Lori Xi is very angry. We all know her temper. Don't say that there is something wrong with the windless scroll three feet. So everyone was a little confused at the time and didn't know what to do. She was going to be majestic and majestic. The killer went upstairs to beat someone, when Uncle Wolf suddenly said, "Here is someone!"
We hurriedly looked around together, and a figure walked over slowly, and when we walked to the intersection, we realized that it was an old man with apathy eyes carrying a garbage bag and throwing it out. Everyone was a little discouraged for a moment: "It doesn't look like— Uncle Wolf, we were looking for a fat man."
Uncle Wolf is very calm: "Fatness and thinness are relative, anyway, I look quite fat."
I said speechlessly: "You are too conscientious!" Knowing that this is a curve to save the country for Lori Xi, I didn't bother too much, and then asked everyone: "Then what should I do now, do you want to find it separately?"
Lori Xi was also a little bit lost after being interrupted, her voice regained her Lori appearance, raised her head and glanced upstairs with a complicated expression, and said angrily: "Fortunately for you, grandma has something to do... "Then facing everyone: "That's it, let's find it separately!"
At this moment, the ossicles behind him suddenly whispered: "Someone is coming."
"Leave him alone," I waved without looking back. "That guy is definitely not here. I figured it out. If this guy sees us, he won't leave. What does it mean to go out and swing for a while and come back... "
The youngest member of Montenegro said: "Someone is here." Then Simon Brother also said: "There is also a flag on his shoulder-either a candied haws or a fortune teller."
Under the dim street light, there was a skinny guy walking towards us with a banner on his back. He couldn't see the age from a distance. The image was very in line with the description of the nostril Zhao and the horse monkey face. I suddenly became energetic. Zhen said: "It's him, he looks exactly like those two grandsons!"
Everyone whizzed out their weapons and was about to mount. At this time Lori Xi was calm: "Wait, let him get closer."
Humpty Dumpty didn't find anyone setting ambush, he wandered around and looked forward to look forward to, Lori wins a wink, Xiao Feng Ximen and a few people pretend to cross the street and circle around from the opposite side to make a gesture, I Then he walked slowly into the road, and said solemnly: "Dude, I found you!"
"Who?" The bamboo pole was taken aback, and stretched out my hand to put the Gua pole across her chest. It was the first time that I saw him really through the street lamp—a cross was formed in front of the Gua pole, and the stroke was horizontal. It's very thick. Whoever thinks that this old man had to starve to death during the three-year period of natural disasters, plus two sparse goatees... I finally know what it means for people to look like brushes!
"It's me," I stared at the dwarf step by step, pretending to smile: "You should be familiar with it!"
"The controller?" The old bamboo pole man asked unexpectedly: "Why are you here?"
"Can I not come? If you don't come again, your old man won't be able to find you!" I sneered: "Since you know who I am, then you won't be a mortal-let's talk about old man, who are you?"
"It's not the time yet!" The old bamboo pole man said solemnly: "You don't need to know!"
"That's not necessarily true," Ren Xiaoyan stood next to me to help: "Although we don't have much interaction, since you are in the Yangjian camp, we can score clearly-isn't it the anti-Japanese drama that we can fight against me?"
The old man stamped his feet and said, "Hey, I've been completely busy during this time! The two government officials who had an accident at home, do you really think that without my old man's advice or two, they can send the door to you in two or two?"
"Yaist?" Ren Xiaoyan didn't react for a while, staring at me and fainting: "Last time we went to the Conferred God World, we met that servant, aren't they all eunuchs?"
I reminded her in a low voice: "He said it was the grandson of the horse monkey face and nostrils Zhao."
"Oh~" Ren Xiaoyan came back to her senses, and within a tenth of a second she found the excuse: "This doesn't mean that you are our own person-if there is no ghost in your heart, what are you hiding? Fortunately, we waited. In a rush, or you will succeed again!"
"Yes, you are a typical place where the most dangerous place is the safest place," Xiao Zuanfeng said triumphantly: "You must think we will look for you everywhere, so the cat is back!"
The old man stared at us for a long time and said, "Can't I have other reasons?"
We thought for a while, but no one found a reason for him to leave and come back, and shook their heads: "We don't know..." "Look, it's unreasonable!" Ren Xiaoyan said: "Unless you can make a point. The reason for this comes out, otherwise don’t think we will believe you!"
The old man hesitated for a long time, but finally gritted his teeth and said: "I'm going to pee!"
US:"… "
The old man continued: "On this street, there is only a public toilet on the head that is still open, so I went to pee and plan to come back and continue to set up a stall-why is this unreasonable?"
Ren Xiaoyan said angrily and anxiously: "We have been here for at least half an hour!"
The old man sighed: "Have you never heard of endless urine?"
We suddenly said: "That's it!"
"Can you trust me now?"
