After coaxing Mrs. Zhang back, I called Xiao Zuan Feng and them all over to drink millet porridge, and I had a bowl and sat on the corridor—I really didn’t want to see Xiao Zuan Feng eating and humming. I asked, hey, this kid actually said that this problem was caused when he was on the mountain.
You have to sing red songs before meals. What a problem!
Ren Xiaoyan stayed by my side, holding up her scissors like a crab from time to time to demonstrate at me. In less than five minutes, when three old men passed by, she touched her cigarette and stuffed her finger...
"Unexpectedly, you still have this kind of love, I really can't see it!" Ren Xiaoyan smiled and said: "Why, love for the widow and lonely old man is gone for me?"
"Is it the same for a sing-song singer on the roadside and a big boss who drives a BMW?" I curled my lips and said, "I have been so happy today, so just let me go-isn't it a beauty in the world that we are so old? Something?"
Ren Xiaoyan said leisurely: "In order to help you round the scene, I have played the role of the third princess. How much should you compensate me?"
I said angrily: "Why are you so guilty? Don't say you're a daughter-in-law, you really don't have to talk about it!"
Ren Xiaoyan was completely unmoved by my nonsense, and said coldly: "In this case, I will go to tell the truth to the old lady..."
"Don't! You don't want to break up friendships, why do you insist on getting a dead fish?" I was really afraid of her going to arouse the old lady, and quickly pulled her to persuade: "Okay, I'll tell you the truth now. I did make the leftovers, but this kind of spice is scarce and not easy to get. I really can't provide you for cooking!"
Now that I am willing to say this sentence, it means that I have completely surrendered. This trick is not only a trick for men to pick up girls, but it is also amazing for women to grind men. I only hope that she can be moved by my truth. , From then on, let me continue to live my life lightly.
Ren Xiaoyan wondered: "Rare animals and plants?"
I grumbled the millet porridge and swallowed it, "less than that."
Ren Xiaoyan nodded thoughtfully: "It turns out that it is, I finally know what you are worried about!"
I snapped my fingers and said with joy, "Long live understanding! We can meet now and never know each other, right?"
Ren Xiaoyan tilted her head and thought, first showed a playful smile, but then shook her head: "Oh, no!"
I couldn't help but said, "You came at me at all, right?"
Ren Xiaoyan looked at me with her cheek in her arms, and smiled: "It scares you! Okay, I won't use it to make new dishes. Is this going down?"
I wondered: "Do you have a truth in your mouth?"
Ren Xiaoyan said dissatisfied: "When did I lie to others, don't say me like you!"
I stared at her innocently, and nodded solemnly and firmly.
This is how a woman is, you never know what she will be furious about, just like the wind and the sun are all clear just now, but after a second she changed her face and yelled at me like a pearl: "You Show me the evidence, do you hear it? Evidence! Why bother, my parents taught me not to lie to others since I was a child. I have always followed very well. If you can't show it, I will be with you!
She stared at me puffingly, with her hands on her hips, as if she was going to eat people. I believe that if she can't show evidence, she will really turn her face with me, but... ahem, buddy is really not a mortal!
(It feels too cool to use this sentence when it is critical.)
I smiled ambiguously: "Don't tell me, there really is! Uh, just now you told Grandma Zhang that you were the third princess of Xihai..."
Ren Xiaoyan was unwilling to show weakness and said: "... Isn't this just to help you lie? Is it me to blame?"
I joked: "Second-hand smoke also has nicotine. If you don't admit it, it will be boring!"
She froze for a moment, then sat down again dejectedly, "Forget it, what do you say?"
I comforted her and said: "Actually, it's okay to deceive people. Your parents also have the right to be the father and the child."
She stunned: "How did you know?"
I smiled and said, "They must have boasted that you are the smartest kid in the world, right?"
Ren Xiaoyan: "..."
After waiting for a while, she finally recovered from the swift thinking jump, and said angrily: "Why bother, you are a first-class gangster!"
I smiled and said, "I'm going to say that you are complimented by similar attraction?"
Ren Xiaoyan sighed for a long time: "Forget it, I won't argue with you about these things, I'm willing to behave badly-tell the truth, if I want less of this spice, can you give it to me? You can also sell it to me."
"Fewer points?" I became alert: "You don't want to give your family a try, to be honest, it's definitely not a good idea..."
