For a long time, Shen Wansan reluctantly believed that we are not short of food, and solemnly promised to join us if I can really take him to heaven. I immediately patted my chest and made a guarantee: "Don’t worry, it’s a damn little thing. For one thing, tomorrow I will take you to pretend to be forced to take you to fly... From today on, you will be formally admitted!"
Shen Wansan said nervously: "Then do I need to kill someone to trade a certificate?"
"That's it," I said bluntly: "Becoming a partner is just an argument. Don't get it through the green forest-by the way, ours is a society under the rule of law. Please be careful when you act and try not to cause trouble. Sometimes money is not always good. !"
Shen Wansan was a little scared and said, "What about the two escorts..."
"Oh, let's not take this as an example!" I asked to add: "This time I was lucky to hit the two silly X. Next time, it may not be so lucky. If you encounter an unbeliever, you must be caught as a remnant of feudalism."
"Then how do I know who is stupid × who is not," Shen Wansan said anxiously: "How can I do it if I have no experience?"
Before I could talk, Xiao Zuanfeng rushed in and interjected: "Hey, you ask me-I'm good at this. If you don't believe me, ask the king!"
Shen Wansan was happy on his face, and immediately bit his ears with Xiao Zuanfeng. The main content was how to be kidnapped in the Yangjian Keng and not be caught. It was like an old profiteer and a small bully. I didn't bother to care about them. The street sighted: "Withdraw first, let's take a taxi and go back separately. What's the matter when we settle down at the roasting stall... Huh, where are they?"
At this moment, I can be considered to have found out that everyone who had scattered birds and beasts was not within my sight and did not know where they were. At this moment, Wu Da raised his hands and said, "Why, just call Zhi Zun Bao and say that they are behind. I have a midnight snack on the street, saying that if you don’t eat it, you will return first. If you want to eat it... Ms. Ren asked you to explain clearly to Boss Shen before mentioning something about enoki mushrooms.
I instantly understood: "They are hungry when they are together-uh, I'm a bit hungry when I say it, okay, let's eat supper together and then go back." Then I turned my head and said sincerely to Boss Shen: "I just heard clearly. Right?"
Shen Wansan nodded in fear, and said honestly, "Understood."
We went straight to the back street, and when we arrived, we saw dozens of people crowding in a bunch of roadside stalls in Shanghai to eat, drink, and drove the owners of seven or eight stalls around to get busy. Tangyuan Chaos Noodles, Spikes and Potatoes I was taken away when I was cooked in a hurry. I dazzled my eyes and saw that Simon and the youngest of Black Mountain weren't seen, and asked, "Where are they?"
Ren Xiaoyan said, "They both went to the hospital and the other to the underworld, saying they were busy doing some serious things-here, this bowl of yours." Reached out and pushed out a bowl of glutinous rice flour with three or four eggs on the side. I sighed: "It's not easy. If these guys can keep a bowl for me, you are doing your best."
"Fortunately, nobody robbed you of yours. They were all very polite," Ren Xiaoyan smiled, "You have a lot of face."
"Uh, it should be your face," I honestly said: "Let your hand grab something-it's a long life!"
I talked and laughed and sat down with Ren Xiaoyan, picked up the spoon and was about to move my mouth before I thought of Shen Wansan at the back. When I looked back, he still didn't say anything, so I said: "Take care of yourself, you are welcome!"
Shen Wansan nodded, and before he could speak, the little drill wind rushed over and pulled him up. I immediately felt relieved: "Okay, this kid can't be hungry anymore."
I turned around and started eating the dumplings slowly, Ren Xiaoyan glanced at Shen Wansan, who had already served the bowl, and asked me, "How is it, did he agree to join?"
"It's necessary, don't look at who I am," I said carelessly: "Did I get away with my hand?"
