We followed the navigation route towards the Banshan Reservoir, and walked around a farmhouse that looked like a slaughter. The road was gone. Only the trail was winding up the mountain. Ren Xiaoyan parked the car on the side of the road and studied the map for a long time. : "On the top, it seems that the rest can only be walked."
We nodded and got out of the car. Before Ren Xiaoyan pulled out the key, we heard someone chanting from afar: "Hey, can't the car be parked anywhere, do you know if you get in the way? Bring the car over, this is the parking lot!"
Looking up, he saw a half-old man in a white shirt, trousers and slippers, rushing towards him, his whole body dirty, not to mention some yellow stains, and a straw hat holding a dashed fan in his hands. , He didn't approach, just stood at the door of the farmhouse and waved vigorously: "Have you heard, here it is!"
I stretched out my hand on the road next to the car and said, "Master, there are still two lanes here, it's okay!"
The old man's eyes bulged: "Our village is full of carts, and you can't get past with a block of rocks on the side of the road... Do not move, anyway, don't call when the car is scratched."
As soon as we say this, we will understand that the typical number of roads that rely on mountains, mountains, rivers and water, he has only one purpose of threats and intimidation, which is to let us park the car and collect a parking fee of ten yuan and twenty-but this At this time, we were too lazy to talk nonsense. Ren Xiaoyan got back into the car and ignited and drove in. She put the brake on the door and turned off, and then she said, "How much do you stop?"
The old man cracked his mouth and exposed his mouthful yellow teeth and asked, "Are you going to eat?"
"Don't eat." "Then twenty!" The old man took out a crumpled receipt from his butt pocket, rubbed two of them with his fingers dipped in saliva, and handed them to Ren Xiaoyan: "Regular charge, here."
Ren Xiaoyan frowned and paid him the money but did not receive the ticket: "Forget it, we won't be reimbursed."
"No reimbursement saves you." The old man folded the two tickets again, folded them into the book, folded them back into his butt pocket, hummed a little song and walked away, and never said anything to us... simple, direct, The purpose is strong, and he has the characteristics of boldness, care and thick-skinned. Although this old man is a farmhouse looking at the parking lot, his sales skills have made me refreshing and cheerful. I watched the old man go back to sit in the broken rocking chair on the side of the road. As he began to hum, he turned his face to Ren Xiaoyan and said solemnly: "Remember what he did just now, it is so important to us!"
Ren Xiaoyan solemnly said: "Do you want me to remember his persistent sales will?"
"Uh, no," I shook my head: "What I want you to remember is that you will see this kind of person at a distance in the future. If you stick to it, you won't be able to get out-it's damn bad!"
The farmhouse is not the only group of people here. There are a bunch of people sitting around playing cards under the pergola not far from our parking place, and there are chatting and chatting on the side. We and the old man just saw this scene in their eyes. , When my voice fell, someone smiled and said: "Hey, buddy, your eyes are too poisonous, you understand all the tricks of Old Zhao!"
I just waved my hand casually in response to this greeting, but I couldn’t stop for a moment when my eyes fell on him—the man was wearing a vest and shirtless, with a tattoo that looked like a double dragon and a pearl on his chest, and the back of the chair beside him. Wearing a piece of clothing that is neither yellow nor yellow, it is covered with blood and mud!
On closer inspection, although this group of people seems to have been washed, they have more or less blood stains and mud marks on their bodies. They seem to have just experienced a fight. What is even more strange is that someone is still tied to their body. The roots of the armed belt, I suddenly felt a little in my heart: "Aren't they the armed squad we were looking for? They are all down, is it... Is it Bai Suzhen..."
I didn't dare to think too much, and rushed to the old Zhao's head just now, and asked: "Ask something, sir, are they some of the militiamen of the armed forces nearby?"
Old Zhao looked up and squinted, then stretched out his hand: "I'll tell you for twenty dollars!"
"Hey, old man, you really are..." I was frustrated by what I said, and honestly took out twenty yuan and handed it over: "What the hell are you sighing because it's a fait accompli, it's boring to find it-I can say it now."
Old Zhao put the money in his pocket without raising his eyes: "Yes!"
I anxiously said, "Then they just caught a snake on the mountain?"
The head of old Zhao stretched out his hand again, I fumbled and pulled out only Zhang Baidu, a little hesitant and said, "Uh, do you have the money to find it?"
Seeing Mr. Qian’s eyes suddenly brightened, he whizzed and sat up straight and said: “One question twenty, you give it first, and I’ll be looking for you later, won’t you have it?”
I sighed and handed a hundred to the head of old Zhao, and said casually: "Fortunately, you are here. It is terrible for you to stay in Tianfu Square. That income is rising faster than Ma Yun!"
Old Zhao's head suddenly smiled and said: "Even if it is-twenty."
"Huh?" I was stunned: "I just asked and answered myself, you are a problem?"
The old Zhao said with a smile, "Oh, you are right. Asking and answering is not my question. Forget it just now-you will finally be a problem later, right? Twenty!"
I got it now: "Old man, how about fishing law enforcement—you did the city management, right?"
"You guessed it—forty!"
"You are too dark... Forget it, let me ask questions honestly!"