Ren Xiaoyan turned her words: "Do you know the God of Cookery Contest?"
The God of Cookery Competition is one of the most watched events today. The World’s No. 1 Cookery Competition is held once every twelve years, and the four major Southeastern, Northwestern and Northwestern Cookery Competitions are held every six years. Each province and city has two or one-year matches. The power is no less than the World Cup, the Olympics... I used to skip class to watch the live broadcast, and I am very familiar!
I suddenly suddenly said: "For the game?"
"Yes," Ren Xiaoyan nodded: "I want to win the champion of the God of Cookery Competition in the city of Shu in two months. Your spices can help me."
The title of God of Cookery is the dream of every chef and every restaurant. Although I have thought about it, as far as the current situation is concerned, there may not be a point to shake the tree. It is estimated that even if I participate, it will be two or three years later, so I There is absolutely no objection to this-it's just that I can't do this. It depends on what Lolixi means. This is the final decision.
I put away the smile on my face, and said solemnly: "Let me think about it, can I answer it for you in two days?"
Ren Xiaoyan said heartily: "Okay! It's all up to you!"
At this time, the kitchen door opened and the head of the sword god Gege little demon filed out. The half bowl of millet porridge filled everyone’s faces with a hesitant smile-Simone stood with his hands behind the eaves and looked up at the sky. Post-modern, but I always swallow the hiccups when no one is there; Lori squats on the wall and pulls a block of soil, drawing a hyperbola of coordinate rays on the ground; only watching to do something business There is only a little bit of wind, people carrying a kettle and preparing to serve the people all over the courtyard...
The old man in the yard, look at me, and I look at you. Several times he wanted to open his mouth, but he was caught by the old lady next to him.
In the end, Uncle Zhang couldn’t help. He suddenly said to Xiao Zuan: “Son, don’t come to pour the water. Yesterday, because of you, the three old men sneaked out to eat the waist because of your uncle Qiu’s urinary meal. , People almost lost!"
All the old men and women stared at him deeply, and Xiao Zuanfeng immediately said in embarrassment, "Really?"
Uncle Zhang nodded: "Almost the old man in the courtyard has three heights, and he usually talks lightly. You said that if this smell is so good, can they not go out and steal the mouth? My pains are in vain!"
I interrupted and said, "...Are you sure it doesn't matter if you eat and eat and money?"
Zhang Shubai glanced at me and continued: "So we must not scald Uncle Qiu's urinals with boiling water-I can't help but leave them alone!"
I rushed to Ren Xiaoyan and said, "This must have something to do with money!"
She covered her mouth and grinned.
Xiao Zuanfeng looked at us suspiciously, not to mention his comprehension B, even comprehension S can't guess the relationship between the urinal and the big waist. Just about to ask something, a urinal suddenly came out from the next room. : "Pour water!"
After that, Uncle Qiu came out with a urinal with a smile on his face. The little drill wind carried the pot and it was not right or wrong. His eyes flickered and looked straight at Uncle Zhang, but he didn't. Just give me a good word, it makes people look good.
I coughed and bumped my shoulder on the side of Uncle Zhang, and he barely smiled and prepared to explain to the old man. Who knew that just two steps, Uncle Qiu gave him a sharp eye, and he immediately returned the dingy cat.
I lowered my voice and said, "What's the situation? I can't tell you yet, right? I'll go."
Uncle Zhang bowed his head and waved his hand in frustration: "Don't go, don't go! Uncle Qiu is stubborn, if you don't give it to him, he will definitely get angry. Then he will come out and tell me what to do... This thing, it can't be done, it can't be done. , Who told him to see it?"
Me: "Hey, what else are you talking about? Isn't this imperative-drill the wind, fill it with Uncle Qiu!"
Xiao Zufeng ran away like an amnesty, hurriedly poured boiling water into the basin, and ran away when he was done, "I'll go back and go now..."
Taking advantage of this opportunity, I also bid farewell to Uncle Zhang, and Ren Xiaoyan, Lori Ximen brother, returned to the front door to face the face. After the preliminary assistance plan was drawn up, the relationship between Ren Xiaoyan and I was not what it used to be, so I waved in a friendly principle. Saying goodbye, we also went to our own way.