Ren Xiaoyan said in a puzzled way: "But I'm surprised. Usually you are looking for martial arts or cooking. This old man, Shen Wansan, is not good at martial arts. What are you doing so laboriously? "
"You don't understand this," I said triumphantly: "Although we have a lot of people on our hands, they are all doing things in plain terms. There is no one who can really do business. Shen Wansan is such a talent-don't believe you. Give it a try. Just put him in the position of manager and definitely compare that old boy Lu Buwei!"
This question explained that Ren Xiaoyan was all right, but the question followed Lori Xi's question came out again: "I was curious, how on earth did you convince him-didn't Shen Wansan say he wants to go to heaven?"
"It's easy, how difficult can it be to buy a ticket by plane?"
Ren Xiaoyan said coldly, "I'm afraid he won't be able to fly by plane!"
I added indifferently: "We can't do much work. It's really impossible to take a short distance and fly back directly without leaving the airport. As long as you go to the sky, it will be done."
Ren Xiaoyan and Lori Xi looked at each other and said together: "Can he go?"
"Why not, I just need to buy a ticket... Damn it! How can I buy a ticket if he doesn't have an ID card?"
Ren Xiaoyan sighed and said: "It's still modern, common sense is not as good as Ruoxi, and I really convince you..." She and Lolixi began to worry together: "Then what should I do, is this old fellow who can't fly to the sky still joins? "
"It's a bit hanging."
"Then let's not work in vain?" Lori said annoyed: "It's been a long time to vomit-it would be better not to come if I knew it!"
I bit my teeth and thought for a long time, "Don’t worry, tomorrow I will take this old thing on the Ferris wheel, it’s almost ascended to heaven, if it doesn’t—"
They both said, "How is it?"
"Bungee jumping, the big deal is not to tie the rope!" I said fiercely: "Don't let this guy run anyway..."
The tables of this kind of roadside stall are very small, and each house has no more than two or three. Our big group of people sits on many tables and chairs. The three of us lowered our voices and discussed far away, but we couldn’t hear them. People are very clear, but they are all behind and they don’t care too much-we are in the midst of the trouble, weirdly twisted our heads 180 degrees, and said shyly: "I have an idea. …"
I hurriedly said: "Don't worry, can you turn your shoulders by the way, I'm not used to twisting my head so hard."
Xiao Gu realized that he seemed to be a bit forgetful. He smiled shyly and hurriedly twisted his body half a circle. Then he regained his concentration and said: "I see in the news that there is something called a helicopter, which is rented by our city, or else Let's go, isn't it the same as flying?"
"Helicopter? This is a way!" I was excited for a moment, but then discouraged: "But I'm afraid it won't be cheap."
"It's a solution anyway, it can solve the problem anyway," Ren Xiaoyan patted me magnificently, and resolutely said: "Don't worry, I will pay the money."
"Then it's settled!" I high-five and congratulate: "I'm done, I'll go tomorrow!"
…
We were chatting here, and suddenly there was a scream not far away, followed by a crackling, and then someone roared: "Don't run, stop, you stop for me—" At the same time, the sound of footsteps began to become noisy and messy. Countless people rushed in our direction, yelling as they ran: "Grab something, grab him!"
We all stood up in an instant with a heart for fear that the world would not be chaotic. Looking around, we saw a few shirtless guys chasing a guy in a ragged black trench coat running towards us, the guy in front of him with his arms folded. With a handful of things in his arms, he ran wildly with his legs, but he obviously couldn't keep up with his strength. After running for a long time, he didn't get rid of the righteous youth who was drinking too much...
Xiao Zuan Feng had already rushed out to the street excitedly, gearing up to start, I yelled in a low voice: "Come back, don't go out and make trouble for me, go back to sleep if you have enough food and drink."
Xiao Zuanfeng was instantly discouraged, and came back to sit down a little bit unaware of the decline, but even so, several supper bosses across the street rushed out. As mentioned earlier, the snacks on our street are divided into two sides, and they are almost the same on both sides. But I didn’t expect that our group of people suddenly patronized and violently boosted the business here. In addition to our group, there were also some passing students who intentionally or unintentionally joined the ranks of buyers, making the opposite boss angry. They rolled their eyes, but they really didn't dare to do anything to us-this sudden thief immediately became the best window to vent his anger, so he rushed out to guard the street and waited for the black windbreaker to throw himself into the net...
