I never expected to find someone to find out the result of burning my body. At that time, the mood was really complicated and very complicated. Except for regretting that Xiang Shaolong was scolded in my stomach at the beginning-Fuck, if it wasn't for this grandson to make a lot of online dating. Can buddies be reduced to such a point? Tracing back to the source, this kid is guilty of great crimes, killing him is all light!
Of course, some people have asked: "Then why did you regret it?" I can only say that there is no comment. The reason is hard to say. The only clue that you can figure out is a sentence:
"It is said that after a woman has a certain situation with a man, the status of the relationship between the two will change. This is definitely a golden and jade saying that has not changed through the ages-the couples that have been confirmed are as follows:
Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing, Zhang Yiman and the little blacksmith, Miss Gao and Zhu Bajie... The negative textbook is also easy to find: why bother and Ren Xiaoyan...
Then Ren Xiaoyan spoke, her expression returning to her normal face unexpectedly inexplicably: "Forget what happened today, hurry up and see if there are any clues, it's important to save people!"
"Huh?-Oh!"
I was completely stunned by this certain door, and I couldn't help but turned my eyes on the computer. At this time, Xiao Zuanfeng had opened the chat history between Xiang Shaolong and a girl named'Hahan Kawaii'. There is a chicken sentence that makes me instantly awaken like a dream—this is how it says:
Xiang Shaolong: "There must be good men, except for at least one beside me!"
Hahan Kawaii: "(Picture of nostril button) I don't believe it, all good men are extinct!"
Xiang Shaolong: "I have a name here, why bother? This kid even calls his girlfriend's name in his dreams, but he likes to talk in sleep, seven or eight hundred times a night..."
I asked everyone in confusion: "Uh, do I like to talk in sleep?"
"You don't talk a lot on weekdays, but you are basically talking about slumber!" Simone first gave me proof: "Well, when my friends circled the software for dreaming, you are the number one!"
"So..." I hesitated for a moment: "My name is Xiaoyan?"
"That's enough!" everyone said in unison: "You have other girlfriends there!"
I am embarrassed to say a few words, Leng Ding stretched out his side and pinched my hand under my squeaky nest: "Talking about the business, you will be angry with me again..."
"Oh, right now..."
The whole thing was taken, and then we checked Xiang Shaolong’s chat records one by one, and quickly found the chat records between him and someone—unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the subject of this record is not women but money. , Xiang Shaolong mentioned it to netizens in order to get some money to share the hospitalization fee for me, and this guy immediately called him over, saying that as long as he put out 69,800 yuan, he could quickly make 10 million yuan. There was ** between the lines, and I exclaimed at the time:
"Isn't this a pyramid scheme? How did Xiang Shaolong fall into this den?"
Ren Xiaoyan calmly said: "That's not necessarily true. Everything should be considered for the good. Maybe Xiang Shaolong was jumped by a fairy or kidnapped to tear his ticket. Why must it be a pyramid scheme?!"
We suddenly said: "What you said makes sense..." Everyone began to give high fives to congratulate each other: "Now we can rest assured!"
Ren Xiaoyan wondered: "Why are you afraid of pyramid schemes and not afraid of kidnapping and extortion? Is there a big difference between the two?"
I explained to Ren Xiaoyan: “It’s similar to other people, but Xiang Shaolong’s body is different: first, pyramid schemes are a new type of fraud crime. It sounds reasonable. The main method is to fudge, and to deal with some unseen. The dead guy is no better; kidnapping and tearing tickets is a purely armed crime, relying on the strength of both arms... Do you think Xiang Shaolong is like a person who lacks energy?"
Ren Xiaoyan understood in an instant: "I'll be clear if you say so, Xiang Shaolong, you have divided the group until you haven't seen the world, right?"
"Hey!" We nodded: "You understand."
"Then we don't care about him," Ren Xiaoyan instantly got the answer from our fragmented clues and inferences: "What should we do?"
Now it's my turn to not understand: "Why?"
"Is this unclear?" Ren Xiaoyan stretched out a finger: "First, if Xiang Shaolong enters MLM, surely he can't tell if he is lying to him based on his IQ?"
We nodded: "This is no objection."
"That's right, since he can't tell that it's a lie to him, do you think we can tell him to come out to listen?" Ren Xiaoyan asserted: "Furthermore, this MLM organization is not easy to find. He wants to be himself It's not easy for anyone to say if he doesn't want to come out-he has to wait for him to understand it!"
"Hey, it makes sense for you to analyze this way..."
"Second," Ren Xiaoyan stretched out her second finger: "He is so high in martial arts that no one can kidnap him. If he is about to die, it is said why he can save his life... I remember this right, right?"
She glanced at me, and in line with the principle of conquering merits and demerits, I immediately raised my hands to confirm: "This is my skill!"
"The kidnapping doesn't make any difference to him!-What do we care about him if it's all right?"
I reminded Ren Xiaoyan: "But we are short of people. If we don't find the following, where can we rely on Brother Wu to be busy?"
