Although the Chinese people have been accustomed to the scenes of beautiful women drawing guns and gangsters fighting in the street, in reality, the deterrent power of the people's police is always leveraged, even for people like me who can play tricks with ghosts. I think the main credit is still due to the consistent education of frankness, leniency, resistance and strictness-the police just finished yelling, and I hurriedly pulled out Simone half of the barbecue sign and pressed it back into the scabbard made of the spoon handle. Go inside, beg:
"Brother Simon, you must refrain from doing anything, you have to clean up the police, we really have nowhere to go!"
Ren Xiaoyan was also anxious to get angry and tried her best to persuade: "Yes, let us deal with it, no matter what the situation is, I can't do anything with the police-I beg you!"
Seeing that I was so anxious, Brother Simon had to seriously consider it, and finally chose to retract the sword, even if his sword was only sharpened and it was a barbecue sign. With him taking the lead, others picked it up one after another. The weapons in my hand, under my leadership, collectively surrendered, and they were brought out filed like roasted quail eggs...
We were taken all the way down the mountain by the police, and the old man who was guarding the tomb had already been startled by such a big movement. He was wearing big pants and shirtless standing in the hut at the entrance of the cemetery, and he stomped with excitement as he watched us being taken out:
"Yes! Tomb robbers should be arrested-thank you comrade police!"
Speaking, the old man turned and went back to the house and brought out a basket of rotten vegetable leaves to smash at us. A policeman couldn't see it and reached out to stop him: "What?"
The old man said righteously: "Everyone is responsible for fighting crime!"
The police were so angry and funny. They couldn't find anything to say that the second policeman came over and said directly: "Fan Lao Er, are you embarrassed to say to fight criminals? Believe it or not next time you touch porcelain and I will send you to me for two months, you Give it back to everyone!"
Fan Lao Er whizzed back to the house, and didn't make the slightest noise after closing the door...
We listened to the side for a moment, and in the end we almost didn't cry: "Hey, what is this?"
In a short while, we rushed to the door. A number of policemen with flashing lights were already waiting to be in place. The police crammed us into the car. At this time, I saw the Sun Squid and his party also followed down from the mountain. It seems this group The guy also chose not to oppose the people’s police. I don’t know how much IQ is higher than that of Scorpion. When I was watching, Ren Xiaoyan suddenly hit me with an elbow and said:
"These policemen are not bad, they didn't show any kindness because of Dou Erfei's identity!"
When I saw it, they were really like us. They were skewered into fish balls like us, but I thought of another possibility: "It’s hard to say that Dou Erfei is the god of the sun squid. You will know the truth when his father comes. —The eyesight of outsiders is the protagonist, don't be too happy!"
Lori Xi said lightly on the side: "You can rest assured, I have already thought about it."
I was stunned: "What plan?"
"If they want to mess around, they will kill them all..."
I horrified: "Don't, this is not when you are messing around!"
Lori Xi said angrily: "Don't forget, half of the people they arrested today were in the underworld, and the black and white impermanence judge Yasha is here... Don't worry, this matter will definitely not involve you. It's almost time to yawn!"
Ren Xiaoyan hurriedly said: "Then you stop it!"
"No way, even if I stopped it today, it's useless. It's not the same when they go back tomorrow, and they just change their lives and deaths," Lori Xi shrugged indifferently: "They still have to ask for more blessings for this matter!"
I frantically said: "They can't guess that it is black and white impermanence!"
Lolita smiled and said: "Look at you, where is as horrible as you think-don't worry, as long as they don't offend people cruelly, Brother Wuchang and the others will be fine, they are relieved!"
I hurriedly said: "Then how do you know whether they have offended or not?"
Lori Xi thought about it and said, "Uh, I'm afraid it's just to see how many deaths will be in the police station tomorrow!"
Ren Xiaoyan and I: "..."
We followed the police car to the station with a heart-to-heart. We were soon separated from the left and right and started to register and record. We were quickly pushed to the forefront amidst the hustle and bustle. When I took out my ID card and prepared to register Suddenly he felt tight: "It's broken!"
There is no certificate except for me and Ren Xiaoyan, where is it clear!
Soon, the lead fat policeman came to me with a notebook and said blankly: "Let's talk about who are you, take out your ID card."
I bit my head and handed over the ID card. He glanced at it and yelled to the back: "Take it out, don't stand behind it!" Ren Xiaoyan followed and handed it over. The fat policeman waited for a long time and didn't see the third one. Suddenly it became popular: "What else?"
"Uh... they didn't bring it!" I can only sloppy for everyone: "Who brought my ID card out to shop in the middle of the night!"
"Yes, no one has an ID card for hacking people!" The fat policeman snapped the book on the shelf, and said harder: "I guess you don't tell the truth if you ask your names, right?"
I can only say: "If you really want to ask, I'll fill them in..." How can they meet their names? The people on my side are okay. They have their own names in the sun after living for a while, which can be exchanged for the netherworld. The support team is not good enough, the name of the black and white impermanence Yasha Judge listens... Nima, this is more like the underworld!
I hadn’t waited for the fat policeman to answer when I finished speaking. At this time, the policeman behind came to the fat policeman with a lot of things, put it on the ground, and the sound spread out a lot, and then said to him: "Brother Fatty , Look at these things!"
