Of course, I didn’t expect this kind of circumstance, but since it happened, I just let it happen, and happily accompany the police uncle to go around the plot of the Japanese squid and their crimes: we are the group going up the mountain to sweep the tomb. The poor worm, Lu met the rich second generation, and was beaten up by them because of the quarrel. At this critical juncture, the people’s police received reports from the masses and arrived in time, freeing us innocent lambs from their hands, demonstrating the righteous attack. Sin is a veritable evil nemesis...
Since this matter is finalized, it is irrelevant to us. The police station all prepared for battle, interrogating and recording confessions of the Japanese god Lu Buwei one by one, one by one, and swearing to settle the case according to the policy of resisting strictness. In the end, Only Sun Bolai accompanied us to send us out. Before leaving, even he couldn't help saying:
"Why, I really don't know if you are lucky or you are born with aura, and the second generation of the rich can hit our director's sex-you have finished playing early when you are going to rest!"
"Just treat me as the protagonist's halo!" I cheerfully said: "This chance is very low?"
Sun Bolai thought for a while and nodded: "It's almost the same as the national football win!"
"Hey!" We all gasped: "This big prize!"
We were outside the police station when we said goodbye to Sun Bolai. Watching Ya and we drove away in Santana after waving, I turned around and asked Ruoxi, "What should we do now, go back and discuss the next step?"
"No, let's say goodbye to them here!" Lori Xi said lightly: "Anyway, I also go back. Isn't the way the same?"
I watched vigorously to the left and right: "How can I go, there is no river?"
Lori Xi pointed towards the public toilet not far away: "Hey, isn't that?"
I hesitated: "Uh, they came all the way to help. Even if we don't invite dinner, even if it's boring, I will choose a public toilet after we leave-I don't think it's so good!"
Lori Xi said indifferently: "They are used to it, but the old social conditions are not as good as public toilets!"
I hurriedly said: "Even if they don't have any problems with the toilet, let's find a toilet at home. I always feel like I'm going to seep in a public toilet..."
Lori Xi interrupted me and said, "My family is a private car, and the public toilet is not a big deal to be a high-speed rail-civil servants, they, the conditions are already pretty good!"
Ma Puteng also happily said on the side: "What the public judiciary said is that we civil servants go out to talk about practical things. Is there any difference between the toilets at home? As long as you give me a piece of paper, it's the same. Public toilets and private toilets are the same! "
"Uh, all right."
Ren Xiaoyan drew out her heart-to-heart prints from her pockets and sent them one by one. The comrades in the underworld lined up to receive one like a urinary urgency, and immediately rushed towards the toilet when she got her hand. The speed was so fast... until the end, there was already a long line around her. There are two long columns. Ren Xiaoyan touched her pocket and she was out of paper. When she first wanted to call me to buy a bag, she found something was wrong: "Uh, grandma and grandma, what are you doing here?"
Several old ladies and old ladies who had retreated from the square dance were astonished: "Isn't this waiting in line to pick up paper? I think you send it all!"
Ren Xiaoyan said embarrassedly: "You are mistaken, it is our friend's own person..."
Hearing this, the grandfather and aunt immediately refused: "Tell you little girl, we can be in line for a long time. If you want to say that, the aunt can lie down..." The old man and the old lady were all agitated as they spoke, and there are still human beings. He muttered and threatened at the back: "Little girl, think about it clearly. We have all taken the basketball court. If you want to do this, we can never end with you!"
"this… "
Ren Xiaoyan wanted to say anything more, I hurried forward and grabbed a large amount of paper and stuffed it over, "We were wrong! Grandpa and aunt, please take your time-the paper is here, you can use it!"
The grandfather and aunt took the paper and went straight to the toilet. I hurriedly took Ren Xiaoyan to greet the others and ran away. After less than two hundred meters, I heard a heart-piercing howl: "A ghost! Come in like this. Many people are gone..."
We ran out of the second mile of our self-care before stopping to take a taxi, and went back to the nursing home for free. We all got in the car one by one. At the end when only me, Ren Xiaoyan, Lori Xi and Simon were left, we As soon as I stopped a car, my phone rang, and as soon as I connected, there was an angry roar:
"Why, you are so mean!"
"Eh?" I stopped getting in the car immediately, gesturing to them to wait a while, the taxi driver hurried away with an unhappy expression: "I haven't peeed in a black tea bottle for a long time and invited someone to drink it, who are you? ?"
The other party angrily said: "I am the night squid god-you actually smashed humans to pit us, do you want to be shameless?"
I suddenly understood: "You are the night watchman who has gone to Doulton? Why, did the police ask you to call a lawyer?"
"I'm pooh, fortunately I didn't go today, otherwise I must have been arrested with my brother-why bother, you have done such a despicable thing, it seems I still underestimate you!"
Yeyoushen said one after another that I was despicable, and it would be fine to ask others, but this girl said that I was unconvinced, and it was only because of the paralysis that my roasting stall was sealed and the nursing home was closed, and the family industry attacked. Humans—The two armies are facing each other. Why should I join forces with my own people? As a human being, is it wrong for me to join hands with humans
I said directly: "Let's not talk about the despicable things, and I'm too lazy to waste my mouth. If you call, I will hang up if there is nothing else to do. When you come out, let's continue to fight for life and death!"