Ren Xiaoyan was not defeated like a mountain, and I could only go out on my own, pretending to be astonished and said: "Okay, I will treat you as if you were peeing in the toilet for half an hour, even if you helped us last time, but to be thorough I believe there is still a little distance, can you understand the meaning?"
The old man was stunned and said, "I knew this when I came!"
"Yeah, I didn't realize that you are quite enlightened. I found that modern people are not kind!"
The old man nodded: "Yes, people nowadays have such virtues. While saying that dogs are the most loyal friends of mankind, they open a stall and eat special food. You can understand me completely like this."
We started to click the meaning of the old man’s words, and after three days when we understood, the old man has become a group with us. In other words, Ya has become our most loyal friend...
I simply said: "Uncle, just tell the truth!"
In the end, the old man could only say: "The first sentence, I am actually Shen Wansan."
"Shen, Shen Wansan?" I jumped three feet: "You finally came out!"
The old man said helplessly: "Look, I know you are the virtue to be honest-this second truth: I can't join you, sorry!"
"What conditions do you need?" After Simon's sex, I have long been immune to this kind of rhetoric. Whatever you want to do, I just do what I call, even if it is not my little brother. Do you think there is a difference between the job that the younger brother does
Shen Wansan said calmly: "Don't mention it, this is just a dream, but it is absolutely impossible for a mortal to realize it."
"Just talk about it, what if it's realized?" The youngest member of Black Mountain said: "Isn't there a dream that is popular now?"
Shen Wansan said with regret: "When I was very rich, a Taoist came to visit and told me to practice Taoism and alchemy. He said that he could fly for nine days. Later, when I was distributed to Yunnan, I remembered this. I wanted to practice but I didn't succeed. If you have the Dao to soar, I will join you again when the time comes!"
Zhi Zun Bao is not without contempt: "It's almost the same if you don't need to cultivate your body, just a little bit more windy."
The old man sighed and stomped his feet: "These were later distributed to Yunnan where there was no food to eat and hungry and thin. At that time, there was too little food. Fortunately, I found a treasure.
"What, do you still have treasures that can hold food?" This time it was Wu Da's turn to straighten his eyes: "This is a good thing..." He cautiously lowered his body over two meters high, and tentatively said: "You can see and see. ?"
Shen Wansan shook his head regretfully: "This world is probably gone."
"How about you describe it, I'll try to find it," Lori Xi said with a smile: "What if you find it?"
Shen Wansan looked at Lori Xi and then at other people, a little unwilling to say: "It stands to reason that the princess asks me to answer naturally, but there are many people here, what if I leak my secrets?"
I impatiently said: "Where is our country still starving to death, and the economy is so rich that you haven't seen it, why do you always think badly about the world?"
Shen Wansan emphasized: "Don't boast, I've heard many people say about eating waste oil recently-this is because no one in our time eats this, it's too dirty!"
I was speechless for an instant, but fortunately, Ren Xiaoyan came over after a short break, and she directly called: "This is a hobby. Many of us like this!"
"Then I still listen to the child's stuttering-is this also a hobby?"
My expression was distorted and uncomfortable: "Yes!"
Shen Wansan suddenly said, "It turns out that this is the case, your tastes are really strong, just eat some messy things..."
Without waiting for him to continue speaking down, I interrupted him and said, "Now you can say what the treasure is, everyone is waiting!"
Shen Wansan thought for a while, and then carefully scanned the surroundings. After making sure that it was safe, he secretly lowered his throat and said, "I found a strange thing that grows on the roots of trees. It is thin and white. It can be eaten as much as possible. pull out… "
Ren Xiaoyan, Lolita, Bai Suzhen and others dispersed in an instant, retching like birds and beasts...
Shen Wansan continued to immerse himself in his own world: "... When I found out at that time, I found this thing and washed it, and then I would eat it again when I had nothing to eat next meal..."
The youngest member of Heishan Zhizunbao and others also ran away...
"In this way, I ate, pulled, and ate, and persisted for many days until I found food," he said fascinatedly: "Since then, I will look for this treasure every year without food. , Although he was hungry and thin, he finally survived!"
I saw that only me and Xiao Zuan Feng Wu Da San were left around, and they were forced to the end, and said bitterly: "That's it?"
"Yes, just this treasure!" Shen Wansan was surprised: "Is this not enough for you to make a fortune?"
I can only say: "It's alright, this baby you said is enoki mushroom, right?"
Shen Wansan groaned: "I really don't know this. I didn't dare to ask someone for the name."
I stretched out my hand and pointed towards the distance, and the little drill went out quickly, threw ten dollars at the grilling stall, picked up the skewers, and came back, and handed it to him: "Let's see if this is it?" "
"It's it, it's it!" Shen Wansan was panicked: "So you guys live by this too?" He muttered in a dull eyes: "Or I'll go back... Since it's all the same, at least it's me." Know, don't grab it!"
We can only say: "Master, we really don't need food!" (End of this chapter)