Seeing that the chasing soldiers are getting closer and closer, the boss blocking the road is already eager to try, and the black windbreaker makes a sharp turn and rushes towards us!
Needless to say, Uncle Wolf took the lead to stand out from the crowd, with his hands lowered and clenched fists, and said in a deep voice, "I advise you not to come over, otherwise..."
The black windbreaker ignored him and shouted: "Help, master!"
We all looked at each other, and we all reacted in the next second-this guy is also one of my nearest summoners, but I don't know how he did the robbery job!
To say that the reaction is fast, I still have to refer to the small wind. At the moment we just reacted, Ya has already rushed out, blocked everyone in front of the needle, stretched out his hand and said, "Dude, don't worry, this person is our friend. !"
Where can everyone buy his account? The old men who were chasing him shirtless immediately yelled, "Who the hell are you, get up!"
Following Wu Jin, he also stood up: "What if we can't afford to open it?" The black windbreaker hid behind him, wrapped in a lot of things wobbly — why the more I look at it, the more I think this packaging is very problematic, if not Guessed wrong, I think this should be...
Everyone swept back two steps in unison, took a breath, and then yelled, "You have to be reasonable when you have a lot of people. Are your friends able to grab things at will?"
I asked the man in the trench coat in a low voice: "Did you steal something from someone?"
The black windbreaker turned his face and nodded cryingly: "Hungry, I really can't stand it. I don't have any money, so I just want to grab something and ran away. They can't catch up anyway because I run fast."
I have a headache and said: "You pig brain! Even if you want to run, find a time to run when you are full and full. Now that you think you can run, let's talk about it—" I rubbed my forehead and said, "Even if you Can you run past Bolt, and people who want to ride a shared bike will take you down?"
The black windbreaker said with a sad face: "I didn't think so much..."
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about your IQ," I looked at the people who came after him: "Then what, what are you robbed, I will pay twice the price, can you calm down?"
A middle-aged humane flashed from the crowd: "Do you think compensation is enough? This is a crime. We have to call the police!" After saying that, he immediately stretched out his hands with his back to us and began to agitate the crowd: "Everyone, don't you?"
The onlookers shouted for a while, and the guy triumphantly turned to me and said: "I see it, this is the voice of the people-twice is definitely not good, how can I say, he can't grow his memory!"
Ren Xiaoyan said coldly: "Then you can figure it out clearly, he is crazy, and he has something to do with him!"
The middle-aged man said angrily: "Don't try to fool me!"
Ren Xiaoyan said indifferently: "What's so tricky about this, do you dare to tell everyone what he grabbed?"
Obviously, Ren Xiaoyan, like me, understood what the male gun in the windbreaker was, so she made the following treatment. The middle-aged people suddenly became speechless. Qi said: "Boss, if you don't say we can call the police to testify that you are bullying and insane!"
The boss was forced to say, "Tang Monk meat!"
"Huh?" Everyone was stunned for quite a while: "Is this?"
Ren Xiaoyan took out a bag from the man in the trench coat and held it high, so that everyone could see: "This is the thing. The name on the package is Tang Seng Rou, but it is commonly known that everyone should be familiar-it is spicy strips!"
Everything is solved easily, and the clouds are light and breezy in an instant...
After the onlookers dispersed, I generously extended my hand to the man in the windbreaker: "You are welcome to join, Li Dazui!"
The man in the windbreaker said in astonishment: "You, how do you know it's me?"
I laughed and said: "Uh, besides you, Li Dazui, who else would snatch Tang Seng meat? Even if someone else snatches it, you have to snatch something that is not like human flesh. You are too obvious!" (End of this chapter)