I thought about it, Ren Xiaoyan can actually help, nothing else, just for the stability and unity of the rear when we are struggling and outstanding. If we can solve her, it is equivalent to turning the entire Northwest into our war of resistance. The base, so I have to bother about this matter, find a suitable policeman to deal with the matter without blood.
We didn’t clean up the kitchen, so we stayed in the original lobby to cut the skewers. Simon was the chief knife. When I went in, I was watching him waving a small knife. , Cutting a hard piece of meat gave the dance the feel of an electric break dance.
I picked up a piece of meat and took a look. I only saw that it was neat, but I had to change the knife if I wanted to put a piece of it. I don’t know if the sword god is not used to cutting meat or the difference between the knife and the sword is too big—Simon stopped the knife and stopped. , Explained melancholy: "Just laughed, the body gap is still too big, how can it not reach the previous level."
I suddenly said: "Can you be the same for four or five years old and twenty-something, that's for sure! But don't worry, just change the knife."
Brother Simon shook his head if he was frustrated: "But I am a swordsman. The pursuit of the ultimate swordsmanship is my lifelong pursuit. I finally find a chance to come back. I must seize the opportunity to break through myself!"
I was horrified: "Fortunately, you are not the founding emperor. It would be a bad thing to put this thought on him!"
We cut out a wide variety of meat slices and we started skewers. Pork belly, anti-beef, lamb, ribs, ribs, and big kidneys, each in its own basin. After lunch, we mixed noodles in the nursing home and went on. The help buddies are here.
The young and old in the main vegetable market, the big guys started to work together quickly and naturally, they gave me the price of the vegetables along the way, and I checked them all over again without much time. It's all done, and I promised to come to my stall for supper after I finished the stock today, which is considered to be the first order of business.
As I was about to leave, I suddenly remembered something, oh, slapped on my thigh: "We have no name yet!"
All the people at the door came back, talking and talking about everything from roasted ventri, roasted, roasted recipes to roasted appreciatives. The most unlucky thing is why roast skewers, why do you even need to roast them? Well, isn't this curse that actually turned me yellow
No one was convinced by this general argument. The old man and the old lady got together and quarreled and rushed to grab a discount, and I couldn’t get a good score in my heart. The three of Ximen Chuuxue and the others hid by the window to blow the sun early and were in a daze. I was in a daze, and only the little drill wind looked at the clouds and the light wind was light and leisurely. With a moment of movement in my mind, the two lyrics that came out of nothing came into my heart.
"Hey, that's it!" I decided in an instant: "Don't make a noise, everyone, listen to me!"
A group of people waited: "Huh?"
I sang triumphantly: "The king asked me to patrol the mountain and catch a monk for dinner-how about it, I will use this as the name."
Xiaoqing wondered: "Is there anyone called a monk skewers?"
"Hey, why is it so laborious to talk to you!" I was dissatisfied: "Xunshan skewers, what monk skewers!"
Everyone reacted to the oops, and they all immediately praised: "Good name!"
Inspiration is the same thing as peeing. As long as you start, you can’t stop it. No matter how powerful you are, as long as you hold back a lot and think about it, STOP is completely impossible. Its technical content is by no means lower than Shenzhoudeng. Yue—When I was a child, I didn’t spend less time hiding in the toilet. I held back all morning to happily draw the knife and cut the water three in and out. It’s just too difficult, and I still can’t reach it until today.
Looking at it from another angle, this is really the same as love!
Talk less gossip.
After I took the name of Xunshan BBQ, I immediately compiled countless names for the barbecue. The thin and large slices of meat are called first love barbecue directly. It is our shop... Uh, no, it’s a specialty of this stall. The slices of meat are cut out. Just pour the grass juice on it and marinate it. Eighty-eight slices are not only not discounted, but they are still not added according to the head point-modern people are like this. If we don’t have any flowers, we really think we have no skills, the more we make, The more you don’t give you a good face, the more you line up, the more popular it is. What is it called according to modernization
Oh, characteristics, it seems to be the same.
Okay, so far, everything is considered to be considered and thoughtful, everything is ready, just wait for the door to pick up when the night falls-I yeah, open the door to welcome the guests-even if I have completely entered the ranks of making big money!
I cheered and turned around. Hey, the three of them all climbed the window and watched the TV in the nursing home. They acted like a Chinese voice, and just turned around with four chairs shouting. Some of them shouted:
"I admire you!" (End of this chapter)