wooden ball out, and the Shar Pei yelled and handed it back to him. He squatted on the ground and couldn't help but pant. Yang Jian proudly held the wooden ball to me. ,what do you think?"
"Sure enough, it is really nothing new!"
I murmured in my heart. Seeing that Yang Jian was very excited and didn't feel embarrassed to hit him, I could only say: "This name is good, but I don't know whether the dog is smart or not. Don't poop and pee all over the floor. You are busy."
"That's definitely not true. The Sky Dog is very smart!" Yang Jian said triumphantly: "Tell you, although I have only been with the Sky Dog for one day, I have established a very deep friendship with it, and it is very obedient. Even if I eat anything, I have to taste it... Don’t believe me? Okay, I’ll show it to you tomorrow!"
"Uh, what about you?"
Yang Jian believes in himself: "Naturally, I also have the same intentions as it. I will not force it to do what it wants to do. I will tell you, this is a good word for taming the beast. Keeping a pet will never be in love with it!"
While talking, the snarling dog suddenly seemed to smell something, and a slip ran towards the root of the wall not far away. When I was about to shout, Yang Jian stopped me and said solemnly: "This is its nature, you Don't stop it, otherwise it will not kiss you."
"Then you mean..."
"Certainly and recklessly, let it maintain the purest wildness!" Yang Jian said to me: "Let's go, and see what it wants to do with you, and how I can help it-this You have to remember the lesson clearly, so you can use it later!"
"Uh… "
Yang Jian and I came to the root of the wall and found that the snarling dog was staring at a poop of shit, looking very eager to eat. When I saw Yang Jian, I jumped up and down and jumped for joy. I hesitated and said, "Uh, did you just say it? Do you want to help you taste what you eat?"
Yang Jian: "... You are paralyzed!"
… After cleaning up the snarling dog, Yang Jian shut this guy into a room and thought behind closed doors. He sat on the steps with me and chatted until now I finally asked him: "I want to ask you, what is it about being a god?" So happy or not?"
Yang Jian thought for a moment, then raised his head and said, "To be honest, I don't remember it, but do you remember those three gods who defected?"
"Mr. Zao, Lei Zhenzi and Impermanence?"
"Yes, it's them," Yang Jian said lightly: "I know the leopards from a glimpse. Judging from their performance, being a fairy must be uncomfortable, and there is absolutely no way to be happy in the world."
"Then what if someone insists that your friend be a god?" I sighed: "For example, someone wants Yuan Hong and the others to be gods, and I'm among them. What do you think I should do? "
Yang Jian suddenly smiled and said directly: "Why don't you ask them this question?"
Oh, the cake seller!
This sentence is like a slogan, and the instant divine enlightenment made me understand everything, paralyzed, I have been stuck on the link of what I should do, but I did not stand in their place to think about it. Simply put, if they If I am willing to be immortals, then I will let them burp first and then enchant the gods. If I don’t want to, then I have to do everything possible to let them avoid the drama of the enchantment—tell them the truth and let them decide on their own, I Then follow their ideas to determine my future course of action. Isn’t that enough
After I figured it out, my heart was immediately relieved, and I fell asleep. So Yang Jian and I said goodbye and prepared to go back and have a good night’s sleep. We will call everyone tomorrow to discuss our own way out...
The next day, our small group held the first and the last meeting attended by all members. I put the list of conferred gods, apricot and yellow flags, and the whip on the table, and carefully gave everyone the grand plan of conferring gods. Said, and then asked:
"Everyone, you can decide for yourself!"
The result is as I guessed, except that the four generals of the Devil family feel that they can turn into a god as soon as they die, and they are more stable as civil servants with iron rice bowls. Brothers Meishan Qi'ai and Gao Ming Gaojue are not planning to give up their current lives. Like Dubai's local tyrants facing the civil service examinations, they are reluctant to become civil servants.
Now that this is the case, I don’t talk nonsense. I slapped my chest to make sure that everyone’s wishes were met before disbanding the meeting. Only a few of us who came from the sun were left with plans to deal with. The matter is of great importance. The final plan, but at this time someone came to report:
"Report to the Marshal that Zhou Jun has set up a ten thousand immortal formation before the customs, naming you to meet, saying that if you can't break the formation, you will surrender, so as not to hurt the innocent!"
Hey, this plot has been completely reversed!
In this situation, I didn’t dare to delay. I could only suspend the meeting hastily and let everyone prepare to go out to fight. However, when we were just planning to go out but had not yet gone out, the second missionary rushed again. coming:
"Report to the Marshal that the four generals of the Demon Family went out with their bare hands. They shouted and rushed towards the enemy camp. I don't know if they are evil!"
I was stunned: "They were out of the city, and they rushed past with their bare hands?"
The messenger nodded and said: "Yeah, not only did he not wear the armor, he didn't even wear the armor, just like going out for a walk!"
"Oops, something bad!" I hurriedly asked again: "Then what did they shout?"
The messenger hesitated and said, "Uh, from a distance, the four generals seem to be shouting... er, what they are shouting..."
"talk!"
"What they shouted is: Shoot me!"
We: "... Damn it! This is to find death!" (End of this chapter)