"Wait!" The phone yelled fiercely, and after breathing for a long time, I didn't see the gas well. Obviously, I was extremely angry. After waiting for a while, I reluctantly suppressed it and said: "I want to make a deal with you!"
I sincerely said: "It's useless for us to withdraw the case, really."
"Withdraw the case? What if you don't withdraw, I have already talked to their leaders, and you can come out in two or three days at most!" Ye Squid said sternly, "I know that you have the original version of the legendary summoning system in your hand, which is better than ours. The system in the hands of the boss is more powerful, so I want to cooperate with you-I have money in the Yangjian, and you have the system. We can open restaurants everywhere in exchange for Yinde Point, summon more legends, and rely on them to rule the world. Create our own empire!"
These words choked my saliva before I swallowed it, and immediately coughed up: "Just do a la carte to rule the world? Dude, if you really can do it, New Oriental has long been achieved!"
"Of course it can't be done by cooking. Cooking is only collecting funds from the world and the virtues of the world. Haven't you heard that fighting is for money?" Ye Squid frowned and said: "The dishes of our gods and ghosts are rare in the world. Collecting funds is absolutely fast and fast. It won’t take long for us to have a steady stream of money and virtue. With this, we can summon legends endlessly and buy weapons. Isn’t that enough to rule the world?”
I listened to the babble like a book from the heavens, and finally couldn't help but interject: "The cost of war is astronomical. How long do you think we can meet the requirements for ten yuan per dish?"
"That's why we need more restaurants all over the world!" Ye Squid fascinated: "The power of human food is endless, you believe me!"
"Do you know Lotte Department Store? That grandson was dismissed by our great empire before he even thought about it," I honestly said, "Although I haven't tried it, I know I can't rely on this to play games. No, you'd better read some web articles. Although it's mysterious, it's a bit tricky in the end, you are pure and in vain!"
"We can take a long-term view..."
I interrupted him abruptly and said, "Let’s not talk about this, there is one more thing-why do you think I am struggling to rule the world? I am not tired of the country!"
Yeyoushen said strangely: "Don't you think that people should have other pursuits when they are alive
I asked, "Batman and Iron Man are very capable, don't you still stay in the same city?"
"That's all stories. Who really has such a great ability doesn't want to rule the world?" Ye Squid hates iron and steel: "Why do you lose your share in your place? The whole citizen thinks?"
"Then I will tell you about Monkey King..."
"Enough!" The night squid interrupted me and said angrily: "I will give you another day to think about it. I hope you will be careful!"
I simply said: "No, I have already considered very well-our book is a spoof, not a hegemony, this is the point!"
Ye Squid was stunned for a while, and suddenly said cruelly: "If this is the case, then don't blame me. When my people come out of the police station, it will be your death date. Don't regret it when the time comes!"
I am not without a taste of ridicule: "Seriously, I'm afraid I almost meant to kill you because of your current people. Don't think that you are powerful in the Yangjian. You are really anxious. You may not be my opponent-you. Think the heavens really won’t interfere with your mess in the sun?"
There was a moment of silence on the phone, and my words were straight and straight into the sore spot of the night squid god, and also pointed out the reason why he did not dare to act recklessly: the movement is small, the affairs of the underworld are solved, and the heavens will not cross-border processing; but the movement is still quiet. Once it gets bigger, it’s hard to guarantee that the heavens won’t intervene. It’s really hard to tell how things will come...
After a while, the voice of Ye Squid God sounded again: "What do you want to say?"
"Compare, rely on the strength to compare, and whoever loses will listen to whoever loses!" I simply said: "The bet is our recipe. Win or lose depends entirely on the competition of the God of Cookery. No one is playing tricks. Rely on cooking for a showdown!"
"Are you talking about cooking?" Ye Squid was taken aback, and then burst into laughter: "It seems that you really don't know the skills of our FAK YOU family-tell you that our family originally started from a restaurant in the underworld. , This is our site!"
"Isn't that better?" I said lightly: "I won't say I bully you if I lose!"
The night squid said cruelly: "Well, it's a deal-if anyone wins this competition, the other party will wait for the recipe to be handed over and let it go!"
"It's hard to chase a horse without a word!"
Hanging up the call from Ye Squid God, Ren Xiaoyan was all anxious next to him: "Why bother, how can you make this bet with him, what if you lose?" I didn't let you do this by giving you the legendary system. You risked too much! "Lori Xi is also full of worry: "We are sure of winning there, and if we lose, it's all over!" "
"I have already thought about this!" I said with a solemn face: "If you want to solve the immediate crisis as soon as possible, the best way is to compete with them in a showdown, so that you can win the game without involving others as much as possible. , And we have only two of them with six or seven dishes in our hands, are we afraid of committing it?"
"But what if we lose?" Lori said anxiously: "If you're not afraid of ten thousand, just in case!"
"If you really lose..." I solemnly said: "When the time comes, we will be fooling—" (End of this chapter)