There are everything in this pile, such as skewers, spatulas, frying spoons, fire sticks, claws and forks... The cold light looks unacceptable, but they are all things used in the kitchen, seriously speaking. There is no such thing as a murder weapon, and I suddenly came to my mind:
"Comrade police, is there any problem with us carrying something?"
"You guys have some fights, and dare you ask me if you have any questions?" The fat policeman sneered, "You are a collective force!"
"Then who did we fight with, do you have any evidence or injury?"
"You didn't fight because we stopped it!"
"Who said we have to prepare for a fight? Can't go up the mountain to have a barbecue?" I used all my strength to stir up three points with reason and no reason: "You can't be too crowded, just say we fight with arms-there are more people in the Spring Festival, so how about you? Don't go!"
The fat policeman's face changed and he scared me and said, "Boy, you're still poor at this time-when you cry, you wait for me!"
Seeing that the relationship with the police is getting stronger and stronger, at this moment my mind suddenly flashed, "I ask to call my lawyer, otherwise we won't say anything!"
The fat police officer instantly stunned: "Boy, you watched more Hong Kong movies, right?" Maybe it's a bit annoying to be choked by me so much, this girl directly greeted the other people: "Come on, two people help, take this guy next door Single review..."
Immediately there came two policemen and pulled me to the next door. I dragged me alive and refused to go, and yelled, "Do you know that you are violating human rights at this time? I want to report you..."
Seeing that I was in trouble, Ma Puteng and others immediately coughed and winked at Lori Xi-at least some of the helpers from the three places pointed their fingers at her neck and asked Lori Xi for approval, intending to inquire, she just slightly When he shook his head, three or four policemen watching the play suddenly jumped up: "What do you want to do?"
Speaking, I started to touch the back of my ass and pull it out, as if I was about to draw a gun...
At this critical moment, Ren Xiaoyan said in a hurry: "Don't toss, he meant to make a phone call!"
The policeman who grabbed me suddenly relaxed, and the fat policeman still said in a tough tone: "It's not easy to call anyone in today's business..." But he immediately changed his conversation and waved his hand: "Okay, I'll give it to you. An opportunity to call, see who you can find!"
The policeman who caught me immediately let go, and followed with a bag of phone that had just been confiscated from us and asked me, "Which one?"
"Rebounding."
I picked up the phone and called Uncle Sun immediately. At present, I only know this one person. He is the only one who can save me for the time being. As soon as I got in touch with the old grandson, I was excited and called out: "Why? Have you confessed your details to me? I'll just say you are not a mortal. Look, I'm right..."
"No, I have something to look for you!" I interrupted him: "I am in the police station that came out of the North City Cemetery. It's like this, a few friends and I..."
After hearing this, Sun Bolai said directly: "Give the phone to Fat Dun, just say his grandson."
I turned my head and started to ask people, "Who is Fatty, answer the phone."
The fat policeman walked up hesitantly, and as soon as he answered the phone, he heard Sun Bolai's voice: "Fang Dun, I am your grandson-is this serious?"
The fat policeman said unexpectedly: "Brother Sun, why are you?"
"Don't talk nonsense, just say it's serious or not serious!"
"Uh, someone called the police that they were armed and ready to fight, and we rushed to bring the people back..."
"Did you hit, how many hurt?"
"We haven't done it yet, we are going fast..."
"Then there are a lot of people on their side, what kind of guy, knife or stick are they holding, what kind of sex can you determine?"
The fat policeman smiled bitterly: "There are almost 30 or 40 on each side, but this murder weapon... They are all kitchen shovel spoons, I don't know if it is a murder weapon..."
Sun Bolai suddenly became more energetic when he heard that it was not a murder weapon, and he said loudly: "They didn't have a murder weapon, and they didn't fight with others. It doesn't make sense if you say that they are a group fight. Why can't they go up the mountain to barbecue? There are regulations. ?"
"The fat policeman suddenly couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother Sun, don't play with me. They didn't bring anything to grill? "
Sun Bolai strongly argued: "Do you know what Beiye? They learned this. What do the grasshoppers catch and roast... Isn't it a protection of animals?"
"Then in the middle of the night..."
"The country does not stipulate that barbecues in the middle of the night are not allowed!"
After talking with Sun Bolai for a while, the fat police probably knew that he couldn't tell him, so he simply said, "Brother Sun, what do you want me to do!"
"Let them go, it's okay anyway!"
"but… "
"Then I will go back to your house and talk about it..."
"Okay, I get it!" The fat policeman was forced to stomped and said: "Okay, I will go through the formalities for them, so don't come to my house..."
"It's almost the same!" Sun Bolai said proudly: "Thanks for this!"
At this moment, suddenly a policeman came in and said loudly to the fat policeman, "Phantom brother, the person caught there is the eldest master of the Thousand Da Group. This matter has been reported just now, and the chief said immediately. Come down for the trial in person, you prepare!"
The fat policeman was stunned, then said to the microphone: "Brother Sun, you can hear this..."
Sun Bolai scolded Shengniang on the phone, and then said: "I'll be there soon! ●31 novel app download address●" After speaking, he hung up the phone.
Watching the fat policeman hang up, I asked him with the last hope: "How is your chief?"
"How can it be, it's not the same!" The fat policeman looked at me and sighed: "And he is very stingy, and he bears grudges. Anyone who wants to eat and forget to invite him can hate him for half a year... The other party is the Qianda Group, you guys. It's choking!"
I simply stomped and said: "Understood! Okay, we have admitted the crime of armed fighting!" (End of this chapter)