"Oh, I forgot about this." This question is indeed a bit tricky. Ren Xiaoyan couldn't find a better solution for a while, so she could only suggest: "Should we transfer the two from the Century Restaurant to help?"
"But it's not enough," I frowned. "You can't let the guests serve their own dishes, right?"
At this moment, a cold wind blew in from outside the window, followed by a few indistinct figures falling in the room. They fixed their eyes on the elders of the world. They started yelling as soon as they landed. It’s not good, we met an expert outside!"
This matter is about Yin Ming, Lori Xi immediately rushed to ask: "What's the matter?"
The boss of the Eighth Basang in the world said anxiously: "Just now we saw a Gua stall on the street. I said that the guy who didn't go home in the middle of the night was going to make fun of him, but the old man who was close to the stall asked us to see. The hexagram still depends on the phase, and also said that only Yinde points are collected—this scares us to death!"
I was completely dumbfounded: "What's so terrible about this, don't you still give Yinde points when you eat skewers with me?"
"Where are you the same!" Ba sang old third said anxiously, "You are the only one who can see our ghosts and serve us for so long. Even if other living people can see us with yin and yang eyes, they are also afraid of us, let alone us. Service-he is the first living person besides you who can see us!"
I gradually started to smell from the eight singing, and said in surprise: "Is this guy almost like me-he, he also has a system?"
Lori Xi immediately asked: "Where did you see Guatan?"
Bachang old fifth thought for a while: "Outside the mass grave."
Me: "Huh? Is there still this place now?!"
Basang Old Dalian hurriedly said: "No, no, that's an old saying, our brothers are nostalgic for the past, and the habits can't be changed all the time..."
I stamped my foot and said, "Then you bother to tell me what the land is now, are you okay?"
The second of the eight singers immediately said, "It's the west gate of your school!"
"Hey, let me just say it!" I slapped my thigh. "Someone said that the school was built on the graveyard. I thought I was joking, but now I believe it."
Ren Xiaoyan said with horror: "The ghost stories circulating in that school are also true?" She stared at Basang hopefully, and I reacted to this squeak: "Why did you see it?"
Ren Xiaoyan herself was dumbfounded: "Yes, why did I see it?" She was suddenly a little afraid: "No way, how come I'm the hell..." Then she started hiding behind me, I can only remind her:
"I'm afraid it's a little late now-you've been to the underworld more than once. What's so scary about being a ghost?"
Ren Xiaoyan said: "...Is this not used to it?!" She came out from behind me a little embarrassed, and greeted Ba sang openly: "Sorry, I just forgot for a while... Don't be surprised, I'm free. Come and play!"
We were chatting vigorously, and Lori Xi interrupted us coldly: "Or let's go check it out. What if we are lucky enough to catch the pirate dealer?"
I also reacted to this statement: "Yes, can we finish the book if this is the case?"
Lori Xi frowned and said displeased: "You just look forward to finishing the book-after finishing writing nothing, Liuyun has to wait for another three to five months. How can this be worthy of the readers!"
I can only honestly say: "Then let's go ahead and let it go!"
We quickly divided into groups, and under the leadership of the World Basang, we went to the west gate and found out that we were talking about the night market next to the school. Because of the time, most of the shops here have been closed. , There are only a few roasting stalls that continue to operate, but none of us found the old fortune-telling man who can see the world gossip in the legend.
Lori Xi circled around the place where the old man had stayed pointed out by Basang, and concluded: "He hasn't gone far yet. We look around, and we should be able to find someone!"
"How did you know?" All of us admired and said: "Is there any trick?"
Lori flicked out the pacifier from her pocket and tucked it into her mouth, and said: "I think Conan learned it well, and you can check it out if you have nothing to do in the future-you see, the cigarette butt on the ground hasn't gone out yet. He was here a moment ago, how far can he go in a few minutes?"
Sure enough, there was a cigarette butt on the ground that continued to burn brightly and darkly. It seemed that it had been pulled from the mouth for less than five minutes. Everyone nodded while watching the cigarette butts: "Yes, we Why didn't you expect it!"
Lori Xi said proudly: "You can do it too. As long as you watch Conan more often and use your brains when things happen, I believe you can learn a lot from it..."
Before he finished his words, the little drill bounced around, yelling and screaming while holding his collar with his backhand and shaking his arms, and then saw a bright cigarette butt shook out of his clothes, and then a group of us brushed and opened our mouths. Scolded: "Who the hell throws a cigarette butt, come out!"
After yelling twice, the upstairs immediately poked his head out to apologize to us: "Excuse me, buddy, I just drank too much, sorry, I won't be anymore..." After saying that he lost a smile before he retracted, and then he turned back. The roommate scolded: "I told you not to throw away, don't throw it away, is it all right now?!"
We looked at each other at a loss. After a while, I hesitated to ask Lori Xi, whose face was unpredictable and unpredictable: "Uh, let's... still search around?!"
With a bang, Lori Xi transformed into an embarrassment, and the long-lost Trident of the Sea King came out and roared: "Don't stop anyone-I'm so tender with those bastards!" (End of this chapter)