… After being pitted by the head of the old Zhao, I finally turned on the right track. It took two hundred to find out the whole thing from the head of the old Zhao, plus the brain supplement and my own imagination. *Reduction: I'm not wrong. This group of people went up the mountain to search for the giant snake's armed forces. About an hour ago, they found the snake in the water pool behind the farmhouse. Everyone shot it to death with a burst of shotgun fire. I took it, chopped the head, peeled it, and threw it into the pot and started to stew the soup. By the way, I asked the boss to kill an old hen—this time Bai Suzhen was still simmering in the pot in the kitchen, it was premature!
Let me tell everyone that everyone is stunned. Ren Xiaoyan, Lori, is okay. Simon the little diamond wind character who also comes from the legendary world has a particularly strong reaction, which fully expresses the sadness and sadness of the rabbit and the dead fox, even more. It demonstrates my great kindness to take them in—just don't think of why I came to this world, if you understand, then I can be the culprit!
After reacting, the two of them took the lead and started running towards the kitchen. I realized that I came to follow up immediately, but I didn’t forget to give Lao Zhao a ruthless hair: "Old man, I remember you, next time you If you have a question, I have to accept one hundred from you!"
Old Zhao didn't raise his head, he squinted his eyes and grinned and screamed: "Don't talk big, young man, if you have the ability to let me ask you, I can give you two hundred!"
"The old girl is too arrogant..." I didn't dare to delay too much when I didn't treat others. I could only rush to the kitchen helplessly with a few more murmurs. As soon as I entered the door, I saw everyone standing by the pot, and the inside was chopped into sevens. The eighty-segment giant snake was tumbling up and down in the pot, and there was still a crispy-sized snake head in the next bucket. The skin was plucked off and hung on the window brows. Everyone had their speechless noses**... It’s so fragrant, it seems. This farmhouse master craftsman is good!
I watched for a long time and saw no one talking. I could only figure out and ask Lori Xi: "Uh, is my trick useful in this situation?"
Lori Xi said helplessly: "Isn't you familiar with it? Except Uncle Wolf, I don't think anyone else can save you."
"Then what shall we do now?" I said casually.
Lori Xi sighed: "It seems we can only save her. I hope she can return to the legendary world as soon as possible..."
"Ginger, onion and garlic?"
Lori Xi said in astonishment: "What did you say?"
I quickly bald the thoughts in my heart and groaned, and hurriedly said, "Uh, how can I overdo it?"
Lori Xi took back her fierce eyes, "Although it's useless, but let's buy some scented wax paper money, it also counts as going to the village to avoid people saying we don't understand, what do you think?"
"I think you can say anything, I have no objection anyway..."
We came to the yard again, and I was thinking about how to give the bunch of buddies who were waiting to drink the dragon and phoenix soup around the yard, saying that it would be too cruel to take the food away from others without any external force, so The price to be paid is bound to be very high, but this is what we are willing to pay. Of course, if the purchase is not to burn paper for worship and then bury it, but another kind of soy sauce mixed with ginger, onion, garlic and chili, I am willing to double it!
Before I could think about it, I heard a scream outside the door, and the old Zhao head rolled into the yard in embarrassment, followed by a tall man. The woman in black, with leather pants and leather jackets, set off her whole body with unprecedented grace and grace. As soon as she came in, her eyebrows were erected and shouted: "Snake, who killed it?"
This movement immediately alarmed the armed team playing cards in the yard, and Erlong Xizhu stood up and wondered: "You belong to the Animal Protection Association?"
The woman shook her head, staring at him like water, "You mean you did it?"
Erlong Xizhu snatched the white saying: "It's not the Animal Protection Association, you are making a fart, we did it, what are you going to do?"
Before the words were over, the woman in black kicked him out like lightning, and kicked this guy out a few meters as if he was flying. All the people in the armed team have exploded. I rushed up, and some of my brains were so easy to pick up a broom or a mop and try to use it as a weapon. It was just five minutes before all these people were knocked down by the women in black, and a bunch of people lay on the ground. Moaning, crying father and mother almost peeing on his pants!
Even so, the woman in black seemed to be uncomfortable, looking at the remnant defeated generals all over the ground, her expression still deep, Leng Ding saw Erlong Xizhu lying not far away, and she stepped forward and raised her feet. The five-inch-high heel sticks to the girl's nose: "Oh, fucking with the Erlong Xizhu-even a person like you is worthy of this kind of fetish?"
Erlong Xizhu was so scared that he almost lost his soul, and even said: "I am not a dragon, not a dragon... Aunt, don't make a mistake!"
"Then what are you?"
"Pippi Shrimp played basketball and got thinner..."
The black-clothed woman sneered: "I wronged you if you said that?"
"No, there is no wrongdoing," Erlong Xizhu pleaded: "I just ask you to be fair, don't give me special treatment..."
During the fight, the head of old Zhao stayed on the side. Seeing that she was far away from her, she was ready to run away, but she was noticed by the woman in black as soon as she moved. She kicked Erlong Opera Ball with just one kick. He passed out and knocked Lao Zhao's head to the ground with a flying rush, as if he was going to beat...
The old head of Zhao immediately begged for mercy: "Forgive me, hero! I'm not in their gang, really!"
"Aren't you? The woman in black questioned: "What evidence is there? "
"Uh, evidence... this evidence..." The old Zhao head looked around in a panic, and screamed at me: "You ask him, you ask him! He knows that I am here to watch the car, not the gang of them-handsome guys. , You say something!"
The woman in black turned her face to me: "This gentleman, can you help him prove it?"
Mysteriously, I stretched out two fingers under their gaze, and said lightly: "Old Zhao, two hundred, you said it yourself!" (End of this chapter)